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I Think I've got SamsBolton a Date (Pics) (Vitginity Loss) (GTFIH!!!)
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I Think I've got SamsBolton a Date (Pics) (Vitginity Loss) (GTFIH!!!)
So, knowing our Sam was a desperate, unloveable virgin I made him a Pof.
I used his pics off here and think I put his personality across well enough.


Updated:
Spoiler!
Anyway, surprisingly 13 people want to meet the sad kunt but am I fuk paying £10 to find out who they are so I decided to message someone.
This guy looked like Santa, so he seemed the most approachable.


Anyway I got talking to him and there may be some common ground with the bond thing but his lack of love for golf may be a stickin point. Wut do misc?

And Sam, at least someone thinks you look good stretching out.
I used his pics off here and think I put his personality across well enough.


Updated:
Spoiler!

Anyway, surprisingly 13 people want to meet the sad kunt but am I fuk paying £10 to find out who they are so I decided to message someone.
This guy looked like Santa, so he seemed the most approachable.


Anyway I got talking to him and there may be some common ground with the bond thing but his lack of love for golf may be a stickin point. Wut do misc?

And Sam, at least someone thinks you look good stretching out.
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05-13-2017, 10:50 AM
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U look good stretching out
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hahahahahahahhahahahha
You forgot about the slazenger socks he likes those even more than yellow hats
You forgot about the slazenger socks he likes those even more than yellow hats
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05-13-2017, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Khaloyan⏩
I think he's in his 60s but I dropped the age a bit to give him a chance.He really 58 ?
Originally Posted By NotANun21⏩
**** sake! It was staring me in the face as well. Editing his profile now.hahahahahahahhahahahha
You forgot about the slazenger socks he likes those even more than yellow hats
You forgot about the slazenger socks he likes those even more than yellow hats
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05-13-2017, 11:12 AM
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Lol...red repped...
05-13-2017, 11:24 AM
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Inb4 you go to jail for fraudulent impersonation and actually meet the guy youre talking to who is in there for gay raping
05-13-2017, 11:28 AM
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Lold IRL at the serious accident, 130kg, marathon part. I remember that thread hahaha
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Originally Posted By W1LLW⏩
There's a callout thread kicking around where the retard said he had a serious accident recently but ran a marathon straight after. The accident turned out to have happened about 10 years before the marathon.i have a feeling i'm drastically unaware.
You had to be there.
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Originally Posted By Melis689⏩
It's almost like he doesn't want comfy times with Mr. Claus or something.Sam pls..
Haway Sam! You're well in there!
You can jam on Moonraker and spoon.
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Respond with"you know what looks better stretched out
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Originally Posted By zeronotyethero⏩
I'm not sure I want to go down that road with Pervert Santa. If he shows me his Christmas pudding that's the entire festive season ruined for me.Respond with"you know what looks better stretched out
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Lol, forgot they could attach pics to convos in POF. Could turn south real quick, no pun intended.I'm not sure I want to go down that road with Pervert Santa. If he shows me his Christmas pudding that's the entire festive season ruined for me.
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Originally Posted By zeronotyethero⏩
Aye, if he winds up showing me what's in his sack I doubt it'll be a PS1 and some Lego.Lol, forgot they could attach pics to convos in POF. Could turn south real quick, no pun intended.
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Lmao in! Where you at Sam?
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While we're waiting, pick one and give me a message to send Misc.

InB4 it's obviously the tranny on Fat Lenny's ab routine.

InB4 it's obviously the tranny on Fat Lenny's ab routine.
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Originally Posted By Tone92z⏩
Two reasons...This is keen.
Why don't you set up a misc donation fund to pay the £10?
Why don't you set up a misc donation fund to pay the £10?
1. Only retards pay for Pof, so as a matter of principal I'd avoid it.
2. If you imbeciles send me £10 I'm going to spend it on pizza.
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05-13-2017, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Top left.InB4 it's obviously the tranny on Fat Lenny's ab routine.
"Let me polish your head like one of my golf balls."
Or top 3rd along. Tell him you don't like his coat and send him a link for a slazenger one.
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Originally Posted By MattBro95⏩
Top left.
"Let me polish your head like one of my golf balls."
Or top 3rd along. Tell him you don't like his coat and send him a link for a slazenger one.
"Let me polish your head like one of my golf balls."
Or top 3rd along. Tell him you don't like his coat and send him a link for a slazenger one.

Would've done third along but I don't think you can send links. Anti-spam measure.
And if anyone wants to get that donation fund going, I could really use a fking parmo tbh.
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