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Thread: Rate this MILF / Cougar I am going out with Friday night. Smashable?

post 1510886001 07-06-2017, 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted By numb3rrs⏩
milf body goals

I will never look like this when I'm milf age
She said she doesn't have kids, so I guess by technicalities she's not a MILF
post 1510886041 07-06-2017, 10:26 AM
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That's someone's crack house whore
clownbaby has arrived
post 1510886191 07-06-2017, 10:27 AM
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just do it. have fun.
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post 1510886401 07-06-2017, 10:28 AM
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If she makes your dikk rise then thats all that matters
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post 1510886541 07-06-2017, 10:29 AM
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have fun. she looks like she'll turn you out
post 1510886711 07-06-2017, 10:30 AM
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Dont be afraid to raw Dawg bro...she past her prime on kids.
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post 1510886811 07-06-2017, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted By GirthKwake⏩
0, good job and has masters
You do know what the "M" in "MILF" stands for right?
post 1510886821 07-06-2017, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Dont be afraid to raw Dawg bro...she past her prime on kids.
* Rawdog crew * Creampie crew * Poverty crew *

Haven't worn a condom since middle school crew

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post 1510886911 07-06-2017, 10:31 AM
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Damn she ugly!
I'm back, bitches!
post 1510886951 07-06-2017, 10:32 AM
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Everyone talking negative would tap that ass in a heartbeat if she offered....don't lie
post 1510886991 07-06-2017, 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Dont be afraid to raw Dawg bro...she past her prime on kids.
I maxed out my rawdog goals of July 2017 last Friday on a rando Tinder Sloot.
post 1510887061 07-06-2017, 10:33 AM
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Greaze older sloots that you'll add to your rotation. After the 4th or 5th time smashing she will start getting goofy and weird and asking non-FWB questions thinking you're actually going to date her (lol) and then you'll snip her out and replace her with a fresh catch.

Happens with them all. Source: I do it all the time
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post 1510887181 07-06-2017, 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted By Iceman1800⏩
Everyone talking negative would tap that ass in a heartbeat if she offered....don't lie
miscers gonna misc
post 1510887611 07-06-2017, 10:38 AM
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Based on the swiftness of how things progressed in that conversation and me making assumptions about her lifestyle, I'm going to guess that she's just a highly sociable woman who probably networks a a lot, and her agreeing to meet up for drinks so easily isn't a huge deal to her, probably does it often, and have fun footing the pitcher without anything else coming out of it.
post 1510887951 07-06-2017, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted By RauryL⏩
Based on the swiftness of how things progressed in that conversation and me making assumptions about her lifestyle, I'm going to guess that she's just a highly sociable woman who probably networks a a lot, and her agreeing to meet up for drinks so easily isn't a huge deal to her, probably does it often, and have fun footing the pitcher without anything else coming out of it.
Really a $15 pitcher of margaritas? No biggie.

34 year old virgin confirmed.
post 1510888411 07-06-2017, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted By GirthKwake⏩
Really a $15 pitcher of margaritas? No biggie.

34 year old virgin confirmed.
Actually, the last half is true LOL:https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=171380711

I know, $15 is nothing. I just said what I said because I don't want you to go in with any expectations. It wasn't a dig at you.
post 1510888481 07-06-2017, 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted By RauryL⏩
Based on the swiftness of how things progressed in that conversation and me making assumptions about her lifestyle, I'm going to guess that she's just a highly sociable woman who probably networks a a lot, and her agreeing to meet up for drinks so easily isn't a huge deal to her, probably does it often, and have fun footing the pitcher without anything else coming out of it.
Trust me bro, my bouy Girth is gonna knock the dust off this vixens eggs. You wait and see. True G's move in silence
See monster0ultra's sig
post 1510889041 07-06-2017, 10:52 AM
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Do it *******
post 1510889221 07-06-2017, 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted By GirthKwake⏩
She said she doesn't have kids, so I guess by technicalities she's not a MILF
WILF then.....
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post 1510889391 07-06-2017, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted By RauryL⏩
Based on the swiftness of how things progressed in that conversation and me making assumptions about her lifestyle, I'm going to guess that she's just a highly sociable woman who probably networks a a lot, and her agreeing to meet up for drinks so easily isn't a huge deal to her, probably does it often, and have fun footing the pitcher without anything else coming out of it.
Bruh, after 35 they start to go into hormonal overdrive and sense that their time is running out.

She's meeting to get hate-fuarked by a vigorous younger gentleman. That's all they can think about at 45.
Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
post 1510889401 07-06-2017, 10:55 AM
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Pretty sure the 3rd picture is a totally different person. Bish be fraudin
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post 1510889741 07-06-2017, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted By GirthKwake⏩
I maxed out my rawdog goals of July 2017 last Friday on a rando Tinder Sloot.
And?

You know full well its 50/50 she wants your seed in her belly or colon. Don't be a debbie downer by saying no to her yes.
post 1510889931 07-06-2017, 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Trust me bro, my bouy Girth is gonna knock the dust off this vixens eggs. You wait and see. True G's move in silence
Did you say eggs?

post 1510890131 07-06-2017, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted By ANumber1⏩
Bruh, after 35 they start to go into hormonal overdrive and sense that their time is running out.

She's meeting to get hate-fuarked by a vigorous younger gentleman. That's all they can think about at 45.
In tamer terms, I know what you mean. Biggest mistake of my life was dating a woman who was in her late 30s and had some heavy baggage. It made me uncomfortable how quickly she wanted to move things to the point where I tried breaking it off many times. She basically text stalked me every time I did.
post 1510890641 07-06-2017, 11:05 AM
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She's alright , I'd rail her
post 1510890651 07-06-2017, 11:05 AM
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Bro you wouldn't have invited her out for drinks in the first place if she wasn't smashable....why you asking us?
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post 1510891291 07-06-2017, 11:12 AM
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Seriously dreading the day I have to **** something that old. I imagine it will be when I'm 45+.
post 1510892541 07-06-2017, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted By Madvillainy⏩
pls explain your reasoning for adding "lol" after "let's get drinks!"
Very insecure with what he sent. Betas gon' beta.
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post 1510892661 07-06-2017, 11:26 AM
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Face like a stuntman's knee

alright body tho
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post 1510893061 07-06-2017, 11:30 AM
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The standard smash and dash, enjoy brah! I'd assume she has some good skills
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