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Thread: Nicklol is gonna lose his viriginity! GTFIH! (celebrate)

post 1485229361 02-27-2017, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
Told her I was a virgin brahs
And she said : haha, are you nervous to ****?

I said lol no.

Now she just sent this lol

U do not listen well do u?
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Ive read a little bit of this crazy mess.

Nicklol, do you even want to have sex? It seems to me that you are dodging it.
post 1485230311 02-27-2017, 11:58 AM
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He's frauding

Nobody can be quite so...well quite so nick lol
post 1485231571 02-27-2017, 12:09 PM
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Opies lines got me put in creeper status. Lol

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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
Told her I was a virgin brahs
And she said : haha, are you nervous to ****?

I said lol no.

Now she just sent this lol

You're in like flynn bro now go do your thing
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post 1485234381 02-27-2017, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
Told her I was a virgin brahs
And she said : haha, are you nervous to ****?

I said lol no.

Now she just sent this lol

Look you retarded mother phucker when we tell you to do something you just do it.

You don't think for yourself. You don't add your own twist. We say you do. Is that plain enough?

Quit phukin schit up.
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post 1485235241 02-27-2017, 12:36 PM
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face it OP you wanna lose ur virginity but at the same time ur scared af of making a move. these msgs show it
post 1485235491 02-27-2017, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
Look you retarded mother phucker when we tell you to do something you just do it.

You don't think for yourself. You don't add your own twist. We say you do. Is that plain enough?

Quit phukin schit up.
Was gonna ask for cliffs but this got me up to speed

Dude just grab the pussy you want your uncle trump and bill to phone you about it or you gonna man up cause right now your sisters stronger than you. Its supposed to hurt that pain is whats gonna make you stronger thats why its called pain and gain nick so stop being a little bitch. And you better stop eyeballing me I see your mother driving up and down the street while im mowing my lawn with my shirt off ill be your stepfather by the end of the week.
post 1485235571 02-27-2017, 12:38 PM
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Nick - your virginity is extremely sacred so hold onto it for as long as you can, no matter what these sex crazed miscers tell you.

As a society, a male's virginity is the most valued possession that one can have so make sure that it's truly that ONE SPECIAL person's face that you really want to shoot your splooge upon before you go actually giving "it" up to.

Remember, you can never get your special virginity back once the deed is done.
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post 1485240581 02-27-2017, 01:15 PM
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im starting to think were being trolled
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post 1485242621 02-27-2017, 01:28 PM
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What's going to happen when he actually loses it?
Will the site crash?
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
No man with a gram of self respect would use a hooker much less lose his virginity to one.

That's beyond pathetic.
I've never used a hooker myself. That being said, there's plenty of famous men who hire hookers, Charlie Sheen, etc.

Pretty sure those folks have a gram of self-respect.

If I was that hard up for pussy, I would call one in a heartbeat.
post 1485265241 02-27-2017, 04:22 PM
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shes been ghosted for the past 3 hours after she asked what porn I watch and if a girl has ever touched my dink

I said "amateur stuff and nah"

fuk I am so discouraged now.. makes no sense that they can be into me and then completely fade like that..

feels lonely as fuk brahs

you know things are bad when a 45 year old single mother ghosts on you.. (uber girl)
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post 1485274081 02-27-2017, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
shes been ghosted for the past 3 hours after she asked what porn I watch and if a girl has ever touched my dink

I said "amateur stuff and nah"

fuk I am so discouraged now.. makes no sense that they can be into me and then completely fade like that..

feels lonely as fuk brahs

you know things are bad when a 45 year old single mother ghosts on you.. (uber girl)
It makes perfect sense dumb azz. You say the exact opposite of what we tell you. You also do the exact opposite of what we tell you.

These chicks are setting it up for you on a tee. It's that phuckin easy.

At this point I think you're trolling.
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post 1485285451 02-27-2017, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
It makes perfect sense dumb azz. You say the exact opposite of what we tell you. You also do the exact opposite of what we tell you.

These chicks are setting it up for you on a tee. It's that phuckin easy.

At this point I think you're trolling.
He's just being honest man. Cut him some slack. I would have the exact same answers if I had tinder matches.
post 1485290781 02-27-2017, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted By imbored21⏩
He's just being honest man. Cut him some slack. I would have the exact same answers if I had tinder matches.
We can give you guys a simple and easy script and plan.

But you all have to listen and follow it.
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post 1485291021 02-27-2017, 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
We can give you guys a simple and easy script and plan.

But you all have to listen and follow it.
But what about being yourself and finding a girl who likes YOU?
post 1485291291 02-27-2017, 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted By imbored21⏩
But what about being yourself and finding a girl who likes YOU?
Sorry bro but that sentiment doesn't apply to everyone. Sometimes "the one" doesn't just show up at your doorstep. You have to put in the work.
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
shes been ghosted for the past 3 hours after she asked what porn I watch andif a girl has ever touched my dink

I said "amateur stuff andnah"

fuk I am so discouraged now..makes no sense that they can be into me and then completely fade like that..

feels lonely as fuk brahs

you know things are bad when a 45 year old single mother ghosts on you.. (uber girl)
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post 1485291751 02-27-2017, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted By imbored21⏩
He's just being honest man. Cut him some slack. I would have the exact same answers if I had tinder matches.
You'd tell women you are a virgin? You'd tell women you lay around and masturbate all weekend?

You'd just tell them to come over like a serial killer?

Nobody does this. Do you think it's hard to talk to women? Give me a honest answer.
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post 1485293301 02-27-2017, 08:20 PM
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I'm moving against the grain here, but saying he's a virgin might work for him. A lot of kinky girls out there into some weird ****. But he's so completely autistic that the chicks can see why he's a virgin lol. He needs to spin it that he's always been too focused on school/work or too shy to go after girls and sex but he's on Tinder because he's ready to have some experienced chick teach him everything he needs to know about sex. Otherwise virgin=social retard, loser.
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Originally Posted By imbored21⏩
But what about being yourself and finding a girl who likes YOU?




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Originally Posted By imbored21⏩
But what about being yourself and finding a girl who likes YOU?
You can worry about that after you're no longer a virgin

I also think at this point OP is just a troll
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Originally Posted By imbored21⏩
But what about being yourself and finding a girl who likes YOU?
Do you want to cast a tiny net or a big one?

I'm sorry but sometimes you have to change who you are to be more attractive to women.

Physically or personality wise.
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1. Don't act embarrassed about being a virgin. Just own it.
2. Create the illusion of having a big social life on the weekends with lots of friends.
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
shes been ghosted for the past 3 hours after she asked what porn I watch and if a girl has ever touched my dink

I said "amateur stuff and nah"

fuk I am so discouraged now.. makes no sense that they can be into me and then completely fade like that..

feels lonely as fuk brahs

you know things are bad when a 45 year old single mother ghosts on you.. (uber girl)
because you're not listening to leoslayer, bro. c'mon man, he has 'slayer' in his name
Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
You'd tell women you are a virgin? You'd tell women you lay around and masturbate all weekend?

You'd just tell them to come over like a serial killer?

Nobody does this. Do you think it's hard to talk to women? Give me a honest answer.
don't even listen to imbored man, he's a pretty poor troll.

and you should do a thread about your life/ask me anything, i'm sure people would be intredasted to hear what a hamsam (no homo) 47 year old had to say
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
Do you want to cast a tiny net or a big one?

I'm sorry but sometimes you have to change who you are to be more attractive to women.

Physically or personality wise.
Stop replying to him, HoustonMiscer, Nicklol, etc. Don't believe me, go over to relationship help section of the misc and you'll realize that these guys are posting this crap 24/7. I'm being 100% srs. Not worth the effort man. You're trying to help but these guys are beyond help.
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shooting yourself in the foot more than Plaxico Burress man
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Originally Posted By eltoro24⏩
Opies lines got me put in creeper status. Lol

Lmao.

We need moar.


@ Nick, pics of Leslie?
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
It makes perfect sense dumb azz. You say the exact opposite of what we tell you. You also do the exact opposite of what we tell you.

These chicks are setting it up for you on a tee. It's that phuckin easy.

At this point I think you're trolling.
I think hes just trying to save face at how bad he is..

Nick dont tell them youre virgin. Women have a poosy and use it as leverage. They want to use it on someone good (genes, charisma, $$, etc.)

By saying no ones touched your dink you come across undesirable, as harsh as it is

Women just arent attracted to it. Generally speaking you are what you attract and women dont like feeling worthless. By saying nobody wanted or wants you thats what youre coming across as

At the very least you need to come across like you could have gotten it but it was your choice not to.

That way you make the girl feel more special by picking them.

However, you shouldnt say it at all. Just plow through it.

Either say its been a long time and youre nervous or get drunk and blame it on alcohol
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