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Thread: Dating a chick with absolutely zero tits :/

post 1505904691 05-24-2017, 10:36 AM
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Tell her to get a Katy Perry haircut and you can pretend to be a gay couple.
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post 1505904841 05-24-2017, 10:37 AM
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I have an idea OP.


Tell her you are going on a 2 week vacation. Get implants yourself, some nice C's. Get trough the recovery. When you meet her again, say "surprise!, i got my tits done", have some small talk, go for an ice cream or a nice dinner, then tell her that you made a mistake, and you dont like your implants at all, because you have to buy many bras, your back hurts, etc. Then ask her"Do you know someone that could use my implants? Im just going to give them away".


She is insecure, so she will say something like "hmm i always wondered how id look with tits like yours", then you say "bish you are gorgeous but if you want them, they are yours i dont care"






Proceed to tittyfuk her for the rest of your life, knowing that you are tittyfuking yourself in the past as well. Holy **** lmaooooo
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post 1505904891 05-24-2017, 10:38 AM
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My ex had a super flat chest with big thimble nipples. I tried sucking one and it felt like I was deep throating a bun size ballpark.
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post 1505905521 05-24-2017, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted By Zackad⏩
lmfaoo

idk if I'd want to marry any girl who would get a boob job specifically for me

and idk any decent girl who would put up with a guy who won't be exclusive unless she gets a boob job

OP, or anyone else for that matter, had better be prepared to be staring at a plank every time they have sex, and not be expecting the boob job, but more so look forward to it as apotentialbonus somewhere down the line, otherwise it'll always feel like settling, on one end or the other

imagine if a girl told you "we can be exclusive, but only as long as you have a 6 pack"

brb bulking season comes and you're getting cucked
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
I have an idea OP.

Tell her you are going on a 2 week vacation. Get implants yourself, some nice C's. Get trough the recovery. When you meet her again, say "surprise!, i got my tits done", have some small talk, go for an ice cream or a nice dinner, then tell her that you made a mistake, and you dont like your implants at all, because you have to buy many bras, your back hurts, etc. Then ask her"Do you know someone that could use my implants? Im just going to give them away".

She is insecure, so she will say something like "hmm i always wondered how id look with tits like yours", then you say "bish you are gorgeous but if you want them, they are yours i dont care"

Proceed to tittyfuk her for the rest of your life, knowing that you are tittyfuking yourself in the past as well. Holy **** lmaooooo
Now this, this could work. I'll let you know how things go brah.
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post 1505905571 05-24-2017, 10:46 AM
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Tell her you love her body just the way it is. That she doesn't need to feel insecure or self conscious about her body when she's with you. Then gag her with your cawk.
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post 1505906171 05-24-2017, 10:52 AM
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I know this feel bra. I dated this 23 y/o sexy as hell 5' 105lb fit lil italian mama. She had da booty too, but no teddies

Literally nothing there at all. After the initial shock factor I got over it and proceeded to smash as normal
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post 1505906701 05-24-2017, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted By GreekyBeth⏩
Tell her you love her body just the way it is. That she doesn't need to feel insecure or self conscious about her body when she's with you. Then gag her with your cawk.
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post 1505907671 05-24-2017, 11:07 AM
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And? Neither does Tori Black
post 1505907801 05-24-2017, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted By GreekyBeth⏩
Tell her you love her body just the way it is. That she doesn't need to feel insecure or self conscious about her body when she's with you. Then gag her with your cawk.
Talk dirty to me papi...i mean mami
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post 1505909721 05-24-2017, 11:23 AM
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post 1505909921 05-24-2017, 11:25 AM
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I don't even care about tits. It's all about the ass and legs.


If you like everything else about her, I don't see a problem.
post 1505910221 05-24-2017, 11:28 AM
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If she won't take her top off even when you are intimate then it's purely an insecurity.Furthermore it is a comfort thing.

She knows it bothers you. She knows you would prefer bigger. If you want to make it work, make her more comfortable about it. Tell her you like her the way she is, play with her nipples, mention that all of her turns you on... basically act like they are how you like them.

Of course, if it is deal breaker to you then just end it now before you get in too deep.
post 1505910821 05-24-2017, 11:34 AM
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So OP how's her ass???

I know you're not gonna post a actual pic of her...

but give us an example, so we can envision ourselves in your shoes
post 1505910831 05-24-2017, 11:34 AM
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I would be okay with it. When I first dated my wife she was right around 100 pounds and fairly flat chested. As she started to get to a more normal weight they are actually pretty good sized now. She has also started to lift...so she went from just an attractive face and skinny body to overall looking good everywhere.

Can we at least get a pic of what her chest looks like...not actually hers, but what it is close to?

Is it better or worse than this?
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post 1505912101 05-24-2017, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted By GreekyBeth⏩
Tell her you love her body just the way it is. That she doesn't need to feel insecure or self conscious about her body when she's with you. Then gag her with your cawk.
id gag on your cawk

wait wut
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post 1505912401 05-24-2017, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted By threeoneg⏩
My ex had a super flat chest with big thimble nipples. I tried sucking one and it felt like I was deep throating a bun size ballpark.
post 1505912551 05-24-2017, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted By nick1990⏩
Doesnt kill attraction at all. Shes got a great bod, has an IUD so i can bust nuts inside her (hnggg), and is cool. I just wish i could take off her top or at least see her fully naked. Never seen her tits at all because she hides them.
Its weird.
That's sad that she is that self conscious though. Hopefully you don't do anything to make her feel that way

(not saying you do but I have heard of *******s constantly downing their girl or comparing her to others)

Maybe buy her some super sexy lingerie that would suit her body? Or suggest she buy some lace or see through bras, strappy hooker stuff, pasties..
All good for small tities

Tell her you want to see her completely naked because you have fun planned for her nipples lol




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post 1505912871 05-24-2017, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted By HotCheetos⏩
Literally wouldn't mind this at all assuming the nips weren't groce.


Kinda like it honestly.
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post 1505913021 05-24-2017, 11:52 AM
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So in my life travels I have discovered a thing or two...

most flat chested women who otherwise are hot AF will generally stay that way her whole life and you can always buy tits....

on the flip side...

the hot chicks with a set of big naturals.. which are fkn amazing to get ahold of ... have a tendency to go full on whale... and once they go full whale they don't come back.
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Originally Posted By MuckSnapper⏩
Literally wouldn't mind this at all assuming the nips weren't groce.


Kinda like it honestly.
Why don't u just go ahead and make a Grinder account



No tits = No Me Gusta
post 1505913351 05-24-2017, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted By SlootFlute⏩
Why don't u just go ahead and make a Grinder account
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post 1505913561 05-24-2017, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted By 1slo5oh⏩
So in my life travels I have discovered a thing or two...

most flat chested women who otherwise are hot AF will generally stay that way her whole life and you can always buy tits....

on the flip side...

the hot chicks with a set of big naturals.. which are fkn amazing to get ahold of ... have a tendency to go full on whale... and once they go full whale they don't come back.
The misc will argue that there are tons of unicorns with 25" waists and DD cups but yes, you are correct. Even if they stay "thick" throughout their twenties just wait til they have kids then it's all over lol
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post 1505913651 05-24-2017, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted By SlootFlute⏩
Why don't u just go ahead and make a Grinder account



No tits = No Me Gusta
If you wouldn't bang the girl I posted, then you should go ahead and make that grinder account yourself
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post 1505913931 05-24-2017, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted By HotCheetos⏩
If you wouldn't bang the girl I posted, then you should go ahead and make that grinder account yourself
She's cute

I just couldn't get hard for a girl with 0 tits and ass (I'm willing to bet she has no ass)
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Originally Posted By SlootFlute⏩
She's cute

I just couldn't get hard for a girl with 0 tits and ass (I'm willing to bet she has no ass)
Calling other people *******s, but admit you couldn't get it up to that girl...got some bad news breh
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Originally Posted By nick1990⏩
You nailed it brah. This chick is TEENY too as well. 105 lbs soaking wet. Only downside is that she is only 21, so not very wild in the sack. But that IUD is a GAME CHANGER.



Like the fake boob kit from "Meet the Fockers"?



Just the tip of the iceberg brah



Although it would be funny, im not sure thats the best call brah.



I would kill for Bs breh. This chick has like a concave chest. Its really bizarre.
fukkin LOL @ concave chest.
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Originally Posted By richstrong⏩
lol
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A girl can have zero tits for me as long as they have dat ass (srs).

But tits are nice.
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