I remember a guy who used to train at my gym a few years back wearing full karate gear and doing kicks and drills between every set. He did them in the weight room too, between machines and dumbbells. I was new to the gym so didnt think much of it. Looking back it was strange as fuk lmaoo! No karate dojo anywhere close either!

got the same guy in my uni gym but instead of sneezing he sits on machines and makes it look like he's resting before his next set until someone asks him how many sets he has left and then moves onto the next one and than the next and the next lmao

lot of contenders but for now I'm gonna say "Kramer", dude seems to literally LIVE in one of the shower stalls, seems like he's always there at least for hours everyday and don't think I ever saw him anywhere else in the gym much less working out, seems like I always pass him when I first get to gym and walk by shower area to go pee and then he's still in there if I go pee before I leave, curtains r mostly closed but can tell it's same dude from his flip flops and towel plus by now everyone recognizes his feet

worked out at the local gym in my hometown, a cousin about 10 years old than me found out about it, not many people go there, and he starts driving 30 minutes 5 times a week to work out where i do

guy is 320 lbs 5'11'' bald with a beard, stereotypical overweight powerlifter

constantly correct everyone's form

start to notice he places his obese son on a pedestal, acts like a bouncer for gym goers who stray too close to the boy

always outfitted in the latest fat gripz, elbow sleeves, knee wraps for 1/4 rep squats with 500 lbs

annoying AF constant bro-science lectures ranging from '15 minute cardio session will kill your gains' to the newest addition to the big 3 lifts with 'EZ bar curls with chains'

turns out he has been kicked out of all the gyms in his city

he is the reason planet fitness exists

i now have home gym

have this kid with Asperger's..he is always talking and pointing to himself in the mirror. super fukking weird

what is his misc username?

LMAO ded. Idk why I laughed so hard at that. Reps on r/c I'll get you later

did you let him know that if its a clarkman dispoal, you've got to dismantle the latch hasp from the auxiliary drainage line. manual says mainline but its a misprint

I'm probably the weirdest guy at my gym honestly. I drink redbull or preworkout (sometimes both lol) before lifting and I'm wide eyed and zoned for an hour or two while everyone else is relaxed. I don't care enough though, I'm making hella gains this year so it's worth it lmao.

Probably me lately. Training to do this 5 summit in a day hike. cant be on the trails every day so I have been using the treadmill at the gym. Of course I need to train with all of my hiking crap on as thats part of it, back pack, hiking shoes, hat, and all so i probably look pretty crazy.

Super jacked dude at my gym that screams "I'm a real n" and "can't nobody f with me" during every set. SRS

Had 'flexing for reps' dude at my gym today. Kept repping those chest and arm flexes in the mirror. He was also the 'loud grunt' guy too. Every rep for every exercise had to have a LOUD grunt. Had to turn my headphones all the way up. Pretty sure he just wanted people to look at him.

This is me lol. All of my pre workout contains DMAA or DMHA (********/ephedrine kinda).hahahahahhahaha


omg that's gold

1. This extremely tall dude who wears an elevation mask and yells at anyone who talks to him. Very aggressive guy, but kind once you get to know him. He's a bouncer so I guess his demeanor helps but he needs to chill sometimes srs.

2. Some dude who comes in and does quarter reps on all the machines. Don't know why he does that, but he does.

Guy at mine sticks is finger between his arse cheeks between sets and then has a good sniff.

Also have a guy that brings in a large case. Opens it up and puts on these special kind of boots. Then proceeds to climb the pull up bar and hook his boots to it. Then swings upside down for minutes at a time. The whole cable system that the pull up bar is on is rocking at this time.

Only a matter of time before he goes flying off of it.

Probably me when Im off of DMAA and I mix it with alcohol, I get the crazy Charlie Manson eyes, scratch my arms contasntly and never stand still

Johnny and Ted always fukking in the shower while I'm changing. They eventually heard me and Ted pretended he was listening to the mortal kombat theme.

what the actual fukI've mixed Mesomorph (75mg DMAA) with vodka and jesus Christ I thought I was going to die

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brb need to check this out

i was thinking of ordering some today.

I've been going to my gym for nearly a decade. Its a small gym in the suburbs and everyone knows one another. I have never said a word to a person there besides the front desk lady when I pay my membership once a year.

I'm probably the wierdest one. Or I'm a legend. Or both.

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I may just get this lol. Reps on r/c thanks for the suggestion!

No problem, hopefully we dont die lulz

Leave that man alone he's just trying to test out Batman's equipment.

I go to a local chain gym and no matter which location I go to there's always at least one middle aged lady either dressed in business wear or a semi trashy going out look (heels, jeans, tank top, 80s purse and hair)

Or heels, and a straight up pant and suit

They sit on the adduction machine ( the vag machine)
For a solid hour then leave.

Nothing else just that. I don't even mind it just weirds me out that they're in formal or going out clothes.




The shadow boxer sounds familiar and is usually doing arms on the smith machine.

Location: Florida.

Crackhead Batman

There are a number of them from back when I lifted at a gym, got my own home equipment now.

One Inch Willy

Average dad build, white guy. The guy would set the tricep pulldown machine to the entire rack and then use every shred of his being to pull the thing down about an inch and then he would violently do one inch repetitions while making a sound like this: UNNHH UNNHHH UNNHHHH UNHHHHH UNHHHH and he'd do that probably 15 times per set.

The Good Boy aka PTSD guy

Husky, stocky build, white guy. This guy was clearly ex military and had been through some seriously mind warping shyt. He would pace around the gym after each set of whatever exercise he was doing and he would talk to himself and say: "I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a GOOD BOY." Then he would proceed to the next set.

The Silent Assassin

Skinny business professional type with a Norwood 0 hairline, tan white dude. This guy did marathon workouts and he did light weight squats every single day. He obviously had a high fiber diet because as soon as you walked near the squat rack you were in the jungle, baby. That's right. There was so much fiber in his diet I got diarrhea from inhaling one of his farts. The worst part is he would make conversation and you had to keep yourself from laughing and / or gagging on the smell of his farts, but the look in his eyes revealed that he knew that you could smell his vile toxins.

America's Got Talent

Average height, slightly overweight, bald black guy. This guy would come in with head phones and do the same exercise every single time, he never, EVER did anything else. Lat pull downs. He would set the weight to the full stack and row row row the boat as hard as he fukking could while whisper singing. Then he would get off the machine, stand next to it and then dance while whisper singing with his eyes closed. One time I tried to ask him if he was done with the machine and he either couldn't hear me, or pretended not to hear me, so I just started using the machine, his eyes remained closed.

Staring Problem Mongoloid

Blue eyed albino looking kid that had a staring problem. I got sick and tired of it after three days straight and then mad dogged him every single time I saw him, he eventually stopped showing up.

Joey Pederast

Old guy with a skin tight jump suit and his ass hanging out. Tells every one stories about how he bangs tons of young hotties on the regular and complains about prices.

Tom and Jerry

The weirdest combination I've ever encountered. HUGE, JACKED black dude with a bodybuilder physique and an old perverted white guy with the physique of a soccer ball. They watch porno on the black guy's phone together in the gym at maximum volume.

Stinky

Hippy child of rich wealthy couple, in his 40s, doesn't drive, doesn't have a job, looks like a drifter, wears open toe footwear sometimes with toenails long and robust enough to be diving boards. Tends to smell like he just woke up in a fukking dumpster and would be the real life rat king from teenage mutant ninja turtles. He only does cardio and likes to recoup after his workouts by drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes.

Not really weird, but a funny eccentric fulla


He's a trainer and in good shape, but it's fun to observe him.


- Has longish hair and he changes it up for the evening and night - first look is a poverty manbun. Second is he ties it up from the top of his head so it looks like a coconut palm is growing out of his head nomsayin.
- He stalks around his client when they do exercises - Meaning he'll move around and sometimes go even as far back as 5-10 feet away to observe them, which makes no fukkin sense because you can see their form from more than half that distance he needs to go.
-He's always taking selfies of himself when he doesnt have anyone to train
-Once laid a dumbbell on the ground and rolled it across the floor while videoing it.


I found his ******** too

-Has pictures of himself that hes taken while in gym or while he's about
-Each caption either has some deep philisophical quote that has no relevance to the pic or he captions it just with "For you" (bane motherfukker .. big guy for you lmao)
-Promotes himself as a life coach
-Has a twink son that he trains, son wears the shortest and tightest of shorts (actually a bit off putting).. It's actually pretty cool to see the dad not give a fuk if his son is a *******, but could be because he's so self absorbed in his own world that he doesnt see his sons cry for attention lmao