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» I Think I've got SamsBolton a Date (Pics) (Vitginity Loss) (GTFIH!!!)
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post 1504644731 05-13-2017, 10:47 AM
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I Think I've got SamsBolton a Date (Pics) (Vitginity Loss) (GTFIH!!!)

So, knowing our Sam was a desperate, unloveable virgin I made him a Pof.

I used his pics off here and think I put his personality across well enough.



Updated:

Spoiler!

Anyway, surprisingly 13 people want to meet the sad kunt but am I fuk paying £10 to find out who they are so I decided to message someone.

This guy looked like Santa, so he seemed the most approachable.





Anyway I got talking to him and there may be some common ground with the bond thing but his lack of love for golf may be a stickin point. Wut do misc?



And Sam, at least someone thinks you look good stretching out.
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post 1504644891 05-13-2017, 10:50 AM
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U look good stretching out
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post 1504645941 05-13-2017, 11:02 AM
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He really 58 ?
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post 1504646181 05-13-2017, 11:06 AM
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hahahahahahahhahahahha

You forgot about the slazenger socks he likes those even more than yellow hats
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post 1504646651 05-13-2017, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Khaloyan
He really 58 ?
I think he's in his 60s but I dropped the age a bit to give him a chance.
Originally Posted By NotANun21
hahahahahahahhahahahha

You forgot about the slazenger socks he likes those even more than yellow hats
**** sake! It was staring me in the face as well. Editing his profile now.
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post 1504646681 05-13-2017, 11:12 AM
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Lol...red repped...
post 1504647951 05-13-2017, 11:24 AM
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Inb4 you go to jail for fraudulent impersonation and actually meet the guy youre talking to who is in there for gay raping
post 1504648301 05-13-2017, 11:28 AM
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Lold IRL at the serious accident, 130kg, marathon part. I remember that thread hahaha
post 1504648651 05-13-2017, 11:31 AM
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wtf
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post 1504648771 05-13-2017, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted By FannySkelper
Lold IRL at the serious accident, 130kg, marathon part. I remember that thread hahaha
Originally Posted By Wh1teDyn0mite
wtf
i have a feeling i'm drastically unaware.
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post 1504650101 05-13-2017, 11:51 AM
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post 1504653501 05-13-2017, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted By W1LLW
i have a feeling i'm drastically unaware.
There's a callout thread kicking around where the retard said he had a serious accident recently but ran a marathon straight after. The accident turned out to have happened about 10 years before the marathon.

You had to be there.
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post 1504662451 05-13-2017, 02:31 PM
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Sam pls..
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post 1504663041 05-13-2017, 02:36 PM
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wow what a sad life you must have op.... jesus christ...
post 1504663071 05-13-2017, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Melis689
Sam pls..
It's almost like he doesn't want comfy times with Mr. Claus or something.

Haway Sam! You're well in there!


You can jam on Moonraker and spoon.
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post 1504663501 05-13-2017, 02:41 PM
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In. You look good stretching out.
post 1504664371 05-13-2017, 02:50 PM
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Respond with"you know what looks better stretched out"
post 1504664521 05-13-2017, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted By zeronotyethero
Respond with"you know what looks better stretched out"
I'm not sure I want to go down that road with Pervert Santa. If he shows me his Christmas pudding that's the entire festive season ruined for me.
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post 1504664701 05-13-2017, 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth
I'm not sure I want to go down that road with Pervert Santa. If he shows me his Christmas pudding that's the entire festive season ruined for me.
Lol, forgot they could attach pics to convos in POF. Could turn south real quick, no pun intended.
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Originally Posted By zeronotyethero
Lol, forgot they could attach pics to convos in POF. Could turn south real quick, no pun intended.
Aye, if he winds up showing me what's in his sack I doubt it'll be a PS1 and some Lego.
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post 1504665241 05-13-2017, 03:00 PM
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Lmao in! Where you at Sam?
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post 1504665591 05-13-2017, 03:05 PM
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While we're waiting, pick one and give me a message to send Misc.



InB4 it's obviously the tranny on Fat Lenny's ab routine.
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post 1504665791 05-13-2017, 03:08 PM
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Lmao, Sam's gonna be rustled at this
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post 1504666041 05-13-2017, 03:13 PM
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This is keen.
Why don't you set up a misc donation fund to pay the £10?
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Lmao I actually liked that dude and hope he doesn't take this thread too seriously

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post 1504666791 05-13-2017, 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted By Tone92z
This is keen.
Why don't you set up a misc donation fund to pay the £10?
Two reasons...

1. Only retards pay for Pof, so as a matter of principal I'd avoid it.

2. If you imbeciles send me £10 I'm going to spend it on pizza.
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth
InB4 it's obviously the tranny on Fat Lenny's ab routine.
Top left.

"Let me polish your head like one of my golf balls."

Or top 3rd along. Tell him you don't like his coat and send him a link for a slazenger one.
post 1504667091 05-13-2017, 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted By MattBro95
Top left.

"Let me polish your head like one of my golf balls."

Or top 3rd along. Tell him you don't like his coat and send him a link for a slazenger one.



Would've done third along but I don't think you can send links. Anti-spam measure.

And if anyone wants to get that donation fund going, I could really use a fking parmo tbh.
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth



And if anyone wants to get that donation fund going, I could really use a fking parmo tbh.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to AverageKenneth again.
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