Log In

Your email is not your username

Register

If you were a member of the old Bodybuilding.com forums and would like to reuse your previous username, you can request it below. We use your email only for registration and do not store it. For more information, please see our Privacy Policy.

Confirm your email

A registration code was sent to your email. Enter it here.

Welcome

You have successfully setup your account.

Sign in

Quick Navigation Bottom Misc
Forum » Wife said I could get whatever I want if i beat her in a mile in 2 weeks.
  1. Results 151 to 180 of 187
  2. Page 6 of 7
  3. First
  5. 4
  6. 5
  7. 6
  8. 7
  10. Last

Thread: Wife said I could get whatever I want if i beat her in a mile in 2 weeks.

post 1488861221 03-28-2017, 06:19 AM
-
#151
  1. PaddleBunt
  2. Registered User
  1. PaddleBunt
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jun 2012
  4. Posts: 3,746
  5. Rep Power: 12603
LOL at the phucking psuedo-science workouts people are suggesting in this thread, good luck with your injuries if you follow any of these plebs advice.
"The man who despises himself tries to gain self-esteem from sexual adventure – which can’t be done, because sex is not the cause, but an effect and an expression of a man’s sense of his own value." - Ayn Rand
post 1488861771 03-28-2017, 06:25 AM
-
#152
  1. Zerafian
  2. Droppin' truth bombs
  1. Zerafian
  2. Droppin' truth bombs
  3. Join Date: Dec 2006
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 25,017
  6. Rep Power: 75344
only problem youll have is muscle cramps and getting that "stitch" in your stomach since your organs arent use to bouncing around while running. Get started OP, this is your chance to be a man again!
Carb Mal-absorption, no breads, sugary snacks, rice, pasta...live off of 30-40g a day.
Eosinophilic eso****itis, cant ingest dairy or my eso****us closes up
post 1488862181 03-28-2017, 06:31 AM
-
#153
  1. gachase21
  1. gachase21
  3. Join Date: Dec 2010
  4. Location: Georgia, United States
  5. Posts: 31,767
  6. Subscribers: 4
  7. Rep Power: 389233
You should add a squat competition to even things up.
post 1488862631 03-28-2017, 06:37 AM
-
#154
  1. brrealtea
  2. Registered User
  1. brrealtea
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Sep 2013
  4. Posts: 7,783
  5. Rep Power: 13744
You're going to gas like I did.
Survivor crew.
post 1488867241 03-28-2017, 07:28 AM
-
#155
  1. IPoopStandingUp
  2. Registered User
  1. IPoopStandingUp
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Apr 2013
  4. Location: New Hampshire, United States
  5. Posts: 19,456
  6. Rep Power: 235404
hire a man in a ski mask to club her in the leg with a pipe the day before the race

its the only way
post 1488868191 03-28-2017, 07:37 AM
-
#156
  1. Tuga88
  2. Registered User
  1. Tuga88
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jul 2009
  4. Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
  5. Posts: 14,180
  6. Rep Power: 79584
Here's what you do OP....replace her protein powder with a weight gainer. She's gonna be chugging extra protein shakes to make sure she's on top form in 2 weeks. Instead she will gain 2 pounds and tire quickly during the race.
There is but one path....we kill them all.
post 1488868701 03-28-2017, 07:43 AM
-
#157
  1. RockyIV
  2. [300 Spartan Crew]
  1. RockyIV
  2. [300 Spartan Crew]
  3. Join Date: Mar 2005
  4. Location: Training in Russia
  5. Posts: 12,868
  6. Rep Power: 36950
Originally Posted By IPoopStandingUp⏩
hire a man in a ski mask to club her in the leg with a pipe the day before the race

its the only way
LOL

A win is a win
Coffee Crew: Bold Black Crew

Raw Dog for Lyfe Crew

OG Join Date Crew

Official Ờờ Crew
post 1488868821 03-28-2017, 07:44 AM
-
#158
  1. RockyIV
  2. [300 Spartan Crew]
  1. RockyIV
  2. [300 Spartan Crew]
  3. Join Date: Mar 2005
  4. Location: Training in Russia
  5. Posts: 12,868
  6. Rep Power: 36950
Originally Posted By Tuga88⏩
Here's what you do OP....replace her protein powder with a weight gainer. She's gonna be chugging extra protein shakes to make sure she's on top form in 2 weeks. Instead she will gain 2 pounds and tire quickly during the race.
Put a laxative in her shake before the race. She'll need to make a pit stop a half mile in and you win OP
Coffee Crew: Bold Black Crew

Raw Dog for Lyfe Crew

OG Join Date Crew

Official Ờờ Crew
post 1488870121 03-28-2017, 07:57 AM
-
#159
  1. PokerBrah
  2. Registered User
  1. PokerBrah
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Oct 2013
  4. Posts: 545
  5. Rep Power: 1181
OP, have you mentioned what her mile is? Do you know what it is? I'd figure that out, and train for something like 2 minute laps for the first 3, then rounding the 4th like a cheetah assuming you haven't been running at all. You will wind quickly, but running is a mental game. I always feel winded half a mile in and can still run a 5k (3 miles) without stopping.
--Only reasons I misc below--
USAF
Cologne Crew
post 1488874381 03-28-2017, 08:32 AM
-
#160
  1. Norrov
  2. Registered User
  1. Norrov
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Nov 2015
  4. Location: Denver, Colorado, United States
  5. Posts: 1,254
  6. Rep Power: 1378
Originally Posted By Tuga88⏩
Here's what you do OP....replace her protein powder with a weight gainer. She's gonna be chugging extra protein shakes to make sure she's on top form in 2 weeks. Instead she will gain 2 pounds and tire quickly during the race.
Ghost Bulk. Haha
Wish I could find that thread.


I have faith in OP. If he sprints regularly and it's only a mile he should be able to fake his way through. He's a big dude though.
Starting Weight 215, 25% BF
Short Term Goal: 10% BF 160
Long Term Goal: A Lean 205!!
post 1488874681 03-28-2017, 08:35 AM
-
#161
  1. GumBrah
  2. Banned
  1. GumBrah
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Oct 2016
  4. Age: 30
  5. Posts: 816
  6. Rep Power: 0
Originally Posted By Norrov⏩
Ghost Bulk. Haha
Wish I could find that thread.


I have faith in OP. If he sprints regularly and it's only a mile he should be able to fake his way through. He's a big dude though.
that ghost bulk thread was fake. The OP admitted it.
post 1488922081 03-28-2017, 03:19 PM
-
#162
  1. Kewbrah
  2. Deathcon 3
  1. Kewbrah
  2. Deathcon 3
  3. Join Date: Jul 2012
  4. Location: Australia
  5. Posts: 23,606
  6. Rep Power: 213822
Originally Posted By GumBrah⏩
that ghost bulk thread was fake. The OP admitted it.
It's embarrassing that this sort of thing needs to be spelled out on this forum.
post 1488922211 03-28-2017, 03:20 PM
-
#163
  1. Kewbrah
  2. Deathcon 3
  1. Kewbrah
  2. Deathcon 3
  3. Join Date: Jul 2012
  4. Location: Australia
  5. Posts: 23,606
  6. Rep Power: 213822
OP is there any chance this race could be videoed and posted here?

I mean, ideally we'd be watching it live with a live misc thread going, but that might be a bit beyond your resources.
post 1488922481 03-28-2017, 03:23 PM
-
#164
  1. Twice11
  2. Registered User
  1. Twice11
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Aug 2016
  4. Location: Texas, United States
  5. Age: 33
  6. Posts: 937
  7. Rep Power: 11427
Originally Posted By PaddleBunt⏩
LOL at the phucking psuedo-science workouts people are suggesting in this thread, good luck with your injuries if you follow any of these plebs advice.
>> Cardio / running training
>> Training induced injuries

pick 1
post 1490247341 04-07-2017, 07:24 PM
-
#165
  1. Kewbrah
  2. Deathcon 3
  1. Kewbrah
  2. Deathcon 3
  3. Join Date: Jul 2012
  4. Location: Australia
  5. Posts: 23,606
  6. Rep Power: 213822
Bump

How is this progressing so far OP? How long until the race?
post 1490247671 04-07-2017, 07:26 PM
-
#166
  1. KingFedora
  2. Banned
  1. KingFedora
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Apr 2017
  4. Age: 44
  5. Posts: 284
  6. Rep Power: 0
Goodluck. Tell her you want a 3some with one of her cute friend. Then post it on here. Profit.

I kid, that's bad advice, but would be epic.
post 1490248511 04-07-2017, 07:36 PM
-
#167
  1. RC17
  2. Registered User
  1. RC17
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Aug 2009
  4. Posts: 1,006
  5. Rep Power: 736
Is 3some on the table?

Also pro tip find someone that has an inhaler and use it while you run srs. Thank me after you win
post 1490251861 04-07-2017, 08:07 PM
-
#168
  1. SkinnyBeast24
  2. From Bones to Brawn
  1. SkinnyBeast24
  2. From Bones to Brawn
  3. Join Date: Jun 2011
  4. Location: United States
  5. Age: 36
  6. Posts: 33,318
  7. Rep Power: 77102
Originally Posted By Kewbrah⏩
Bump

How is this progressing so far OP? How long until the race?
Been banging out 2 miles every day with lots of breaks, pretty ****ing sore in wierd places.

3 more days 4/10
Bench 315x1 - Squat 415x1 - Deadlift 515x1 Total = 1,245

3/4/5 Club as of 8-23-2019. Feels good man.

M.S. Exercise Science (2018)
Certified by: NSCA C.S.C.S, NASM-CPT

6'5 Manmore, 230 pounds, 15% body-fat (Bod Pod tested)

COLTS (football) - Lakers (LeGOAT) - Indians (Baseball) - Uconn Huskies (college) - USA Soccer
post 1490252041 04-07-2017, 08:09 PM
-
#169
  1. callan91
  2. Registered User
  1. callan91
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Dec 2013
  4. Location: SYDNEY, N.S.W., Australia
  5. Age: 34
  6. Posts: 2,085
  7. Rep Power: 5762
Originally Posted By RockyIV⏩
Put a laxative in her shake before the race. She'll need to make a pit stop a half mile in and you win OP
this. op remember, it will clear her out for your reward that you are racing for!
Bench 315 lbs
Squat 355 lbs
Dead 510 lbs - will never lift this again :( final destination snap city 26/9/16
post 1490252161 04-07-2017, 08:10 PM
-
#170
  1. Kewbrah
  2. Deathcon 3
  1. Kewbrah
  2. Deathcon 3
  3. Join Date: Jul 2012
  4. Location: Australia
  5. Posts: 23,606
  6. Rep Power: 213822
Thanks!

~puts in calendar~
post 1490252491 04-07-2017, 08:13 PM
-
#171
  1. benz5521
  2. Registered User
  1. benz5521
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jan 2008
  4. Location: New York, United States
  5. Posts: 12,742
  6. Rep Power: 84746
Get some EPO and amphetamines. You'll crush that bish.
post 1490496301 04-10-2017, 06:19 AM
-
#172
  1. jerkeife
  2. Jerk'n since 13.
  1. jerkeife
  2. Jerk'n since 13.
  3. Join Date: Apr 2013
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 6,903
  6. Rep Power: 33227
Race day OP. Good luck.
SC Username: jerkeife
☆Nice Miscer Master Race Crew☆
++Positive Crew++
MWC

Will do. I bet WorldWarZ has a lovely angus. I can't wait. - EAOP
[To WorldWarz]You owe me a sweet looking angus and in better be in pristine condition when I come for it. - EAOP

Mandypandy pls respond
post 1490497591 04-10-2017, 06:41 AM
-
#173
  1. MrBungle11
  2. Registered User
  1. MrBungle11
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Mar 2013
  4. Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
  5. Age: 47
  6. Posts: 7,105
  7. Rep Power: 70474
In for results
*Cluster Headache Crew* If you also suffer and need help/advice on it, PM me
post 1490497771 04-10-2017, 06:44 AM
-
#174
  1. FannySkelper
  2. Banned
  1. FannySkelper
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Oct 2014
  4. Posts: 15,479
  5. Rep Power: 0
Match her up till the last 400m then go full anaerobic lactic acid and show off those type 2 fibres baby and sprint like crazy. That's how I'd pace it
post 1490502981 04-10-2017, 07:46 AM
-
#175
  1. SkinnyBeast24
  2. From Bones to Brawn
  1. SkinnyBeast24
  2. From Bones to Brawn
  3. Join Date: Jun 2011
  4. Location: United States
  5. Age: 36
  6. Posts: 33,318
  7. Rep Power: 77102
Originally Posted By FannySkelper⏩
Match her up till the last 400m then go full anaerobic lactic acid and show off those type 2 fibres baby and sprint like crazy. That's how I'd pace it
Originally Posted By MrBungle11⏩
In for results
Originally Posted By jerkeife⏩
Race day OP. Good luck.
I got ****ing smoked. She ran it in 7:20. I was hoping I'd be the one setting the pace, but she just went full olympic mode on my ass so I tried to keep her pace for the first 2 laps which I did fine, but then everything went to ****.

I was about 50 meters behind going into the final lap, and then I just collapsed. My ****ing legs were like stone.

Finished in 8:15....I have major work to do

I was too confident and let her picked the race time for 9:00am eastern....should have waited later so I could have hydrated myself properly before hand. She dusted me fellas.

Giving her 100 dollars for sporting clothesand she said I didn't have to sit and be tortured to go with her so it ended up okay. I asked for a consolation prize and she laughed and told me to start hitting cardio.

Feels bad man.

Got my father-in-law to film some of it, so i'll try and upload.
Bench 315x1 - Squat 415x1 - Deadlift 515x1 Total = 1,245

3/4/5 Club as of 8-23-2019. Feels good man.

M.S. Exercise Science (2018)
Certified by: NSCA C.S.C.S, NASM-CPT

6'5 Manmore, 230 pounds, 15% body-fat (Bod Pod tested)

COLTS (football) - Lakers (LeGOAT) - Indians (Baseball) - Uconn Huskies (college) - USA Soccer
post 1490503111 04-10-2017, 07:48 AM
-
#176
  1. Ittoryu
  2. Banned
  1. Ittoryu
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Aug 2012
  4. Location: Canada
  5. Posts: 1,918
  6. Rep Power: 0
You have to get permission from your wife to get whatever you want?
post 1490503321 04-10-2017, 07:49 AM
-
#177
  1. SkinnyBeast24
  2. From Bones to Brawn
  1. SkinnyBeast24
  2. From Bones to Brawn
  3. Join Date: Jun 2011
  4. Location: United States
  5. Age: 36
  6. Posts: 33,318
  7. Rep Power: 77102
Originally Posted By Ittoryu⏩
You have to get permission from your wife to get whatever you want?
No, it was just a fun challenge. Motivated me to hit cardio harder if anything. She already does alot for me in and out of the bedroom
Bench 315x1 - Squat 415x1 - Deadlift 515x1 Total = 1,245

3/4/5 Club as of 8-23-2019. Feels good man.

M.S. Exercise Science (2018)
Certified by: NSCA C.S.C.S, NASM-CPT

6'5 Manmore, 230 pounds, 15% body-fat (Bod Pod tested)

COLTS (football) - Lakers (LeGOAT) - Indians (Baseball) - Uconn Huskies (college) - USA Soccer
post 1490503451 04-10-2017, 07:50 AM
-
#178
  1. AmIGoodNuff
  2. Registered User
  1. AmIGoodNuff
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jan 2014
  4. Age: 29
  5. Posts: 10,028
  6. Rep Power: 23763
Did u take preworkout begorehand. That usually helps me but I end up feeling like I gotra vomit when im done
B:300 S:405 D:485

2/5/17: The Crowning of King Brady.

"I have embraced my Autism. I am a proud Autist. I believe it endows me with special powers that are incomprehensible to pathetic normies like you. I would gladly sacrifice any chance at a normal life to benefit from the GIFT that is AUTISM."-Ausaric
post 1490503601 04-10-2017, 07:53 AM
-
#179
  1. SkinnyBeast24
  2. From Bones to Brawn
  1. SkinnyBeast24
  2. From Bones to Brawn
  3. Join Date: Jun 2011
  4. Location: United States
  5. Age: 36
  6. Posts: 33,318
  7. Rep Power: 77102
Originally Posted By AmIGoodNuff⏩
Did u take preworkout begorehand. That usually helps me but I end up feeling like I gotra vomit when im done
On vyvanse for adhd so I've been off any stimulant for over 3-4 years now. I was not expecting her to run a sub 7:30 mile. That pace was ****ing bizarre. I was going full anaerobic for the first 2 ****ing laps cause of her pace
Bench 315x1 - Squat 415x1 - Deadlift 515x1 Total = 1,245

3/4/5 Club as of 8-23-2019. Feels good man.

M.S. Exercise Science (2018)
Certified by: NSCA C.S.C.S, NASM-CPT

6'5 Manmore, 230 pounds, 15% body-fat (Bod Pod tested)

COLTS (football) - Lakers (LeGOAT) - Indians (Baseball) - Uconn Huskies (college) - USA Soccer
post 1490504421 04-10-2017, 08:01 AM
-
#180
  1. Greg14
  2. wat
  1. Greg14
  2. wat
  3. Join Date: Nov 2009
  4. Posts: 3,106
  5. Rep Power: 11704
Originally Posted By Greg14⏩
ITT: a bunch of lifters who would die if they were asked to run a 7:29 mile with no training

Hilariously delusional. Misc gonna misc
haha. well at least your body is healthier now, so there's a positive
Quick Navigation Top Misc
Bookmarks
Digg.com
Digg
del.icio.us
del.icio.us
Stumbleupon.com
StumbleUpon
Google.com
Google
Facebook.com
Facebook
Posting Permissions
  1. You may not post new threads
  2. You may not post replies
  3. You may not post attachments
  4. You may not edit your posts