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Thread: Nicklol is gonna lose his viriginity! GTFIH! (celebrate)

post 1485378221 02-28-2017, 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
Look man if you're serious you let me know.

I'll let you copy paste things I've sent to girls.

I'll give you the plays right out of my book.

Are they perfect? No but I think they are duplicatable for anybody.

My style may not be as aggressive as some of these stone cold slayers at first but I progress into something that women have never experienced before and it works.
in on leoslayer mackbook.

while i wouldnt use your lines, not even a variation, i would (or op should) dissect and conclude what type of exchange of words works in the attempt to court women
post 1485408041 02-28-2017, 04:46 PM
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alright guys forgive me, I will stop saying I am a virgin.

next time a girl is super into me.. I will play it cool. its none of their business anyways, amiright?

sorry to disappoint leo srs
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
alright guys forgive me, I will stop saying I am a virgin.

next time a girl is super into me.. I will play it cool. its none of their business anyways, amiright?

sorry to disappoint leo srs
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post 1485414691 02-28-2017, 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
alright guys forgive me, I will stop saying I am a virgin.

next time a girl is super into me.. I will play it cool. its none of their business anyways, amiright?

sorry to disappoint leo srs
Man it's cool and yes it really isn't any of their business.

Look if you want help you let us know.

I assume that goes for the majority of us here right? We just want each other to win.
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post 1485434641 02-28-2017, 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
Man it's cool and yes it really isn't any of their business.

Look if you want help you let us know.

I assume that goes for the majority of us here right? We just want each other to win.
can I call u my dad srs
post 1485435521 02-28-2017, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
No, I am autistic
And I am not even op
Fukn lol

"I am not even OP"
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post 1485694991 03-02-2017, 06:05 PM
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I found a girl that's a virgin and says shes only dated 1 guy.. shes 26

I think I found someone guys, srs

Imagine 2 virgins going at it, its going to be great!
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post 1485695251 03-02-2017, 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
I found a girl that's a virgin and says shes only dated 1 guy.. shes 26

I think I found someone guys, srs
you got this brah
if all fails i've got a niagara hoe I can send your way
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
I found a girl that's a virgin and says shes only dated 1 guy.. shes 26

I think I found someone guys, srs


Whatever I'll believe when I see it. Misc has lost faith in you.
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Originally Posted By RealAesthetic⏩
you got this brah
if all fails i've got a niagara hoe I can send your way
haha, thx brah
Originally Posted By Cinderblock⏩


Whatever I'll believe when I see it. Misc has lost faith in you.
lmfao.. this guy
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
I found a girl that's a virgin and says shes only dated 1 guy.. shes 26

I think I found someone guys, srs

Imagine 2 virgins going at it, its going to be great!
Lmao she's lying you dumb phuk. She's phuked at least 3, and that's being conservative as phuk. Has the misc taught you nothing?
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post 1485700081 03-02-2017, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
I found a girl that's a virgin and says shes only dated 1 guy.. shes 26

I think I found someone guys, srs

Imagine 2 virgins going at it, its going to be great!
For her sake, I really hope that she truly is the virgin that she says that she is cuz if you find out that she's actually a lying gang bang loving sloot instead, there's no telling what you'd do.












And whatever you do, I don't blame you. I'd support you no matter what.






















Nicklol: WTF?! No hymen!!! And I gave you my virginity. You lying sloot!?!!!!

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post 1485754691 03-03-2017, 07:39 AM
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Lol anyone else imagine how awkward and uncoordinated the sex between two virgins would be?

It has comedy all over it.

I'm pulling for you Nicklol. Go get it.
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post 1485755151 03-03-2017, 07:43 AM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
We just want each other to win.
Speak for yourself

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post 1485755481 03-03-2017, 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted By MuckSnapper⏩
Speak for yourself

Lost it, why did OP make this thread when he hasn't gotten laid yet? celebrated too early brah.
post 1485761601 03-03-2017, 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted By KingKringe⏩
Lost it, why did OP make this thread when he hasn't gotten laid yet? celebrated too early brah.
I mean..it should have/ could have happend that day..but it's ok. Progress..
I first hugged a girl last year..lmao
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
I mean..it should have/ could have happend that day..but it's ok. Progress..
I first hugged a girl last year..lmao
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post 1485763361 03-03-2017, 08:50 AM
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this whole thread reminds me of this play.

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Checking up on this thread again. It looks like Nick still hasn't gotten laid?

I'm still rooting for you OP. You will get laid within the next 2 months and come spring/summer, the misc will see a man go on a slay spree the likes of which has never been witnessed. That man is you.
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
I found a girl that's a virgin and says shes only dated 1 guy.. shes 26

I think I found someone guys, srs

Imagine 2 virgins going at it, its going to be great!
so you think your chances will improve by targeting a woman who has refused to have sex with anyone in 26 years?

that's not how it works nicklol
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
Lol anyone else imagine how awkward and uncoordinated the sex between two virgins would be?

It has comedy all over it.

I'm pulling for you Nicklol. Go get it.
Story time

I lost my virginity in highschool to the hottest chick in school (Who had sex once previously, was a year younger than I was), and all i knew was porn. Was wearing a rubber, when I was going to nut i pulled out and shot all over her tits, everything was fine.

I was dating an on again off again girl for like 3 years during this time, and she was a virgin. She was a senior and was about to go to college that summer, and we decided to try and make it work. A couple weeks after I had lost my virginity, my gf and i planned to have sex, and i would take her virginity.

We had condom sex, missionary, it was really painful and awkward. God condom sex before you know how to groove and fuk is so horrible, rather have a clean wiener in my mouth and im not even gay. Anyway, we fuk for a couple minutes, and she seems horrified lmao, I go to bust a nut, and i pull out rip the condom off and start busting a nut all over her tits. As soon as I pulled out she screamed "WTF ARE YOU DOING!" I pull the rubber off, and shes all like "WTF!!!", She immediately starts crying as im nutting, and she was like pushing me off and ran to the bathroom, starts putting cleaning chemicals on her vagina and stuff.. lol

Turns out she thought i was trying to cum on the outside of her poose to get her pregnant and sabotage her college education lmao. Took me like thirty minutes to talk her off the ledge and just explain that thats what i had seen in porn, and i didnt really know what else to do.

Imagine how much worse sex between pure virgins would be LMAO.
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Originally Posted By Jhalf⏩
Story time

I lost my virginity in highschool to the hottest chick in school (Who had sex once previously, was a year younger than I was), and all i knew was porn. Was wearing a rubber, when I was going to nut i pulled out and shot all over her tits, everything was fine.

I was dating an on again off again girl for like 3 years during this time, and she was a virgin. She was a senior and was about to go to college that summer, and we decided to try and make it work. A couple weeks after I had lost my virginity, my gf and i planned to have sex, and i would take her virginity.

We had condom sex, missionary, it was really painful and awkward. God condom sex before you know how to groove and fuk is so horrible, rather have a clean wiener in my mouth and im not even gay. Anyway, we fuk for a couple minutes, and she seems horrified lmao, I go to bust a nut, and i pull out rip the condom off and start busting a nut all over her tits. As soon as I pulled out she screamed "WTF ARE YOU DOING!" I pull the rubber off, and shes all like "WTF!!!", She immediately starts crying as im nutting, and she was like pushing me off and ran to the bathroom, starts putting cleaning chemicals on her vagina and stuff.. lol

Turns out she thought i was trying to cum on the outside of her poose to get her pregnant and sabotage her college education lmao. Took me like thirty minutes to talk her off the ledge and just explain that thats what i had seen in porn, and i didnt really know what else to do.

Imagine how much worse sex between pure virgins would be LMAO.
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Originally Posted By ryanscut⏩
Mirin' the fact you were able to stop before you busted. I busted in under 20 strokes my first time.
Honestly, until i figured out to move and hit different spots, condom sex felt absolutely disgusting. Rather jerk off


Dat first time raw dog doe.....HHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

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Originally Posted By Luc1fer⏩
I'd prefer to cast a tiny net tbh, and find a woman worth investing into.

In OPs and ImBored case - ye cast a large one.
There are plenty of women like this in your area who have traditional Christian family values. They may not be as good looking, but more stable and loyal.

When I look at most of the men from my high school, they married plain Jane type of women. The hot women have been divorced 3 times with 6 dogs, 3 rabbits and 5 cats, and crayon-colored hair.
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
I found a girl that's a virgin and says shes only dated 1 guy.. shes 26

I think I found someone guys, srs

Imagine 2 virgins going at it, its going to be great!
lol
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Ehh..apparently she lives pretty far..

I think I'm done.

Nobody in my area is interested in me.
Nobody has anything in common with me.
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Time to move Nick?
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
Ehh..apparently she lives pretty far..

I think I'm done.

Nobody in my area is interested in me.
Nobody has anything in common with me.
How far are we talking?
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Originally Posted By KingKringe⏩
Lost it, why did OP make this thread when he hasn't gotten laid yet? celebrated too early brah.
Bro don't blame me. It was supposed to finally happen but Nick got a case of limp dick. That's some M. Night Shyamalan chit right there.

Still rooting for Nick tho.
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Originally Posted By Jhalf⏩
Story time

I lost my virginity in highschool to the hottest chick in school (Who had sex once previously, was a year younger than I was), and all i knew was porn. Was wearing a rubber, when I was going to nut i pulled out and shot all over her tits, everything was fine.

I was dating an on again off again girl for like 3 years during this time, and she was a virgin. She was a senior and was about to go to college that summer, and we decided to try and make it work. A couple weeks after I had lost my virginity, my gf and i planned to have sex, and i would take her virginity.

We had condom sex, missionary, it was really painful and awkward. God condom sex before you know how to groove and fuk is so horrible, rather have a clean wiener in my mouth and im not even gay. Anyway, we fuk for a couple minutes, and she seems horrified lmao, I go to bust a nut, and i pull out rip the condom off and start busting a nut all over her tits. As soon as I pulled out she screamed "WTF ARE YOU DOING!" I pull the rubber off, and shes all like "WTF!!!", She immediately starts crying as im nutting, and she was like pushing me off and ran to the bathroom, starts putting cleaning chemicals on her vagina and stuff.. lol

Turns out she thought i was trying to cum on the outside of her poose to get her pregnant and sabotage her college education lmao. Took me like thirty minutes to talk her off the ledge and just explain that thats what i had seen in porn, and i didnt really know what else to do.

Imagine how much worse sex between pure virgins would be LMAO.
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