Background:

- OP tutors 19 year old engineering freshman (female)
- Girl's family and OP's family are good friends so OP doing her dad a favour
- OP's mum on holiday; dad working in London so home alone
- Take break to cook food; girl in love with OP's new washing machine
- Girl sticks tongue down OP's throat; make out on washing machine
- Girl invites OP to house party with her youthful glow 19-21 year old friends Fri night
- OP's dad back from London on Thursday so OP can take his SL63 to party


House Party (long cliffs):

- OP rocks up to party in SL63 AMG wearing Cleveland Cavaliers hoody, baggy jeans & TMT cap
- Youthful glow girls initially bertstare hard because they are all in skin-tight evening dresses
- OP flashes the 3 bottles of Ciroc that he rocked up with and girls' eyes light up hard
- OP revs engine and girls get gushy gushy and host kisses OP on cheek and welcomes in
- OP games sloots whilst making cocktails (he isn't drinking so is given this task)
- Girls ask OP questions about himself, his hobbies and his friends so he makes them up to seem alpha
- OP doesn't have IRL friends so uses personality of bb.com Miscer's to describe friends:
Spoiler!
- OP takes individual girls for drive along stretch of road and puts foot down blasting hood songs about Mercedes i.e. J Hus - Did you see, Tory Lanez - Controlla, etc etc
- Back at house party, girls playing poverty pop songs like One D, so OP puts in his phone into speakers
- OP starts playing GOAT trap and hip hop and old school bangers music like Future, 50 Cent, R Kelly, Snoop
- Girls go from talking casually to getting down and duggy and lots of sloots grindin' on OP
- Host (girl who kissed OP on washing machine) gets hardcore jelly and runs out of room crying
- OP was about to go after her, but one girl grabs his arm, takes a shot of Ciroc and snogs OP
- Other sloots clapping and blonde girl full on macks OP and they make-out while everyone cheers
- Host crying in her room to her Ron Jeremy-looking cousin but OP cba to deal with tears/drama
- Girls egg on OP to drink; gets out a beer bong and OP gives into peer pressure & necks it
- OP and girl make-out for about an hour, sporadically drinking, grinding to OP's music
- Host eventually comes downstairs and sees OP and girl making out so goes for walk (OP doesn't see her)
- Girl takes OP upstairs and gives him long, deep BJ but OP can't nut so jerks & busts in mouth
- Post-climax, OP realises how drunk he actually is, and starts falling asleep with random girl
- Host comes into house and tells OP she wants to talk in private, cries & says she's disappointed hard
- OP feels bad coz he probably shouldn't have got with her friend, so decides to go home
- OP in strong wut do moment because he can't drive home, nor leave dad's $150,000+ AMG at party
- OP decides to ring 60 year old dad to come to pick him up from a 19 year old's house party
- Host tells OP's dad what OP did and he's disappointed at him hearing her side of the story
- OP extremely embarrassed at what happened, and also that his dad had to rescue him from house party


So as you can see, it was a rollercoaster of a night. Some periods of extreme high, followed by a massive feeling of guilt, and then having to wake up my dad from bed to come and collect me and drive his car that he let me borrow home. Literally the embarrassment of almost breaking a heart of the host, being rescued by my sleeping dad and a terrible hangover have left me feeling truly WOAT.


I think socialising and leaving the FA basement might not actually be for me, afterall...



Spoon pics of Mercedes SL63 AMG:

Eh, I'll rep you.

Damn, OP delivered.

EDIT:LOL!!

I read all that in a welsh accent...

why are you dressing like stiffler in 1997?

mad out for an hour? wut

edit - did rep for story time

"OP rocks up to party in SL63 AMG wearing Cleveland Cavaliers hoody, baggy jeans & TMT cap"

Stopped reading there.

How else are you supposed to dress to a house party? I wasn't given a dress code or anything...

So...instead of kissing/phucking the girl who made out with you on the washing machine and kindly invited your autistic ass to the party, you went and busted off on her friend? You really are an autist. She liked you, and she invited you to her party, and you betrayed her. I feel like either none of this ever happened or you are a total chitstain of a human being. Would neg for your actions, and would rep for mercedes, so it cancels out and I won't do anything except tell you that you are a huge ******* and you should be ashamed of yourself for making the host cry when she was kind enough to invite you. you deserve to be alone *******. inb4 wk

You call those cliffs *******? Tempted to neg for no cliffs.

But who was pics of girls?

Of course op post pics of everything but the sloot

Unless you got them motion blur T529 pics of the party

None of this happened



Still lold when you said you mentioned the misc as your friends

Never wear a TMT cap ever again. Unless you're actually IN TMT, don't phucking wear that ****. You look like a poser and everyone is laughing at you, not with you.

In a way you are 100% right. And hence why all day today, on top of the hangover, I was feeling extremely bad.

But I am actually an FA with no friends, so I had no brah to tell me what I was doing was wrong. I dwell in my mum's basement most of the time, so when a HBB threw herself at me, I thought with my tongue/dink, not my head/heart.

I had no wingman to tell me how to dress to the party, nevermind how to act...

I do intend to turn up to host girl's house tomorrow and apologise with some M&S chocolates. I will profusely apologise and even if she can't forgive me, I atleast hope we can retain our friendship and I don't mind continuing to tutor her!

shda played this when u were driving, girl would have got insta-wet

What's the difference between a Navy New Era cap and a black TMT hat? A cap is a style, and worked with the rest of the look.

Obviously if I knew the dress code, I would've worn a shirt and chinos instead of the 'badboy' look, i'm not that unaweir...

Pathetic thread.

If you can somehow manage to make it up to the host sloot and end up smashing her even, + posting ninja pics on the misc, I will rep you on sight for life, srs.

I played a lot of C Breezy, but not this song.

Reps for suggestion and will use in the future

Lol you didn't have the 'badboy' look brah. Hate to break it to ya. That's the Justin Bieber look. Justin actually knows Floyd, you don't. That's the difference.

where pics of the girl ya muppet

Way to show up with drinks while not drinking looking like a date rapist

You're the older weird guy that young sloots invite to pay for everything, and then peer pressure the fat one into sucking your dink so you keep bankrolling their sloot games

holy chit this is cringy

no pics of sloots?

Don't know why you're complaining that sounds like an amazing time.

"Bring a bottle" is a normal thing to house parties - I was kind and bought Ciroc instead of Rose wine;

I'm 25, they were 19-21... hardly "older guy";

The girl who gave me BJ kissedMEfirst!

You know what you did wrong. And I think apologizing / chocolates is the way to go on this one. Has the non-host-girl tried to contact you? Would've been GOAT if you went after the host when she left, then you'd be on good terms with everyone, probably get to pursue the host, and then if things didn't work out still have the 2 others as possibilities in the future. Now the host probably hates her friends.

Pros:

-OP was honest with misc about story with party / rescue-dad
-OP was honest with misc about vehicle

Cons:

-OP was inconsiderate/rude towards host

2 pros, 1 con = 1 rep from Bruthar

I didn't want to hurt host. She is actually a very close family friend, and I am her engineering tutor.

I definitely need to make it up to her, just don't know how. Or what explanation i'm going to give for macking her friend.

Do I tell her about the BJ? She doesn't know about it (I think)

No don't tell her. If she finds out you just say you were so drunk you don't really remember. She'll get over it.

Id be willing to bet the only true part of this story is OP borrowing his daddys car to take pictures with his name on it

She hasn't contacted me yet, but she said to me IRL infront of my dad, "I'll message you when you're sober".

So is it still right to rock up at her house with chocolates, and maybe flowers?

Or should I wait for her to message me first? I think I should play the alpha on this one and turn up at her door though!