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post 1512825771 07-20-2017, 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted By MuzzieChik786⏩
Here's another:

At the home design place, picking out things for the kitchen remodel

Him: please pick the cabinets
Me: This one.
Him: Please pick out the granite
Me: This one.
Him: Please pick out the sink.
Me: Okay, let me think about this *walks around analyzing depth, width, etc.*
Him: *5 minutes later* - please be decisive!!
Me: O_o - designing things isn't easy, do you have someplace to be?
Him: No, but I want to get out of here.
Me: Okay, what are we doing after this?
Him: Nothing.

O_O

Makes me want to stab my eye out.

And when I say 5 minutes - I literally mean 5 minutes.
Lmao

That's when you send him to get himself a fking coffee or something. If he doesn't want a say then he doesn't really need to be there irritating both you and himself. You're the one that's going to be using the kitchen anyway
post 1512826101 07-20-2017, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
Tonight's dinner is stir fry steak over cheddar rice and a side salad. If you don't want that PBJ in the cabinet.
That sounds good, got a recipe for that cheddar rice?
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post 1512826121 07-20-2017, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
Tonight's dinner is stir fry steak over cheddar rice and a side salad. If you don't want that PBJ in the cabinet.
Holy hell! This reminds me.

Him: I can't eat your food for lunch because at work I'll have GI issues (gassy)
Me: Okay, I'll make you PB&J
~ next day calls me from work after lunch ~
Me: How was lunch?
Him: yea, co-workers wanted to eat at Fatty McFatty Full-of-Sodium Spanish Place and I had a massive burrito.
Me: .... and your GI is okay?
Him: well I had no choice.
Me: Where's the PB&J?
Him: ....

F&$#!! :|
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post 1512826291 07-20-2017, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
Don't get me wrong I'm not saying I am some saint here. I acknowledge that I don't have the best morals but fuk it I don't really care. In the past I wouldn't have done this but now I'm saying fuk it
You do you. You just stated that you know you should feel bad and I agreed that you should.
post 1512827741 07-20-2017, 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted By atomicbbgum⏩
That sounds good, got a recipe for that cheddar rice?
I use a cup of rice (your choice) chicken broth and let simmer for a good 25-30 min. Throw in some cheddar, cooked red peppers and peas (you can use any veggie you want).

That's it.

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post 1512830091 07-20-2017, 04:08 PM
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Is there one about when the bf and gf are out shopping at mall and the bf is done shopping but the gf is taking forever
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post 1512830341 07-20-2017, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
Is there one about when the bf and gf are out shopping at mall and the bf is done shopping but the gf is taking forever
I'm a true believer that when it comes to clothing/personal items - women should shop alone or with her female friends/sisters.
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post 1512830761 07-20-2017, 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted By MuzzieChik786⏩
I'm a true believer that when it comes to clothing/personal items - women should shop alone or with her female friends/sisters.
Speaking of personal items I see a lot of situations where the girl sends the guy to get her tampons and other feminine products lmao. If that ever happens to me I'll drag her with me, no way I'm going alone fuk that
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post 1512830911 07-20-2017, 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
fuark, im coming over, love chicken marsala
You and your wife are always welcome.
post 1512830981 07-20-2017, 04:16 PM
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Expected 3 pages max,

Read page 1, smh

saw theres going to be 6 more pages of misogyny

no thx jeff.
post 1512831321 07-20-2017, 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
Speaking of personal items I see a lot of situations where the girl sends the guy to get her tampons and other feminine products lmao. If that ever happens to me I'll drag her with me, no way I'm going alone fuk that
I've never done that, I just get them with grocery shopping, but I don't see it as that big of a deal. She's not sending you out to buy anal lube, no one is wondering if it's for you. They simply know you have a gf and she has a period like every other woman out there.
post 1512832841 07-20-2017, 04:36 PM
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Hate shopping

Thank god for the Internet and services that deliver groceries, personal items and all kinds of stuff right into your kitchen, calling you ma'am as they do so
post 1512832961 07-20-2017, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Hate shopping

Thank god for the Internet and services that deliver groceries, personal items and all kinds of stuff right into your kitchen, calling you ma'am as they do so
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post 1512832971 07-20-2017, 04:38 PM
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Wut de fook is this
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post 1512833321 07-20-2017, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted By MuzzieChik786⏩
Oh since we're talking smack about the opposite gender, I'll add my own:

Me: what time will you be home tonight?
Him: 6:30 pm
Me: *prepares dinner fresh ready to eat by 6:30*
Him: *not home until 7:24*
Him: *sits down to eat* - the food is cold...?
Me: O_o
Originally Posted By MuzzieChik786⏩
Here's another:

At the home design place, picking out things for the kitchen remodel

Him: please pick the cabinets
Me: This one.
Him: Please pick out the granite
Me: This one.
Him: Please pick out the sink.
Me: Okay, let me think about this *walks around analyzing depth, width, etc.*
Him: *5 minutes later* - please be decisive!!
Me: O_o - designing things isn't easy, do you have someplace to be?
Him: No, but I want to get out of here.
Me: Okay, what are we doing after this?
Him: Nothing.

O_O

Makes me want to stab my eye out.

And when I say 5 minutes - I literally mean 5 minutes.
Wow, what an *******. Assuming your story is accurate, I always prefer to hear both sides.
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post 1512833611 07-20-2017, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted By butwhowasgains⏩
Wut de fook is this
It's the what do you want for supper thread
post 1512833801 07-20-2017, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Luc1fer⏩
Wow, what an *******. Assuming your story is accurate, I always prefer to hear both sides.
It sounds more like thoughtlessness than aholeness to me. I'm sure most people have stories where their partner was thoughtless and really pissed them off.
post 1512833861 07-20-2017, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Luc1fer⏩
Wow, what an *******. Assuming your story is accurate, I always prefer to hear both sides.
Lawl, he's actually not. He's just being male and I find it adorable when I'm not PMS'ing...

=)

I'm a more "chilled" person than he is by a lot though. He's the worrywart who wants to accomplish everything and gets impatient when people don't move his pace. Whereas I'm the more "go-with-the-flow" type of person.
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post 1512834041 07-20-2017, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted By cookiefiend⏩
It sounds more like thoughtlessness than aholeness to me. I'm sure most people have stories where their partner was thoughtless and really pissed them off.
Yeah that moment just before you go "will you quit being a thoughtless ahole"
post 1512834331 07-20-2017, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted By Iceman1800⏩
What does the color purple smell like? Both answers are the same.
So basically OP, the reason women can't decide where to eat is because purple is a color on the light spectrum and light doesn't have any smell to it
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩












U mirin?
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
It's the what do you want for supper thread
cook the man sum fokken eggs
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post 1512838591 07-20-2017, 05:35 PM
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U mirin?
Y-you too

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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
are there cycles synced too?
No the girls are too young, but they are due to hit their first menstruation at about the time my wife will be entering menopause.
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Originally Posted By MuzzieChik786⏩
Lawl, he's actually not. He's just being male and I find it adorable when I'm not PMS'ing...

=)

I'm a more "chilled" person than he is by a lot though. He's the worrywart who wants to accomplish everything and gets impatient when people don't move his pace. Whereas I'm the more "go-with-the-flow" type of person.
I'm a guy but I'm very mindful of showing appreciation. What he did would piss me off a bit, but I guess slipping is easy when it's taken for granted.

Damn, I sound like a white knight. haha
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Hey guys this is an update post. I went out with the girl from work. I had like 3 margaritas and 1 michelada (it was FUKKING DISGUSTING). Bought 2 Budweiser tall boys on the way back to my place. Chilled with girl on the bed of her truck. She told me me about her husband and her relationship with him (she was thinking about seeing other guys). I may have to put in some more work to hook up with her but I know got closer. For all those hating on me because she is married I don't really give a fuk srs.
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post 1512869011 07-20-2017, 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
Hey guys this is an update post. I went out with the girl from work. I had like 3 margaritas and 1 michelada (it was FUKKING DISGUSTING). Bought 2 Budweiser tall boys on the way back to my place. Chilled with girl on the bed of her truck. She told me me about her husband and her relationship with him (she was thinking about seeing other guys). I may have to put in some more work to hook up with her but I know got closer. For all those hating on me because she is married I don't really give a fuk srs.
You gave her a tall boy right?
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