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post 1484463081 02-21-2017, 11:39 AM
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Ex-grirlfriend ruined sex for me, depressed as fuk (srs) (anal sex of the gods)

She was super hot, tight body, had body dysmorphia, so she was the kind of girl so obsessed about her body that if she gained a pound she wouldnt leave the room. On top of that she had GOAT lower body genetics (great ass, great thick but super toned legs)... and super hot upper body as well.


She would do anything with me, multiple road blowjobs without even asking, anal sex, anal toys, etc. The kind of **** that makes you sleep like a baby for the next 3 days. The hardest part for me to get over, is not that i think i wont ever find another kinky girl again as hot as she is, that alone is very hard but still doable for a guy like me... the hardest part for me is to realize thatI WILL NEVER FIND ANOTHER GIRL WITH AN ******* AS CLEAN AS HERS.

Im not even kidding, we broke up two weeks ago and still lose sleep over that ass. Her anus was something i didnt think it was possible. She had OCD about everything, and hygiene was no exception. Her anus, and im talking about deep inside her anus, was somehow always clean. On the three years we were together she never had even a slightly weird smell down there, in her pussy or ass. I would stick a buttplug deep inside her ass and it would come out cleaner 100% srs.I could fuk her up her ass DEEP, HARD AND FAST, like the kind of anal sex you expect to be exclusive for porn and not possible IRL... she would take it like a champ. I jizzed up her ******* several times while power fuking her, and she would enjoy it too. Jizz would come back out COMPLETELY clean, my dick would come outODORLESS, im not even kidding, not a single evidence of bad smell ever, and i have a 7" thick dick, not even lying or e-stating, have no clue how she took that. Would eat her ass daily for those three years and never got even a slightly bad experience. On her horny days she would beg me to fuk her up her ass... its painful to even type this, cant believe that is over.

What i think, but she never admitted to, is that since she knew i was a sick fuk for anal sex, and that i would put my tongue deep up her ass every day, that she would make sure to be 100% clean, and she probably had a water sprayer or something that she stuck up her ass to clean it before seeing me. Or she stuck a soap up her anus every day or something, thats my only explanation. She was so obsessive about hygiene that she would go to that lenght and id not be surprised. She never admitted it tough, but still she was a compulsive liar so yeah.


Strong wall of text about her ******* i know, weird as ****, but i just cant get over the fact that i wont be able to have that anus for me to play ,ever again. I just cant go back to having regular boring emotional sex anymore, i just cant. Not after experiencing that.


I know i can find another girl with low self steem that lets me do anal, or kinky enough to let me do anal, but lets be honest she wont be clean down there, not like my ex. Im talking 100% clean, no trace of bad smell even after sticking my dick up there. I dont know if it was her diet, or it was genetics, or what... but it was just mindblowing.



Why did you break up with her you say? She would make me miserable in every other aspect of life. Daddy issues, insecurity, crazy, slightly gold-digger, borderline personality disorder, bipolarity, etc.





Pics later when i leave work and get to my home computer, dont have pics on my work computer.
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post 1484463581 02-21-2017, 11:42 AM
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fuk mirin but at the same time it sucks dealing with a girl like that, the sex isn't worth it
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post 1484463711 02-21-2017, 11:43 AM
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post 1484463901 02-21-2017, 11:45 AM
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no cliffs no read
post 1484464221 02-21-2017, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted By buzkil⏩
fuk mirin but at the same time it sucks dealing with a girl like that, the sex isn't worth it
Not worth it i agree, but as every day passes, and i dont get to put my tongue deep her ass... it gets tougher and tougher man. I dont even want to talk to new chicks because i know their asses smell like ****
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no cliffs no read
its worth the read srs, it will give you a boner. Plus ill post pics later when i get home, would make this thread into a fantasy or something for you.
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post 1484464371 02-21-2017, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
Not worth it i agree, but as every day passes, and i dont get to put my tongue deep her ass... it gets tougher and tougher man. I dont even want to talk to new chicks because i know their asses smell like ****




its worth the read srs, it will give you a boner. Plus ill post pics later when i get home, would make this thread into a fantasy or something for you.
Concur with last statement. Boner achieved.
post 1484464661 02-21-2017, 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
Daddy issues, insecurity, crazy, slightly gold-digger, borderline personality disorder, bipolarity, etc.
so you were dating a stripper?
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post 1484464861 02-21-2017, 11:51 AM
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You'll chase that level of tail for the rest of your days and it will haunt you forever brother...
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post 1484464901 02-21-2017, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Savux⏩
no cliffs no read
Op's ex had an Angus of the gods.

He's now heartbroken that he no longer has access to said ass.
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post 1484465081 02-21-2017, 11:52 AM
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OP the pics won't fuking load
post 1484465261 02-21-2017, 11:53 AM
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I know that feel but my ex and I still smash so I'm not even mad


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post 1484465271 02-21-2017, 11:53 AM
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you're fantasizing over her OP. stop it. She isn't special
post 1484465341 02-21-2017, 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted By Jax05⏩
so you were dating a stripper?
Well she definitely fits the criteria lol. No though she was loyal, religious and olf fashioned. Just BPD and BD.
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You'll chase that level of tail for the rest of your days and it will haunt you forever brother...
I know... i had to choose between love with mediocre sex or sex of the gods with miserable life... fuark
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You should probably wait until you have pics ready to post before making a thread like this
I genuinely did read it too.
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Originally Posted By drvillain⏩
you're fantasizing over her OP. stop it. She isn't special
i know man i woke up today with the hardest boner ever just thinking about the last time i jizzed up her ass. Cant believe she enjoyed that kinky ****
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post 1484465561 02-21-2017, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted By Tornach⏩
You should probably wait until you have pics ready to post before making a thread like this
I genuinely did read it too.
Sorry man i will PM you next time i want to make a fukin thread just to make sure you are okay with it
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BPD girls will give you a high that will never be replaced by any other kind of sloot srs.
Lol, lmfao
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Who would have thought that you could write a thread long enough to need cliffs just over how clean some dudes ex-gf angus was.
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A compulsive lying girlfriend is worse than a dead one. Just saying.
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Originally Posted By Didlid⏩
Who would have thought that you could write a thread long enough to need cliffs just over how clean some dudes ex-gf angus was.
I could write books about my exes pussy and butthole srs
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God damn OP, i feel your pain. Nothing like a good angus.
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Originally Posted By lupus002⏩
BPD girls will give you a high that will never be replaced by any other kind of sloot srs.
yeah but its a double edged sword. The low is also the lowest you will be
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I could write books about my exes pussy and butthole srs
you still fuk her though you lucky ****. You dont get the bull**** that comes with a RS, but you get the goods. Fuark. My ex wont ever touch me again, not even a flawless NC will make her come back
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
you still fuk her though you lucky ****. You dont get the bull**** that comes with a RS, but you get the goods. Fuark. My ex wont ever touch me again, not even a flawless NC will make her come back
Enjoying it while it lasts brah.

We're basically just good friends who smash, NSA. So perfect rn
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Man your ex reminds me of my current gf. Even after dating two years the sex gets even better and better I would hate to not be able to get it whenever I want it. Good thing she's addicted to my penor as much as I'm addicted to her crazy sex game. Whenever she gets annoying I just distance my emotions and remind myself she is a woman so she is going to be like that at times. Meditation helps deal with her mood swings. Women can't help that side of them you just have to be the bigger person and they recognize that. In return they will give you their body mouth and anus. I could never never get into random hookups with strange smelly unknowns. That and I hate condom sex.

Hope this helps!!
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Originally Posted By RusselRestHaven⏩
Man your ex reminds me of my current gf. Even after dating two years the sex gets even better and better I would hate to not be able to get it whenever I want it. Good thing she's addicted to my penor as much as I'm addicted to her crazy sex game. Whenever she gets annoying I just distance my emotions and remind myself she is a woman so she is going to be like that at times. Meditation helps deal with her mood swings. Women can't help that side of them you just have to be the bigger person and they recognize that. In return they will give you their body mouth and anus. I could never never get into random hookups with strange smelly unknowns. That and I hate condom sex.

Hope this helps!!
didnt help *******, just gave me second thoughts. Her problems were just a bit more than "typical woman bull****" though
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Originally Posted By 4everalone⏩
Next goal: find a girl with a clean pusy you can jizz into
i also always creampied her srs. I have low sperm count because of propecia + test, just took the risk srs. Hnggggggggggghhh
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
Well she definitely fits the criteria lol. No though she was loyal, religious and olf fashioned. Just BPD and BD.




I know... i had to choose between love with mediocre sex or sex of the gods with miserable life... fuark
Bahahaaha religious and old fashioned but had you stick it up her ass on the regular
Strong hipocryte.

Btw maybes there's an anal fetish website you can find a girl on.
Put out a craigslist add ?
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If that's the case then good riddance. If it makes you feel better, before I met my current gf I was also thinking like you. Thinking that you won't find someone with the same chemistry and hygiene and etc. That's what kept me with her for so long. But guess what? Then I met my current gf and she is even better than my ex. Stop thinking the worst. You will find a better girl that meets your hygiene requirements and then you two will develop chemistry and the sex will be great. You just need to forget about this chick man.
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