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post 1511895841 07-15-2017, 01:29 AM
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"I would love to be your first wife" (srs) (pics)

So I'm finally getting laid again tomorrow.
After meeting this 18 year old 2 weeks ago and doing pretty much everything but sex..
Shes now being a total weirdo and I don't want to force it anymore.
Gonna go Nc for now.

But I found this 30 year old Venezuelan girl who is only in Canada/Toronto to study english. I told her I'm a virgin still because I have barely had sex yet..so don't hate.
Aftet I get experience with her..I'm done with that sht.

But yeah,tomorrow she is coming straight to my place

Sorry if embedd mess up,im on mobile.















Yeah..its all in the bag now guys!👍
Nothing can possibly go wrong
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post 1511895881 07-15-2017, 01:31 AM
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who nose?
post 1511895911 07-15-2017, 01:31 AM
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Good, you finally broke your actually posting pics of the girl virginity.

Edit: read texts. You still write like a 16 year old boy.
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post 1511895951 07-15-2017, 01:32 AM
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This is some next level autism.

If you're not a troll then god help you.
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post 1511895991 07-15-2017, 01:33 AM
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I can hear that accent through the texts... rock hard right now.

Lost it at "Would need lube?" though lmao.
post 1511896021 07-15-2017, 01:33 AM
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adding this to my folder of 'things that happened'


it's always the same fkn story with you, stop texting yourself and deleting the dupes you slimy bastard

edit: thanks for wasting my 2000th post on this POS garbage thread of yours
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post 1511896031 07-15-2017, 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
So I'm finally getting laid again tomorrow.
After meeting this 18 year old 2 weeks ago and doing pretty much everything but sex..
Shes now being a total weirdo and I don't want to force it anymore.
Gonna go Nc for now.

But I found this 30 year old Venezuelan girl who is only in Canada/Toronto to study english. I told her I'm a virgin still because I have barely had sex yet..so don't hate.
Aftet I get experience with her..I'm done with that sht.

But yeah,tomorrow she is coming straight to my place

Sorry if embedd mess up,im on mobile.















Yeah..its all in the bag now guys!👍
Nothing can possibly go wrong
Be your first wife as an shes only here to get into a green card marriage/10 lol
Shes trying to find anyone to marry that has dat dere citizenship
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post 1511896121 07-15-2017, 01:36 AM
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On student visa
"would love to be your first wife"

Translation: I'm going to fuk my way into citizenship, dump you for Chad (or in her case, Carlos) divorce you, and take half your chit.

Inb4 nickol is miscing in between cleaning windshields on spadina and lakeshore
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post 1511896131 07-15-2017, 01:36 AM
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post 1511896151 07-15-2017, 01:36 AM
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Originally Posted By Nameless15⏩
Be your first wife as an shes only here to get into a green card marriage/10 lol
Shes trying to find anyone to marry that has dat dere citizenship
You have 5 minutes to unquote the pics or I'll neg. It takes 10 or less seconds to break the imbed by deleting the img or a character from the URL.

Edit: Time elapsed, sorry bro but you gotta learn.
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post 1511896221 07-15-2017, 01:37 AM
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OP still trollin i see
post 1511896231 07-15-2017, 01:37 AM
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da fuk did I just read?
post 1511896511 07-15-2017, 01:42 AM
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1/10 would not read again.
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post 1511896641 07-15-2017, 01:46 AM
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loling hard af at OP having to use citizen bait and the virgin card on this washed up ho
watchout your comments boyo ↓
post 1511896681 07-15-2017, 01:47 AM
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in b4 op gets her pregnant and life over
post 1511896771 07-15-2017, 01:49 AM
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You have to be a master troll. There's no way you're actually like that, right?
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post 1511896841 07-15-2017, 01:51 AM
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Originally Posted By SadBoys⏩
You have to be a master troll. There's no way you're actually like that, right?
What's the problem?
Am I not acting "cool" enough for you in the texts?
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post 1511897001 07-15-2017, 01:55 AM
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inb4 you still a virgin that can't rise to the occasion
post 1511897091 07-15-2017, 01:58 AM
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"Would need lube?"

You really are autistic.
post 1511897151 07-15-2017, 02:00 AM
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Fantastic job nick keep grinding sir
post 1511897261 07-15-2017, 02:02 AM
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Ive got a bad feeling about this one OP. Bish seems shady, youll rock up to her place and get jumped by the cartel never to be seen again. Stay safe.
post 1511897311 07-15-2017, 02:03 AM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
What's the problem?
Am I not acting "cool" enough for you in the texts?
who gives a flying fuk

shes a fuking foreigner, no need to act cool or some chit
if its working, roll with it and get some action boyo, srs
post 1511897351 07-15-2017, 02:04 AM
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Originally Posted By Twice11⏩
who gives a flying fuk

shes a fuking foreigner, no need to act cool or some chit
if its working, roll with it and get some action boyo, srs
Good advice
post 1511897381 07-15-2017, 02:05 AM
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lol she's clearly after citizenship
post 1511897391 07-15-2017, 02:05 AM
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Spot sold to:




I just came here on the internet to lie
post 1511897401 07-15-2017, 02:06 AM
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post 1511897481 07-15-2017, 02:07 AM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
"Would need lube?"

You really are autistic.
I was trying to use less words and talk the way she talks.
Didnt want to confuse her. She barely speaks english
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post 1511897521 07-15-2017, 02:08 AM
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Originally Posted By Twice11⏩
who gives a flying fuk

shes a fuking foreigner, no need to act cool or some chit
if its working, roll with it and get some action boyo, srs
Exactly.
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post 1511897551 07-15-2017, 02:09 AM
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more pics of ho

inb4 OP gets his kidneys stolen
post 1511897661 07-15-2017, 02:12 AM
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inB4 fat nasty whale arrives using old pics

those pics look bad
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