Makes me remember the times when I took my dads sports cars secretely to impress girls.

is it Friday yet?

Inspiring thread

You are my favourite miscer. Always provide the lols. You must spread some reputation around before giving it to WelshAutist again.

Would help you bang chicks irl but im not going to Wales for 2318962986529839826985624896529846 pounds

Which car was it?

mine too lmfao, start grinning every time he makes a new thread

How do you have time to tutor kids when you are working in Investment Banking?

In on WelshAutist thread.

Miring washing machine aesthetics (srs).

In on welshautist fraud thread

The fastest way between a girls legs is through her nose.

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Just follow this guys moves

I don't. I did (intern) in it formerly...

Ribbed for herwashingpleasure.

Good luck tomorrow brah, waiting for updates.

lol i remember when i lived in a poverty apartment and the washing machine/laundry was in the kitchen

no one who has any money keeps that much in a savings account OP

lol. This fuking guy.

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Shame you didn't take advantage of the situation while it was happening. You could have taken into the bedroom or the lounge and had deep thrusting unprotected sex. Going to a party may or may not mean you'll get some depending on how spazzy you act, from what I read you act pretty spazzy so you are going to be lucky to get it in. Next time you get this opportunity, capitalise on it at the time.

Couldn't think of a more awkward setting than being 30 and in a party full of 18-20 year olds. Your game plan is to get this girls attention and keep it amongst her ADHD friends? With alcohol flowing? With a big age diff?

LOL.

If its pre-drinks then hitting the bars n clubs then fine, you're in but unless you are going to fuk her in a bedroom on the sly you are going to be the main interest for those asking "who the fuk is this guy?"

Sounds like an episode from Inbetweeners and the 30 year old dude is Simon.

IN! for update on fridays party antics.

member when op was proven to be a fraud?

member when op's stories were always similar?

member when op says he has everything besides being good with girls and asks for advice to make it sound more legit like he really just needs help from some bros

I member

dude you do need help but rather from a psychologist

I am 25

They will be 19-21

What's the big deal?

pics of the whale?

In on subtle advertisement thread

I was jerking off, but then looking at the samsung, i noticed it's too tall to bang a chick on. Then I find out "snog" Doesn't mean "bang"... gad damn it.

Could swear I saw 30.

Carry on.

Big day today Misc!

I remember your pics from your last threads...

Hello brahs

Update:

At the party now Misc, settled in well. Young girls were mirin' car hard and host greeted me with a kiss on the cheek and introduced me to her friends.

These are like posh girls in skin-tight evening dresses and chit, and I'm here in baggy jeans, a Cleveland Cavaliers hoody and a TMT Floyd Mayweather hat, so I got an initial bertstare from the group but then I revved the car engine and all was good.

Went inside and started gaming the sloots whilst making them cocktails. I'm not drinking myself so I've sort of been given that duty. They are asking me lots of questions about me, my hobbies and my friends so I legit just made them up. I said I do mountaineering for charity, snowboarding in the winter, and rally car racing in the summer. In terms of friends, I used to personality of Miscer's to describe my made up friends since I don't have any IRL and they bought it.

Said "Don't judge me ladies but I've got one friend Chad who I hit up the clubs with" and described T529, including the 2 watches. I said I've got another friend who's about to go on his first ever date and asked for their advice from a female perspective and to get them talking so the limelight was off me and I described HoustonMiscer. I said I've got another friend who's a powerlifter and used to be a former GB deadlift record holder and described Iceman. And I joked about another friend who would love you young ladies, and explained the concept of Youthful Glow and described pWally, but made it out to sound like I am complimenting them.

The reason I'm messaging right now is because there was a guy here who looked like Ron Jeremy. Legit not even joking, he has a tash, 70s ginger mullet and he's about 5'9, 250lbs. Apparently he's the autistic second cousin of the girl I kissed on the washing machine (the host) and honestly if I thought I didn't know how to make human interaction - my conversation with him dried up after about 30 seconds. He couldn't make any eye contact with me and he ended up doing a 360 and walking out the door and going to his bedroom to play games.

I am going to go and take some of the girls on a drive and put my foot down on the long stretch of road adjacent to the house of the party and hopefully I will come back and take control of the music and play some bangers like old school hip hop and trap instead of the poverty pop songs that have been playing all night so far.

Have a great night Misc and spoon pics of car to come tomorrow evening when I get back home! I mean that's if I get lucky and stay the night....