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post 1512833721 07-20-2017, 04:44 PM
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What would be more effective in a 2 year slayer phase - Audi S5 or Porsche Cayman?

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- OP recently went to 19-21 year old youthful glow sloots house party
- Girls with BFs were saying they had a 2 year "hoe phase" before settling
- Single girls were laughing and being encouraged to follow suit by older girls
- OP is 25 and has never had such slayer phase but wants to if all girls do
- Eventually OP wants GF but first wants to experience many ONS' with club sloots
- Family friend runs a car dealership and can give OP 40% off on a 2-year hire lease
- The best 2 cars in his selection are Audi S5 (kitted) or Porsche Cayman S (prestige)
- Audi S5 has BOSE speakers, black alloys, leather bucket seats, supercharged exhaust, sharp grill
- OP would drive with tinted windows up, blasting F*****' Problems - ASAP Rocky, revving hard, taking corners in 4th
- Porsche Cayman S has aesthetic key, cream leather interior, rear spoiler, prestigious Porsche badge
- OP would be driving windows down, fast and windy, flashing Porsche key to girls, also revving hard


Pics:

Porsche Cayman S - Meet girls in university, coffee shops, parks, malls, gym, supermarket












Audi S5 - Meet girls in clubs, bars, gym, trashy hood/council estate chicks, KFC, festivals







post 1512834061 07-20-2017, 04:47 PM
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getting a whip STRICTLY for SLOOTS?

AND you live in the UK?

you're better off just getting your teeth fixed or something G. That'll reel em all in
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post 1512834111 07-20-2017, 04:48 PM
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post 1512834411 07-20-2017, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted By GodbeBryant⏩
getting a whip STRICTLY for SLOOTS?

AND you live in the UK?

you're better off just getting your teeth fixed or something G. That'll reel em all in
See man drivin' a German whip...

But honestly, family friend is offering me either of those cars for just over £400/month with only £200 upfront when normally its £750/month + hefty deposit

Some dental work costs over £5000 for 2 years worth of treatments
post 1512834501 07-20-2017, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
See man drivin' a German whip...

But honestly, family friend is offering me either of those cars for just over £400/month with only £200 upfront when normally its £750/month + hefty deposit
if money ain't a thang, get the porsche
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post 1512834511 07-20-2017, 04:52 PM
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Come on bro, this is quite sad. Are you going to wave the keys round the club to show you have a porsche?
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post 1512834731 07-20-2017, 04:54 PM
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Lol at paying £400/ month for the sole purpose of getting laid... even by misc standards, that's low af
post 1512834811 07-20-2017, 04:55 PM
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S5 not even a question about it. Only DD Porsche worth getting, aside from the 918, is a 911. cayman is nice for a track, but it's fukin tiny and that hints at you having a small dink

edit: mirin supercharged exhaust, also lmao @ taking turns in 4th, try 2nd boyo.

also that last pic of the "s5" is an rs5.

whatever you do, get it in stick. nothing else dries my pussy more than an auto
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post 1512834981 07-20-2017, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted By LukeS1⏩
Come on bro, this is quite sad. Are you going to wave the keys round the club to show you have a porsche?
Not quite.

I intend to break out of FA, basement-dweller mentality for personal reasons, so I will cold approach girls at coffee shops, etc, and then when I order a drink, i'll subtly place my Porsche keys (if I go with this) next to my coffee and watch her eyes gravitate towards them.

Afterwards, i'll walk out with her whether from coffee shop or library or similar, and then press the unlock infront of her. When it illuminates, she will say something like "nice car, wow mirin' Chad hnnnnngggggggg", and then i'll offer a lift and drive fast and then she'll go for the kiss or say yes if I ask her for a date!
post 1512835081 07-20-2017, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted By Lifetimebulk⏩
Porsche
100% this, but please get the "S" and in manual dude. The base model is slow as ****, and the manual gearbox is glorious
Goodbye fried rice, hello fried chicken!

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post 1512835181 07-20-2017, 04:59 PM
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That Porsche Cayman is a chick car, 100%

Either get a Panamera/911 or don't even bother. You'll legit get laughed at driving a ****gy Cayman.

Your friends are utterly retarded too. 2 year "hoe phase" fukkin lol. Sad.
post 1512835341 07-20-2017, 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted By ShutupNdSquat⏩
Lol at paying £400/ month for the sole purpose of getting laid... even by misc standards, that's low af
Take home £3000/month

Car is £400/month

Insurance probably £150/month

Other costs £50/month

It's 20% of income, and just for 2 years, to drive a brand new fully kitted out sports car, which still leaves me plenty of money to save, so doesn't seem like a terrible decision. Especially if I get laid a lot...
post 1512835391 07-20-2017, 05:01 PM
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The Porsche pbviously although the Audi IMO is a better looking car. Also get shredded. It'll help more than a Porsche if you're just trying to slay
post 1512835501 07-20-2017, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted By nn586⏩
That Porsche Cayman is a chick car, 100%

Either get a Panamera/911 or don't even bother. You'll legit get laughed at driving a ****gy Cayman.

Your friends are utterly retarded too. 2 year "hoe phase" fukkin lol. Sad.
Even if this is true and your bros at the gym might laugh, isn't this aGOODthing if the aim is to pull women?!?!
post 1512835551 07-20-2017, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
Not quite.

I intend to break out of FA, basement-dweller mentality for personal reasons, so I will cold approach girls at coffee shops, etc, and then when I order a drink, i'll subtly place my Porsche keys (if I go with this) next to my coffee and watch her eyes gravitate towards them.

Afterwards, i'll walk out with her whether from coffee shop or library or similar, and then press the unlock infront of her. When it illuminates, she will say something like"nice car, wow mirin' Chad hnnnnngggggggg", and then i'll offer a lift and drive fast and then she'll go for the kiss or say yes if I ask her for a date!
look, what car you drive isn't everything and you can most definitely get laid in a Honda civic

but I can confirm that having a nice car gets you laid much easier, sometimes without having to do anything but whip out your keeps and click a button. the hoes will start flocking and spitting game on YOU
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Originally Posted By ATT82121⏩
look, what car you drive isn't everything and you can most definitely get laid in a Honda civic

but I can confirm that having a nice car gets you laid much easier
What are your best tips for closing the deal?

Like I am aweir that I need to make it as subtle as possible, and once they agree to take a ride in the car, I am 100% sure I will impress with my fast and aggressive driving, and especially my music choices - but what are the best locations, best way to flash keys, and ways to show off the car to chicks?
post 1512835721 07-20-2017, 05:05 PM
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Whens the last time you got laid op? You really think a nice car is gonna suddenly make you into some slayer?
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For all the unawares op is a fraud *******
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This known fraud at it again. Lmao at anyone who takes op serious

Edit: ^^ that guy knows
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post 1512835911 07-20-2017, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted By jonmcd46⏩
Whens the last time you got laid op? You really think a nice car is gonna suddenly make you into some slayer?
I borrowed my dad's $150,000+ Mercedes SL63 AMG and took it to a house party not too long ago and a girl who I met that night and barely spoke to stuck her tongue down my throat and gave me a BJ
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
Even if this is true and your bros at the gym might laugh, isn't this aGOODthing if the aim is to pull women?!?!
No, it's actually a completely bad thing.

Girls want guys that reek of testosterone and alphaness. That S5 is more masculine and emits more test than the ****gy Porsche (which reeks of Estrogen). Easy decision is to get the S5.
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Lmao @ the fantasy. All you will attract with those nice cars is men.
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Audi hands down. Gotta be able to bring said sl00ts plus friends to places. Had Mercedes SL, couldn't transport more than one. Sometimes two would sit on each others laps. sketchy AF leaving bars.
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Originally Posted By MustardTiger17⏩
For all the unawares op is a fraud *******
Originally Posted By Fuqdatass⏩
This known fraud at it again. Lmao at anyone who takes op serious

Edit: ^^ that guy knows
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Go German, get a Porsche Gayman. Make sure his name is Sven.

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Originally Posted By merrow⏩
Audi hands down. Gotta be able to bring said sl00ts plus friends to places. Had Mercedes SL, couldn't transport more than one. Sometimes two would sit on each others laps. sketchy AF leaving bars.
I would still keep my BMW 5-Series as the family car so I could take bros in that.

The "sports" car leased would purely be to drive fast, aggressive, blast trap music and mack bishes
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Originally Posted By nick1990⏩
100% this, but please get the "S" and in manual dude. The base model is slow as ****, and the manual gearbox is glorious
Whichever car I decide to get, I will 100% get it in stick shift!

I have never, nor will I probably ever, drive an automatic tbh
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Oh the things vegetas scouter could say about your trolling level
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Don't take advice from women on how to get another woman you fcukin' goof. Not that I'd recommend listening to me (just to keep myself from looking bad from dealing with uncooperation) but you will never get what you want from a woman if you don't already know what to do anyway.

You have to control your woman, not spoil them.
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Originally Posted By SYKO227⏩
Go German, get a Porsche Gayman. Make sure his name is Sven.

"Taking corners in 4th", you ain't Michael Andretti.
I think you're unaware of British country roads bro

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