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Thread: What an interesting Bumble opener(Pic)

post 1488328101 03-23-2017, 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted By PLANETGETLOW⏩
Well let me know how that goes loverboy
just 4 u
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-shirtless instagram pics
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Pick one
gotta get G4P offers somehow
Originally Posted By GnarlySheen⏩
You both try to speak all spiritually and enlightened, yet you both are most likely dumbasses IRL. Perfect match made in hell.



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Thats the bad news.
im actually a pretty wise person...horribly unintelligent, but wise. I know my weaknesses, but thanks brah.
Originally Posted By chicken10dies⏩
OP please tell me you're at least under 6' or something
It's not fair

Dink measurements as well
6'3
Originally Posted By Carbonfibre⏩
no homo.


OP must be slayer x2000



post some 10/10's you banged OP
one is ultra famous fit chick, cannot post name for obvious reason, but 90% of the people on here know who she is.



Sorry for taking so long, this question usually breaks me unless im in person. Made myself cringe with this one so, dunno how likely I'll get a response on that one.

SIDE NOTE: For people who think I actually talk like this...please...called adapting to the situation. We havin fun, just laugh.
post 1488328331 03-23-2017, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted By PelvicThrustBP⏩
just 4 u
6'3
Hopefully this is two separate measurements
post 1488328341 03-23-2017, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Better
woman using word "aesthetics"

it's a man
yeah this, it sounds like 2 miscers having a conversation.
Wouldn't be suprised if this was staged lol
post 1488328421 03-23-2017, 05:08 PM
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post 1488328701 03-23-2017, 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Tomatta⏩
Hopefully this is two separate measurements
lmao...my height.
post 1488328921 03-23-2017, 05:12 PM
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post 1488329081 03-23-2017, 05:14 PM
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This convo def has me cracking up. I wonder if she deep down realizes how dumb this whole things sounds. Who talks like this.
post 1488329121 03-23-2017, 05:14 PM
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opie is a legit 9.5

definitely a case of smash and dash to bring her back down to earth from whatever pretentious lalaland shes in, and snap a cheeky pic before leaving for good measure. She clearly overrates herself and doesnt deserve anything over a 7

op repped, nerd who knows chick repped too.
post 1488329191 03-23-2017, 05:15 PM
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have had bumble for a month no matches crew checking in.
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post 1488330121 03-23-2017, 05:23 PM
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Lol these messages are clearly tongue in cheek, not sure how you guys don't get it. She actually sounds surprisingly smart (for a girl) to pull off something that is beyond "hehe thanks". Probably a bit crazy, but I'd be really surprised if she's being serious in these texts.
post 1488330501 03-23-2017, 05:26 PM
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Who cares about this dumb sloot nothing special apart from the tits but OP is gorgeous.
post 1488330661 03-23-2017, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted By PelvicThrustBP⏩
6'3
im done, tours over
post 1488330861 03-23-2017, 05:29 PM
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This is so unlulzy wat the fuk
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post 1488331931 03-23-2017, 05:39 PM
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Op please do me a favor for a fa brah **** this whore in her ******* and never contact this ****ing bitch again. This is the type of ****ing whore that thinks she's to good to talk to me. **** her in the ass then ignore this bitch. Please
post 1488332711 03-23-2017, 05:45 PM
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"existentialism and logic"

stfu
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post 1488333251 03-23-2017, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted By PelvicThrustBP⏩
sometimes girls read these spiritual/coachella esque lifestyle articles and think they're the Socrates of the relationship realm. easier to fake in texts but if they try in real life, can spot it real quick.

i hate this question so much, ruins me.

post 1488333481 03-23-2017, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted By ATT82121⏩
This is so unlulzy wat the fuk
Truth. Text game is boring af. I guess when you look that good, there's no need to develop any sort of wit (no offense OP)?
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post 1488333491 03-23-2017, 05:52 PM
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Gonna be kind of awkward when both of you meet and talk NOTHING like how you've been through texts

I doubt it will bother OP but the chick is going to be nervous and insecure as fuk
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post 1488333511 03-23-2017, 05:52 PM
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Negged OP for not liking big teddies but now feeling conflicted...OP is obviously a solid 10 so do I rep him for being a 10 or neg him again because I am jealous?
post 1488333841 03-23-2017, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted By 1outof10beta⏩
Negged OP for not liking big teddies but now feeling conflicted...OP is obviously a solid 10 so do I rep him for being a 10 or neg him again because I am jealous?
Username: 1outof10beta

I think you answered your own question
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post 1488333901 03-23-2017, 05:55 PM
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fuk dude no homo but you're aesthetic as fuk.

how many bumble matches are you getting on the daily?
post 1488333961 03-23-2017, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted By PelvicThrustBP⏩
lol no, not into those either.

meant super skinny with a butt and no boobs.
Pls suck on her mammaries for us OP. Pls


Phuck the sloot. Just checked OP (a.k.a Chad's) insta. Holy chit he's a 10/10 srs (no homo of course)
post 1488333981 03-23-2017, 05:55 PM
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why are white people so pretentious? is this what women mean by "deep conversations"?

i cringed.
go no contact NOW
post 1488334221 03-23-2017, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted By PeteJonesHTX⏩
Truth. Text game is boring af. I guess when you look that good, there's no need to develop any sort of wit (no offense OP)?
adapting to what a girl opens with, successfully, is pretty witty buddy lol. believe it or not, my text game is 20x worse than my IRL game.
Originally Posted By pWally⏩
Gonna be kind of awkward when both of you meet and talk NOTHING like how you've been through texts

I doubt it will bother OP but the chick is going to be nervous and insecure as fuk
i think tours over after my last message anyway, so we'll never know well she faked it
post 1488334411 03-23-2017, 05:59 PM
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Imagine her with no makeup. This girl is prob 2-3 pts below OP in reality.(no homo).
post 1488334601 03-23-2017, 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted By PelvicThrustBP⏩
adapting to what a girl opens with, successfully, is pretty witty buddy lol. believe it or not,my text game is 20x worse than my IRL game.
That's because your IRL "game" literally involves you being a girls field of view.
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post 1488334871 03-23-2017, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted By santal0l⏩
That's because your IRL "game" literally involves you being a girls field of view.
negative - because it involves more body language, tone of voice, and overall emotion.

There's just so much more you can do face to face than just writing words.
post 1488335651 03-23-2017, 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted By PelvicThrustBP⏩
negative - because it involves more body language, tone of voice, and overall emotion.

There's just so much more you can do face to face than just writing words.
Let's be real though. You probably get stopped by women when you're in public because they want to talk to you. At that point you just have to smile and say something funny and it's a done deal 9/10 times. You should hang out with some average looking guys and see how hard they have to try vs how hard you try and the difference will probably surprise you.
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post 1488335671 03-23-2017, 06:08 PM
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Jesus, no wonder why I'm not getting matches in Chicago....no homo
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Originally Posted By bah01001⏩
Jesus, no wonder why I'm not getting matches in Chicago....no homo
It's not your fault woman are entitled ****ing whore kunts. They should all ****ing die absolutely useless to 90% of men
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