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Dating a chick with absolutely zero tits :/
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Tell her to get a Katy Perry haircut and you can pretend to be a gay couple.
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05-24-2017, 10:37 AM
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I have an idea OP.
Tell her you are going on a 2 week vacation. Get implants yourself, some nice C's. Get trough the recovery. When you meet her again, say "surprise!, i got my tits done", have some small talk, go for an ice cream or a nice dinner, then tell her that you made a mistake, and you dont like your implants at all, because you have to buy many bras, your back hurts, etc. Then ask her"Do you know someone that could use my implants? Im just going to give them away".
She is insecure, so she will say something like "hmm i always wondered how id look with tits like yours", then you say "bish you are gorgeous but if you want them, they are yours i dont care"
Proceed to tittyfuk her for the rest of your life, knowing that you are tittyfuking yourself in the past as well. Holy **** lmaooooo
Tell her you are going on a 2 week vacation. Get implants yourself, some nice C's. Get trough the recovery. When you meet her again, say "surprise!, i got my tits done", have some small talk, go for an ice cream or a nice dinner, then tell her that you made a mistake, and you dont like your implants at all, because you have to buy many bras, your back hurts, etc. Then ask her"Do you know someone that could use my implants? Im just going to give them away".
She is insecure, so she will say something like "hmm i always wondered how id look with tits like yours", then you say "bish you are gorgeous but if you want them, they are yours i dont care"
Proceed to tittyfuk her for the rest of your life, knowing that you are tittyfuking yourself in the past as well. Holy **** lmaooooo
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05-24-2017, 10:38 AM
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My ex had a super flat chest with big thimble nipples. I tried sucking one and it felt like I was deep throating a bun size ballpark.
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05-24-2017, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted By Zackad⏩
Just have my back god dammit!!lmfaoo
idk if I'd want to marry any girl who would get a boob job specifically for me
and idk any decent girl who would put up with a guy who won't be exclusive unless she gets a boob job
OP, or anyone else for that matter, had better be prepared to be staring at a plank every time they have sex, and not be expecting the boob job, but more so look forward to it as apotentialbonus somewhere down the line, otherwise it'll always feel like settling, on one end or the other
imagine if a girl told you "we can be exclusive, but only as long as you have a 6 pack"
brb bulking season comes and you're getting cucked
idk if I'd want to marry any girl who would get a boob job specifically for me
and idk any decent girl who would put up with a guy who won't be exclusive unless she gets a boob job
OP, or anyone else for that matter, had better be prepared to be staring at a plank every time they have sex, and not be expecting the boob job, but more so look forward to it as apotentialbonus somewhere down the line, otherwise it'll always feel like settling, on one end or the other
imagine if a girl told you "we can be exclusive, but only as long as you have a 6 pack"
brb bulking season comes and you're getting cucked
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You gotta get out here breh.People still live in the stone age bruh. Chit's annoying. Let people live damn
Anyway, Zac and I bro's now dude.. I didn't know yall lived close. Would lov to rage with yall srs
Anyway, Zac and I bro's now dude.. I didn't know yall lived close. Would lov to rage with yall srs
Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
Now this, this could work. I'll let you know how things go brah.I have an idea OP.
Tell her you are going on a 2 week vacation. Get implants yourself, some nice C's. Get trough the recovery. When you meet her again, say "surprise!, i got my tits done", have some small talk, go for an ice cream or a nice dinner, then tell her that you made a mistake, and you dont like your implants at all, because you have to buy many bras, your back hurts, etc. Then ask her"Do you know someone that could use my implants? Im just going to give them away".
She is insecure, so she will say something like "hmm i always wondered how id look with tits like yours", then you say "bish you are gorgeous but if you want them, they are yours i dont care"
Proceed to tittyfuk her for the rest of your life, knowing that you are tittyfuking yourself in the past as well. Holy **** lmaooooo
Tell her you are going on a 2 week vacation. Get implants yourself, some nice C's. Get trough the recovery. When you meet her again, say "surprise!, i got my tits done", have some small talk, go for an ice cream or a nice dinner, then tell her that you made a mistake, and you dont like your implants at all, because you have to buy many bras, your back hurts, etc. Then ask her"Do you know someone that could use my implants? Im just going to give them away".
She is insecure, so she will say something like "hmm i always wondered how id look with tits like yours", then you say "bish you are gorgeous but if you want them, they are yours i dont care"
Proceed to tittyfuk her for the rest of your life, knowing that you are tittyfuking yourself in the past as well. Holy **** lmaooooo
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05-24-2017, 10:46 AM
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Tell her you love her body just the way it is. That she doesn't need to feel insecure or self conscious about her body when she's with you. Then gag her with your cawk.
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05-24-2017, 10:52 AM
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I know this feel bra. I dated this 23 y/o sexy as hell 5' 105lb fit lil italian mama. She had da booty too, but no teddies
Literally nothing there at all. After the initial shock factor I got over it and proceeded to smash as normal

Literally nothing there at all. After the initial shock factor I got over it and proceeded to smash as normal
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05-24-2017, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted By GreekyBeth⏩
boner achieved, thanks GB, at work rn, lol!Tell her you love her body just the way it is. That she doesn't need to feel insecure or self conscious about her body when she's with you. Then gag her with your cawk.
I loe e.
05-24-2017, 11:07 AM
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And? Neither does Tori Black
05-24-2017, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted By GreekyBeth⏩
Talk dirty to me papi...i mean mamiTell her you love her body just the way it is. That she doesn't need to feel insecure or self conscious about her body when she's with you. Then gag her with your cawk.
Goodbye fried rice, hello fried chicken!
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05-24-2017, 11:23 AM
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05-24-2017, 11:25 AM
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If she won't take her top off even when you are intimate then it's purely an insecurity.Furthermore it is a comfort thing.
She knows it bothers you. She knows you would prefer bigger. If you want to make it work, make her more comfortable about it. Tell her you like her the way she is, play with her nipples, mention that all of her turns you on... basically act like they are how you like them.
Of course, if it is deal breaker to you then just end it now before you get in too deep.
She knows it bothers you. She knows you would prefer bigger. If you want to make it work, make her more comfortable about it. Tell her you like her the way she is, play with her nipples, mention that all of her turns you on... basically act like they are how you like them.
Of course, if it is deal breaker to you then just end it now before you get in too deep.
05-24-2017, 11:34 AM
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So OP how's her ass???
I know you're not gonna post a actual pic of her...
but give us an example, so we can envision ourselves in your shoes
I know you're not gonna post a actual pic of her...
but give us an example, so we can envision ourselves in your shoes
05-24-2017, 11:34 AM
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I would be okay with it. When I first dated my wife she was right around 100 pounds and fairly flat chested. As she started to get to a more normal weight they are actually pretty good sized now. She has also started to lift...so she went from just an attractive face and skinny body to overall looking good everywhere.
Can we at least get a pic of what her chest looks like...not actually hers, but what it is close to?
Is it better or worse than this?

Can we at least get a pic of what her chest looks like...not actually hers, but what it is close to?
Is it better or worse than this?

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05-24-2017, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted By GreekyBeth⏩
id gag on your cawkTell her you love her body just the way it is. That she doesn't need to feel insecure or self conscious about her body when she's with you. Then gag her with your cawk.
wait wut
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05-24-2017, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted By nick1990⏩
That's sad that she is that self conscious though. Hopefully you don't do anything to make her feel that wayDoesnt kill attraction at all. Shes got a great bod, has an IUD so i can bust nuts inside her (hnggg), and is cool. I just wish i could take off her top or at least see her fully naked. Never seen her tits at all because she hides them.
Its weird.
Its weird.
(not saying you do but I have heard of *******s constantly downing their girl or comparing her to others)
Maybe buy her some super sexy lingerie that would suit her body? Or suggest she buy some lace or see through bras, strappy hooker stuff, pasties..
All good for small tities

Tell her you want to see her completely naked because you have fun planned for her nipples lol
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Originally Posted By HotCheetos⏩
Literally wouldn't mind this at all assuming the nips weren't groce.
Kinda like it honestly.
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So in my life travels I have discovered a thing or two...
most flat chested women who otherwise are hot AF will generally stay that way her whole life and you can always buy tits....
on the flip side...
the hot chicks with a set of big naturals.. which are fkn amazing to get ahold of ... have a tendency to go full on whale... and once they go full whale they don't come back.
most flat chested women who otherwise are hot AF will generally stay that way her whole life and you can always buy tits....
on the flip side...
the hot chicks with a set of big naturals.. which are fkn amazing to get ahold of ... have a tendency to go full on whale... and once they go full whale they don't come back.
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Originally Posted By MuckSnapper⏩
Why don't u just go ahead and make a Grinder accountLiterally wouldn't mind this at all assuming the nips weren't groce.
Kinda like it honestly.
Kinda like it honestly.

No tits = No Me Gusta
05-24-2017, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted By SlootFlute⏩
Why don't u just go ahead and make a Grinder account

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Originally Posted By 1slo5oh⏩
The misc will argue that there are tons of unicorns with 25" waists and DD cups but yes, you are correct. Even if they stay "thick" throughout their twenties just wait til they have kids then it's all over lolSo in my life travels I have discovered a thing or two...
most flat chested women who otherwise are hot AF will generally stay that way her whole life and you can always buy tits....
on the flip side...
the hot chicks with a set of big naturals.. which are fkn amazing to get ahold of ... have a tendency to go full on whale... and once they go full whale they don't come back.
most flat chested women who otherwise are hot AF will generally stay that way her whole life and you can always buy tits....
on the flip side...
the hot chicks with a set of big naturals.. which are fkn amazing to get ahold of ... have a tendency to go full on whale... and once they go full whale they don't come back.
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Originally Posted By SlootFlute⏩
If you wouldn't bang the girl I posted, then you should go ahead and make that grinder account yourselfWhy don't u just go ahead and make a Grinder account

No tits = No Me Gusta

No tits = No Me Gusta
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Originally Posted By HotCheetos⏩
She's cuteIf you wouldn't bang the girl I posted, then you should go ahead and make that grinder account yourself
I just couldn't get hard for a girl with 0 tits and ass (I'm willing to bet she has no ass)
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Originally Posted By SlootFlute⏩
Calling other people *******s, but admit you couldn't get it up to that girl...got some bad news brehShe's cute
I just couldn't get hard for a girl with 0 tits and ass (I'm willing to bet she has no ass)
I just couldn't get hard for a girl with 0 tits and ass (I'm willing to bet she has no ass)
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Originally Posted By nick1990⏩
fukkin LOL @ concave chest.You nailed it brah. This chick is TEENY too as well. 105 lbs soaking wet. Only downside is that she is only 21, so not very wild in the sack. But that IUD is a GAME CHANGER.
Like the fake boob kit from "Meet the Fockers"?
Just the tip of the iceberg brah
Although it would be funny, im not sure thats the best call brah.
I would kill for Bs breh. This chick has like a concave chest. Its really bizarre.
Like the fake boob kit from "Meet the Fockers"?
Just the tip of the iceberg brah
Although it would be funny, im not sure thats the best call brah.
I would kill for Bs breh. This chick has like a concave chest. Its really bizarre.
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Originally Posted By richstrong⏩
lol
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A girl can have zero tits for me as long as they have dat ass (srs).
But tits are nice.
But tits are nice.
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Who gives a fawk when its all about dat azz
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