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post 1505828251 05-23-2017, 05:49 PM
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My ex was like this, basically non existant. Otherwise a great body. First time in bed, I lost my bonrar immediately upon going there and only feeling nipples, legit thought am i in bed with a tranny? Blamed it on the condom at the time. Afterwards i got used to it and smashing proceeded as normal.
post 1505828351 05-23-2017, 05:52 PM
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i would choose ass over titties like all damn day

recent ex is the opposite with pancake ass and 32H natties

would never fukk a chick with fake tits...just lol @ that
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post 1505828861 05-23-2017, 06:11 PM
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At least ask her to take her bra off during sex, going to crazy lengths to hide small tits just makes things worse.
post 1505829411 05-23-2017, 06:27 PM
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laid with small-breasted chicks before...it didn't bother me that much, but it would've been nice to have something to grab

also a good cleavage kind of turns me on nomsay
post 1505829491 05-23-2017, 06:30 PM
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Dat cleavage is hhnnnngggg

But she's like a 6 at best, a special case of horse face.
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post 1505892831 05-24-2017, 08:47 AM
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[QUOTE=jesusxchrist post_id=1505828001]So why be with her if you're already cheating on her and complaining about her tits...[/QUOTE]Not exclusive brah.

[QUOTE=LeonardShelby post_id=1505828071]If she's that insecure about them she'll probably get implants anyway. Buddy's girl was like that. Does crossfit, ****in amazing ass and legs and was always self conscious about her titties so she got implants.[/QUOTE]A guy can dream...

[QUOTE=HomerJThompson post_id=1505828151]The hot pscycho chick again proves the old saying, hotter the chick the crazier they are. Sounds like she may have been molested to be honest.

Also lol at phucking a chick that never takes her bra off. Its like scenes from movies where the actress wont do nude so they do those sex with bra scenes.[/QUOTE]Believe me brah, it suck lmao.

[QUOTE=BrawnGP post_id=1505828861]At least ask her to take her bra off during sex, going to crazy lengths to hide small tits just makes things worse.[/QUOTE]Thats literally the most awkward conversation i can imagine having in my life right now.

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Dat cleavage is hhnnnngggg

But she's like a 6 at best, a special case of horse face.[/QUOTE]Not at all brah. I think she is gorgeous, and she has the nicest body ive ever seen. Too bad she is a vegan tho. Kind of messes up dinner plans and what not.
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post 1505893281 05-24-2017, 08:52 AM
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As others have already said, she'll most likely end up getting implants.

Personally when it comes to women my #1 weakness is Italian girls.
Can't explain it but the combination of perfectly tanned skin, dark features, and that feisty attitude they usually have is such a huge ****ing turn on for me.
Most are wild in the sack, have AMAZING legs/feet, and if she speaks Italian then that's a hnnnggggggggggg added bonus.
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post 1505893331 05-24-2017, 08:53 AM
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She leaves her bra on and is clearly self concious and aware of her titless chest, so don't bring up any mention of a boob job - that would be crush her lol. The chances are she has implants in mind. Either accept it and make her feel comfortable or move on. Or ask her to wear fake tits during sex.
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post 1505893411 05-24-2017, 08:53 AM
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post 1505893501 05-24-2017, 08:55 AM
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Just rip her bra off while fuking. Always brings the lols.
post 1505893681 05-24-2017, 08:56 AM
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I prefer big As or small Bs honestly. They won't be saggy bags of sand when she gets older
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post 1505894081 05-24-2017, 09:00 AM
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Need two of the three, then its ok.

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Originally Posted By DesiredUser****⏩
I prefer big As or small Bs honestly. They won't be saggy bags of sand when she gets older
What is misc's obsession with how a girl will look in x years? Who gives a fuk? lmfao. I'd prefer DDs in my face right now. I don't care what happens to them in 10 years. I'm not marrying her today.
post 1505894221 05-24-2017, 09:01 AM
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Nick you're in like my misc top 10 but bro.. like bro


No pics bro


Not a good look. Still luv u doe


The other chick is fukkin hnnngh tho. Have you already answered how the booty is? No tits/nice booty is 100% fine in my book. Ass is a must, tits are a bonus
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post 1505894381 05-24-2017, 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted By Comstarr⏩
As others have already said, she'll most likely end up getting implants.

Personally when it comes to women my #1 weakness is Italian girls.
Can't explain it but the combination of perfectly tanned skin, dark features, and that feisty attitude they usually have is such a huge ****ing turn on for me.
Most are wild in the sack, have AMAZING legs/feet, and if she speaks Italian then that's a hnnnggggggggggg added bonus.
You nailed it brah. This chick is TEENY too as well. 105 lbs soaking wet. Only downside is that she is only 21, so not very wild in the sack. But that IUD is a GAME CHANGER.
Originally Posted By TheBrentmeister⏩
She leaves her bra on and is clearly self concious and aware of her titless chest, so don't bring up any mention of a boob job - that would be crush her lol. The chances are she has implants in mind. Either accept it and make her feel comfortable or move on.Or ask her to wear fake tits during sex.
Like the fake boob kit from "Meet the Fockers"?
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Just the tip of the iceberg brah
Originally Posted By CyberSheriff⏩
Just rip her bra off while fuking. Always brings the lols.
Although it would be funny, im not sure thats the best call brah.
Originally Posted By DesiredUser****⏩
I prefer big As or small Bs honestly. They won't be saggy bags of sand when she gets older
I would kill for Bs breh. This chick has like a concave chest. Its really bizarre.
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post 1505894671 05-24-2017, 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted By nick1990⏩
I would kill for Bs breh. This chick has like a concave chest. Its really bizarre.
Ok yea dis tew much.


I can do perky B's with nice nipples. But literally nothing there? Yikes. Not to mention, starting from 0 means the boob job would look weird anyway (i think)
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post 1505894971 05-24-2017, 09:07 AM
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My ex had virtually nonexistant tits....

But she wasn't insecure about it like yours and compensated for it in other ways so I didn't give a chit I'm an ass man anyway

But won't take her bra off? Damn that sucks would put me off she's so hung up on it
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tough situation man, I was there with a chick.

Smokin hot blonde, 5'2 about 120lbs. Great booty, but ZERO tits, and she was super insecure about it. She wouldn't even take her shirt off when we had sex. She brought it up more than me, but it definitely was tough to get over because I love big boobs.
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post 1505895481 05-24-2017, 09:11 AM
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Originally Posted By JUGGERNAUT1333⏩
tough situation man, I was there with a chick.

Smokin hot blonde, 5'2 about 120lbs. Great booty, but ZERO tits, and she was super insecure about it. She wouldn't even take her shirt off when we had sex. She brought it up more than me, but it definitely was tough to get over because I love big boobs.
That's rough dude...


However, based on her stats + nice ass, i'd have loved the t-shirt/tank thing. I usually make girls do that anyway, it's my favorite. I roll the back tight and tuck the excess under the back, so its all tight and her stomach is showing. Hnngh
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post 1505895791 05-24-2017, 09:14 AM
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I dated an Italian girl, such a turn on when they scream "Si Si Si"
post 1505895951 05-24-2017, 09:16 AM
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White knight response over here, but just go for another girl. It's not like she's your only option. If you're not attracted, you're not attracted. Don't try to make something work that you deep down know you aren't comfortable with. Plenty of other girls that do fit your requirements. Don't feel bad for her, millions of beta white knights that would take her in a heartbeat.
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Originally Posted By Dezz⏩
I dated an Italian girl, such a turn on when they scream"Si Si Si"
Pretty sure that's mexican you moran
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Originally Posted By Chezdon⏩
Need two of the three, then its ok.

Face
Ass
Tits

What is misc's obsession with how a girl will look in x years? Who gives a fuk? lmfao. I'd prefer DDs in my face right now. I don't care what happens to them in 10 years. I'm not marrying her today.
This lmao
Originally Posted By MuckSnapper⏩
Nick you're in like my misc top 10 but bro.. like bro

No pics bro

Not a good look. Still luv u doe

The other chick is fukkin hnnngh tho. Have you already answered how the booty is? No tits/nice booty is 100% fine in my book. Ass is a must, tits are a bonus
I gave pics of the crazy one tho!!! Please! Forgive me!
Originally Posted By MuckSnapper⏩
Ok yea dis tew much.

I can do perky B's with nice nipples. But literally nothing there? Yikes. Not to mention, starting from 0 means the boob job would look weird anyway (i think)
Its weird man. If she had lil Bs, this chick would be SMOKIN
Originally Posted By Slayermanlet⏩
My ex had virtually nonexistant tits....

But she wasn't insecure about it like yours and compensated for it in other ways so I didn't give a chit I'm an ass man anyway

But won't take her bra off? Damn that sucks would put me off she's so hung up on it
The bra thing is huge. Makes me uncomfortable, so i cant even imagine how she feels about it.
Originally Posted By JUGGERNAUT1333⏩
tough situation man, I was there with a chick.

Smokin hot blonde, 5'2 about 120lbs. Great booty, but ZERO tits, and she was super insecure about it. She wouldn't even take her shirt off when we had sex. She brought it up more than me, but it definitely was tough to get over because I love big boobs.
Quite literally the same exact situation im in man. Blonde, TEENY, nice caboose, but concave chest syndrome. Its a tough pill to swallow :/
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my gf has like b cups but shes so self conscious about them, the rest of her body is perfect and honestly i do not care at all about big boobs, i think theyre trashy. however, if you really do like her you need to gas her up just tell her how big they are and how you dont care about boobs etc
both my exes had huuuuge boobs and they were overall junk humans with junk bodies. the grass aint always greener bro
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First time I was with a girl with a flat chest her appearance was almost boyish. Such a huge turn off although though the sex wasn't bad. You just get used to it. Honestly it's not a big deal for me anymore. If she has no chest that means she's probably not in danger of going whale mode.

I'd much rather have a fit girl with no chest and a nice face than a girl who has big tatas but is slowly turning into free willy 10 years down the road.
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There's a reason why the saying is "marry the ass, buy the tits" not the other way around. At least she's in good shape unlike a lot of heffers who rely on big boobs to blind guys from their high potential of becoming obese.

On another note, she's clearly very insecure about her mosquito bites, so make sure you are clear to her that their your favorite boobs in the world because they are hers. Best way to go about that.

Thirdly, what if she wears a bra because she has 3 nipples? m night shamalayan plot twist. Don't know if ya wanna open that door.

Fourthly, hide your kitchen knives when crazy jewish looking girl is over, she may stab herself or you like in that hbo show, the night of.
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A girl with no boobs?

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Originally Posted By nick1990⏩
Quite literally the same exact situation im in man. Blonde, TEENY, nice caboose, but concave chest syndrome. Its a tough pill to swallow :/
Even if you can get over it, chances are she won't unless he gets fake boobs. The insecurity is really going to hamper your sex life, not to mention if you like boobs, you'll never get over the fact that she has none.
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My girlfriend has small boobs. Not insect bites but pretty small. Eough to grab and fill a handful and thats it. After dating around and seeing whats out there, you come to realize you are usually going to have to sacrifice on something. If shes hot and pretty physically, shes probably either crazy, a wh0re. or dumb as bricks. If she has intelligence, a good personality, there is usually one or two things physically that may not be perfect. If titties are a deal breaker for you, you wouldnt be posting here.

Give it a chance and see where it goes. But dont make her more self conscious about it. The most you can do is bring the topic of fake teets up with her
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Originally Posted By nick1990⏩
Been going out with a super cute lil blonde italian chick the last few weeks, whom i happen to like a lot, but she has ZERO tits. She is fit, has a nice lil caboose, easy to talk to, likes to go out (like me), and is overall a great time, but this no tit thing is killing me. She wont even take off her bra when we are fuking.

She is obviously already aware of this, but how have you brahs who have been in this situation handled this dilemma? I cant think of any solutions except:

1. Stop seeing her
2. Tell her to get a boob job or its over

But neither of these can be right...right?

EDIT: For those complaining about pic, this is not the chick in question, but here is a photo of another chick im fuking who is much hotter, but so fuking insane im scared of her.
So you're sleeping with two women at the same time?

Do they know that you're seeing other women?

You should stop seeing the chick in OP. You don't deserve her - she can do better. =)
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