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post 1489894911 04-05-2017, 07:21 AM
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Miscers vs redditers , who will win all out no holds barred war?

Redit nerds have poulation on us but miscers have size and strength on redditers, post most realistic sceanario of war you can.

> Rdit nerds ends up geting wedgied
> End up whiing in their threas
post 1489895211 04-05-2017, 07:24 AM
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Since when do miscers lift?
post 1489895401 04-05-2017, 07:26 AM
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reddit and it's not even close.

Reddit is home to some of the biggest psychopaths on earth. I have no doubt that many of them are ****philes rapists, and probably serial killers.


my 2 cents.
post 1489895621 04-05-2017, 07:27 AM
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redditors dont lift either but they have the globalist machine on their side because their SJW cucks. you cant fight the system
post 1489895871 04-05-2017, 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted By TheNewbie
reddit and it's not even close.

Reddit is home to some of the biggest psychopaths on earth. I have no doubt that many of them are ****philes rapists, and probably serial killers.


my 2 cents.
Yeah but... we birthed elliot rodger, the ice pick killer and nicklol. We aren't without our psychopaths.
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post 1489895941 04-05-2017, 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted By TheNewbie
reddit and it's not even close.

Reddit is home to some of the biggest psychopaths on earth. I have no doubt that many of them are ****philes rapists, and probably serial killers.


my 2 cents.
Sooo.... no difference to the misc, right? The misc has/had actual proven serial killers
post 1489896131 04-05-2017, 07:32 AM
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I could singehandedly DESTROY a minimum of 10 redditors at a time, in less than a minute. That's over 600 per hour.
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post 1489896321 04-05-2017, 07:33 AM
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One of me = 350 redditors.
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post 1489896891 04-05-2017, 07:39 AM
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Average redditer -

> can't bench single plates full form
> Lost every 2 fights he have ever been in
> Most of em still virgins
> For every miscer, there is like 700 redditers. So population ratio will be kinda on their side

Average miscer -

> Bench at least 185 for 10+ or 20+ reps
> Usually have won more fights he been in
> Anger issues
post 1489897031 04-05-2017, 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted By JyzzMagnet
redditors dont lift either but they have the globalist machine on their side because their SJW cucks. you cant fight the system
Well what if we attack them in night
post 1489897171 04-05-2017, 07:41 AM
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Googled "Misc meetup" and "Reddit meetup":




VS







Looks like an easy win for the misc
post 1489899151 04-05-2017, 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted By TheNewbie
rReddit is home to some of the biggest psychopaths on earth. I have no doubt that many of them are ****philes rapists, and probably serial killers.
not if the battle is held on a balcony
communist until you get rich
feminist until you get married
atheist until the airplane starts falling

we're all gonna make it
post 1489899391 04-05-2017, 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted By 3peat
not if the battle is held on a balcony
Lmao balcony brah got free last year after serving only 3 months for assaulting cops, look it up
post 1489899911 04-05-2017, 08:06 AM
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Moot point since misc is reddit v2
post 1489900751 04-05-2017, 08:15 AM
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It would be like 300 vs. the Persians
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post 1489901041 04-05-2017, 08:17 AM
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We will fight in the shade, where numbers count for nothing (our mums basements)


^little tiny bicep wizard kunt above me
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post 1489901481 04-05-2017, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted By JamesA1990
We will fight in the shade, where numbers count for nothing (our mums basements)


^little tiny bicep wizard kunt above me
Lmaoo
post 1489901601 04-05-2017, 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted By FitnessJake
It would be like 300 vs. the Persians
^Also didn't Persians won that?
post 1489901851 04-05-2017, 08:25 AM
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If MFC gets involved, tours over for Reddit boyos.
Originally Posted By FitnessJake
It would be like 300 vs. the Persians
In this case it would be 350
Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit softly.
post 1489902511 04-05-2017, 08:33 AM
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does reddit have a MFC?
Subscribe for extra premium content (no noodz sorry guys)
post 1489903011 04-05-2017, 08:39 AM
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We also have these virgins so we can loose if they in it too SMH ^
post 1489903541 04-05-2017, 08:43 AM
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On one hand half the misc is like ex-military. On the other hand, redditors can always bring their wives' boyfriends to the fight
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post 1489903731 04-05-2017, 08:45 AM
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Okay so..

Reddit:
- Large population, I don't know the raw numbers but I'm guessing Reddit outnumbers the misc at least 20 to 1.
- Absolutely dominating knowledge of computers and computer systems. If given the time could easily create serious tide-changing weaponry from Raspberry Pi's and whatever.
- A great variety and experience in a lot of different fields and skills. Reddit, unlike BB.com, does not have a specific focus. There are subreddits for every little thing that could come in handy in all out war (Cooking, Bushcraft, Archery, Sewing, etc)
- Sympathy points for being social underdogs. Reddit is not a vile and arrogant opponent. Reddit is mostly filled with depressed overweight passive aggressive middle aged men. Weak minded miscers could fall for this ruse and have second doubts about destroying the enemy. A seemingly defenseless enemy is not good for morale.
- Females. Reddit has lots of subreddits designed specifically for females. Most of these will be rabid feminists. They are not to be underestimated, these can be vicious and could easily slaughter weak willed miscers. Also since Reddit has such a population advantage a lot of time will pass before we have wiped them out. This could give them to chance to breed among themselves.

Misc:
- Absolutely dominating physical force. There are a lot of jokes about nobody lifting on the misc but everyone on the misc at the very least has SOME sort of interest in working out. Even the DYEL of the misc are miles ahead of the Reddit average fedora tipper.
- Hardened mentally after years of manly one-upmanship. The Misc communicates almost exclusively through insults. Everyone on the misc has something to prove. Contrast this with Reddit's overtly liberal passive aggressive community who only preach love and tolerance.
- Unique way of communicating. All of Reddit's memes have spread throughout the internet. We know how they talk. The Misc has its own lingo that is completely incomprehensible. This allows for covert communication along the front lines and can give us a significant edge.

The outcome will depend on a lot of factors. Mostly the battlefield and the allowed technology.

If weapons are allowed Reddit wins hands down, there is just too much knowledge to counter.

If it comes down to hand to hand combat the Misc stands a clear chance. As long as the misc sticks together in a large mass of oily bodies then the attacking outer Redditors can only focus on the outer Miscers. This will force one-on-one combat which the miscers (on average) will win. The exhausted miscers can then be moved towards the back of the mass and be tended to while a new outer line of miscers will battle the surviving redditors.
post 1489904061 04-05-2017, 08:48 AM
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post 1489904281 04-05-2017, 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted By EatItRAW92
Okay so..

Reddit:
- Large population, I don't know the raw numbers but I'm guessing Reddit outnumbers the misc at least 20 to 1.
- Absolutely dominating knowledge of computers and computer systems. If given the time could easily create serious tide-changing weaponry from Raspberry Pi's and whatever.
- A great variety and experience in a lot of different fields and skills. Reddit, unlike BB.com, does not have a specific focus. There are subreddits for every little thing that could come in handy in all out war (Cooking, Bushcraft, Archery, Sewing, etc)
- Sympathy points for being social underdogs. Reddit is not a vile and arrogant opponent. Reddit is mostly filled with depressed overweight passive aggressive middle aged men. Weak minded miscers could fall for this ruse and have second doubts about destroying the enemy. A seemingly defenseless enemy is not good for morale.
- Females. Reddit has lots of subreddits designed specifically for females. Most of these will be rabid feminists. They are not to be underestimated, these can be vicious and could easily slaughter weak willed miscers. Also since Reddit has such a population advantage a lot of time will pass before we have wiped them out. This could give them to chance to breed among themselves.

Misc:
- Absolutely dominating physical force. There are a lot of jokes about nobody lifting on the misc but everyone on the misc at the very least has SOME sort of interest in working out. Even the DYEL of the misc are miles ahead of the Reddit average fedora tipper.
- Hardened mentally after years of manly one-upmanship. The Misc communicates almost exclusively through insults. Everyone on the misc has something to prove. Contrast this with Reddit's overtly liberal passive aggressive community who only preach love and tolerance.
- Unique way of communicating. All of Reddit's memes have spread throughout the internet. We know how they talk. The Misc has its own lingo that is completely incomprehensible. This allows for covert communication along the front lines and can give us a significant edge.

The outcome will depend on a lot of factors. Mostly the battlefield and the allowed technology.

If weapons are allowed Reddit wins hands down, there is just too much knowledge to counter.

If it comes down to hand to hand combat the Misc stands a clear chance. As long as the misc sticks together in a large mass of oily bodies then the attacking outer Redditors can only focus on the outer Miscers. This will force one-on-one combat which the miscers (on average) will win. The exhausted miscers can then be moved towards the back of the mass and be tended to while a new outer line of miscers will battle the surviving redditors.
Most miscers would pay to murder a femenist so there is no problem there, them having females is actually disadvantage because miscers hate them with passion.

As miscer above you said, half misc is ex millitary so we would have more knowledge about war and weapons

But population do come in play, but miscers have size and strength on them

Edit - Also most miscers have some kinda sociopathic issues so I don't think they will show sympathy at all if it comes to war
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Originally Posted By Better
On one hand half the misc is like ex-military. On the other hand, redditors can always bring their wives' boyfriends to the fight
Lmao
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We'll call this the biceps vs the fupas
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ill take 40-50 redditers. the rest on you brahs
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Originally Posted By Vito-C
We'll call this the biceps vs the fupas
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Misc starts out strong, but the sheer numbers make even our fit and muscular bodies weary, until a reprieve comes when reddit/the_donald breaks ranks and joins team MISC. Half of the reddit video game section retreats when people upset about the crappy new Mass Effect game just up and go home. The remaining reddit SJW's build a wall of fupa whales as they wait for reinforcements from tumblr. Reinforcements arrive but prove useless as the MISC cut those spineless cry babies them down like a hot knife through butter. The MISC stands victorious... Over the horizon, Mark Zuckerberg slow claps, and then utters, "Kill them, kill them all" His army of ********, Twitter, CNN, ABC, etc marches forward , and the MISC braces itself to go down fighting.
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