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Originally Posted By 2thTEE82⏩

Since you're a meat eater and also smart, you would've been a great choice for Beast but Beast has already been "claimed" so you'll be this other beast, who is more deadly, powerful and huge in size. I'm drastically upgrading you from your current borderline manlet height of 5'9 to this whopping fukkin 7'0 ft gargantuan motherfukker - you areRomulus. Little is known about you. You've been shown, however, to be extremely intelligent with connections with various governments and government programs. You were ultimately behind the Weapon X Program. Given your great lifespan, and the few instances revealed about your past, you're an exceptional warrior, planner and tactician.

You are the first specimen of "Lupus Sapiens", an old species of beings that evolved from wolves instead of apes. You've been alive for thousands of years (you're score count with getting hole is over 1,000,000). What we do know of you that have been revealed, presumably by you yourself, to Wolverine in dreams. Wolverine's first dream depicts you as a shadowy figure standing astride a mountain top. I'm pretty sure that this is some sort of wet/sex dream that Wolvie's having of you so I'll stop right now (I mean, can you blame him for having this dream to begin with?! You're fukkin 7'0 ft, I'm sure he's wondering how huge of a "weapen" you're packing down there). You seem to be the Alpha (fuk yea!) to every lupine mutant, like Wolverine, Sabretooth, Wolfsbane, Feral, Wild Child and Thornn. Wild Child even goes as far to call you "my master" (what a sprung ass sloot).

Your powers & abilities:

- Adamantium laced skeleton & retractable claws
- Regenerative healing factor
- Superhuman senses, strength, stamina, speed, agility, reflexes, endurance & longevity
- Animalistic traits
- Telepathy
- Skilled combatant & strategist

5'9 manlet

feels batman

, thx for the upgrade

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indian crew
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Originally Posted By sooby⏩

5'9 manlet

feels batman

, thx for the upgrade

With that upgrade, now go out and end the lives of all whom have made mocked you for being a human manlet.

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Anteater crew

Wide hips and puffy nips crew

Originally Posted By DropSetDemon⏩

in af.

5'11
delivery driver.
live off older women crew.

Originally Posted By hoganrulz⏩

5'8''
sports bettor - like everyday, usually just with spare change
enjoy putting snow in my nostrils

Originally Posted By Serb-Muscle⏩

6'1 190lbs
MMA Brah
Serbian
Finance Brah

Originally Posted By tehdingmeister⏩

6'2
Half Asian (Chinese)
Under achiever and self deprecating

Mirin' the effort you're putting in on this

Will hit y'all up soon...

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Originally Posted By DropSetDemon⏩

in af.

5'11
delivery driver.
live off older women crew.

Is a 17,000 sloot old enough for ya? Well, is it? Don't answer just yet. More details about your no glow old sloot later on. Sharing almost the same height (you actually lose 1 inch - be grateful that it's an inch off your height and not off from something *ahem* else, pal), you areChronomanceraka Trevor Fitzroy and you were the bastard son of Anthony Shaw, a wealthy man in the apocalyptic future of Earth-1191. You joined the Academy for Xavier's Security Enforcers (XSE) and engaged in a relationship with Shard (diff older sloot and not the old sloot that was mentioned in the first sentence). You turned out to be a criminal though and was removed from the Academy. Your wealthy father tried to protect you for a while, but when you were caught for murder (oh chit!), even he could no longer protect you. You were captured and arrested by Bishop, Shard's brother and an XSE officer.

Ok, now onto what we've been eagerly waiting for...that 17,000 yr old sloot. You had escaped from prison and became involved with a group known as the Upstarts, a competition set up bySelene (a very powerful mutant sloot who was born 17,000 years ago in central Europe - not gonna lie, would still bang/10)to eliminate her rivals within the Hellfire Club. Lead by the Gamesmaster, the Upstarts had to kill other mutants to receive points. The Upstart with the most points would win the prize; control over the Hellfire Club and the other competitors. To enter the competition, one had to kill a member of the Hellfire Club's Inner Circle (though later members didn't have to). Back in my day, competition sports such as basket & football didn't involve killing your fellow teammates to become the star player but hey, to each his own.

Powers & abilites:

Life-Force Absorption: possesses crystalline hands capable of draining living beings of their life-force, converting it into energy and absorbing it into yourself. Effectively killing your victims, thus disintegrating the body.

Temporal Wormholes: can create portals that could teleport those passing through them across time and space.

Time Alteration: the ability to shift objects into different timeframes, and alter the flow of time to return people or objects into a previous incarnation.

Temporal Stasis: the ability to freeze people in a type of stasis (misc rapist strikes again!)

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Originally Posted By hoganrulz⏩

5'8''
sports bettor - like everyday, usually just with spare change
enjoy putting snow in my nostrils

Status:
Rep Power:

The 3 given info provided = useless now

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MMMC

"Life isn't about finding yourself; it's about creating yourself."
- George Bernard Shaw

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Originally Posted By Serb-Muscle⏩

6'1 190lbs
MMA Brah
Serbian
Finance Brah

Since Serbian Film was such a fukked up film and not for the faint of heart, I'm holding you responsible for your people for even coming up with such a twisted & insensitive story line to begin with. Sharing very similar stats with this mutant (you'll lose an inch & 10 lbs), you areMister Sensitiveaka Guy Smith and you've got a pretty fukked up child hood - it's actually something very Serbian Film-like, in the sense that it's a bit on the dark side but just not quite that drastic, srs. You initially took the codename "The Orphan" because you believed that you were orphaned in what appeared to be an accidental fire that ravaged your home when you were 3 years old. However, you later discovered that your parents were alive and serving jail time for starting the fire in an attempt to kill their unwanted mutant child (those bastards!). Distraught, you tried to kill yourself by pointing a revolver at your temple; however, there was only one bullet in the cylinder. Russian roulette became your nightly ritual, and you accepted your candidacy to X-Force hoping that the team's high mortality rate would speed your death along (don't worry, we're all gonna make it bruh). Though you were a new member to X-Force, you were appointed leader of the team (fuk yea!); you held the position until you were replaced by the Anarchist (that sneaky motherfukker...). Despite your suicidal tendencies, you had a high regard for human life, and you were the team's most genuinely heroic member and bitches just loves them a hero.

Powers & abilities:

You have a variety of 'em. The most obvious aspects of your mutation are your purple skin and two antennae protruding from your forehead (forgot to mention that earlier but bro, you look like an alien). With your 2 protruding antennae, you some day hope to have a 3, stick all 3 of your erect appendages into 3 willing holes - that is on your bucket list for 2017. You possess superhuman enhanced senses and a radar-like detection ability from your antennae. You can sense vulnerability, whether emotional or physical, and possessed a corresponding superhuman reflex/reaction rate and level of coordination. If exposed to too much external stimuli, your senses would overload and you would have a seizure so that's why you're on your 70th day of "No Fap/No Porn". You relied on meditation to help alleviate the constant pain (for even a fine mist felt like needles stabbing your skin) until Professor X developed a special suit and ointment to dull your senses and allow you to live a normal life.

Having spent time training in Asia learning various martial arts, you're also an extremely capable hand-to-hand fighter. You were noticeably able to strike at "nerve points" with superhuman accuracy, paralyzing enemies or putting them to sleep and was also able to levitate, which was explained as an extremely difficult martial arts skill you actually mastered due to your perfect control over your own senses.

The small pic in the top left corner is of you when masked:

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Originally Posted By tehdingmeister⏩

6'2
Half Asian(Chinese)
Under achiever and self deprecating

Mirin' the effort you're putting in on this

Since you're of mixed nationalities, you are Shinobi Shaw. Hmmm, "Shaw"..."Shaw"...I bet you're thinking right now that you've heard that name before and even though I'm not Indian but let me tell you that yes...yes, you have heard of that name if you have watched X-Men: First Class cuz yo' daddy was in that movie. As a child, you grew up the illegitimate child of Sebastian Shaw (yo daddy) and an unnamed mother (mostly likely some random Japanese sloot). Since you spent most of the time with your mom, your father considered you a "sissy" (that bastard!) and showed little to no respect for you going so far as to never truly consider you a legitimate heir (that motherfukkin ass hole!). You grew up in a world of wealth and knew the who's who of society thanks to attendance at the many Hellfire Club meetings. Through them, you met the future Angel and X-man Warren Worthington the 3rd and Tony Stark the future Avenger Iron Man among others. Your mother died soon however and you were sent to a boarding school so your father could concentrate on more important matters so it's no surprise that as you grew up, you became an insecure and cruel man, longing for nothing less than the very death of your dad and to usurp everything he had.

Your childhood haunted you though and despite making friends across the globe in the Yakuza and Matsuo Tsurayaba, you fell into a hedonistic and decadent lifestyle (fuk yea, brah - banging sloots & drinking 24/7!) which slowly unraveled your new empire around you. During your brief control of the Hellfire Club, you assumed the mantle of the Black King, which was previously your dad's code name too. Eager to return the Inner Circle to its former glory, you approached the hot and sexy \Betsy Braddock (aka Psylocke) and Warren Worthington (aka Angel), attempting to convince them to become a part of the Inner Circle. Both X-Men refused, however. You also tried to enlist Ororo Munroe (aka Storm) as a member, but she also refused. Even though your childhood kind of sucked, your powers are quite impressive and somewhat makes up for it (slight cope).

Powers & abilities:

Molecular Density Manipulation: The ability to alter the density of your own body which can make yourself intangible and pass through solid objects. You can also heighten your body's density, making you diamond-hard, including your penis (bitches love a diamond hard penis, you lucky bastard!) which gives you a resistance to injury. You have an interphasing touch which allows you to scramble the molecules of whatever you touches (this gives you a high and you touch yourself quite often...in fact, you're most likely touching yourself right now.

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Powerbuilder

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Originally Posted By TheSpectre⏩

6'1"
Sarcastic AF
Can still name all 151 original pokemon from memory

Sharing the same height at 6'1, you areUnus the Untouchable(yes, that's an actual mutant character, srs) and by your mortal enemies & foes, they enjoy calling you Anus the Touchable cuz well, ya know, they think that you're into self bung hole play and all that butt related chit and they spread those rumors to everyone they've encountered with and THAT, good sir, is why they're your mortal enemies. Moving on....you were born Angelo Unuscione in Milan, Italy but later legally changed your name to Gunther Bain when you came to the United States. Once in America, you sought out the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants to join them. You turned criminal and fought the X-Men alongside the group. During the battle, your powers were enhanced by a shot fired from Beast's gun, increasing your power beyond your ability to control it, which caused a bit of stress for you, so you promised to reform and your normal power level was restored by the Beast. You became a good friend of the Blob and you both teamed up together on various schemes, such as posing as the X-Men and framing them for robbery, before you both went your separate ways.

Your powers & abilities:

Repulsion Field: invisible psionic field around yourself. This field could deflect and stop objects or projectiles. You can also use this field to move or push people or things. You can mentally control the field and make it as thick or as thin as you wished and trust me, you've tried to physically change the girth of your wiener with this power but to no avail. You could even open a portion of the field to grab items or hit people. The limits of the field had not yet been determined, although it was shown to withstand direct hits from an enraged Hulk.

You recently inhaled the Terrigen Mist which brought your powers back and evolved them to an advanced degree. You powers are so enhanced that your shield, which was usually invisible, became visible. Your shield, now a pinkish shiny color is able to withstand the devastating blows of Karnak and other weapons of mass destruction. However, your powers became so advanced that your shield began to block out radio waves, sound waves, air, light waves, and other things. I know man, fuk...there's always a catch to these type of chits.

You also like to wrestle.

You being shot at as you're doing your robbery swag:

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300 Forever

Originally Posted By dizzin9⏩

- chicken & rice
- <<<<<<
- anything that is not ghey

Originally Posted By 2thTEE82⏩

From your avi, I see that you want to be a horse so you are ahorse, one of the horses of Apocalypse's four horsemen team. Magneto will be riding you and you will obey his every command without any questionable doubt. You can fly as your being ridden.

Giddy up, pal.

You were the 2nd brah to post in this thread so at the time, I was just chittin around and to be honest, didn't put any real effort to choosing "your" mutant (you were mutantized into a horse to be ridden on FFS!) so you know what? I'm gonna DO you good and I'm gonna DO you good right now.

Sharing practically the same height (you gain 1 inch), you areX-Man(no, you're not THE original mutant of the X-Men) aka Nathaniel Grey. Mister Sinister (a supervillian bad ass) genetically engineered you, which you were created to be the ultimate telepath and telekinetic, using DNA from his foster son Scott Summers aka Cyclops (betcha didn't know Mr Sin was Cyclops' foster daddy, huh?) and the captured Jean Grey. You were named Nathan Grey, after your creator, Mister Sinister and Jean Grey. You were grown in a test tube (haha) in Sinister's lab and was only let out every few years in order to test his growing progress. Even during these few instances where you were out of your test tube, Mister Sinister could see that you had enormous powers of telepathy and telekinesis that made you potentially the most powerful mutant on Earth (yeeeeaaaa buuuuddy!). These incredibly high power levels convinced Mister Sinister that a "fail-safe" should be built into you.

When you were in your teens, you managed to escape from your test tube, with some help from Scott Summers, and no memory of your origin. You were soon found by a group of mutant rebels, who were disguised as a theater troupe so that they could secretly help humans. The leader of this team was Forge, who you viewed as a father figure. Shortly after joining the rebel group, You grew disillusioned with life and your role in it. You wanted to know what your limits werebut was warned not to use your powers by Forge, who was worried that Apocalypse (this bad motherfukker needs no re-introduction) might take notice if you used your powers often. You were starting to rebel more and more, which resulted in two more members for the group of rebels: Teresa, a mutant with sonic powers, and the mysterious Essex, who claimed to have worked in Apocalypse's factories and now wanted to stop his former master.

Essex kept urging you to use your powers more and more, secretly fueling your rebellious feelings. As Forge had feared, your power eventually attracted Apocalypse's pet telepath, the Shadow King. The Shadow King told Apocalypse of you, who then sent his personal assassins to either capture or kill you (ooooh hellll no). Your managed to beat them after a few deaths on both sides. After the battle, Forge realized that Essex wasn't to be trusted, and confronted him. Essex killed Forge, then revealed that he was actually Mister Sinister in disguise, and told you of your origin. Sinister tried to convince you to go fight Apocalypse, but you attacked Mister Sinister and mortally wounded him.

Powers & abilities (and there's an ass load of 'em too):

- Astral Plane Tap: Ability to Tap into the virtually unlimited psychic resources of the astral plane in order to manipulate matter and energy (even down to the molecular level) and up to a potentially unlimited scale.

- Telepathy

- Telekinesis: capable of very fine control over objects down to the molecular level. You can telekinetically move the chemicals in someone's brain around, you can disassemble complex devices explosively (separating every last component, such as screws, nuts, circuit boards, etc.), and just as quickly and easily assemble complex devices. This also enabled you to even attain awareness and control over objects as small as individual electrons in an atom.

- Concussive Blasts: Can project your telekinetic energies as powerful blast beams directed from your brains that could apparently affect matter with concussive force.

- Flight

- Intangibility: Could phase through solid matter by mentally shifting your molecules around another object's as you move forward.

- Telekinetic Holograms: your mental fine motor skills are so acute that he can mentally manipulate dust particles and water vapor to refract lightwaves and create holograms.

- Electromagnetic Pulses: can channel the Earth's magnetic field through the electro-current of your brain and generate devastating electromagnetic pulses.

- Dimensional Teleportation: able to transport yourself to any location and even into other dimensions by mentally bending the dimensional barriers that separate one reality from another.

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Bench: 115 x 1
Squat: 95 x 2
Deadlift: 135 x 2

Doesn't even lift makes fun of people on bodybuilding site crew.
Informs you that your PR doesn't count due to "bad form" crew.

Originally Posted By rectifryer⏩

5'10 / 203 lbs / 15-17% bf /Engineer/ Hates heights / loves fast cars & guitars /watched his dad murder his mom when he was young

This mutant's mom also died when he was young but the cause of her death wasn't by his dad but it was still caused by someone within the family - you areBlack Pantheraka T'Challa. You're the first biological son of T'Chaka, King of the African Nation of Wakanda. Your mother, N'Yami, died while giving birth to you and your adopted older brother, Hunter, blamed you for her death. As a teen, you were sent on the Wakandan rite of passage in which you were sent off to roam the land. You wererescued by a young orphan girl named Ororo Munroe (aka Storm), who used her mutant powers to control the weather to take out your would-be kidnappers - in other words, she saved your twink ass from getting raped. You both shared a romance and spent much time together, however, your duties as a prince prevented you both from further exploring their burgeoning mutual attraction. Fast forward in time, you married and banged Storm and then later had to fight her and the X-Men over some serious chit that was happening in Wakanda, the country that Storm was the Queen in. Since she chose her "bros" over her ho (not saying that you're a ho but you know what I mean) during this battle and had sided with the X-Men, the people of Wakanda felt betrayed and as a result, the High Priest of Wakanda annulled your marriage.

Powers & abilities:

- Super genius intelligence and you have superhuman speed, strength, acute senses, stamina, durability, healing, agility & reflexes.

- Master Inventor: you can invent various devices with special properties when needed. While not all of your inventions are as good as others made by Tony Stark (aka Iron Man) and so on, you possess engineering abilities and intellect that makes you a peer and has proven to be able to invent and create weaponry that rivals their engineering capabilities. You can also duplicate practically any other technologies after learning how they work or by glancing at the designs.

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