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Thread: Wife said I could get whatever I want if i beat her in a mile in 2 weeks.

post 1488753541 03-27-2017, 10:22 AM
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Wife said I could get whatever I want if i beat her in a mile in 2 weeks.

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post 1488754001 03-27-2017, 10:25 AM
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That episode of My Wife and Kids, anyone?
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post 1488754471 03-27-2017, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted By StainlesSon⏩
That episode of My Wife and Kids, anyone?
aware me if you find it
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post 1488754611 03-27-2017, 10:30 AM
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Is she super athletic? If not LOL at not demolishing her in something like this srs. Jokes
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post 1488754671 03-27-2017, 10:30 AM
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that's a long way to run with a ball and chain
post 1488754751 03-27-2017, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted By Lefticle⏩
What are you planning on doing?
Something naughty.
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post 1488754911 03-27-2017, 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted By BlondeRod⏩
Is she super athletic? If not LOL at not demolishing her in something like this srs. Jokes
She runs 3 times a week and was a volleyball player in college. I do not run, but get in sprints a few times per week.
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post 1488755121 03-27-2017, 10:33 AM
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What's her mile time?
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Originally Posted By SkinnyBeast24⏩
She runs 3 times a week and was a volleyball player in college. I do not run, but get in sprints a few times per week.
Lol what do you think her time is?

What does she get if she wins? MFM?
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post 1488755361 03-27-2017, 10:34 AM
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just snif smth good pre race
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post 1488755401 03-27-2017, 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted By SkinnyBeast24⏩
aware me if you find it


19:10 get a cab brah
I got this
post 1488755451 03-27-2017, 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted By FriendOfFrank⏩
What's her mile time?
7:30 or so

I have not ran a mile in over 5 years, but lift 4-6 times per week since college at 26 so i think i can push myself to an uncomfortable lvl of pain if necessary.
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post 1488755601 03-27-2017, 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
Lol what do you think her time is?

What does she get if she wins? MFM?
7:30ish

No but i'll be on my hands and knee's scrubbing at **** for at least a week or be forced into a 3 hour shopping excursion while i try to eat nail polish until i die from acid poisoning at sephora and MAC.
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post 1488755631 03-27-2017, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted By SkinnyBeast24⏩
7:30 or so

I have not ran a mile in over 5 years, but lift 4-6 times per week since college at 26 so i think i can push myself to an uncomfortable lvl of pain if necessary.
On a track or thru the neighborhood so you can cut thru backyards and schit?
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post 1488755891 03-27-2017, 10:39 AM
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If you can't beat your wife in a foot race, you should castrate yourself
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post 1488756191 03-27-2017, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted By SkinnyBeast24⏩
7:30 or so

I have not ran a mile in over 5 years, but lift 4-6 times per week since college at 26so i think i can push myself to an uncomfortable lvl of pain if necessary.
"Fatigue makes cowards of us all."

That said, 7:30 seems very attainable in two weeks if you're able to jog a mile in about 8:30 right now with no training. Newb gains are real for cardio too.
post 1488756211 03-27-2017, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted By arn710⏩
If you can't beat your wife in a foot race, you should castrate yourself
confident i'll win. 2 miles i'd have a problem though.
Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
On a track or thru the neighborhood so you can cut thru backyards and schit?
high school track, which i find to be easier b/c i can pace myself properly.
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Originally Posted By SkinnyBeast24⏩
She runs 3 times a week and was a volleyball player in college. I do not run, but get in sprints a few times per week.
If she consistently runs 3x a week, and runs ~7 minute miles, and your workouts are generally pushing and pulling heavy things, I got some bad news for you.
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Originally Posted By Cudabrah⏩
If she consistently runs 3x a week, and runs ~7 minute miles, and your workouts are generally pushing and pulling heavy things, I got some bad news for you.
OP will win this by sheer force of will.
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Originally Posted By FriendOfFrank⏩
"Fatigue makes cowards of us all."

That said, 7:30 seems very attainable in two weeks if you're able to jog a mile in about 8:30 right now with no training. Newb gains are real for cardio too.
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will report back with results
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Originally Posted By Cudabrah⏩
If she consistently runs 3x a week, and runs ~7 minute miles, and your workouts are generally pushing and pulling heavy things, I got some bad news for you.
we shall see
Originally Posted By TelephoneLines⏩
OP will win this by sheer force of will.
there are things i have not experienced in over 2 years so yes the will to win will be very high.
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what does your wife get if she wins? I'd start peppering for that possibility

Come back and bump this thread after, I want to read your surprise about how hard running is when you don't do cardio

Gl OP, ask for a threesome if you pull out the miracle and win
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Originally Posted By arn710⏩
If you can't beat your wife in a foot race, you should castrate yourself
My girlfriend can run a half marathon, I can barely run 2 miles am I gay? I could totally kill her in a sprint though.
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7:30 isnt that fast but your not gonna make it in two weeks unless you take

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