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post 1486680181 03-10-2017, 11:54 AM
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If you believe modern Egyptology then you are a bovine mouth-breather.

Fact:The great pyramids contained no sarco****i/mummies.

Fact:The great pyramids would have required a ramp a mile long to move the bricks. The ramp would have to have been made out of the same material as the bricks or it would have collapsed. Today there is no signs of this ramp or it's remnants.

Fact:Egyptologists are one-way theorists and don't use geology or astronomy as a factor in their 'facts'. They use only what they dig up from the ground and then make assumptions based on that.

Fact:The Great Pyramid's north-south axis is aligned to within three-sixtieths of a degree of true north-south. It would be worthwhile to note that this alignment is more accurate than that of the Meridian Building at the Greenwich Observatory in London, which deviates from true north by nine-sixtieths of a degree.

Fact:There is somewhat of a sinister monopoly as to who can research the pyramids of Egypt. An 'Egyptian official' currently allows access to only handful of billionaire owned 'research teams'.

Fact:The pyramids are believed by Egyptologists to be 4000 years old, despite there being no accurate way to date rocks. However Professor Robert Schoch found signs of water erosion on the Sphinx, pushing it's theoretical constuction back to the tropical climate of up to 12000 years ago.

Checkout this classic vid, narrated by none other than Charlton Heston himself:



Another incredibly compelling guy to follow is Graham Hancock..



Professor Robert Schoch's website.

http://www.robertschoch.com/sphinxcontent.html

Listen up *******s. The next time some Egyptologist tries to tell you 'facts' about how the pyramids were built - and why - please punch them in the thoat.

The plain truth is that nobody knows how the Pyramids were built, or even why. But whatisknown, is that whoever built them had an incredible knowledge of the stars, and absolutely top tier engineering skills. We couldn't build the pyramids today even with all our great machinery (unless we cheated and used concrete).

It's no longer a case of are we being lied to - it's a case of why.


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post 1486680711 03-10-2017, 11:57 AM
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The real question is why they let fukkin KFC build a restaurant literally next door to the pyramids... shocking
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great post and couldn't agree more. bunch of liars
post 1486681251 03-10-2017, 12:03 PM
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Well considering that not even the biggest forklift can lift 2.3 tons yea we could probably build it. Also gonna sound dumb here but just trying to think about this, isn't any building within a degree of true north just by drawing a straight line from said building to the north point? Seems kindve redundant when your planet is a sphere
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp
We couldn't build the pyramids today even with all our great machinery (unless we cheated and used concrete).
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I always figured the pyramids were an ancient power plant. Why the **** else would Pharaoh chase the Jews so hard after they left? They took the Ark of the Covenant (power cell) with them and knocked out Egypt's electrical infrastructure.

There is a lot of stuff we do not understand about gravity and magnetism . Take Coral Castle for example, it was build by one man and he was capable of moving all of these multiple ton stones by himself without heavy machinery. That being said a LOT can be done with a block and tackle.

This is the 9 ton door of Coral Castle which is so well balanced it can be opened by pushing with one hand at one point in time.

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Tom Cruise is staring in the reboot of The Mummy, while despite being younger then Cruise, Brendan Fraser has become a mummy.
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Originally Posted By heykiddo
"Saser"
Whoa, I never seen you here before.
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The ancients were far more advanced than us, but it's not due to aliens.
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Originally Posted By theoxinthebox
The real question is why they let fukkin KFC build a restaurant literally next door to the pyramids... shocking
Is that fact from Idiot Abroad?
Originally Posted By BustaCapp
Fact:The great pyramids contained no sarco****i/mummies.

Fact:The great pyramids would have required a ramp a mile long to move the bricks. The ramp would have to have been made out of the same material as the bricks or it would have collapsed. Today there is no signs of this ramp or it's remnants.

Fact:Egyptologists are one-way theorists and don't use geology or astronomy as a factor in their 'facts'. They use only what they dig up from the ground and then make assumptions based on that.

Fact:The Great Pyramid's north-south axis is aligned to within three-sixtieths of a degree of true north-south. It would be worthwhile to note that this alignment is more accurate than that of the Meridian Building at the Greenwich Observatory in London, which deviates from true north by nine-sixtieths of a degree.

Fact:There is somewhat of a sinister monopoly as to who can research the pyramids of Egypt. An 'Egyptian official' currently allows access to only handful of billionaire owned 'research teams'.

Fact:The pyramids are believed by Egyptologists to be 4000 years old, despite there being no accurate way to date rocks. However Professor Robert Schoch found signs of water erosion on the Sphinx, pushing it's theoretical constuction back to the tropical climate of up to 12000 years ago.
Hardly an expert myself, but:

1. Lol... Pyramids were developed from mastabas which were flat burial markers. An ancient engineer/architect developed the idea of putting one mastaba, smaller each time, on top of another to form a pyramid. And, yes they are buried there...

2. This has been proven and is even depicted in ancient art from the period. I believe they used logs as rollers, ropes to pull, and wet the sand to reduce friction. Not 100% on that, but the "mystery" of shipping stone from quarries has been 'solved.'

3. Lol... Of course they make assumptions/theories out of what they discover at digs.

4. No idea.

5. Yes, access to their sites is very limited. I'm sure they take bribes as well for entrance. Famously, English Lords have looted the sites and claimed they had permission.

6. They don't date the rocks? They carbon date the items they find inside and in the proximity. At least, that's my understanding.








...Not sure why I typed all that for obvious trolling.


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We could absolutely build the pyramids tomorrow if we wanted to with some levers, a wench and some rope.

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Originally Posted By theoxinthebox
The real question is why they let fukkin KFC build a restaurant literally next door to the pyramids... shocking
Because corrupt, greedy Egyptians.
Originally Posted By heykiddo
"Saser"
Not sure what that means but I'd eat a 3 course meal off your a$$hole and lick the plate clean.
Originally Posted By Filfy
You're flying close to the sun on this one. I suggest you fall back before you get burnt.
Originally Posted By gwem32170191
I always figured the pyramids were an ancient power plant. Why the **** else would Pharaoh chase the Jews so hard after they left? They took the Ark of the Covenant (power cell) with them and knocked out Egypt's electrical infrastructure.

There is a lot of stuff we do not understand about gravity and magnetism . Take Coral Castle for example, it was build by one man and he was capable of moving all of these multiple ton stones by himself without heavy machinery. That being said a LOT can be done with a block and tackle.

This is the 9 ton door of Coral Castle which is so well balanced it can be opened by pushing with one hand at one point in time.

Originally Posted By datclownbaby
Tom Cruise is staring in the reboot of The Mummy, while despite being younger then Cruise, Brendan Fraser has become a mummy.
Never watched that Hollywood trash.

Doesn't stimulate my jacked mental fibras.
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Originally Posted By celltechbrahz
The ancients were far more advanced than us, but it's not due to aliens.
Pack it up and go home bros, this guy has all the answers.
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Originally Posted By MrAWatts
Pack it up and go home bros, this guy has all the answers.
Do you think there are tradie Aliens?
post 1486686631 03-10-2017, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Zwicker
Is that fact from Idiot Abroad?

Hardly an expert myself, but:
No chit.
Originally Posted By Zwicker
1. Lol... Pyramids were developed from mastabas which were flat burial markers. An ancient engineer/architect developed the idea of putting one mastaba, smaller each time, on top of another to form a pyramid. And, yes they are buried there...
What you just said was a prime example of a bovine mouth-breathing repeater. And no they really weren't buried there.

https://www.quora.com/How-many-mummi...n-the-pyramids
Originally Posted By Zwicker
2. This has been proven and is even depicted in ancient art from the period. I believe they used logs as rollers, ropes to pull, and wet the sand to reduce friction. Not 100% on that, but the "mystery" of shipping stone from quarries has been 'solved.'
BRB so if it's possible then that's what happened? Let's not mention how long it would take though.
Originally Posted By Zwicker
3. Lol... Of course they make assumptions/theories out of what they discover at digs.
Which is what the problem is.
Originally Posted By Zwicker
4. No idea.
Agreed.
Originally Posted By Zwicker
5. Yes, access to their sites is very limited. I'm sure they take bribes as well for entrance. Famously, English Lords have looted the sites and claimed they had permission.
Very limited so the 'experts' can tell us what they want.
Originally Posted By Zwicker
6. They don't date the rocks? They carbon date the items they find inside and in the proximity. At least, that's my understanding.
Carbon dating only works on organic material.

Such as potatoes like you.
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People back then had nothing else to do, so why not lug rocks around?
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Is that vid in OP that John Anthony West documentary?

I listened to him on Joe Rogan podcast a while back but never watched it.
I call it "Celebration". It's sexual, and violent...

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But who was the aztec pyramids, the greatest pyramid of them all, also the greastest historic civilization.

In regards to one of your facts, sand could be piled high and wide , then ramps would not colapse
Originally Posted By theoxinthebox
the real question is why they let fukkin kfc build a restaurant literally next door to the pyramids... Shocking
same for aztec pyramids, there are still small villages with delicate economies who trade each other beans for blankets or corn for pottery etc,, then they go and build a fawking walmart next to the pyramid..
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Fukking human beings always lying bout historical events. Every now and then there would be a thread about "How the pyramids got built", "Where are the slave ships?", "were black people the first to colonize america?"
We get detailed answers here and there, posts questioning one guy's intelligence, constant arguments, and videos by so called "Experts".
The fog surrounding the truth is hitting hard as fuk. Technology and the power of science today can't stop human nature from prevailing with politicians, rich people will hit-men connections, and sinister parties coming in behind the scenes and controlling chit for no legitimate reason.
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Don't know how the pyramids got built in the first place but let's start off with the #1 rule of never trusting Egyptians and what they say in the first place.
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp
No chit.



What you just said was a prime example of a bovine mouth-breathing repeater. And no they really weren't buried there.

https://www.quora.com/How-many-mummi...n-the-pyramids



BRB so if it's possible then that's what happened? Let's not mention how long it would take though.



Which is what the problem is.



Agreed.



Very limited so the 'experts' can tell us what they want.



Carbon dating only works on organic material.

Such as potatoes like you.
Wait, you were serious?


I thought you just trolled the misc... (srs)


I said they don't date the rocks. They carbon date the items they find... Lmao. And, they had loads of manpower during the off-harvest times who would receive food/shelter/medical/tax breaks in return for labour. The theory of moving stones from the quarry is entirely plausible and possible... Or aliens did it.

Lol at your link. You might as well trust Yahoo answers. Again, not claiming to be an expert, but for more accurate information:https://egyptianhistorypodcast.com/Decent podcast I've listened to on the road on occasion.
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Originally Posted By GolfPants
Is that vid in OP that John Anthony West documentary?

I listened to him on Joe Rogan podcast a while back but never watched it.
Why do people listen to that absolute ******* Rogan?

I can't respect a man who has the voice of a castrato opera singer.
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I'm sorry conspiratard, you were clearly experiencing sleep paralysis, the planet Venus, overactive imagination, or a grizzly bear.

Not srs. The idea that dozens of pyramids with the same dimensions and set up facing the same direction, all with pinpoint accuracy makes it hard to believe these were simple tombs or sacrificial altars.
Originally Posted By Zwicker
I said they don't date the rocks. They carbon date the items they find... Lmao. And, they had loads of manpower during the off-harvest times who would receive food/shelter/medial/tax breaksin return for labour. The theory of moving stones from the quarry is entirely plausible and possible... Or aliens did it.
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Originally Posted By jamalfudge
The idea that dozens of pyramids with the same dimensions and set up facing the same direction, all with pinpoint accuracy makes it hard to believe these were simple tombs or sacrificial altars.
Make the blueprints for a house in the country side with the dimensions and set up towards what exactly I want or I'll stone you to death, what are the chances of you getting it right?
I think that was the mindset for those slaves and pharaohs 3000 years ago.
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Mystery of the Spinx is a really great doc. Love it.
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Either obvious troll or full retard.
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