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Thread: Bored, give me some Tinder openers and i'll post results

post 1511416231 07-11-2017, 07:10 AM
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in4 moar results
post 1511417001 07-11-2017, 07:19 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
First one: "Wanna come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror"

Second one:

You: Simple Tinder test..you up for it?
Her: sure
You: How do you spell 'ME'
Her: M E
You: You forgot the 'D' lol
Her: There is no 'D' in ME
You: There will be later on if you play your cards right sloot
Not only a visual artist but a master word smith..richstrong does it all
post 1511418971 07-11-2017, 07:44 AM
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"Im just looking for someone to watch lion king with"

Actually works
post 1511418981 07-11-2017, 07:44 AM
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depends if you want lulz/trolling, or smashes?


'18 holes a day and i still have time for golf'

'eyes too far apart copypasta'

'normal convo, talk about what country youre from - hit em with the i am indian copypasta'

'i eat ass btw'

'i mean, youll do'

'words cant describe your beauty, but numbers can, misc 2/10'

'id love to paint you green and spank you like a naughty avocado'

'shotgun bigspoon'

'how does smooth whiskey and rough sex sound?'

'i want you'

'lets skip the small talk and get to the dominating'

'lest skip to the part where you call me daddy'



pls respawn
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gym best - 398/265/440 (180/120/200) - @ 78kg

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post 1511419721 07-11-2017, 07:53 AM
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18 holes a day and i still time find for golf, pretty good ^^
my name is nathan but my friends just call me N word
post 1511419911 07-11-2017, 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted By mazimi18⏩
18 holes a day and i still time find for golf, pretty good ^^
hehe ty men

comp best - 358/237/375 (162.5/107.5/170) - BDFPA 75kg (165lb) class
gym best - 398/265/440 (180/120/200) - @ 78kg

*Powerlifting crew*
*IIFYM crew*
*UK crew*
*skinny jeans + longline tees crew*
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post 1511420121 07-11-2017, 07:57 AM
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Originally Posted By somfking⏩
Pretty sure I heard that one in 4th grade. It's true, you can say whatever you want to a sloot if you're good looking and she'll react like you're Dave Fuking Chappelle.
post 1511421451 07-11-2017, 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
First one: "Wanna come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror"

Second one:

You: Simple Tinder test..you up for it?
Her: sure
You: How do you spell 'ME'
Her: M E
You: You forgot the 'D' lol
Her: There is no 'D' in ME
You: There will be later on if you play your cards right sloot
Fkn ded
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post 1511421651 07-11-2017, 08:15 AM
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In for responses.

Any numbers yet OP?
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post 1511422681 07-11-2017, 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted By somfking⏩


Lmao'ed
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"ERMUHGAW LOL...."
"Oh you, ERMUHGAWD!"
post 1511425581 07-11-2017, 09:00 AM
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Eyes too far apart copypasta.

Youthful glow copypasta (I can't find it, something about telling the bish she's lost her glow).

Or just tell her you want to release a thick jizz load on her face.
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dead by 40 crew, pussied out of dead by 30 crew
post 1511460051 07-11-2017, 02:10 PM
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give me a lulzy response to monica.


also just sent the richstrong line and a few others



the alyssa girl and monica girl are the only two to respond so far, tough crowd lmao
bench - 320 x 1

squat - 360 x 1
post 1511460301 07-11-2017, 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted By somfking⏩
give me a lulzy response to monica.


also just sent the richstrong line and a few others



the alyssa girl and monica girl are the only two to respond so far, tough crowd lmao
and now we wait...


also throw this in to monica at some point...

See monster0ultra's sig
post 1511460931 07-11-2017, 02:19 PM
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also this girl is a smoke and i started talking to her before this thread but she's gotta be like half brain dead judging by how boring she is, so give me some lulzy responses and i'll send one to her

bench - 320 x 1

squat - 360 x 1
post 1511461321 07-11-2017, 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted By somfking⏩
also this girl is a smoke and i started talking to her before this thread but she's gotta be like half brain dead judging by how boring she is, so give me some lulzy responses and i'll send one to her

When you go down on me tonight I'll show you what's even harder af. And learn some spell check kunt.
post 1511462171 07-11-2017, 02:30 PM
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"Are you a gorilla exhibit? Cause I wanna drop a baby in you"

or

"Do you like to draw? Cause I put the D in raw."
post 1511462441 07-11-2017, 02:32 PM
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"Are you a can of biscuits? Because I wanna bang you on my kitchen counter."
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post 1511462791 07-11-2017, 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted By somfking⏩
also this girl is a smoke and i started talking to her before this thread but she's gotta be like half brain dead judging by how boring she is, so give me some lulzy responses and i'll send one to her

imagine if she had to live as a guy. she wouldnt respond like a dull kunt
leave her ass on read (srs)
Knicks are goat
post 1511462901 07-11-2017, 02:37 PM
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You white brahs are so lucky! I'm a legit model (non white or European) and only got like 3 matches in 2 days....
post 1511463831 07-11-2017, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted By 69Lbs⏩
You white brahs are so lucky! I'm a legit model (non white or European) and only got like 3 matches in 2 days....
>legit model
>3 matches in 2 days

pick one
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squat - 360 x 1
post 1511464001 07-11-2017, 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted By WagerKing⏩
imagine if she had to live as a guy. she wouldnt respond like a dull kunt
leave her ass on read (srs)
very true, even if you're an above average dude you won't get chit being that fukking boring lmao
bench - 320 x 1

squat - 360 x 1
post 1511464381 07-11-2017, 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted By somfking⏩
>legit model
>3 matches in 2 days

pick one
Well I am in a Midwest city thats white as ****...you pick one! When I was in NYC I had way more success
post 1511491931 07-11-2017, 07:10 PM
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[QUOTE=RICHSTRONG post_id=1511460301]and now we wait...


also throw this in to monica at some point...

[img]http://i.imgur.com/yrNqw1x.jpg[img][/QUOTE]slowly but surely finally getting to the punch line lmao
[img]http://i.imgur.com/JJfglvj.png[/img]
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post 1511504751 07-11-2017, 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted By somfking⏩
slowly but surely finally getting to the punch line lmao
lulz. Tinder may ban you though.
post 1511505331 07-11-2017, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted By 69Lbs⏩
Well I am in a Midwest city thats white as ****...you pick one! When I was in NYC I had way more success
This guy wouldnt have a problem in the midwest.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...ains-fans.html
post 1511505861 07-11-2017, 09:40 PM
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This is how it works. You call an Uber. I get in. It drives me to your location. You'll have food ready for me. I'll eat that while you shower to ensure your angus is ready for my 8 inch tongue. After I finish, I'll brush my teeth with your toothbrush and you'll like it. I'll then carry you to the bed and toss you lightly and playfully while ripping off your thong. Now this is where you suck me off until I finish. Then you'll get the pleasure of my hard muscles pulsating in you. Once we finish i will not throw you a towel. I'll get in the uber waiting for me and you'll never hear back from me again.
Bench 315x1 - Squat 415x1 - Deadlift 515x1 Total = 1,245

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post 1511524391 07-12-2017, 03:00 AM
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Originally Posted By SkinnyBeast24⏩
This is how it works. You call an Uber. I get in. It drives me to your location. You'll have food ready for me. I'll eat that while you shower to ensure your angus is ready for my 8 inch tongue. After I finish, I'll brush my teeth with your toothbrush and you'll like it. I'll then carry you to the bed and toss you lightly and playfully while ripping off your thong. Now this is where you suck me off until I finish. Then you'll get the pleasure of my hard muscles pulsating in you. Once we finish i will not throw you a towel. I'll get in the uber waiting for me and you'll never hear back from me again.
ded
comp best - 358/237/375 (162.5/107.5/170) - BDFPA 75kg (165lb) class
gym best - 398/265/440 (180/120/200) - @ 78kg

*Powerlifting crew*
*IIFYM crew*
*UK crew*
*skinny jeans + longline tees crew*
*Libertarian crew*

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post 1511524621 07-12-2017, 03:09 AM
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Originally Posted By SkinnyBeast24⏩
This is how it works. You call an Uber. I get in. It drives me to your location. You'll have food ready for me. I'll eat that while you shower to ensure your angus is ready for my 8 inch tongue. After I finish, I'll brush my teeth with your toothbrush and you'll like it. I'll then carry you to the bed and toss you lightly and playfully while ripping off your thong. Now this is where you suck me off until I finish. Then you'll get the pleasure of my hard muscles pulsating in you. Once we finish i will not throw you a towel. I'll get in the uber waiting for me and you'll never hear back from me again.
in. do it OP
UK/SWISS CREW
post 1511524871 07-12-2017, 03:14 AM
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Originally Posted By somfking⏩
That is absolutely repulsive.
Sent
post 1511528581 07-12-2017, 04:53 AM
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Originally Posted By SkinnyBeast24⏩
This is how it works. You call an Uber. I get in. It drives me to your location. You'll have food ready for me. I'll eat that while you shower to ensure your angus is ready for my 8 inch tongue. After I finish, I'll brush my teeth with your toothbrush and you'll like it. I'll then carry you to the bed and toss you lightly and playfully while ripping off your thong. Now this is where you suck me off until I finish. Then you'll get the pleasure of my hard muscles pulsating in you. Once we finish i will not throw you a towel. I'll get in the uber waiting for me and you'll never hear back from me again.
lmao
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