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London is one of the worst cities in the world srs.
03-13-2017, 05:37 AM
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London is one of the worst cities in the world srs.
Just got back from visiting my mate who lives down there, jesus christ what a hellhole.
Brb the ****ing price of everything. Comes to about 16 for two cocktail drinks and sometimes in excess of 5 for a ****ing pint!
Brb takes forever to get anywhere. Get off at your stop on the tube and you have to walk down a fukn half a mile long tunnel before you get out of the place. My mate lives in a borough called Staines which is an hour out from the city centre. There's no scenery on this hour journey whatsoever, just urban area after urban area after urban area, and council flat buildings. I can go from Liverpool to Manchester in that amount of time and inbetween the cities you pass small towns and rural farm areas.
Brb no culture. The renowned Cockney's of east London have all either been outbred by asian migrants, or moved completely out of the city to Essex. It's rare to speak to a native Londoner because everyone who works the service jobs is a migrant and any white collar Londoner who does work in the city constantly has their head down, fixated on their tablet or smartphone when in public. They all look miserable too.
Brb housing prices. Nothing more needs to be said here.
If you're rich AF to the point where you can afford a chauffeur whenever you go then the city probably isn't that bad for you, but for the average working shmuck it must be completely overwhelming to live in, and even as a tourist destination there's so many places in Britain that are calmer and more cultured than London.
Too crowded (London has a higher population than the entirety of Scotland and Wales), too expensive, too vast... Would not recommend/10
Brb the ****ing price of everything. Comes to about 16 for two cocktail drinks and sometimes in excess of 5 for a ****ing pint!
Brb takes forever to get anywhere. Get off at your stop on the tube and you have to walk down a fukn half a mile long tunnel before you get out of the place. My mate lives in a borough called Staines which is an hour out from the city centre. There's no scenery on this hour journey whatsoever, just urban area after urban area after urban area, and council flat buildings. I can go from Liverpool to Manchester in that amount of time and inbetween the cities you pass small towns and rural farm areas.
Brb no culture. The renowned Cockney's of east London have all either been outbred by asian migrants, or moved completely out of the city to Essex. It's rare to speak to a native Londoner because everyone who works the service jobs is a migrant and any white collar Londoner who does work in the city constantly has their head down, fixated on their tablet or smartphone when in public. They all look miserable too.
Brb housing prices. Nothing more needs to be said here.
If you're rich AF to the point where you can afford a chauffeur whenever you go then the city probably isn't that bad for you, but for the average working shmuck it must be completely overwhelming to live in, and even as a tourist destination there's so many places in Britain that are calmer and more cultured than London.
Too crowded (London has a higher population than the entirety of Scotland and Wales), too expensive, too vast... Would not recommend/10
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03-13-2017, 05:38 AM
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100% agree serious
have been to cities in australia, asia, south america, north america, UK, rest of europe, and london is without a doubt one of the most boring cities i've ever been to.
normally when you get off a plane/bus/whatever in a new country, you smell the air, you see the trees, the people, anything, and it feels fukn good, like holy chit it's different. london - fukn nothing.
for me, it may just be because i'm from sydney. but even then... sydney is basically london, except with beaches, better weather and more attractive people...
not sure if srs london
edit: and just LOL at 'the tube'. brb every fukn londoner is in love with the tube. brb it's actually a disgusting piece of chit. brb crowded, hot, no ventilation, stinks like chit, too small (manmore brah can't even stand up straight), brb waiting for 40 minutes with trains coming every minute because they're all so packed that kunts can't even get in
just fukn lol, literally every other city in europe has a superior metro system
and just LOL at compared to sydney trains - brb plenty of space, everyone can stand up straight and not touch everyone else on the train etc etc
have been to cities in australia, asia, south america, north america, UK, rest of europe, and london is without a doubt one of the most boring cities i've ever been to.
normally when you get off a plane/bus/whatever in a new country, you smell the air, you see the trees, the people, anything, and it feels fukn good, like holy chit it's different. london - fukn nothing.
for me, it may just be because i'm from sydney. but even then... sydney is basically london, except with beaches, better weather and more attractive people...
not sure if srs london
edit: and just LOL at 'the tube'. brb every fukn londoner is in love with the tube. brb it's actually a disgusting piece of chit. brb crowded, hot, no ventilation, stinks like chit, too small (manmore brah can't even stand up straight), brb waiting for 40 minutes with trains coming every minute because they're all so packed that kunts can't even get in
just fukn lol, literally every other city in europe has a superior metro system
and just LOL at compared to sydney trains - brb plenty of space, everyone can stand up straight and not touch everyone else on the train etc etc
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03-13-2017, 05:47 AM
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When I was in London, someone stole a book worth 10 pounds from me. I was sitting in an overcrowded area and looked away for not even 2 minutes, look back and the book is gone. Fukin rustled the hell out of me.
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Originally Posted By CopeyDan⏩
Never thought I'd hear that from a southernerCan confirm.
Was in Leeds with this weekend with some mates for a footie match and stayed the night. Would much rather live there.
Was in Leeds with this weekend with some mates for a footie match and stayed the night. Would much rather live there.
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03-13-2017, 05:55 AM
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Originally Posted By BadAtThis⏩
Brb cheaper housing than LondonLmao you're from ****ing Merseyside and you're chatting sh*te?
Mate you are a dumping ground for Liverpool. Just lol. I'd rather live in Cardiff than Merseyside.
Mate you are a dumping ground for Liverpool. Just lol. I'd rather live in Cardiff than Merseyside.
Brb lower crime than London
Brb cheaper everything than London
Brb better nightlife
Brb little amount of "cultural enrichment" - our immigration is mainly from ireland and eastern europe
Brb 3 big universities that attract people from all over the country
Brb city is nice and compact. Can get from one end of the city centre to the other just by walking
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03-13-2017, 05:59 AM
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OP is right. All though i have never been to the Northern part of the UK so can't compare the two. Every other city i have been to in Europe is cleaner, better transport, less crowded, nicer buildings, weather etc
03-13-2017, 06:03 AM
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Originally Posted By NorthernLad93⏩
Couldn't give a rats ass about London. Anything that isn't the beautiful county of Surrey is infinitely inferior. So argue your points all you want.Brb cheaper housing than London
Brb lower crime than London
Brb cheaper everything than London
Brb better nightlife
Brb little amount of "cultural enrichment" - our immigration is mainly from ireland and eastern europe
Brb 3 big universities that attract people from all over the country
Brb city is nice and compact. Can get from one end of the city centre to the other just by walking
Brb lower crime than London
Brb cheaper everything than London
Brb better nightlife
Brb little amount of "cultural enrichment" - our immigration is mainly from ireland and eastern europe
Brb 3 big universities that attract people from all over the country
Brb city is nice and compact. Can get from one end of the city centre to the other just by walking
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It is fuking awful can confirm
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Been to London 3 times. Love going there as a tourist! The history and architecture is awesome. Great shopping, nice museums etc. I also love taking the tube. Best metro system I have encountered. So easy to learn
Never been anywhere in UK besides London though. What places in UK do you guys recommend? Srs
Never been anywhere in UK besides London though. What places in UK do you guys recommend? Srs
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It's a fking dump. I'd happily have everything inside the M25 dug up and dumped in the middle of the Atlantic, the country would be better off for it.
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Originally Posted By 4everalone⏩
Durham, York, Newcastle, Bath, Edinburgh.Been to London 3 times. Love going there as a tourist! The history and architecture is awesome. Great shopping, nice museums etc. I also love taking the tube. Best metro system I have encountered. So easy to learn
Never been anywhere in UK besides London though. What places in UK do you guys recommend? Srs
Never been anywhere in UK besides London though. What places in UK do you guys recommend? Srs
All more aesthetic, cheaper and friendlier than London.
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03-13-2017, 06:18 AM
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Originally Posted By Brozart⏩
holy chit u met zyzz ?100% agree serious
have been to cities in australia, asia, south america, north america, UK, rest of europe, and london is without a doubt one of the most boring cities i've ever been to.
normally when you get off a plane/bus/whatever in a new country, you smell the air, you see the trees, the people, anything, and it feels fukn good, like holy chit it's different. london - fukn nothing.
for me, it may just be because i'm from sydney. but even then... sydney is basically london, except with beaches, better weather and more attractive people...
not sure if srs london
edit: and just LOL at 'the tube'. brb every fukn londoner is in love with the tube. brb it's actually a disgusting piece of chit. brb crowded, hot, no ventilation, stinks like chit, too small (manmore brah can't even stand up straight), brb waiting for 40 minutes with trains coming every minute because they're all so packed that kunts can't even get in
just fukn lol, literally every other city in europe has a superior metro system
and just LOL at compared to sydney trains - brb plenty of space, everyone can stand up straight and not touch everyone else on the train etc etc
have been to cities in australia, asia, south america, north america, UK, rest of europe, and london is without a doubt one of the most boring cities i've ever been to.
normally when you get off a plane/bus/whatever in a new country, you smell the air, you see the trees, the people, anything, and it feels fukn good, like holy chit it's different. london - fukn nothing.
for me, it may just be because i'm from sydney. but even then... sydney is basically london, except with beaches, better weather and more attractive people...
not sure if srs london
edit: and just LOL at 'the tube'. brb every fukn londoner is in love with the tube. brb it's actually a disgusting piece of chit. brb crowded, hot, no ventilation, stinks like chit, too small (manmore brah can't even stand up straight), brb waiting for 40 minutes with trains coming every minute because they're all so packed that kunts can't even get in
just fukn lol, literally every other city in europe has a superior metro system
and just LOL at compared to sydney trains - brb plenty of space, everyone can stand up straight and not touch everyone else on the train etc etc
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Can confirm. I was there for a week and was legit depressed.
brb chit weather
brb chit air
brb pasty people
Everything was so bland. I guess northern destinations are not for me.
brb chit weather
brb chit air
brb pasty people
Everything was so bland. I guess northern destinations are not for me.
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Agreed, take off and nuke it from orbit
Brb 2k+ a month to live in a rabbit hutch in one of the most polluted, congested, expensive, SJW, Islam obsessed, Hipster haven chit hole in all of Albion.
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Originally Posted By CJOrion⏩
That obviouslyStaines.. lol
Try actually coming to London next time fella.
Try actually coming to London next time fella.
It's like calling south central 'LA'
Try Camden, Highgate, Islington, Putney, Chiswick, the strand, Chelsea, Kensington, Mayfair, Greenwich, etc..
All goat places, no need to go anywhere near the west end (which I won't argue is an overpriced tourist dump)
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Seems unlikely as we pay all the taxIt's a fking dump. I'd happily have everything inside the M25 dug up and dumped in the middle of the Atlantic, the country would be better off for it.
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Originally Posted By cromofo⏩
Iceland is a good trip, recently went Belfast and that was much better than expected.Can confirm. I was there for a week and was legit depressed.
brb chit weather
brb chit air
brb pasty people
Everything was so bland. I guess northern destinations are not for me.
brb chit weather
brb chit air
brb pasty people
Everything was so bland. I guess northern destinations are not for me.
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