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post 1491935031 04-21-2017, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted By bongowongo
OP is not a ******* this time, but instead is a bitch because his gf must have trained him well.





But srs ... Does the dog listen to your commands?

Does it get angry if you try to touch her?


What kind of tricks does it do?


Also are the ears cropped? I thought that was illegal?
This is my first time being around one. It sort of listens to me but I don't know the commands that well. This ones still a puppy so she sometimes gets too excited to listen.

she's a super sweet dog and the ears are not cropped

No traditional tricks. But she can jump out of or into a moving car and rip out a throat
post 1491935141 04-21-2017, 10:23 AM
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your GF trains dogs, just buy cheaper dog, train dog and you have 80k dog
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post 1491935251 04-21-2017, 10:24 AM
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The people I got my Doberman pup from train some of their dogs for this. Might do some light training but that level it takes full time training pretty much. Plus when most people see those types of dogs, they stay away anyway.
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post 1491936271 04-21-2017, 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted By rocketfish
your GF trains dogs, just buy cheaper dog, train dog and you have 80k dog
This. That side hustle. Have your GF train some on the side. Keep one and sell the others. Profit.
post 1491937461 04-21-2017, 10:48 AM
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Guess this is more for political/celebrity status protection. 80k is an absurd price. You can get a French Ring Champion for 15k - 20k. YouTube French Ring.
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post 1491937781 04-21-2017, 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted By motivat3d
Guess this is more for political/celebrity status protection. 80k is an absurd price. You can get a French Ring Champion for 15k - 20k. YouTube French Ring.
People pay it is all I know
post 1491938651 04-21-2017, 10:59 AM
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Mirin hard but 80k? No fukin way, guess it if I was on that CEO time I would consider it.

I will have a doberman in the future. Brb walking a dog that looks like it came from the bowels of hell. Everyone steers clear of you.
post 1491938751 04-21-2017, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Vhagar
People pay it is all I know
Hell yeah. Kudos to your girl too, she must be fearless of dogs. Some of those little ****ers can be vicious.

Not to get off topic. Had a trainer who had trained a Dogo for a family. The looks alone on a Dogo would put fear in someone but with training? Scary.
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post 1491938891 04-21-2017, 11:01 AM
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post 1491939011 04-21-2017, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted By LegDayLol
RIP your testicles if you cheat on your GF
He's safe. They go for arms or legs.
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post 1491939191 04-21-2017, 11:06 AM
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That's a great looking shepard, man I love good looking huskys/shepards/labs etc.. too bad I don't have a farm/acreage.
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post 1491939351 04-21-2017, 11:09 AM
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My neg for pics on page one.

What libtard planet is this guy from?
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keeping guns around your dog is really stupid
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post 1491939861 04-21-2017, 11:14 AM
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my ups driver said that a german shepherd was chasing one of his coworkers and bit his trailing arm. completely shattered both bones and permafukked him

i've seen them pop tennis balls on the first bite

can only imagine how much damage they'd do in a real attack situation

my pupper is a 95lb intact shepherd/malamute on drugs. inb4 he reks me
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post 1491940431 04-21-2017, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted By keyboardworkout
My neg for pics on page one.

What libtard planet is this guy from?



Edit: He's Canadian lmfao

Forgot I already repped you but I tried to counter your neg
Originally Posted By motivat3d
He's safe. They go for arms or legs.
I don't think one would attack me

The dog has to perceive some level of threat to it's handler. I don't think it can be aimed like a weapon just because.
post 1491941631 04-21-2017, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted By PLANETGETLOW
I'll stick with my .357, AK, and M4
Yea really. Stick a Glock in your pants. $500
post 1491942061 04-21-2017, 11:35 AM
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post 1491942491 04-21-2017, 11:39 AM
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The look in his eyes you can just tell he bangs your girl OP,

He sits on the couch with those dead eyes because he knows he is the true alpha in the room.
post 1491942641 04-21-2017, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted By FastBack6
Yea really. Stick a Glock in your pants. $500
Yeah hopefully that glock can detect someone sneaking into your house in middle of the night with a baseball bat and alert you.
Belief without evidence is a fools game.

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Very cool Opie... I have a friend of mine that somehow ended up adopting an ex police dog (German Shepard as well). Dude was amazing.... he also had a specific German word that was his command to attack that dickhead wont tell me.
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put a misc hat on her


it's funny how he just stays there, like a piece of decoration or something.Does she move ?
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Originally Posted By Savux
The look in his eyes you can just tell he bangs your girl OP,

He sits on the couch with those dead eyes because he knows he is the true alpha in the room.
well it's a she so
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Originally Posted By Vhagar
this was not a GF or advice thread



so this is all you get
10/10 ponytail, wood sniff discretely in public
Originally Posted By Vhagar
She'll just follow them around like a totally normal dog. Unless she's given code words or sees a threat
Is there a master code that overrides the codes the owners have so your GF can rob celebrities?
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Originally Posted By Kiop
It's lower than you think.
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Originally Posted By Layne205
10/10 ponytail, wood sniff discretely in public



Is there a master code that overrides the codes the owners have so your GF can rob celebrities?
lol no I don't think so
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Originally Posted By 1slo5oh
Very cool Opie... I have a friend of mine that somehow ended up adopting an ex police dog (German Shepard as well). Dude was amazing.... he also had a specific German word that was his command to attack that dickhead wont tell me.
Even if you knew the dog probably wouldn't listen. You don't have the bond or dominance over him. He'd probably look at you funny.
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