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Thread: Vick's Dating Log (v. 2.0) and Miscellaneous Advice

post 1489183561 03-30-2017, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted By CheekyChris23⏩
Ooo u really are a big hunky Serbian bear aren't u? U are gonna need to find a bigger cock to jerk off tho. Mine is simply not big enough for a man of ur size and wit.
Nedo is Serbian? Hnnnnnngggggggg

Pics or negs
post 1489184151 03-30-2017, 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted By CheekyChris23⏩
Yeah positive parental influence can mean the difference between being a Friday night stripper (male or female) at The Pink Panty who throws his or her ass in a circle for free coronas and tips tucked in the bra or thong, or an upstanding, responsible citizen with his or her **** together.

If I were to become a stripper my stage name would be G-String Jermaine.
LOL sign up for the Magic Mike show or Hunk-o-Mania.

Beau's Journal was bumped a few weeks ago, with his story about becoming a male stripper in Vegas. Hilarious read.
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Originally Posted By deadliftbrah19⏩
Nedo is Serbian? Hnnnnnngggggggg

Pics or negs
Well we know who to place bets on who's going to smash DLB at the vegas trip boyos.
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I don't think Nedo is going.
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Originally Posted By deadliftbrah19⏩
LOL sign up for the Magic Mike show or Hunk-o-Mania.

Beau's Journal was bumped a few weeks ago, with his story about becoming a male stripper in Vegas. Hilarious read.
I would be open to that. Not now but perhaps in the future. I would not have sex with any clients tho. I will be an upstanding professional stripper who is all about business.
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Originally Posted By xvicknumber7x⏩
I don't think Nedo is going.
lol
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Originally Posted By deadliftbrah19⏩
I don't blame her. That joke would have annoyed me off, too. We need to teach you how to talk to women, Don Juan

Not surprised your ex-wife is Filipina. So many men in the Borderline thread have mentioned that their ex is also Filipina. I wonder if there is some genetic tie there. Filipino men are typically so funny and laid back. I don't get it!
The problem wasn't me, the problem was that she frauded her sense of humor in her profile.
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Originally Posted By pondus_levo⏩
The problem wasn't me, the problem was that she frauded her sense of humor in her profile.
Are you Asian?
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Originally Posted By meenman83⏩
Are you Asian?
Obviously not, but it doesn't matter. It wasn't racist, it's actually part of their culture.

And it was a great joke
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post 1489201991 03-30-2017, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted By pondus_levo⏩
Obviously not, but it doesn't matter. It wasn't racist, it's actually part of their culture.

And it was a great joke ��
Read the joke, she probably has PTSD from her parents offing her puppers then serving it for dinner.
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Originally Posted By meenman83⏩
Read the joke, she probably has PTSD from her parents offing her puppers then serving it for dinner.
That, or she's actually less "Asian" than I am. LOL!
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Originally Posted By pondus_levo⏩
That, or she's actually less "Asian" than I am. LOL!
ha, wait you said you wherent Asian....you saying you tiny timmed brah...we can keep the Asian jokes going.
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Originally Posted By meenman83⏩
Well we know who to place bets on who's going to smash DLB at the vegas trip boyos.
I've gone almost 5 months no sex no dating, I'm on a STREAK! I'm not going to mess that up for a Miscer. Therapist gave me a goal of no men, no sex for one year.
Originally Posted By pondus_levo⏩
The problem wasn't me, the problem was that she frauded her sense of humor in her profile.
I would find that joke offensive if I was Asian? I wouldn't make that joke to an Asian man that I was dating? That reminds me of one years ago who was half Filipino, part black and white. He was super hnnnnnggg although very tiny build, 5'9 and 140 lbs. He worked out a ton though, still does but he must have a super fast metabolism.
Originally Posted By CheekyChris23⏩
I would be open to that. Not now but perhaps in the future. I would not have sex with any clients tho. I will be an upstanding professional stripper who is all about business.
LOL sure.

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Originally Posted By meenman83⏩
ha, wait you said you wherent Asian....you saying you tiny timmed brah...we can keep the Asian jokes going.
LOL I'm not. but I obviously know more about her culture than she does.
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post 1489259961 03-31-2017, 06:13 AM
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Originally Posted By deadliftbrah19⏩
Nedo is Serbian? Hnnnnnngggggggg

Pics or negs
Curious, what makes me hnnnnnng just because I'm Serb? Because majority of us are tall, dark and usually decent looking? I've also heard that women perceive us as passionate lovers, although we do also have a rep for being controlling, abusive and alcy lol.

I promised peeps pics once I cut down a little more. I am using it as further motivation to reach my goals and given I am a man of my word, I must and will deliver.
Originally Posted By xvicknumber7x⏩
I don't think Nedo is going.
Can't unfortunately broski, I need to drop 8k next month between getting roof redone and seasonal trailer fee. Busy next couple weeks too requiring expenditure.
Originally Posted By deadliftbrah19⏩
I've gone almost 5 months no sex no dating, I'm on a STREAK! I'm not going to mess that up for a Miscer. Therapist gave me a goal of no men, no sex for one year.
One look into these eyes and you'd be hopeless, especially if I gave you "the look"

5 months???? What about that guy you were FLYING out to see just recently? You mean 5 months with no American men? BUSTED! lol
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I think I'm ready for tonight with the girl from last Saturday. I'm shaved up and re-read Nedo's clit bomb bible. I think it'll go well.
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Originally Posted By xvicknumber7x⏩
I think I'm ready for tonight with the girl from last Saturday. I'm shaved up and re-read Nedo's clit bomb bible. I think it'll go well.
Good luck, bro.

I had an awesome text convo with the 27 year old last night checking in about tonight. I think we will have a lot of fun.

I told the woman (35, no kids, ex husband basically promised her kids and then eventually told her no after 14 years together. What a dick, right?) that I am going out with for lunch today, that I didn't want kids and then when she talked about always thinking she'd be a good mother, I fully disclosed I couldn't have kids. She said normally she would just tell me it's not going to work, but she still wants to go out today, so again, I think she is just super lonely and lost. Did I mention she was a professional cheerleader when she was younger? I didn't ask what team, but I assume it was the Raiders.

Last night I had two more matches msg me on tinder. Another 27 year old that is even more fine that the one I am going out with tonight and a super cute 38 YO.
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> super cute
> 38

pick one

Just kidding man. Looks like we will have some good stories (or at least funny stories) to share tomorrow. Looking forward to tonight! We are going for sushi and then she already invited me back to watch It's Always Sunny. She has also explicitly told me what she is going to be wearing "before we bang."
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Originally Posted By xvicknumber7x⏩
> super cute
> 38

pick one

Just kidding man. Looks like we will have some good stories (or at least funny stories) to share tomorrow. Looking forward to tonight!
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Originally Posted By xvicknumber7x⏩
I think I'm ready for tonight with the girl from last Saturday. I'm shaved up and re-read Nedo's clit bomb bible. I think it'll go well.
Have fun breadrin, I know you were looking forward to this one.

Ahhhhh eating fish twice in the same day are we? Funny you bring it up, I'm kinda rustled recently but at the same time not sure if I should be. Apparently my ex is now bi and she claims her les partner gives her multiple O's (6 to be exact), putting my skills to shame (wutttt) and how "she can teach me but it wont be cheap". I suspect she is frontin/trying to trick me so we can exchange secrets (remember the oath though, N-E-V-E-R tell her what you did, even if wife lol) and so people other than me can do that to her (since I've clearly disclosed we can never be exclusive again). Think I will pass to ensure I remain king, even if this could very well translate into a 3 some and enhanced box munching skills. This les is nothing special though so whatever. If I engage in 3 some the les/ex will be watching and they will be able to tell that I am simply just applying pressure during big O. I've never been with someone who is bi, but hearing of it kinda turns me off TBH. In my mind it correlates to sl00tyness/gutter, which just repulses me. The thought of them both sloppin on pop though hnnnnnnnnnng.

While you are kissing this new girl, simultaneously try very, very, very lightly and slowly tickling up and down on her tricep area with your finger tips, legit like a feather. Practise the light touch on your forearm, see how good it feels? You will know almost instantly if she likes that; she should either flinch out of pleasurable shock or she will moan, otherwise it may not be effective on her (nothing wrong with asking if she likes it either). Reaction from the girl I brought home from bar a few weeks ago: ***looks up in the sky**** and says "whaaaaaaat the fukkk, what are you doing to me" and then 2 min later "lets go upstairs but nothing is going to happen". Uh huh
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Originally Posted By Nedo⏩
Have fun breadrin, I know you were looking forward to this one.

Ahhhhh eating fish twice in the same day are we? Funny you bring it up, I'm kinda rustled recently but at the same time not sure if I should be. Apparently my ex is now bi and she claims her les partner gives her multiple O's (6 to be exact), putting my skills to shame (wutttt) and how "she can teach me but it wont be cheap". I suspect she is frontin/trying to trick me so we can exchange secrets (remember the oath though, N-E-V-E-R tell her what you did, even if wife lol) and so people other than me can do that to her (since I've clearly disclosed we can never be exclusive again). Think I will pass to ensure I remain king, even if this could very well translate into a 3 some and enhanced box munching skills. This les is nothing special though so whatever. If I engage in 3 some the les/ex will be watching and they will be able to tell that I am simply just applying pressure during big O. I've never been with someone who is bi, but hearing of it kinda turns me off TBH. In my mind it correlates to sl00tyness/gutter, which just repulses me. The thought of them both sloppin on pop though hnnnnnnnnnng.

While you are kissing this new girl, simultaneously try very, very, very lightly and slowly tickling up and down on her tricep area with your finger tips, legit like a feather. Practise the light touch on your forearm, see how good it feels? You will know almost instantly if she likes that; she should either flinch out of pleasurable shock or she will moan, otherwise it may not be effective on her (nothing wrong with asking if she likes it either). Reaction from the girl I brought home from bar a few weeks ago: ***looks up in the sky**** and says "whaaaaaaat the fukkk, what are you doing to me" and then 2 min later "lets go upstairs but nothing is going to happen". Uh huh
wtf did I just read
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i'm having a little trouble imagining how i'd go about doing that if we are just standing there making out. not the tricep thing but the forearm thing. i'll admit I just grab hips and not much else and that area of my make out game could most definitely improve. any other tips on where to touch to get her completely soaked while making out, brother ned?
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Originally Posted By xvicknumber7x⏩
i'm having a little trouble imagining how i'd go about doing that if we are just standing there making out. not the tricep thing but the forearm thing. i'll admit I just grab hips and not much else and that area of my make out game could most definitely improve. any other tips on where to touch to get her completely soaked while making out, brother ned?
Slide your hand from his hip to his back gently then caress it softly, I mean hergl brother.
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Originally Posted By Nedo⏩
While you are kissing this new girl, simultaneously try very, very, very lightly and slowly tickling up and down on her tricep area with your finger tips, legit like a feather. Practise the light touch on your forearm, see how good it feels? You will know almost instantly if she likes that; she should either flinch out of pleasurable shock or she will moan, otherwise it may not be effective on her (nothing wrong with asking if she likes it either). Reaction from the girl I brought home from bar a few weeks ago: ***looks up in the sky**** and says "whaaaaaaat the fukkk, what are you doing to me" and then 2 min later "lets go upstairs but nothing is going to happen". Uh huh
I can confirm, women love their arms lightly caressed.
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i usually have one hand on their jaw and the other on their hip to pull them in, has always been a money move for me but I will think about exploring other areas later on tonight. good lookin' out, boys. I guess I just don't like my arms getting touched lmaoooo.
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Originally Posted By xvicknumber7x⏩
i usually have one hand on their jaw and the other on their hip to pull them in, has always been a money move for me but I will think about exploring other areas later on tonight. good lookin' out, boys. I guess I just don't like my arms getting touched lmaoooo.
Same it gives those goosebumps, I've never heard rub a girls arms. The caressing of the back, shoulders, legs, jaw/cheeks and neck have always seem to be more sensual. I'd feel like it was prison style to straight up stroke up a chicks arm almost rapey.
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Originally Posted By meenman83⏩
Same it gives those goosebumps, I've never heard rub a girls arms. The caressing of the back, shoulders, legs, jaw/cheeks and neck have always seem to be more sensual. I'd feel like it was prison style to straight up stroke up a chicks arm almost rapey.
it does seem prison style, however I'll try it and report my findings.

does it have to be bare arms or over clothes? if this hits and opens up a pussy floodgate I'll be in complete awe.
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legit lol'd at that.
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This is the new 27YO:

Last night:

Her (10:58PM): Hi
Me (11:18PM): Why, hello there

This morning:

Her (10:18AM): Happy Friday! How are you?
Me (11:12AM): Hey! Well, on a scale of 1 to America, I'm great.
Me (11:13AM): Were you out with your girlfriends last night drunk texting all your cute tinder matches? :P
Me (11:13AM): PS. Just go with it, it's much more interesting than, "Laying in bed, watching TV."

Now we wait...
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Originally Posted By xvicknumber7x⏩
it does seem prison style, however I'll try it and report my findings.

does it have to be bare arms or over clothes? if this hits and opens up a pussy floodgate I'll be in complete awe.
IF she isn't wearing short sleeves you're going to hafta roll up her sleeves and that would be straight up rapey, might as well toss your jean pocket out and make her hold it the rest of the date too brah
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