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Bored, give me some Tinder openers and i'll post results
Bored, give me some Tinder openers and i'll post results
07-12-2017, 01:05 PM
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lol when girls refer to the possibility of you meeting up with her "your chance"
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07-12-2017, 01:06 PM
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07-12-2017, 01:09 PM
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[QUOTE=WagerKing post_id=1511577581][img]https://i.img/yAkA.png[/img
this line may need its own thread holy chit[/QUOTE]This that you in the middle of them two chicks? I always wonder what your face looked like.
this line may need its own thread holy chit[/QUOTE]This that you in the middle of them two chicks? I always wonder what your face looked like.
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07-12-2017, 01:10 PM
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The trigger value of that line is incredible...innn 4 more lols. Would send to matches if i could but no matches crew
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07-12-2017, 01:11 PM
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Trolling dating sites or Tinder is the best. GJDM OP.
Trolled my friend on POF as a hot chick. He was so Beta. Strung him along a bit and then hit him with "I just wanna suck your big cawk." He was like "Huh?" I was like "hahaha you fukking ******* this is "me" trolling the fawk outta you.
Kept the female profile and trolled tons of dudes. Get a ton of numbers and then just sending them out in messages. 100's of guys all cross texting each other and messaging me back on POF like I must have given them the wrong number. Pls respond.
Trolled my friend on POF as a hot chick. He was so Beta. Strung him along a bit and then hit him with "I just wanna suck your big cawk." He was like "Huh?" I was like "hahaha you fukking ******* this is "me" trolling the fawk outta you.
Kept the female profile and trolled tons of dudes. Get a ton of numbers and then just sending them out in messages. 100's of guys all cross texting each other and messaging me back on POF like I must have given them the wrong number. Pls respond.
07-12-2017, 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted By WagerKing⏩
this line may need its own thread holy chit
You should try spade's line. First ask if you can be direct with her then when she answers yes put thisthis line may need its own thread holy chit
"You have that perfect combination of sexy and cute that makes me want to pin you against a wall and make out with you. Hard."
07-12-2017, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted By WagerKing⏩
you can detect the crazies with this line
"not going to take **** from a guy or let them get in the way ofMEcareer"you can detect the crazies with this line
"I don't like the comments that some rude, impatient *******sMADEtowards me"
My god... these women, honestly.
I wish her the best of luck with her career, because the dumb bitch is going to need it.
Originally Posted By WagerKing⏩
this line may need its own thread holy chit
"Is this how you normally react when someone says something as a joke? I've always been curious when it comes to boring bitches like you."this line may need its own thread holy chit
07-12-2017, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted By WagerKing⏩
You can probably hook up with her๐ฎ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ถ, ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐
โโโโโโ๐งตMake trolls invisible: https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=180234573 โโโโโโ
07-12-2017, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted By MattBro95⏩
"Is this how you normally react when someone says something as a joke? I've always been curious when it comes to boring bitches like you."
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07-12-2017, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted By KyBrah32⏩
I think boring should be changed to basic. I think basic is more of an insult."Anyone who is not shocked by quantum theory has not understood a single word". Dr. Niels Bohr
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07-12-2017, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted By MattBro95⏩
"not going to take **** from a guy or let them get in the way ofMEcareer"
"I don't like the comments that some rude, impatient *******sMADEtowards me"
My god... these women, honestly.
I wish her the best of luck with her career, because the dumb bitch is going to need it.
"Is this how you normally react when someone says something as a joke? I've always been curious when it comes to boring bitches like you."
"I don't like the comments that some rude, impatient *******sMADEtowards me"
My god... these women, honestly.
I wish her the best of luck with her career, because the dumb bitch is going to need it.
"Is this how you normally react when someone says something as a joke? I've always been curious when it comes to boring bitches like you."
lol
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07-12-2017, 01:41 PM
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'I'm getting shipped off in two weeks, and i want to spend my nights with the most beautiful women i have ever seen'.
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07-12-2017, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted By WagerKing⏩
the line delivers once again
You should probably fuk this chickthe line delivers once again
07-12-2017, 04:12 PM
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I open with "what are you looking for." A surprising number will, in a round-about way, admit to FWB's or hooking up. right then.
Ask them five minutes in to the conversation and not once have I had them say it. I'd try it. FWIW.
Ask them five minutes in to the conversation and not once have I had them say it. I'd try it. FWIW.
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07-12-2017, 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted By NLNFunKti0nz⏩
what do? should i say some disgusting chit for the lulzy triggered response?You should try spade's line. First ask if you can be direct with her then when she answers yes put this
"You have that perfect combination of sexy and cute that makes me want to pin you against a wall and make out with you. Hard."
"You have that perfect combination of sexy and cute that makes me want to pin you against a wall and make out with you. Hard."
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07-12-2017, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted By somfking⏩
Just to bump the thread and give myself some lulz as a Ron Burgundy fan, respond:what do? should i say some disgusting chit for the lulzy triggered response?
"I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. My apartment reeks of rich mahogany. I have many leather bound books. I wanna be on you."
ALL I ASK IS ALL YOU GOT FOR AS LONG AS IT TAKES
07-12-2017, 05:44 PM
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07-12-2017, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted By wesleysh21⏩
ask and you shall receive. i'll post response if she sends one lolJust to bump the thread and give myself some lulz as a Ron Burgundy fan, respond:
"I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. My apartment reeks of rich mahogany. I have many leather bound books. I wanna be on you."
"I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. My apartment reeks of rich mahogany. I have many leather bound books. I wanna be on you."
edit: quick response and all she said was "oh brother" lmao. i was hoping for some trigger action
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07-12-2017, 05:56 PM
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On spread Wagerbrah lmao
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07-12-2017, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted By somfking⏩
Post what I posted lulz. Damn looks like you did it on the wrong chick. Considering you are a chad, it will work on the other ones. Try it on the other chicks and report back.what do? should i say some disgusting chit for the lulzy triggered response?
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07-12-2017, 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted By EoR⏩
you dont understand these slooots get trolled everyday on tinderlol, female uses tinder then says "Not if it's sexual". Just lol.
its fukin hilarious
we all see tinder sloots as generic trash
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07-12-2017, 07:54 PM
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Jesus, I would get instablocked if I tried any of these lines, yet this fool either gets them wet or gets 10 second chances to ask them out on a date. TFW ugly.
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07-12-2017, 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted By WagerKing⏩
Can you please wreck someone of the stuckup sloots on your tinder?you dont understand these slooots get trolled everyday on tinder
its fukin hilarious
we all see tinder sloots as generic trash
its fukin hilarious
we all see tinder sloots as generic trash
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