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post 1490027681 04-06-2017, 07:58 AM
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Anyone else like to cook bacon naked?

the smell, the sound and the excitement

the stinging pop of the grease is well worth the reward, trust me

I like to call it breakfast roulette




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post 1490028191 04-06-2017, 08:04 AM
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post 1490028261 04-06-2017, 08:05 AM
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post 1490028521 04-06-2017, 08:08 AM
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hnnng baconrar achieved


its does sound very erotic but baked bacon is the goat so whatever
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and I like to iron naked too
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩
the smell, the sound and the excitement

the stinging pop of the grease is well worth the reward, trust me

I like to call it breakfast roulette




God dam that looks so good.
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post 1490029101 04-06-2017, 08:14 AM
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All the time. Sometimes I rub the fat all over my body too
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post 1490029171 04-06-2017, 08:14 AM
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post 1490029541 04-06-2017, 08:19 AM
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if you are scared and dont want to dive in with full frontal bacon cooking might I suggest this piece of bacon coking equipment (aka lil bitch bacon gear)





its always best going full Monty tho
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post 1490029961 04-06-2017, 08:23 AM
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Have done this hungover. Grease popping on my and chest stomach and dink is not it mayne.

It's not herps, it's grease burns I swear
post 1490030121 04-06-2017, 08:25 AM
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I also love with the grease pops onto my dink and burns it, feels good OP
post 1490032451 04-06-2017, 08:43 AM
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I got some meat for your mouth OP
I probably banged your mom.

Eat the whole animal like a real man.
post 1490051961 04-06-2017, 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted By OT2000⏩
I got some meat for your mouth OP
hope its bacon
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post 1490052741 04-06-2017, 11:38 AM
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post 1490052831 04-06-2017, 11:39 AM
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work in construction naked too. that excitement!
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post 1490052881 04-06-2017, 11:39 AM
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Cooking naked is glorious as long as you arent handling spicy peppers. Touched my balls once after chopping up some habaneros.....
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I always cook bacon naked

I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day.
post 1490053421 04-06-2017, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩
hope its bacon
Can confirm. I've had his meat.
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just lol if you don't bake your bacon

cooks evenly, can cook it on 300 degrees--low and slow so the fat is succulent and delicious [pause], no mess, no breakfast roulette
(..and if you don't know what I'm talking about, it's probably a reference..)

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Originally Posted By heykiddo⏩
just lol if you don't bake your bacon

cooks evenly, can cook it on 300 degrees--low and slow so the fat is succulent and delicious [pause], no mess, no breakfast roulette
Chit gets too crispy and has no bite to it. Still somehow always do it this way regardless cause im lazy.
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Originally Posted By heykiddo⏩
just lol if you don't bake your bacon

cooks evenly, can cook it on 300 degrees--low and slow so the fat is succulent and delicious [pause], no mess, no breakfast roulette
how long are we talkin here
post 1490054001 04-06-2017, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted By bpagonis⏩
Chit gets too crispy and has no bite to it. Still somehow always do it this way regardless cause im lazy.
Then you're cooking it at too high a temp. Cook it at 300, low and slow. I'm telling you. I hate crunchy bacon, hate soggy bacon, this way is perfect. Given you're not using poverty bacon.



Not that I discredit procta's naked bacon breakfast roulette routine..
Originally Posted By Vhagar⏩
how long are we talkin here
About 20 mins? I never really time it, I just check it until it's the color/crispiness I'm looking for. I guess I start checking about 15-20 mins in. Can go 350 if you don't have time, but no higher or it's sht.


Sorry to derail your thread into normalcy, op.
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I thought you meant get naked to cook bacon lmao.
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Originally Posted By heykiddo⏩
just lol if you don't bake your bacon

cooks evenly, can cook it on 300 degrees--low and slow so the fat is succulent and delicious [pause], no mess, no breakfast roulette
only bake bacon if I have company
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Originally Posted By Fang2⏩
I thought you meant get naked to cook bacon lmao.
He did. He does. May be able to confirm if......
Originally Posted By Procta⏩
only bake bacon if I have company
I am company.
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Originally Posted By Fang2⏩
I thought you meant get naked to cook bacon lmao.
there are only three steps in this game
1) get nakey
2)fry the bacon
3) enjoy the smell and grease poppin fun
Originally Posted By heykiddo⏩
He did. He does. May be able to confirm if......

I am company.
maybe thats the preferred method for female miscers, the wife bakes the bacon....I fry it nakey

only problem with baking is that you can forget and your delicious meat morsels gets burnt and you waste the bacon goodness
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Originally Posted By Lightsoft⏩
prcota a little crazee today
crazy for bacon
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I generally don't want to ruin my shirt so I take it off. Then I get burned. I bought an apron to solve this problem but I don't use it.
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I've done bacon in the microwave, but not in the oven. hmmmmm
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