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Thread: Amy Schumer [national bikini day] [no fap stay out!]

post 1511027961 07-07-2017, 01:23 PM
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post 1511028231 07-07-2017, 01:26 PM
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post 1511028321 07-07-2017, 01:26 PM
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What in the absolute fuk?
post 1511028531 07-07-2017, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted By miscbehaving⏩
. I bet her vag smells like farm animals
that's half her act, you cot dayum joke thief
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post 1511029781 07-07-2017, 01:42 PM
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post 1511030261 07-07-2017, 01:46 PM
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post 1511030311 07-07-2017, 01:47 PM
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thank god, I was about to break no fap, glad I stumbled in on this thread
post 1511031411 07-07-2017, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
If she was a miscer, she'd have a million+ reps and an inbox flooded by WK's. Miscers talk a big game, but most would still chew their own limbs off for a chance to sniff a bus seat she sat on 20 minutes prior.
Lol @ *******s ITT who are saying miscers would bang her IRL. It could not be more obvious that some of you cucks have been stuck with low-grade for a while and you're bitter af about it.

The average miscer is a 95th percentiler IRL who lifts, can type and read, and actually has options, and that's not a compliment to the misc - it's just that the average person is an overweight 3/10 (e.g. Amy Schumer).
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post 1511031771 07-07-2017, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted By Malnourishment⏩
Lol @ *******s ITT who are saying miscers would bang her IRL. It could not be more obvious that some of you cucks have been stuck with low-grade for a while and you're bitter af about it.

The average miscer is a 95th percentiler IRL and actually has options, and that's not a compliment to the misc - it's just that the average person is an overweight 3/10.
fukkin LMAO. you really think 95% of the misc lifts?

id say about 20-30% actively lift. max.
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post 1511031901 07-07-2017, 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted By mazimi18⏩
fukkin LMAO. you really think 95% of the misc lifts?

id say about 20-30% actively lift. max.
Well I don't know shyt. Still, a person with a 225 for reps bench and sub 15% bodyfat is basically 95th percentile, which I probably mistakenly assume every miscer has been at some point unless I am severely overestimating this place.
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post 1511032081 07-07-2017, 02:02 PM
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am i the only one who would smash?


fukkin low test betas
post 1511032481 07-07-2017, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted By MarinoMike⏩
Is there even a vagina under there?

Scared.jpg
In this case I hope there isn't. Let's hope the entrance to hell has been sealed off for good.
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post 1511032631 07-07-2017, 02:07 PM
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Jesus Christ, what a manatee!


I almost barfed.
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post 1511032641 07-07-2017, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted By strangusernam3⏩
am i the only one who would smash?


fukkin low test betas
would rather be low test than fuk that smelly beast. "High test males" aka low standard cucks are the reason why females think they are god given gifts to earth nowadays.
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post 1511032721 07-07-2017, 02:08 PM
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[QUOTE=PepperedAngus post_id=1511026741]What I see

[img]http://i.imgur.com/Rmyc3u2.jpg[/mg]

What I imagine

[img]https://media.giphy.com/media/9FG3qVO92SyFW/giphy.gif[/mg][/QUOTE]



[img]http://i.imgur.com/9XvmAlw.gif[/img]
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post 1511032811 07-07-2017, 02:09 PM
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I can only imagine the sexors

post 1511033891 07-07-2017, 02:19 PM
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Remember though, even if you miscers DID want to bang her, you never could because she is famous and you're not.

She makes a lot more money than all of you do.

No Amy Schumer fan though, really don't like her
post 1511034321 07-07-2017, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted By EpicLevelWizard⏩
I'd rather have a nice clean wiener in my mouth and I'm not even gay.


But if we're being 100% honest I've banged worse, lol.
LULZ....

This...Get a pint and put on Sad But True by Metallica...

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post 1511038611 07-07-2017, 03:06 PM
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Cool,now I want to kill myself
post 1511039381 07-07-2017, 03:16 PM
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I would eat her out for 60K off a whole large bottle of Jack Daniels
post 1511039621 07-07-2017, 03:19 PM
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She's a repulsive lady fat thing toad
Truth is out there
post 1511056451 07-07-2017, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted By numb3rrs⏩
Remember though, even if you miscers DID want to bang her, you never could because she is famous and you're not.

She makes a lot more money than all of you do.

No Amy Schumer fan though, really don't like her
Since when does a woman's income mean anything? She's disgusting.





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post 1511056651 07-07-2017, 06:22 PM
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post 1511057831 07-07-2017, 06:35 PM
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Gross beyond belief
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post 1511061521 07-07-2017, 07:15 PM
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post 1511061751 07-07-2017, 07:18 PM
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If you came home to that view and she just lays there in front of you with legs spread apart and tells you to go ahead and put it in... would you really not do it? Cuz I'm pretty sure I'd **** her.


Haven't fapped in a week tho
post 1511069361 07-07-2017, 08:50 PM
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post 1511069711 07-07-2017, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
Things I thought I'd never see for 500 Alex
RIP Colin Flaherty
post 1511069991 07-07-2017, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted By strangusernam3⏩
am i the only one who would smash?


fukkin low test betas
Wood ravage/10.
I loe e.
post 1511098641 07-08-2017, 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
hahaha
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