Let me get this straight. OP is on welfare, writing a novel (an industry where a tiny, tiny fraction of people make it) with nothing going for him. Probably has 0 towards his retirement for when his novel scheme ultimately flops and after his extended absense out of the workforce the only job he's going to be able to get is in a shop on minimum wage.

I'm all for being entrepreneurial, but OP, you are retarded, not entrepreneurial.

Getting dressed/showered/eating isn't a part of your days off? lol what? I'm a budget analyst and could easily be replaced by someone else or a computer program but that's not at all the point of what I'm saying. I'm saying it's babyish/feminine/dramatic to consider it life ruining to have to work 8 hours a day for 5 days a week. If you disagree that's fine, it's an opinion so that's okay. Been working the 9-5 since I graduated at 21 and am 29 now.

Srs when I say that this chit thread is probably going to be the high light of this guy's life for the next 5-10 years. Ambition and gumption not even once LMAO.

lmao, I hadnt even read most of this thread...then went back and saw that you are correct. I was expecting him to actually be something successful/worthwhile with all the bravado and shyt talking.

Guy bragging about living on welfare and writing a novel (that he will probably never even finish anyway). Strong everything.

Sorry but this strongly implies you're on welfare or at least plan to be:

I just got done traveling wagie. I spent three months in EUROPE with my friend I met in my KICKBOXING gym. She is inviting me out again THIS SUMMER.



You do whatever you want AFTER you work your hours wagecuck. Don't travel to far from work, you gotta be in the next day

Hahaha this wagie is saving for retirement, the day when he no longer has to work. I'm already retired cuck. cope harder

Lol no wonder you're a wageslave, none of those say I'm on welfare.

How was the commute today wagie?

How much is in your bank account currently?

Bragging about making 48 sheets of cotton paper for every 3600 seconds devoted to a faceless CEO he doesn't know
Bragging about being a middle manager
Bragging about the territory of his master
Bragging that his master lets his slaves drive his cars
Bragging that his master puts fuel in his own cars
Bragging that he has flexibility even though he has to devote 1/2 his waking hours to hsi master
Bragging that he will stop working for his master with 22 until the average life expectancy of 77

That NEET reading comprehension

I said "strongly implies" you literally mention wagies footing the bill for your lifestyle before you go into specifics you bum

YOU should be worrying about how much is in YOUR bank account wagie.

Calm down wagie, don't get to worked up before bedtime. Only ONE more day of slavery. Then you get a whole TWO days to yourself. I hope your boss doesn't make you work OVERTIME AGAIN.

Saturday doesn't count because they're recuperating from the week and Sunday doesn't count because they're depressed about the upcoming week.

I work for a investment bank. I can confirm my bank account is just doing terrific being a wagie.

LMFAO, this is like a baggage handler saying he works for Emirates airlines.

Bro if your life was actually fulfilling you wouldn't be here trolling for attention. Seriously uploading "convos from your phone" to a bunch of strangers for validation is sad bro. Strong life you are living there. LMAO @ how triggered this welfare recipient is today.

TMT EMEA M&A, fyi.

Waking up every day reasonably happy as to what my day will be comprised of and the up's and down's I'll encounter
Waking up every day knowing I have some kind of schedule/semi routine to adhere to instead of waking up at 1 to 3 pm waiting for people with lives to get home to do chit with me
Waking up every day knowing I effect the world in some way (my decision making directly effects the quality of life of all the guys under my direction)
Waking up every day with resistance and problems to overcome that are some what challenging and stimulating instead of drifting aimlessly feeling like a loser
Waking up every day with a flush amount of disposable income to throw around which ever way I see fit instead of budgeting the few dollars the gov't gives me for being a flaccid stay at home toll on society

I don't get the point you are trying to make, I am going after what I want and making moves while you're sitting around looking for attention on the misc making roll bread. LMAO

I can't relate to lazy people. We don't speak the same language. I don't understand you. I don't want to understand you.

While you're at work tomorrow I'll be making money while I sleep. Tick tock wagie

Today was tough being a wagie. Usually sometime during the mid-week I start hitting that afternoon slump at my desk after lunch. Motivation dries up and I just want to start my commute home already. Like I said, some days its tough. If I was single with no ambition to improve my quality of life, I would be a neet.. But I have a family to support. That's what it boils down to. I do it for them most of all on the hardest days.

This morning I rolled up to the gas station to buy a vape cartridge (vape + morning coffee is the goat btw). I walked in and this young lady was working the cash register. She was probably about twenty years old, with bleached hair and sassy looking. I told her what I wanted and she turned around to the tobacco shelf, fumbled around for a few seconds mumbling, and returned to the register. She looked at me with those familiar tired eyes and said, "I-is that all?" I said yea. She scanned it, I paid and took it, then left.

But in that fleeting moment we locked eyes, an understanding passed between us. We were wagies like most people, great and small.

Hoe Lee Fuk the amount of cope in this thread is off the chart.


Op at first I thought you were an entrepreneur or self employed or some chit, but then it turns out you're just a welfare case living off handouts and probably sleeping in his parents basement. Explains why you were proud of being able to save up and afford a 'custom sandwich' at Subway. Fukin lol, just lol at you. Not even mad, would almost feel sorry for you if I could give a fuk.





Just to put it in perspective here is the amount of cope shown by 'wagecels' put into a visual representation that those on handouts can understand:








Now this is the cope level shown by the 'NEETs' aka welfare cases:

Holy **** boys the wagie is practically FROTHING at the mouth! Look at how he defends being a slave!

When you wake up at 1pm tomorrow I'll have already made as much in those 5 or 6 hours as you get in a week. Have fun with my crumbs, maybe you can buy some Mac n Cheese for supper if you budget correctly.

The ragie wagies are in full effect tonight. Must be all thr built up stress from the end of the week. ONE more day wagies

Don't cry wagie, only 40 more years!

I'm not crying though. You created a post about how bad being a wage slave is and I told you that you're generalizing and that it actually can be enjoyable. I actually don't dread going to work. When I'm tired I just change my alarm to wake up an hour and a half later or so, what motivates me to get out of bed is actually the satisfaction I get from putting in hard work. Some people seek out resistance to test themselves and stay sharp and face things head on. Others smoke weed and play vids, and hope they can get buy doing the minimum. I just don't enjoy a minimal life style, my dreams are bigger than that.

"I'm not crying"

Proceeds to cry

I wouldn't even bother. OP thinks becauses he came across affiliate marketing and can write some (probably ****) words on a page he's a mix of Mark Zuckerberg and J. R. R. Tolkien.