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Originally Posted By Artemis00⏩

Couldn't agree more. I never understood why guys get so damn worked up about the size of their junk. As long as it works and they know how to use it, its good. I've never felt the need to ripped out a ruler and measure. If anything, I find it extremely unattractive for a guy to even bring up the topic to me. Screams insecurity,

Because we are told by other guys that it is important and then we watch porn and that is reinforced. It is something we have to legit think about and get passed and in the end have to come to terms with whatever size we are as there is no safe way of increasing it. Older guys have (hopefully) gotten over this but guys in their early 20s etc and younger it is a common issue.

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Originally Posted By jcook996⏩

Because we are told by other guys that it is important and then we watch porn and that is reinforced. It is something we have to legit think about and get passed and in the end have to come to terms with whatever size we are as there is no safe way of increasing it. Older guys have (hopefully) gotten over this but guys in their early 20s etc and younger it is a common issue.

It really is a shame they get so messed up by something like that. But I'm sure women have similar things that they focus on that guys don't really care anything about.

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07-10-2017, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted By Artemis00⏩

It really is a shame they get so messed up by something like that. But I'm sure women have similar things that they focus on that guys don't really care anything about.

Women have their own crosses to bear like breast size and such- that might be worse considering how often you see 'transformations' relating almost exclusively to breast augmentation.

For guys, being good at oral helps...most women just appreciate the hell out of that.

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07-10-2017, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted By jcook996⏩

Women have their own crosses to bear like breast size and such- that might be worse considering how often you see 'transformations' relating almost exclusively to breast augmentation.

For guys, being good at oral helps...most women just appreciate the hell out of that.

Very true. It still shocks me when I realize how many women have had breast augmentation. Granted there are always plenty of reasons why they got it but they never make much sense to me given the risks.

And I agree 100 percent...being good at oral is extremely, extremely appreciated.

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Women are insecure about breast size and vagina aesthetics, brb roast beef curtains etc

dick size is just a historic dig against the ol' manhood, between guys it just is joking around but there are enough size queen women that are loudmouths that make it a big enough deal that some men start to really question themselves.

Just learn really good oral, have her cumming before you even whip it out, by that point she is so turned on and ready for you, she won't care what's stabbing her meat wallet as long as its YOURS

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07-11-2017, 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted By happywithit⏩

Dood you think waaaay too much. You got hard. The junk works. You consider yourself average, us biches don't hang out in the men's changing rooms, we don't have the same comparison you men have. Just.chill.the.fuk.out.

Originally Posted By Artemis00⏩

Couldn't agree more. I never understood why guys get so damn worked up about the size of their junk. As long as it works and they know how to use it, its good.

Hopefully hearing it coming from women will be more convincing.

Get too worked up and neither of you will have a good time.

Originally Posted By happywithit⏩

Doing a bit of Saturday night fever and staying alive hopefully

Just work stuff.

Just staying alive or is there disco music and dancing involved?

Originally Posted By Artemis00⏩

I've never felt the need to ripped out a ruler and measure. If anything, I find it extremely unattractive for a guy to even bring up the topic to me. Screams insecurity.

I noticed you only mentioned a ruler. We're not counting the measuring tape you used?

Originally Posted By jcook996⏩

Because we are told by other guys that it is important and then we watch porn and that is reinforced. It is something we have to legit think about and get passed and in the end have to come to terms with whatever size we are as there is no safe way of increasing it. Older guys have (hopefully) gotten over this but guys in their early 20s etc and younger it is a common issue.

Originally Posted By Megalomaniacal⏩

dick size is just a historic dig against the ol' manhood, between guys it just is joking around but there are enough size queen women that are loudmouths that make it a big enough deal that some men start to really question themselves.

Never really experienced this. Never had a woman dwell much on size. Mostly came down to whether or not she was satisfied by the whole experience.

And any dude who is legitimately that interested in discussing your cock and it's measurements is more likely to be trying to get some D than he is to be a credible threat/critic.

Originally Posted By jcook996⏩

For guys, being good at oral helps...most women just appreciate the hell out of that.

Originally Posted By Artemis00⏩

And I agree 100 percent...being good at oral is extremely, extremely appreciated.

Originally Posted By Megalomaniacal⏩

Just learn really good oral, have her cumming before you even whip it out, by that point she is so turned on and ready for you, she won't care what's stabbing her meat wallet as long as its YOURS

Hell, just get "okay" at oral.

Fukkbois set the bar so incredibly low that most can't even find the little man in the boat.

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Originally Posted By LaughingStorm⏩

Hell, just get "okay" at oral.

Fukkbois set the bar so incredibly low that most can't even find the little man in the boat.

eat her so good that the bich recites her vowels into your pillow and you are all set.

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Originally Posted By LaughingStorm⏩

Hopefully hearing it coming from women will be more convincing.

Get too worked up and neither of you will have a good time.

Just staying alive or is there disco music and dancing involved?

I noticed you only mentioned a ruler. We're not counting the measuring tape you used?

Never really experienced this. Never had a woman dwell much on size. Mostly came down to whether or not she was satisfied by the whole experience.

And any dude who is legitimately that interested in discussing your cock and it's measurements is more likely to be trying to get some D than he is to be a credible threat/critic.

Hell, just get "okay" at oral.

Fukkbois set the bar so incredibly low that most can't even find the little man in the boat.

If it comes down to it I will give her oral, get her off but I doubt I will have sex.

Originally Posted By Megalomaniacal⏩

Women are insecure about breast size and vagina aesthetics, brb roast beef curtains etc

dick size is just a historic dig against the ol' manhood, between guys it just is joking around but there are enough size queen women that are loudmouths that make it a big enough deal that some men start to really question themselves.

Just learn really good oral, have her cumming before you even whip it out, by that point she is so turned on and ready for you, she won't care what's stabbing her meat wallet as long as its YOURS

have been in a few groups of girls talking about D size. I have heard enough to know that size matters significantly. I can get laid right now and I could have in the past (hard for me to admit) but I don't want to because I know I am just average. I have issues accepting myself. I will not have sex because of it.

If it comes down to it I will give her oral and hope that is good enough for a while. Phucking sucks being a bish. I cannot do much about my size though.

07-11-2017, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted By Legend1617⏩

If it comes down to it I will give her oral, get her off but I doubt I will have sex.

Is oral not sex anymore? Was there a meeting to discuss this? Did Bill Clinton lead the meeting?

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07-11-2017, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted By John$Galt⏩

what game/stakes? glad to see in your subsequent post that you won.

I lost last tuesday, played 2/5 NL hold'em. was up quite a bit then started getting too loose while opponents were catching. lost a few hundred.

2/3, buy in size A$100 to A$500. It's a good game because it's the lowest stake NLHE table they run, so players are atrocious and it's 160bb+ effective - most people buy in for the max. Double up and now you're playing 300bb+ vs. monkeys. However it has to be soft, because the rake is 10% capped at $10 and we pay a $5 hourly time charge on top. Also, water is free if you get up and fetch it from the tap, other than that there are exactly zero comps.

The big boys game is 2/5/UTG straddle 10, buy in $500 - $1K. Too rich for my blood, I might have a crack at it one day.

Thereallybig game that runs occasionally is PLO 50/100, $10K minimum buy in. When it runs the sadass fish-regs crowd round the table like the degenerate fanboys they are.

Losing a few hundo at 2/5 isn't bad; my worst day(s) were -$600 kangaroo dollars but one day I'll do a $1K and then do the walk of shame. You a winner at 2/5? Seems to be lowest stake you can go pro at in the US, so I guess it's a reasonably tough game?

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Originally Posted By Legend1617⏩

have been in a few groups of girls talking about D size. I have heard enough to know that size matters significantly. I can get laid right now and I could have in the past (hard for me to admit) but I don't want to because I know I am just average. I have issues accepting myself. I will not have sex because of it.

It matters if you have a micropenis and it matters if you have a mutant monster cock (neither is good) but if you're anywhere near 5.5 inches very few women will care.

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07-12-2017, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted By Legend1617⏩

If it comes down to it I will give her oral, get her off but I doubt I will have sex.

have been in a few groups of girls talking about D size. I have heard enough to know that size matters significantly. I can get laid right now and I could have in the past (hard for me to admit) but I don't want to because I know I am just average. I have issues accepting myself. I will not have sex because of it.

If it comes down to it I will give her oral and hope that is good enough for a while. Phucking sucks being a bish. I cannot do much about my size though.

Dude I don't have a big dick. Yours is probably bigger than mine. And I've gotten plenty of pussy, and happy customers over the years. There were some 1 nighters that I wanted to be more but they didn't, could have been size queens. Who cares? There were plenty who wanted me more and more, and several who have fallen in love with me. And I wasn't even nearly as good at sex then as I am now.

The key is...and listen up...to be confident sexually, to be dominant, I mean tossing her around a bit, squeezing, giving it to her well like you're an animal, and making her cum, especially at first. If you can do that, it matters much less how big your dick is. Later on when there are more feelers it's fine to have that lovey-dovey type sex, but the first few times you should be running the show like a boss.

You're being autistic again. Just fuk this girl as well as you can. Based on what you've said about her, I seriously doubt she's a size queen. And if she is, who gives a fuk.

I can almost guarantee you that if a hung dude and I were dating the same girl that she'd be into me more based on sexual performance alone, not to mention all the other sh*t that makes me money. Most guys (and girls tbh) are pretty terrible at sex. Oh, and please don't use porn as a guage. Almost none of those girls has real orgasms, and it's done for the camera, not the actors. Real sex feels much better than those dumb-ass positions they use.

This is all coming from a guy who used to have your same mental hang ups growing up, largely due to porn.

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2/3, buy in size A$100 to A$500. It's a good game because it's the lowest stake NLHE table they run, so players are atrocious and it's 160bb+ effective - most people buy in for the max. Double up and now you're playing 300bb+ vs. monkeys. However it has to be soft, because the rake is 10% capped at $10 and we pay a $5 hourly time charge on top. Also, water is free if you get up and fetch it from the tap, other than that there are exactly zero comps.

The big boys game is 2/5/UTG straddle 10, buy in $500 - $1K. Too rich for my blood, I might have a crack at it one day.

Thereallybig game that runs occasionally is PLO 50/100, $10K minimum buy in. When it runs the sadass fish-regs crowd round the table like the degenerate fanboys they are.

Losing a few hundo at 2/5 isn't bad; my worst day(s) were -$600 kangaroo dollars but one day I'll do a $1K and then do the walk of shame. You a winner at 2/5? Seems to be lowest stake you can go pro at in the US, so I guess it's a reasonably tough game?

Nice our small game is 1/2 NL and like you said, lots of terrible players there. Better players at the 2/5 but bigger pots, and still people who suck but just have more money. This azn girl had a $5K wad of 100's and just kept losing her stack and buying back in. Literally did not give a **** about money.

I usually play the 1/2 but felt like upping it last time.

That is a fkn ridiculous rake. And no free booze!?

jcook what's up man? how's life?

also hzc I don't know if you got banned or what but I tried replying to your pm and it said you couldn't receive them. your pics legit made me laugh out loud at how cute your pup's face was.

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Originally Posted By Legend1617⏩

If it comes down to it I will give her oral, get her off but I doubt I will have sex.

Originally Posted By Legend1617⏩

have been in a few groups of girls talking about D size. I have heard enough to know that size matters significantly. I can get laid right now and I could have in the past (hard for me to admit) but I don't want to because I know I am just average. I have issues accepting myself. I will not have sex because of it.
If it comes down to it I will give her oral and hope that is good enough for a while. Phucking sucks being a bish. I cannot do much about my size though.

Dude, people talk chit among their friends. Just the way it is.

Can't take that so seriously.

Originally Posted By jcook996⏩

Is oral not sex anymore? Was there a meeting to discuss this? Did Bill Clinton lead the meeting?

Nope, oral isn't sex. There was discussion and it was decided.

Why you trying to fukk up a good thing?

Originally Posted By Mr

It matters if you have a micropenis and it matters if you have a mutant monster cock (neither is good) but if you're anywhere near 5.5 inches very few women will care.

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Originally Posted By LaughingStorm⏩

Just staying alive or is there disco music and dancing involved?

Seriously boring stuff unfortunately. Well to me it's fun and interesting (tax job) and I have been lucky enough to be volunteering for this Lord (never a bad thing to have a Lord as a reference) who deals with this stuff, but to sane people tax is understandably dull.
No bombs but London is heavily guarded now.

On another note (no pun intended) I'm a bit of a music lover and play a few instruments and I was so pleased when my son asked for piano lessons. I'm not a pushy mum (I hope) but have such a love for music so now have an excuse to upgrade my piano. Whoop whoop.

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You may think you have an issue with size, until your gf is balled up after sex due to intense cramping and stomach pain.

I'm no tripod, but close enough to the point where I've legitimately felt bad afterwards for getting a little over anxious in the moment.

IME, women are mainly of two main groups with sex: 1) requires clit friction to cum, 2) cums strictly without clit stimulation. Majority of women are a part of group 1, not group 2.

And if you don't believe me, ask them yourself. Most women visually will tell you a red bull can is large, and that's 6" in length.

The key is fit. They come in different sizes as do men, a man with an 8" penis and a woman with a relatively short vagina are never going to have great sex. You want to be at her max limit without causing a lot of discomfort, that's your money maker. Sex will be bomb because you can hit all those spots on her, and only when you play really rough, will she be in a bit of pain.

Not that I'm some sex guru or anything, but I just am a very observant person, especially when it comes to women.

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New chat thread eh? And a sticky too.

It's been ages since I've been here. How's everyone?

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Originally Posted By Megalomaniacal⏩

Women are insecure about breast size and vagina aesthetics, brb roast beef curtains etc

dick size is just a historic dig against the ol' manhood, between guys it just is joking around but there are enough size queen women that are loudmouths that make it a big enough deal that some men start to really question themselves.

Just learn really good oral, have her cumming before you even whip it out, by that point she is so turned on and ready for you, she won't care what's stabbing her meat wallet as long as its YOURS

I'm not insecure about either, my hangups are different than those. Same with women I know, I don't know of any female who has said she is insecure about vagina aesthetics. Maybe breast size among the slimmer females I know.

Originally Posted By Legend1617⏩

If it comes down to it I will give her oral, get her off but I doubt I will have sex.
ave been in a few groups of girls talking about D size. I have heard enough to know that size matters significantly. I can get laid right now and I could have in the past (hard for me to admit) but I don't want to because I know I am just average. I have issues accepting myself. I will not have sex because of it.

If it comes down to it I will give her oral and hope that is good enough for a while. Phucking sucks being a bish. I cannot do much about my size though.

Didn't you post that you are 7 inches? That is above average. That's the problem with these forums and porn, is that every guy thinks that he has to be 9 inches to satisfy a woman.

To be honest if it's too long, it hurts for her to even enjoy it when I talked to females!!!

Originally Posted By Megalomaniacal⏩

eat her so good that the bich recites her vowels into your pillow and you are all set.

This is how men get women addicted to them. He knows the secret

So many men won't even try or do a poor job that a guy who is great at this is in her mind 24/7.

Originally Posted By Tiffany

New chat thread eh? And a sticky too.

It's been ages since I've been here. How's everyone?

We miss you on the forums! It always helps to have a female to balance out the mostly male advice of "all women are cheating sloots".

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Originally Posted By John$Galt⏩

Dude I don't have a big dick. Yours is probably bigger than mine. And I've gotten plenty of pussy, and happy customers over the years. There were some 1 nighters that I wanted to be more but they didn't, could have been size queens. Who cares? There were plenty who wanted me more and more, and several who have fallen in love with me. And I wasn't even nearly as good at sex then as I am now.

The key is...and listen up...to be confident sexually, to be dominant, I mean tossing her around a bit, squeezing, giving it to her well like you're an animal, and making her cum, especially at first. If you can do that, it matters much less how big your dick is. Later on when there are more feelers it's fine to have that lovey-dovey type sex, but the first few times you should be running the show like a boss.

You're being autistic again. Just fuk this girl as well as you can. Based on what you've said about her, I seriously doubt she's a size queen. And if she is, who gives a fuk.

I can almost guarantee you that if a hung dude and I were dating the same girl that she'd be into me more based on sexual performance alone, not to mention all the other sh*t that makes me money. Most guys (and girls tbh) are pretty terrible at sex. Oh, and please don't use porn as a guage. Almost none of those girls has real orgasms, and it's done for the camera, not the actors. Real sex feels much better than those dumb-ass positions they use.

This is all coming from a guy who used to have your same mental hang ups growing up, largely due to porn.

Nice our small game is 1/2 NL and like you said, lots of terrible players there. Better players at the 2/5 but bigger pots, and still people who suck but just have more money. This azn girl had a $5K wad of 100's and just kept losing her stack and buying back in. Literally did not give a **** about money.

I usually play the 1/2 but felt like upping it last time.

That is a fkn ridiculous rake. And no free booze!?

jcook what's up man? how's life?

also hzc I don't know if you got banned or what but I tried replying to your pm and it said you couldn't receive them. your pics legit made me laugh out loud at how cute your pup's face was.

D*mn so many feels.. I am trying my best to get out of this rut I am in. We cuddle and mess around some but I want to wait a little while before sex.

I didn't think I would say it for a long time but I have a lovely girlfriend now. Pretty hard for me to believe

My balls must be dropping at a late age idk. I appreciate all the uplifting sh*t and advice you guys give.

I am going to be honest though, I wasn't looking for a girl when I found her and I can pretty much say whatever I want and do whatever. I don't think I have followed any of the pick up bs or attempts to impress her. I am just trying to do the best I can & be myself.

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Originally Posted By deadliftbrah19⏩

Didn't you post that you are 7 inches? That is above average. That's the problem with these forums and porn, is that every guy thinks that he has to be 9 inches to satisfy a woman.

To be honest if it's too long, it hurts for her to even enjoy it when I talked to females!!!

How do you remember these things? 0.o I am hoping I can get her off when the time comes. I will make sure to get her off first.

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Originally Posted By Legend1617⏩

How do you remember these things? 0.o I am hoping I can get her off when the time comes. I will make sure to get her off first.

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Originally Posted By happywithit⏩

Seriously boring stuff unfortunately. Well to me it's fun and interesting (tax job) and I have been lucky enough to be volunteering for this Lord (never a bad thing to have a Lord as a reference) who deals with this stuff, but to sane people tax is understandably dull.
No bombs but London is heavily guarded now.
On another note (no pun intended) I'm a bit of a music lover and play a few instruments and I was so pleased when my son asked for piano lessons. I'm not a pushy mum (I hope) but have such a love for music so now have an excuse to upgrade my piano. Whoop whoop.

Lots of guards to go with all the cameras now? Sounds like a hoot.

Hope your kiddo likes piano!

Originally Posted By HeBrewHammah⏩

IME, women are mainly of two main groups with sex: 1) requires clit friction to cum, 2) cums strictly without clit stimulation. Majority of women are a part of group 1, not group 2.

100% true in my experience.

Originally Posted By HeBrewHammah⏩

Most women visually will tell you a red bull can is large, and that's 6" in length.

Originally Posted By deadliftbrah19⏩

It always helps to have a female to balance out the mostly male advice of "all women are cheating sloots".

The "red pill" bullchit is strong on the Misc.

Originally Posted By Legend1617⏩

I don't think I have followed any of the pick up bs or attempts to impress her.

Turns out that PUA bullchit doesn't work anyways and is pretty rapey most of the time.

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Originally Posted By Legend1617⏩

How do you remember these things? 0.o I am hoping I can get her off when the time comes. I will make sure to get her off first.

You are such a kind person. She is so lucky to have you! Yes you are way above average, so you have nothing to worry about.

I recognize it is scary and overwhelming when it's new and different though. Luckily you found someone older who is typically kinder and more patient than women your age.

Back in my days with younger guys I had some who were inexperienced and I just let them work through the anxiety, and kept assuring them that I was there to help and be supportive, and not to judge. One guy who is maybe 26 now, still Snapchats me and says that he had a tough time following up because he worried he couldn't perform and was sweating bullets on our first date.

Just talking to him after 3-4 years reminded me of you.

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Originally Posted By deadliftbrah19⏩

You are such a kind person. She is so lucky to have you! Yes you are way above average, so you have nothing to worry about.
I recognize it is scary and overwhelming when it's new and different though. Luckily you found someone older who is typically kinder and more patient than women your age.
Back in my days with younger guys I had some who were inexperienced and I just let them work through the anxiety, and kept assuring them that I was there to help and be supportive, and not to judge. One guy who is maybe 26 now, still Snapchats me and says that he had a tough time following up because he worried he couldn't perform and was sweating bullets on our first date.
Just talking to him after 3-4 years reminded me of you.

Das it. Learned many things from older women.

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Originally Posted By LaughingStorm⏩

Das it. Learned many things from older women.

Care to share? lol

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Originally Posted By deadliftbrah19⏩

Care to share? lol

I prefer showing to telling

Too many instances to list them all. It was a woman just slightly older than me that taught me how to properly perform anal sex.

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Originally Posted By LaughingStorm⏩

I prefer showing to telling

Too many instances to list them all. It was a woman just slightly older than me that taught me how to properly perform anal sex.

Inn for anal sex video, lol

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Originally Posted By HeBrewHammah⏩

The key is fit. They come in different sizes as do men, a man with an 8" penis and a woman with a relatively short vagina are never going to have great sex. You want to be at her max limit without causing a lot of discomfort, that's your money maker. Sex will be bomb because you can hit all those spots on her, and only when you play really rough, will she be in a bit of pain.

2/3 of the nerve endings are in the first 1/3 of a woman's vagina. It's not necessary to touch bottom.... and sometimes smashing the cervix causes unwanted pain, anyway. I've been with women that I had to work really hard to get into, and with women of similar (or smaller) stature that I had to tie a board to my ass with. IOW: There's no correct stereotype when it comes to sex. The trick to good sex is finding out what your partner likes best, and delivering it to the best of your ability. And about the "size queens"...... that's usually a sign of a really loose vagina that needs a lot of meat to fill it up. And of course it's much easier to blame men for being small than it is to admit one has a spacious vagina! So small guys need to find the small women, and all is well in fits like a glove land.

Originally Posted By Tiffany

New chat thread eh? And a sticky too.

It's been ages since I've been here. How's everyone?

Hi Bby! I see you elsewhere, but it's nice to see you here as well!

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Originally Posted By deadliftbrah19⏩

I'm not insecure about either, my hangups are different than those. Same with women I know, I don't know of any female who has said she is insecure about vagina aesthetics. Maybe breast size among the slimmer females I know.

Didn't you post that you are 7 inches? That is above average. That's the problem with these forums and porn, is that every guy thinks that he has to be 9 inches to satisfy a woman.

To be honest if it's too long, it hurts for her to even enjoy it when I talked to females!!!

This is how men get women addicted to them. He knows the secret

So many men won't even try or do a poor job that a guy who is great at this is in her mind 24/7.

We miss you on the forums! It always helps to have a female to balance out the mostly male advice of "all women are cheating sloots".

aren't you a tranny? I don't know why I remember that.

Originally Posted By LaughingStorm⏩

I prefer showing to telling

Too many instances to list them all. It was a super cute boy just slightly older than me that taught me how to properly perform anal sex.

all coming together now

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Originally Posted By John$Galt⏩

aren't you a tranny? I don't know why I remember that.

all coming together now

You're the only tranny here. lmao

Originally Posted By IronCharles⏩

2/3 of the nerve endings are in the first 1/3 of a woman's vagina. It's not necessary to touch bottom.... and sometimes smashing the cervix causes unwanted pain, anyway. I've been with women that I had to work really hard to get into, and with women of similar (or smaller) stature that I had to tie a board to my ass with. IOW: There's no correct stereotype when it comes to sex. The trick to good sex is finding out what your partner likes best, and delivering it to the best of your ability. And about the "size queens"...... that's usually a sign of a really loose vagina that needs a lot of meat to fill it up. And of course it's much easier to blame men for being small than it is to admit one has a spacious vagina! So small guys need to find the small women, and all is well in fits like a glove land.

I agree, but I also know that some women respond well to pressure in the latter 2/3 of it as well.