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post 1491056681 04-14-2017, 09:37 AM
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Who is the weirdest dude at your gym?

I have a new champion at mine.

****lian fellow, about 5'6" 180lb chubby guy

Today he was benching 40kg on the smithy for 4 sets of 10, wearing motorcycle boots.

One time i saw him doing heavy lat pulldowns and literally like sitting up then yanking it down swinging his whole back, anyway he ended up getting pulled back up then fell off and did a backwards roll.

Every lift he does is just zero form swinging the weights using his whole body, he never seems to lift any heavier and has made no gains in the months i've seen him there.
post 1491057171 04-14-2017, 09:41 AM
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Trains hard
Does horrible white guy dance moves between sets
Has the chain gym's name tattooed on him
post 1491057361 04-14-2017, 09:43 AM
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There is jeans man (blue jeans and jean jacket) and then blow-dries-his-bush-dry dude. Both are goofy.
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post 1491057641 04-14-2017, 09:45 AM
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post 1491057701 04-14-2017, 09:45 AM
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The shadow boxer.

Stats: 5'5 140 lbs.

Routine: SL 5x5

In between each set he shadow boxes next to the squat rack he's been hogging for 50 mins. He's usually rocking a Hoodie, headphones and leggings.

Keep keeping on fella... I'm sure he's a miscer.
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post 1491058151 04-14-2017, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Norrov
The shadow boxer.

Stats: 5'5 140 lbs.

Routine: SL 5x5

In between each set he shadow boxes next to the squat rack he's been hogging for 50 mins. He's usually rocking a Hoodie, headphones and leggings.

Keep keeping on fella... I'm sure he's a miscer.
lol'd as soon as i read the first line
post 1491058331 04-14-2017, 09:49 AM
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post 1491058461 04-14-2017, 09:51 AM
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Have a guy that will wear wife beaters and pull them down to show his nipples. Like when chicks pull their tits out, it looks like that.
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post 1491058841 04-14-2017, 09:53 AM
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Asian dude who rolls in wearing a polo shirt, denim shorts and golfing type shoes, then puts on a massive weight belt (which he brings with him) before doing arm exercises
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post 1491058901 04-14-2017, 09:54 AM
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Home gym crew checking in. Talk about weird.
Anyway, back when I was a member of a commercial gym a couple years ago this guy would come in, right after work I guess, jean jacket, dirty T-shirt, dirty jeans and boots and a frickin cast on one hand. Same outfit every time. Went straight to working out just like that, no change of clothes, no nothing. Looked like Sam Elliott in Road House but rougher.
Worked out pretty hard considering.
Asked me how long I had left on a machine once and I hadn't been on it long at all, kind of irritating, he was definitely in his own world.
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post 1491059541 04-14-2017, 09:59 AM
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me lol. everytime i enter with my huge headphones and silly shirts to the gym everyone looking at me. zero **** given anyway
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post 1491059551 04-14-2017, 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted By Norrov
The shadow boxer.

Stats: 5'5 140 lbs.

Routine: SL 5x5

In between each set he shadow boxes next to the squat rack he's been hogging for 50 mins. He's usually rocking a Hoodie, headphones and leggings.

Keep keeping on fella... I'm sure he's a miscer.
lol yup ... have that guy too..... same description... he would do shadow boxing, karate kicks, mma grappling, etc in the weights area.... when its really crowded, thats when he would do his fanciest moves lol
post 1491059641 04-14-2017, 10:00 AM
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post 1491059911 04-14-2017, 10:03 AM
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Massive old bodybuilder guy who looks like he slept under a sunbed for the past 20 years. Rocks a blonde-dyed Johnny Bravo haircut and farts all over the place with absolutely zero fuks given. He also randomly bursts into loud laughter sometimes and then you turn around and see he's not even talking with anyone.
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post 1491060121 04-14-2017, 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted By Norrov
The shadow boxer.

Stats: 5'5 140 lbs.

Routine: SL 5x5

In between each set he shadow boxes next to the squat rack he's been hogging for 50 mins. He's usually rocking a Hoodie, headphones and leggings.

Keep keeping on fella... I'm sure he's a miscer.
Sounds like me except I'm 130lbs lol
post 1491060371 04-14-2017, 10:06 AM
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Some of the chit I've seen at my uni gym man....

-Group of 3 small guys taking turns benching 135..... with resistance bands on the bar, and talking about how the bands will help add more weight to the bar to help stretch the muscle more, and that 25lbs worth of resistance bands will yield more pressure on your chest than just a straight 25lb weight (lol u fokkin wot?). None of them did more than 3 reps each set.

-Freshman kid who weighs maybe 150lbs tops, puts 225 on the deadlift bar, chalks his hands... chalk isn't even allowed in the school gym, starts clapping like crazy and huffing/puffing like he's some awoken whelpling dragon, chalk clouds filled the air so much that right before he started to lift the weight he inhaled a large cloud of it and immediately starts violently coughing until he nearly passes out. At this point the entire gym is looking at him, one of the supervisors comes over as he's still coughing and tells him he needs to cool it down and that chalk isn't allowed in the gym. He just nods between coughing fits and leaves the gym shortly after. He never even lifted the bar.

-Some tiny Asian foreign exchange student comes in and starts walking around looking at the equipment. As he's looking around he just starts sneezing on ALL of it. Every piece he went up to... walks up, sneezed on it, went to the next machine, looked at it for 2-5 seconds, sneezed on it, went to the next one. This went on for about 3-4 minutes before he SARS'd on 3/4 of the gym equipment and promptly left the gym.
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post 1491060461 04-14-2017, 10:07 AM
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There's an old guy at my gym who dresses like a 1980s cardio bunny, and does some shadow boxing/dancing combination with some 5lbs weights.
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Originally Posted By Messiahtype
Trains hard
Does horrible white guy dance moves between sets
Has the chain gym's name tattooed on him
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post 1491061141 04-14-2017, 10:13 AM
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post 1491061171 04-14-2017, 10:13 AM
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Me because I dont have a hoodie covering my face, I dont have wraps and straps all over my body, I am not checking social media or chatting with people between sets, all I do is go in train hard and get out then off to work.
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It's tough contest at my gym. We got some crazy dudes for sure. Maybe the guys who screams after every bodyweight lunge?
post 1491061361 04-14-2017, 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Earl-hickey
I have a new champion at mine.

****lian fellow, about 5'6" 180lb chubby guy

Today he was benching 40kg on the smithy for 4 sets of 10, wearing motorcycle boots.

One time i saw him doing heavy lat pulldowns and literally like sitting up then yanking it down swinging his whole back, anyway he ended up getting pulled back up then fell off and did a backwards roll.

Every lift he does is just zero form swinging the weights using his whole body, he never seems to lift any heavier and has made no gains in the months i've seen him there.
I have the same guy at my gym but he an older white guy who dresses in 80/90's type workout gear. Screaming like something or someone is killing him. Has looked the same for the three years I've been going to this gym.



oh, well he did cut his hair.
post 1491061431 04-14-2017, 10:16 AM
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This black guy that looks really clean but as soon as you get within 15 yard radius of him it smells like he washes his gym gear in week old sweat and then sweats on it.
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post 1491061561 04-14-2017, 10:17 AM
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I've got a bunch. Here's a few.

Dry humper:
Guy that wears compression underwear (not shorts) as shorts with his tshirt tucked in. He lays face down to foam roll his inner thigh while laying on a vibrating table and gently rolls forward and back basically dry humping the foam roller.

The Italian Trainwreck:
Boxer guy who comes in official boxing shorts that would be worn in a fight, boxing shoes laced up, and hand wraps on to do his entire lifting routine. No boxing training. Picture him benching with giant puffy wrapped hands.

The Neanderthal:
Unshowered long haired neanderthal that smells up the entire gym that for every set has to yell during each rep of every set from the first warm up set of 10 lbs up to his working weights. His stench can be enjoyed throughout the gym.
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post 1491061631 04-14-2017, 10:18 AM
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5'5 manlet who wears the SAME THING every single day. Disgusting white tank (it's a shade of yellow now), groce gym shorts, mma gloves, AND a fanny pack lol. This dude hasn't seen a shower in a year, smells like death when you go 5 feet near him.
Spends an hour on the TRX every day, just swinging around and doin half-ass pushups. Proceeds to punch a bag for another hour with no form or stance or anything. Just casually wailing away at it.
Uses a Walkman CD player too.

Only conversation I've ever had with him, standing behind him while he slurp sucks the water fountain, he turns around and asks
"Hi what's your favorite kind of water"
uhhh Poland Springs?
"Mines this one." goes back to slurping and mouth ****ing the water fountain.

I left after that.
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my gym if you dont have a stringer and a sleeve tattoo basically your an outsider .. and the girls are hot "instagram famous" sluts that think they the ****

that aside , we have a guy that literally goes to everyone and says " can i work in ?" loads it with more weight doesnt matter what it is and does **** quarter of a quarter rep and moves on in his 10 exercise circuit
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Originally Posted By Mr.Suppish
my gym if you dont have a stringer and a sleeve tattoo basically your an outsider .. and the girls are hot "instagram famous" sluts that think they the ****

that aside , we have a guy that literally goes to everyone and says " can i work in ?" loads it with more weight doesnt matter what it is and does **** quarter of a quarter rep and moves on in his 10 exercise circuit
lol do we go to the same gym? I got a dude there exactly like that
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Originally Posted By mjf100215
I've got a bunch. Here's a few.

Dry humper:
Guy that wears compression underwear (not shorts) as shorts with his tshirt tucked in. He lays face down to foam roll his inner thigh while laying on a vibrating table and gently rolls forward and back basically dry humping the foam roller.

The Italian Trainwreck:
Boxer guy who comes in official boxing shorts that would be worn in a fight, boxing shoes laced up, and hand wraps on to do his entire lifting routine. No boxing training. Picture him benching with giant puffy wrapped hands.

The Neanderthal:
Unshowered long haired neanderthal that smells up the entire gym that for every set has to yell during each rep of every set from the first warm up set of 10 lbs up to his working weights. His stench can be enjoyed throughout the gym.
Originally Posted By Sarevoke75
5'5 manlet who wears the SAME THING every single day. Disgusting white tank (it's a shade of yellow now), groce gym shorts, mma gloves, AND a fanny pack lol. This dude hasn't seen a shower in a year, smells like death when you go 5 feet near him.
Spends an hour on the TRX every day, just swinging around and doin half-ass pushups. Proceeds to punch a bag for another hour with no form or stance or anything. Just casually wailing away at it.
Uses a Walkman CD player too.

Only conversation I've ever had with him, standing behind him while he slurp sucks the water fountain, he turns around and asks
"Hi what's your favorite kind of water"
uhhh Poland Springs?
"Mines this one." goes back to slurping and mouth ****ing the water fountain.

I left after that.
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Theres a dude that is actually pretty fookin cut but dresses weird as chit. Probably 6'3" super pale white, super black hole dark Asian style spikey hair, black tank top with black sweater underneath and black cargo shorts with black studded belt. He also wears incredibly thick black eyeliner and eyeshadow. I can't tell if he's a tranny or not. The dude just creeps me out
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At my one gym its this guy that makes up the craziest chit. He'll use the cable machines and do curls but he'll do it on one leg. Or he'll get one of those half medicine ball thinks for balancing and balance on there while doing curls. He walks around the gym carrying or dragging the weirdest chit. Like he'll have this thick ass rope and he'll tie weights to it and carry it around lolz. But he doesn't cause any harm and is courteous.

Now at my other gym there's a crew that rolls in 10 deep and hogs everything. All fat AF but they think they're jacked. Think Mexican Jason Blahas.

It was busy last night. I'm doing dumbbell curls right in front of the weight rack cuz there's no room. One chick from the crew walks right into me trying to put her weight back when I'm in the middle of a set. She goes excuseeeee meeeee. I said when I'm done. She goes your standing right in front! I said yea it's busy walk around. She pushed right through me. I said hey that's not where those weights go. She put 15lb dumbbells in the 35lb spot. And I said counting is hard huh?

She immediately ratted me out to her Mexican crew and I thought ah **** here we go. Nobody said chit though. ****ing people mane.
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