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Thread: Sloth Thread Part XIII: Looks get you matches, game gets you smashes

post 1507768451 06-09-2017, 03:30 AM
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In on 1rd page, smashed a sloot this week. Will post chat screenshots later

Edit: Guess its the 2nd page smh
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Back in this bitch. Oneitis turned out to have herpes so I ditched that floozie, bout to rawdog tinder sloots until my dink falls off.

Staying with my family over the summer so logistics are gonna be harder. Guess that means I gotta step up my game. We're all gonna make it *******s
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post 1507768941 06-09-2017, 03:42 AM
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Originally Posted By UnclRuckus⏩
Back in this bitch. Oneitis turned out to have herpes so I ditched that floozie, bout to rawdog tinder sloots until my dink falls off.

Staying with my family over the summer so logistics are gonna be harder. Guess that means I gotta step up my game. We're all gonna make it *******s






have you had tests/treatment brah?
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post 1507768991 06-09-2017, 03:44 AM
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[QUOTE=RmBoyos post_id=1507768941][img]https://media.giphy.com/media/xUPOqrl3x2SkKjE3Is/giphy.gif[img]





have you had tests/treatment brah?[/QUOTE]Yeah I test myself regularly but they don't screen for herpes unless you're symptomatic. All good so far. Might lie to the doctors that I've had outbreaks to get it confirmed, if I have it I might pursue.

But for now I'm symptom free so I'm just assuming I'm clean. She didn't handle it very well so I'm a bit turned off her right now regardless.
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post 1507769141 06-09-2017, 03:49 AM
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Originally Posted By UnclRuckus⏩
Yeah I test myself regularly but they don't screen for herpes unless you're symptomatic. All good so far. Might lie to the doctors that I've had outbreaks to get it confirmed, if I have it I might pursue.

But for now I'm symptom free so I'm just assuming I'm clean. She didn't handle it very well so I'm a bit turned off her right now regardless.
stay safe brah...

would recommend getting checked as soon as.... nothing worse than going on a poontang bender and then wking up to 17 texts from different sloots saying 'wtf you gave me herpes!'

hahahaha
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post 1507769421 06-09-2017, 03:56 AM
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Anyone got any good way to invite yourself over to a chicks place? Always used to invite them over for wine and make-out sessions but now that I don't have my own place for the summer that doesn't work.

Haven't found a good way to get myself over to their place, almost all my smashes have been at mine so this is new territory for me. Sloots seem much more reluctant to bring me over than to come to mine for some reason.
Originally Posted By RmBoyos⏩
stay safe brah...

would recommend getting checked as soon as.... nothing worse than going on a poontang bender and then wking up to 17 texts from different sloots saying 'wtf you gave me herpes!'

hahahaha
Thanks brah. Healthcare here is fuked, I've been to three different places and they refuse to do it if I don't have symptoms. Might come up with a story about having had symptoms before so they have to do it but I cbf right now. Not really longing to have that talk with a bunch of tinder slags...
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Originally Posted By UnclRuckus⏩
Anyone got any good way to invite yourself over to a chicks place? Always used to invite them over for wine and make-out sessions but now that I don't have my own place for the summer that doesn't work.

Haven't found a good way to get myself over to their place, almost all my smashes have been at mine so this is new territory for me. Sloots seem much more reluctant to bring me over than to come to mine for some reason.
I have the same problem, living with my mom over summer. I was just straight up about it and ended up banging a sloot in her car but definitely an one off incident. I'm trying to figure a way out too.. let me know if you find one haha
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Originally Posted By Anzyq⏩
I have the same problem, living with my mom over summer. I was just straight up about it and ended up banging a sloot in her car but definitely an one off incident. I'm trying to figure a way out too.. let me know if you find one haha
It's a struggle for sure. Not into car sex, would rather just stay at home and jerk off tbh.

I might start probing them for their living situations in small talk and if they live on their own ask to meet them at some bar near their home and try to escalate from there. Not really my usual style but I guess it's good to diversify one's approach. Good luck man
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I don't really want my posts on the internet tbh ... I'm just legit addicted to posting ... people become addicted to the internet look it up
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Originally Posted By RmBoyos⏩
i would wait until 3-4 days before you go - since most sloots will only be there for a week TOPS

spam it on your first day there too



i went maga in 2015, when tinder was at a good level - my god it was helpful
Thanks for the advice brah! Damn! I wish it was still 2015... what was it like out there? Easy to pull sloots? My housemate said it'll be a cockfest?

How helpful was tinder?
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Originally Posted By UnclRuckus⏩
I might start probing them for their living situations in small talk and if they live on their own ask to meet them at some bar near their home and try to escalate from there. Not really my usual style but I guess it's good to diversify one's approach. Good luck man
thats pretty much what i used to do. i just book cheap hotels now.


has anyone signed up to tinder lately and was able to get 1 boost per week, instead of 1 per month?
post 1507772501 06-09-2017, 05:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Vinnyfrench⏩
Thanks for the advice brah! Damn! I wish it was still 2015... what was it like out there? Easy to pull sloots? My housemate said it'll be a cockfest?

How helpful was tinder?
there were more guys there than girls for sure

but you'll get that at any of the party destinations (ya boys off to ibiza in 6 weeks.....)


however, there a lot of socially awkward creepy guys there, not a lot of chads....so if you have the right game and youre a 6/10 you will clean up pretty well....

best piece of advice i can give, is pre drink at your hotel bar, legit just go up to a table of sloots and say you girls fancy playing some drinking games - normally i wouldnt suggest this, but on holiday people just let go essentially, and we never got turned down for a drinking game!!


tinder wasnt needed - but it definitely helped, i had 2 bangs from it in that week, and 2 from club pulling/hotel pulling

what hotel you staying at??
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post 1507773061 06-09-2017, 05:23 AM
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post 1507774801 06-09-2017, 05:52 AM
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Originally Posted By RmBoyos⏩
there were more guys there than girls for sure

but you'll get that at any of the party destinations (ya boys off to ibiza in 6 weeks.....)


however, there a lot of socially awkward creepy guys there, not a lot of chads....so if you have the right game and youre a 6/10 you will clean up pretty well....

best piece of advice i can give, is pre drink at your hotel bar, legit just go up to a table of sloots and say you girls fancy playing some drinking games - normally i wouldnt suggest this, but on holiday people just let go essentially, and we never got turned down for a drinking game!!


tinder wasnt needed - but it definitely helped, i had 2 bangs from it in that week, and 2 from club pulling/hotel pulling

what hotel you staying at??
Solid advice, thanks! Staying at the BH Mallorca hotel till the friday, for Friday night and Saturday, either extend our stay there or another hotel.. My Boy mentioned hostel, but idk about that.

Will be going Ibiza too!
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Originally Posted By Vinnyfrench⏩
Solid advice, thanks! Staying at the BH Mallorca hotel till the friday, for Friday night and Saturday, either extend our stay there or another hotel.. My Boy mentioned hostel, but idk about that.

Will be going Ibiza too!
siiiiiiiiiiiick thats where i was! or was it the bh barracuda, i dont know it had omse affiliation to BCM club - was decent though - all inclusive



what part of ibiza? we're going playa d'en bossa
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post 1507778491 06-09-2017, 06:54 AM
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Anyone ever match with a girl in your same building? (srs)
I live in a building and have quite a few 7/10 + girls that show as "less than 1 km away".
One of them was really cute and had some things in common so I actually paid money for a super like because I used mine for the day and I wanted to get a chance to talk to her.
Maybe shes seen me before and maybe she will give me a sympathy like for the super like.

with that being said.. I am doing the worst ever on tinder now.
I've remade my account like 100 times and boosted at different times.
Pretty sure every girl has seen me already and swiped left.
"YOUR boost was successful" and I have zero matches from it..
Swiped in poland and russia for the hell of it last night and its crazy how its literally 95% white girls with blue eyes.Got a few matches there.
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Brainwashed:




Spoiler!
https://heavenawaits.wordpress.com/m...tion-increase/


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[QUOTE=American Psycho post_id=1507784851]Brainwashed:

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[b]Spoiler![/b][SPOILER][url]https://heavenawaits.wordpress.com/muslim-behavior-with-population-increase/[/ url][/SPOILER][/QUOTE]anyone else feel like she actually wants sum fuk?
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Is this a good time for the side of the bed game? Hnnngggg native chicks.



Actually she said she's being sarcastic, does that mean she just wants to smash?
Originally Posted By RmBoyos⏩
anyone else feel like she actually wants sum fuk?
You know how some girls you know you'll bone as soon as you see em?
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Originally Posted By Vinnyfrench⏩
Will be in Magaluf in a couple weeks for 6 days.

When should I spoof to get the most out of it?
I would start now to get locals and even more as it gets closer for tourists.
Based on my experience traveling around
Originally Posted By gottk2x⏩
seems dead in my area so far...trying a new strat where I just follow their ig and dm if they follow back. So far it's doing better than the app itself since half the girls that pop up don't even check it.
Yeah getting them off tinder fast is needed. How is the IG game? I never had a IG.
Girls got 100s of new messages every week
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[QUOTE=American Psycho post_id=1507821181]Is this a good time for the side of the bed game? Hnnngggg native chicks.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/P7jew0Kl.jpg[/img

Actually she said she's being sarcastic, does that mean she just wants to smash?



You know how some girls you know you'll bone as soon as you see em?[/QUOTE]I'm pretty sure this will be an easy smash for you.
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Originally Posted By UnclRuckus⏩
Back in this bitch. Oneitis turned out to have herpes so I ditched that floozie, bout to rawdog tinder sloots until my dink falls off.

Staying with my family over the summer so logistics are gonna be harder. Guess that means I gotta step up my game. We're all gonna make it *******s
WTF brah? Did u catch it? Hope u don't spread it on purpose man, thats fuked up..

Your in Sweden? UncleRukus peeps there?
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[QUOTE=Silencespeaks post_id=1507696951]Another thing to consider mentioning is iMessage. A tinderfella should definitely have one cause girls get turned off by green bubbles. [I was going to add this under the status header.][/QUOTE]This is kinda true cause I fukin hate when a sloot has poverty android.

It just.... sucks. No imessage games, effects, sending pics without waiting an hour for it to send, etc. No typing indication, etc.
Look, i know i don't really know you and all, and i know you probably hear this like everyday, but your just so perfect to me. The few hours we talked were really great even if the convo was stale, your really pretty and chill, and your country thats just perfect :'D i really dont know how to explain it, but i think i have feelings for you somehow. i never felt like this with someone i just met, but i felt the need to get it off my chest. sorry for being all weird just idk how to explain it D:
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probably mentioned by now, but Tinder is now saying "check back later for new people"

this a new thing?
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Originally Posted By ineed$⏩
WTF brah? Did u catch it? Hope u don't spread it on purpose man, thats fuked up..

Your in Sweden? UncleRukus peeps there?
Nah at least I don't have any symptoms but apparently most people don't. Doctors won't test me without symptoms so there's no way to know, but right now I have no reason to believe I have it. Just meant I was gonna smash a bunch of sloots to get over this one.

I'm in Sweden. Really chit place for tinder since most girls are opposed to using it as a hookup app and many use it for serious dating. Also not many girls because it's a small place.
Without the internet i feel like a small rock on the mountain.

I don't really want my posts on the internet tbh ... I'm just legit addicted to posting ... people become addicted to the internet look it up
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...In.
Originally Posted By UnclRuckus⏩
It's a struggle for sure. Not into car sex, would rather just stay at home and jerk off tbh.

I might start probing them for their living situations in small talk and if they live on their own ask to meet them at some bar near their home and try to escalate from there. Not really my usual style but I guess it's good to diversify one's approach. Good luck man
I just invite myself over. If they have chit logistics too theyll tell me then well work as a team to come up with a better idea...



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