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Thread: Wife said I could get whatever I want if i beat her in a mile in 2 weeks.

post 1488832211 03-27-2017, 09:15 PM
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ITT: OP thinks that he has a chance at a sub 7:30 mile when his sets during lifting last 30 seconds and gets gassed squatting for 10+ reps.

Endurance running is no joke boyo. Weight training doesnt carry over.
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post 1488836461 03-27-2017, 09:56 PM
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Just imagine the pain of the cock and ball torture she will give you while also sucking another man's dick
A young bull and an old bull were standing atop a hill looking at a bunch of heifers in a field below.

The young bull says "Let's run down this hill and fuk one of those heifers."

The old bull replies "No. Let's walk down there, and fuk them all."
post 1488836631 03-27-2017, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted By flexnation⏩
ITT: OP thinks that he has a chance at a sub 7:30 mile when his sets during lifting last 30 seconds and gets gassed squatting for 10+ reps.

Endurance running is no joke boyo. Weight training doesnt carry over.
Cept 1 mile is not endurance...

OP can do this in 2 weeks.
post 1488836781 03-27-2017, 10:00 PM
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7:30 time for a mile isnt too great

run 3 miles daily, always try to best your last run
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post 1488836931 03-27-2017, 10:03 PM
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If you win will she let you spend your money on anything you want?
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post 1488837031 03-27-2017, 10:04 PM
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You started this like 8 hours ago, you could have ran 10, 1 mile runs by now.. what is your time?

Plus, **** all you FAs who can't fathom the idea of having some fun with your wife. Not everything has to be about dominance, no wonder there's so many of you.
post 1488837041 03-27-2017, 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
If you win will she let you spend your money on anything you want?
Lol. She will give him some allowance from his own earnings.
post 1488837231 03-27-2017, 10:08 PM
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start doing hill sprints now, too late to improve your aerobic endurance but u can get your basic speed up
post 1488837491 03-27-2017, 10:11 PM
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If you're cutting, you're going to be in for a hell of a time. No way you make 7:30. You better hope you've been lean bulking for at least a week prior to the race
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post 1488837921 03-27-2017, 10:17 PM
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blood dope. Look up fartlek training and do that
post 1488839701 03-27-2017, 10:35 PM
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Do you think she's going to actually run at 7:30 pace when racing you? No. She'll go all out just like you will, so don't be surprised if she's well under 7min on the day. Be prepared.
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post 1488841681 03-27-2017, 10:59 PM
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the only thing you should lose to your wife at is sucking dick and even then you should be giving her a run for her money
post 1488854421 03-28-2017, 03:38 AM
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I'm predicting 8:45


Cool wife though.
post 1488854651 03-28-2017, 03:45 AM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
If you win will she let you spend your money on anything you want?
This^

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post 1488855341 03-28-2017, 04:10 AM
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Originally Posted By Cudabrah⏩
If she consistently runs 3x a week, and runs ~7 minute miles, and your workouts are generally pushing and pulling heavy things, I got some bad news for you.
As someone who structured a very successful PT program for pre-SFAS soldiers ... Gonna have to agree. Unless you already run an 8:00 mile, you better REALLY cut down your weightlifting, shift to unilateral calisthenics daily, and work on getting your heart rate up a few times a day.

The best improvements we saw were on the following:


Daily Warmup / Corrective Exercises for Running Impairments
Pistol squats (use box/bench if needed).
Groiner Squats.
Cable or Band Steam Engines.
Band Laterals.
X-Band Walks.
Foam Roll Adductor/IT Band.

Mon/Wed/Fri: 60-120 interval runs. 2 sessions of 30 minutes each.
Tuesdays: Distance run on uneven terrain.
Thursday: 30-120 interval sprints. 1 session of 30 minutes.
Saturday: Swim or relaxed hike for an hour.
Sunday: Swim or relaxed hike for an hour.

Probably TL;DR but I brought myself to an 11:26 2 mile doing this at 209 lbs.
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post 1488855501 03-28-2017, 04:15 AM
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OP is gonna get destroyed.

If she runs regularly with an average time of 7.30/mile over significantly longer distances, then she's going to be running a single mile in 5-6 minutes I would expect, if she pushes herself.

With two weeks training and zero cardio experience, and at that weight, there is no way OP will be able to do that.
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1 mile is a very short distance, even 2 miles are considered a short distance in the world of cardio. Shouldnt take you long to be able to run that distance at quite a good pace
Originally Posted By AndyKerrison⏩
OP is gonna get destroyed.

If she runs regularly with an average time of 7.30/mile over significantly longer distances, then she's going to be running a single mile in 5-6 minutes I would expect, if she pushes herself.

With two weeks training and zero cardio experience, and at that weight, there is no way OP will be able to do that.
This is something to consider, is she using 7.30 when she pushes herself for a single mile, or is that an average over multiple miles?
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post 1488855751 03-28-2017, 04:25 AM
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I can sprint a mile after a few tinnies
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post 1488855891 03-28-2017, 04:31 AM
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lmao at having a wife that you have to beat in a race to get sexual favours from.

this is beta as phuck.

your wife should be willing do whatever you want anyway and even without having to ask, that there would be called having a decent wife.
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post 1488856191 03-28-2017, 04:39 AM
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Originally Posted By CostaDelSalford⏩
lmao at having a wife that you have to beat in a race to get sexual favours from.

this is beta as phuck.

your wife should be willing do whatever you want anyway and even without having to ask, that there would be called having a decent wife.
Fuk off, this sounds like cool wife keeping chit fun.

Sounds like Ops in a good place.

And good luck on keeping a wife and family.
post 1488856251 03-28-2017, 04:41 AM
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Originally Posted By gachase21⏩
Fuk off, this sounds like cool wife keeping chit fun.

Sounds like Ops in a good place.

And good luck on keeping a wife and family.
Would rep but on spread

OP and wife sound like they're having fun. Good on em
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Just LMAO @ having to beat your wife at a race just to make her do anything you like. Biggest cuck ever

If you were a real man, you'd simply make her do as you wish
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Just lol @ at anyone thinking a miscer can run
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Would rep but on spread

OP and wife sound like they're having fun. Good on em
I just ignored all of those posts because I don't have enough negs
Training log: http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=165829701
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Originally Posted By joshewwah⏩
Just LMAO @ having to beat your wife at a race just to make her do anything you like. Biggest cuck ever

If you were a real man, you'd simply make her do as you wish
I wonder why you're a virgin chasing asians...
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did not read thread but are there pics?
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so OP what you gon get you *******
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Originally Posted By NotANun21⏩
I wonder why you're a virgin chasing asians...
Better to be a virgin than to be a cuck
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Whatever you want? WTF are you talking about? Is she gonna let you **** her in the ass? Or do you mean she's gonna let you get a jetski? Either way, lol @ you. How the **** are you gonna beat her in a race if she doesn't let you off your leash, *******?
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Originally Posted By A-GAME⏩
Whatever you want? WTF are you talking about? Is she gonna let you **** her in the ass? Or do you mean she's gonna let you get a jetski? Either way, lol @ you. How the **** are you gonna beat her in a race if she doesn't let you off your leash, *******?
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