Originally Posted By Rooney15⏩

I like classic rock music, im 6 feet tall and want to be in law enforcement.

User title: Hung Daddy

You must be hung like a horse so you're probably related to one - you areEquesaka Daniel Wiley, this glorious winged fa---fantastic specimen of a mutant. Yes, that's right...you've got wings when you're in your horse form but we'll get into that later after I school you in your past history. Yo' [most likely also hung] daddy worked as a government scientist before he had an accident in his lab; subsequently, he retired to raise horses in Texas. You were born a mutant and grew up tending to the horses, which you felt an unusual kinship toward and you would often run with in your mutant form. You'd take the horses to be shown at the Texas State Fair and on one such occasion, you were detected by both Magneto's and Professor Xavier's mutant-locating hardware.

Magneto arrived at the fair fist and dubbed you "Eques," the latest soldier in his crusade. Upon the arrival of the X-Men, Magneto convinced you that they (the X-Men) were villains there to kidnap you and so you took on your mutant form and fought alongside Magneto against them. Magneto sure did enjoy riding on you...a bit too much, I'd say but you do you, bruh. When Magneto carelessly injured your horses (ohhhh hellllll fukkin noooo), however, you turned against him and with the aid of the X-Men, defeated him in battle. Prof X tried to recruit you into the X-Men team but you elected to stay in Texas, though the X-Men left you with a card for the Xavier Institute.

Powers & abilities:

You're a metamorph and able to transform your body into an equine state with horselike speed, a centaur, as well as wings enabling flight. Yea, you're a glorious winged fa---farm boy alright. Oh, and I guess this is also considered like having a super power - you've got a huge thick horse dink sized cawk, dude, in which leaves all sloots speechless upon seeing and got all the brahs mirin in the locker room - congrats, pal.

Just curious - were you and Mr. Hands really good buddies?

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- GZA "4th Chamber"

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PIPPIN: I didn't think it would end this way.
GANDALF: End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it.
PIPPIN: What? Gandalf? See what?
GANDALF: White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.
PIPPIN: Well, that isn't so bad.
GANDALF: No. No, it isn't.

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Because you had secret evidence, and documents /
On how they raped the continents, and it's the prominent /
Dominant Islamic, Asiatic Black Hebrew

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Originally Posted By Aaronza⏩

fave food; tacos.
height; 5'11
music; bob dylan

Location: Spain

This mutant is also from Spain and most likely enjoyed eating tacos too, of both the soft moist pink & of the crunchy varieties - you areGideon, a semi baldcel with a gloriously long and very aesthetic ponytail. Before your mutant powers developed, you were a sailor, who enjoyed being around a lot of semen/seamen, for the Spanish Armada of Christopher Columbus several hundred years ago. On one journey, you succumbed to scurvy and was buried once the ship reached land. A few hours later, you had awakened as an immortal (fuk yea!). Over several centuries, you were able to amass a vast personal wealth (True Miscer CEO $10k/day OG). You also encountered and allied yourself with several other Externals (a sub-species group of mutants who believed themselves to be immortal that are able to recover from mortal wounds and even death itself). You became the owner and CEO of Ophrah (bro plz...no, not that "Oprah") Industries in Denver, Colorado. At the end of the 20th century, the group began seeking out their newest member, whom you erroneously believed to be Roberto da Costa, a young mutant who had joined the New Mutants, the junior division of the X-Men, and taken the codename Sunspot. You had known Roberto from a young age, having business (and perhaps for pleasure too) relations with his papá, a wealthy Brazilian businessman. You had your servant Eve poison Roberto's papá Emmanuel, and then you approached the boy, telling him he needed to take over his family's business (damn dude, you savage as fuuuk!) You took the young boy in under his wing and began to mentor him. Well, that's the least you could've done...after killing his papá and all but whatever it takes to become and stay rich, right? I feel ya, brah.

Powers & abilities:

You have the ability to mimic the abilities of nearby persons, and since you're an External, you were granted with limited immortality, only ended if you were decapitated (ouch - yo' ass better watch out for yo' head if Sunspot ever finds out the truth about what you done did to his ol' papá) or a very damaging Virus (such as the Legacy Virus: a biological weapon engineered and released by the madman Stryfe (that g'damn hater!) for the purpose of killing all mutants) and obviously by having your life force drained.

(PS: Your 'mutant' looks like that misc brah "DeadlyStriker". Since you've been around for centuries upon centuries, you might be his sister's daddy, which that'll also you make him your ---oh fuk it; I'll let you do the math.

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Originally Posted By Vishca⏩

Vischa 6'1love Chessweight 67kgsmusic everything from classic too house and techno

Since you enjoy music so much, you'll become a mutant musician - you areRicobut you're often called "Rico Suave" by the sloots cuz of your fantastic love making abilities but we'll dive into that at another time since there are just too many stories to share right now. Anyway, moving on...loving chess and all, you're a bit of a nerd and had attended MIT to receive a doctorate alongside Sophie Von Doom (not sure who this sloot is). Your relationship w/her mirrored that of your grandfather Reed and Sophie's father Victor. Y'all started out as friends but Sophie was into trying dangerous and unconventional things (in Tradie's term, sloot was a straight up sex freak!) and one day one of her experiments literally blew up taking part of the school with it and you managed to save you both with your powers. You both share a romantic link. You both got expelled from MIT and your granddad offered to teach you. You weren't interested so your family decided that the best place for you would be the Xavier Institute. You and your dad and your grandfather don't get along very well (uh oh - you got some major daddy issues, dude) so you opt to spend most, if not all, your time away from them at the Xavier Institute. Can't blame ya on that...so many hot mutant sloots at the Xavier Institute and you just know how freaky them academy sloots can get.

Powers & abilities:

- Plasticity: ability to convert the mass of your entire body into a highly malleable state at will. You can alter your form in a matter of seconds.

- Elongation: able to extend arms to great distances (this comes in real handy (hehe) during some hot times. With much practice, you'll be able to extend that slightly above sized cock of yours too!

- Invisibility (fuk yea! No wonder you'd rather spend time at the academy than at home...makes sense now)

- Skilled guitarist.

- Genius-Level Intellect

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Originally Posted By Samevans7⏩

5'11
Hip hop/rap
Golf

Originally Posted By sword_⏩

oh ya..

6'1''
MMA brah
computer guy

Originally Posted By SpicyCurrie⏩

5'6
Glasses
Hawaiian Pizza

Originally Posted By ThinkingLifter⏩

In!

Blond hair
Studying biology
6'5"

Originally Posted By MiniManletBrah⏩

5'5
Muay Thai brah
Animal rights activist

I'm coming for y'all soon....

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Originally Posted By Samevans7⏩

5'11
Hip hop/rap
Golf

Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)

You and this mutant have something in common - you're both from the UK. You areSkinless Manaka Harry Pizer. You used to be a barrister (you're British so you should know what this word means) during the Cold War. You were very successful at your job thanks to your mutant power, elastic and multi-sensory skin which enabled you to excel at espionage. Your record drew the suspicion of The Professor (not that baldcel Professor X) who had offered you a spot in the Weapon Plus program, to help your country during the Cold War.

The Weapon Plus program augmented your strength, and increased your skin's durability and elasticity. Designated as "Weapon III", you gathered intel from Soviet soldiers and killed them. You were asked to recover a relic called The Orb of Necromancy, and went to Otherworld to retrieve it. It turned out someone inside Weapon Plus didn't want you to get the Orb, so Fantomex was sent to stop you (that rat bastard!). You were shot by Fantomex (from Weapon Plus) and left for dead (that motherfukker!). Eventually, you were found by the Captain Britain Corps and had your skin removed from your body as punishment for all the men you killed in order to acquire the Orb (ouch...guess you're now part of the Circumcised Crew).

Powers & abilities:

Elastic and multi-sensory skin. As already mentioned, the Weapon Plus program augmented your powers; thus enhancing your strength and durability. Even after having your skin removed, you were able to teach your muscles to act in the same way. Every muscle sinew in your body is capable of molecular expansion and contraction. This allows you to extend your muscles like tendrils.

Just so you know, you are one creepy & scary looking Brit brah...

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PIPPIN: I didn't think it would end this way.
GANDALF: End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it.
PIPPIN: What? Gandalf? See what?
GANDALF: White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.
PIPPIN: Well, that isn't so bad.
GANDALF: No. No, it isn't.

Originally Posted By 2thTEE82⏩

Both Colossus & Wolverine are already "taken" but Deadpool is still up for grabs (no homo). I'll tell you what...based on your given info, you will be mutantized into someone just as cool (or at least, kind of to it) as Deadpool. You areShatterstar. You come from the planet Mojoworld (about a century in the future, as opposed to the Mojoverse which co-exists with the contemporary Earth dimension, making you a time traveler as well as a dimension-hopper) which is ruled by the alien tyrant Mojo. There, you were created to be a slave; you claim to have had no parents, only a "gestation chamber" (in Tradie's term: you're a test tube baby). You were genetically engineered to have enhanced physical capabilities so you could serve as an arena gladiator (fuk yea man, that's bad ass!) and just like the ancient time gladiators, you're all about bros before hoes!

Your powers and abilities:

There are some similarities with Deadpool's powers. Just like him, you can also teleport. You teleport by generating vibratory shockwaves which creates teleportation portals through your swords. And just like him, you're also a master swordsman and have an accelerated healing factor. Additionally, you have superhuman physical attributes and enhanced cognition (the mental action or process of acquiring knowledge and understanding through thought, experience, and the senses).

Man, I appreciate it but you could have given me a much cooler character, kinda disappointed

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Originally Posted By sword_⏩

sup

Originally Posted By sword_⏩

oh ya..

6'1''
MMA brah
computer guy

Screenname: Sword_

You have so many things in common with this mutant that you'll be mutantized into. You're both fighters, skilled in martial arts, about the same height (he's got an inch on ya), he's most likely a miscer too with his humor and your screenname is "Sword" so that also made me think of this mutant since he carries not just 1, but 2 of 'em. You are the one and only,Deadpoolaka Wade Winston Wilson aka Tres Dubya. You're an international assassin who had worked for various governments when you developed an aggressive cancer. In an effort to find a cure, you enrolled in the Weapon X program in Canada, which gave you a healing factor from another member (fuk yea!) and set you to work for them. When you killed a team member (chit happens, eh?), you were thrown out of the program and was sent to have your abilities removed (ohhhh helll no), where you were experimented on instead (oooo fuuuuk that!). The results of your stay there were a diminished mental state, a healing factor that could not cure your cancer or heal your scars, an infatuation with death, and your freedom to return to for-hire mercenary work. As "The Merc with a Mouth" (you do talk a lot of chit and just don't give a fuk), you set out under as your now current code name, Deadpool, to kill and have a good time doing it, which is a great thing, cuz so many people work at jobs and absolutely dread it.

Powers & abilities:

Possesses a superhuman healing factor derived from that of the mutant Wolverine that allows you to regenerate damaged or destroyed areas of his cellular structure at a rate far greater than that of an ordinary human. As such, you can regrow severed limbs or vital organs. The speed at which this healing factor works varies in direct proportion to the severity of the damage you had suffered. This healing factor also affords you a virtual immunity to poisons and most drugs, as well as an enhanced resistance to diseases and an extended life span. Unlike Wolverine’s natural healing factor, yours is mentally driven to a partial extent. Due to the presence of this superhuman healing ability, many of your natural physical attributes have been enhanced. Your musculature generates considerably less fatigue toxins than the muscles of an ordinary human being, granting you superhuman levels of stamina in all physical activities (Hellllloooo Sex God!) Your natural strength, agility and reflexes have been enhanced to levels that are beyond the natural limits of the human body. Your agility and reaction time are superior to those of even the finest human athlete (nope, def not natty but who nobody gives a fuk anymore).

You're also an extraordinary hand-to-hand combatant and is skilled in multiple unarmed combat techniques. You're a master of assassination techniques, is an excellent marksman, and is highly skilled with bladed weapons (frequently carrying two swords strapped to your back). You're fluent in Japanese, German, Spanish, amongst other languages (gotta know how to say "Give me some fuk" to different sloots all over the world after all).

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Smh



Whatever man, cool thread anyways at least

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Originally Posted By SpicyCurrie⏩

5'6
Glasses
Hawaiian Pizza

Originally Posted By ThinkingLifter⏩

In!

Blond hair
Studying biology
6'5"

Originally Posted By MiniManletBrah⏩

5'5
Muay Thai brah
Animal rights activist

Quoted for more upcoming mutantizations!

Originally Posted By SpicyCurrie⏩

Brah do mine already pls

Soon, brah - you're up next!

Originally Posted By JaymzJ⏩

Man, I appreciate it but you could have given me a much cooler character, kinda disappointed

Originally Posted By JaymzJ⏩

Smh



Whatever man, cool thread anyways at least

Oh chit! That was pure coincidence when I had mutantized "Sword_" intoDeadpoolright after you had posted aboutDeadpoolso it looked as though that mutantization was out of spite but I assure ya man, it wasn't! Didn't even see that (your) post til now.Shatterstarisn't a bad character - it's just that he's not well known as some of the more popular mutants. There's a reason why I mutantize those into who I choose for 'em to be mutantized into and at the end of it all, just embrace your new form and have fun with it.

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Originally Posted By SpicyCurrie⏩

5'6
Glasses
Hawaiian Pizza

Screenname: SpicyCurrie
User Title: Star Wars Crew

So you like it hot & spicy, eh? Well brah...I'll heat you up. I'll fukkin heat you up reeeeal fukkin good. In fact, not only will I make you hot but I'll make you hard as fuk as well. Yea, you heard me right. Whoa, whoa, brah - hold up...simmer down and be patient - I'll get into further details about all of that later on but first thing's first, you areMeteoraka ---uhhhh (real name unknown, srs). Since I can't mutantize you into a Jedi or Sith, at least your codename is related to space and chit. You would've been great as Sunspot but another misc brah had already been mutantized into him. Just like your real name, your past is also unknown (whatcha hiding, bro? Why so secretive???), but you were one of many mutants captured by the US government to be brainwashed by their agent Virus, into subservience. You were freed by a team of mutants assembled by Wolverine (fuk yea, ol' Wolvie!), which you then joined. You're a hot head and you were the first among the team to advocate open violence against the government. When Sentinels attacked the team's compound under orders from Virus, you impaled through the heart by a spike fired by one of the robots.

Powers & abilities:

Ok...as promised earlier,now on to the part about making you hot and hard.You possess hardened, super-heated skin resembling magma. You're able to propel yourself with your power somehow, even changing direction. You have an unknown degree of pyrokinesis (the psychic ability to manipulate and speed up the atomic state to the point of combustion. One usually begins manipulating a candle's flame. In more advanced practices one can extinguish a candle flame or reignite a flame that has went out).

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Formerly HandBrah, LipBrah & FootBrah
they call me Don Taters
NYM
<3 Miami Dolphins
WE GONNA WIN THE FUKING SUPERBOWL SOON BAYBEH
Hala Madrid
££££££sports betting crew££££££
This is all OJ's fault
Ass cheeks are the titties of the ass
First I romance the pie maker, then I romance the pie

Originally Posted By ThinkingLifter⏩

In!

Blond hair
Studying biology
6'5"

Status:
Rep Power:

Well...this should be easy. Due to your recent actions that caused you to go to banned camp, yo' banned and zero reppin' ass just got blastedly (<-- legit word or nah?) raped by this new school Sentinel. RIP bruh.

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Originally Posted By krioro⏩

-see avi (5'11, 215 lbs)
- fav food =https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pom_(dish)
- trip hop

Your avi is a bit dark so also at 5'11, you areDark Beastaka Henry Philip McCoy and you're sometimes known as the Black Beast aka BBC. Hold up...HOLD THE FUK UP! You've probably seen a few pages back (you most likely haven't though) that Beast was already assigned to another miscer. Well, guess what buddy? You're the alternate reality evil version of the X-Men's Goody two shoes Beast. In the Age of Apocalypse reality, you're a mad scientist who implemented cruel experiments under the tyrant Apocalypse. You're one of a handful of mutants to escape the Age of Apocalypse reality to the regular Marvel Universe, where you've continued your unethical experiments, mostly on FAs and Reds.

This is how you infiltrated the X-Men:

You had kidnapped the real Beast and kept him a prisoner behind a brick wall. You infiltrated the X-Men in his place by altering your appearance to match the real McCoy's fur color, although you occasionally found yourself at risk of discovery due to Hank possessing a broader range of knowledge than yourself, requiring you to bullchit your way through some of the questions that you were asked. You helped keep up the ruse by slaying, and by slaying I mean killing and not banging, many of Hank's childhood friends and teachers (damn cuzz, you savage as fuk!), although you found yourself unable to kill Hank's parents (awww). Angered at this emotional weakness, you decapitated a pedestrian as you left town (u fukkin w0t m8?!). You were able to keep up your ruse until the Onslaught Saga, during which you joined Onslaught (sentient psionic entity created from the consciousness of two mutants: Professor Charles Xavier and Magneto). Onslaught had, in fact, known from the beginning of your ruse and mentally shielded you from other telepaths at the mansion, intending to question you about the reality of your origin. However, upon learning what happened in your reality when mutants ruled, Onslaught decided to destroy both races rather than helping mutants take their place as the world's rulers, only just being defeated thanks to the sacrifice of the Avengers and Fantastic Four. Well, ain't that just great?

Your powers & abilities:

Superhuman dexterity, agility, flexibility, strength, speed, reflexes/reactions, coordination, balance, endurance, senses, and intelligence. Sharp fangs, claws, pointed ears, gray fur coat.

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