I was going to scorn you for potentially fukking this up but looks like it's not going down anyway.

For future reference don't do this wtf wrong whichooDat game bro lololLmao


In all seriousness tho OP if rios doesn't end up smashing I don't blame him. She's either highly unstable and dangerous, or plotting against him (less likely).

Either way, I'd abort too. The misc wants entertainment but IRL vs misc - not a tough decision here.

no words to describe this thread. might be the best thing I've ever read.

Reps for cliffs of the last 44 pages?

can i get a quick run down?

Op's friend, Rios is srs about anal
Girl gets offend and posts on social media about it
Misc fires back
She deletes everything and blocks everyone
Rios apologizes and lets her punch him in the face
She offers to buy him food
Says no and smashes some blond instead.
She is still in contact with him
Wants to sleep with him but no sex (lmao)
Everyone is telling rios to smash but try not to die.
He keeps leading her on and she keeps begging for that D

Bonus facts:
Girl's parents are a1 steak sauce
She doesn't shave
Rios and misc chit storm is still more attractive to her than pink haired white knight.

edit:

If you're going to quote me then quote me. adding one line doesn't mean you wrote this. Tempted to neg

sorry m8, didn't mean to steal your content

theres a joke about not needing "plan B" and i like anal here somewhere

in to read later

this is how funny things get ruined.

I checked the first page, went to her IG, saw a post about falling for a f*boi, left confused, came back to thread. It seems she has fallen for the OP's friend.

Thread has been eye opening. I guess the misc was right all along about not listening to what girls say and paying attention to what they do instead in addition to being right about the power of aesthetics. I did not believe but here we are...

Still, she's young and she seems mentally unstable so let's cut her some slack.

We kept saying it all along. Seen it happen so many times...



Misc is always right.

Best thread I've seen in my time.

Also ITT: bunch of slack jawed *******s not using the 50 post per page layout. There are 27 pages here, not 44 or whatever

Yes, it seems so.

I am still holding out hope that scenarios like these are not the norm because I am not sure I want to to live in a world where the misc is actually right about all the other stuff too.

Yo Rios brah you clappin the cheeks this weekend?

This crazy just keeps getting better...

She is craving his dink sand , if Rios does smash her I think she will 100% go full potato..



Should have brought dog, dog people are more stable lol

Both of these have already been posted. Not only did you stick your nose in and potentially fuk this up, you're posting chit from pages ago

This bish looks like she's 30, not 18. She fraudin' or just smoked a pack a day from age 5 till 18. Not gonna lie though, would probably smash...maybe...n..n...no homo....

Wait what?

Mind blown miscers are still inserting themselves by messaging her potentially ruining the lulz from op and his buddy.

Dink sand?

How could I have fkd this up??? Others have already posted numerous times on her accounts. She was well aware of this thread long before I posted anything.

My post proves how delusional she really is and it also confirms more so that misc is right, that being good looking you can get away with being jerk to women under your standard and they will still beg for your attention..

If I wanted to cause a **** storm I could have, I could have started a cat fight with her but I didn't, so chill the f out....

Women version of being pussy whipped

Don't act like you aren't the same sloot.

lololol holy fukkkk. She is crazy.

Honestly I've dated and known so many 18-19 year old girls that are insecure and unstable like that. I think its more of an age thing than anything else.

I can think of at least 2 girls I dated when I was that age that acted exactly like that.

we keep telling you chicks but you dont want to listen.

when you say no, it means yes

You missed a comma.

It doesn't matter what rios does/says anymore. She will let him smash even if it means abandoning all her "values" lol. Reminds me of:

I'm an Alpha male.

And girls want to fukk alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasnos you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fukking touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm fukking her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm fukking her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?




And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic ****. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to fukk 6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to cum on her face before you get those lips near it.

And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and dissapear, and all that emo bullshyt? You're triggering her "Don't fukk" instinct something feirce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to fukk her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath.




And she's cheating on you, I promise that. When she sits around quiet and uncomfortable, acting irritable and irrational towards you, wanting you to just back away and leave her alone, it's not her period. It's because I haven't called her for a day or two and her instincts are telling her to go find me. The primitive section of her brain doesn't want to risk smelling like another man when she gives herself to me, she wants me to know she's completely mine. We do things together she tells you she never would. Her pooper? Mine. I want to give her a facial? of course. I want her to suck the cum out of my dick, even though I just finished pumping away at her ass? she's never going to tell me no. She doesn't WNAT to tell me no. She wants me to know she'll do anything it takes to keep me. She'll rim my ass while she's down there sucking me off if it means pleasing me. She'll drink my cum from a shotglass. She'll wear a buttplug when we go out to dinner. She'll sleep handcuffed to my headboard. Anything.

And then she'll go home to you and tell you she's not in the mood today.

I'd say you should become an hero, but you being aruond makes her want a real man all the more, so keep ***ging it up emo bitches, I'll keep that pussy warm while you're crying in the corner.

Lol at doubting the misc. We may seem like chauvinistic psychopaths but that's only because we understand how women really are. You have to be crazy to deal with crazy.

Sure is nice that a bunch of grown men are bullying an insecure and unhappy 18 year old girl on the internet.

Get a live you losers.