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Thread: What would be more effective in a 2 year slayer phase - Audi S5 or Porsche Cayman?

post 1512883361 07-21-2017, 04:39 AM
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Originally Posted By RmBoyos⏩
i see more 911's than S5's almost everywhere

the only reason to get a cayman is because you cant afford a 911 lol
I literally saw an S5 earlier today bru...

I can, but it would close to clean me out. If I had the 40% off lease option on a 911, do you think I would hesitate?

Unfortunately I only have 40% off lease hire on S5, Cayman (S) or average cars
post 1512883911 07-21-2017, 04:48 AM
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
I think you're unaware of British country roads bro

If this is a British country road, why is he driving a LHD car on the RHS of the road?
post 1512883971 07-21-2017, 04:49 AM
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
I literally saw an S5 earlier today bru...

I can, but it would close to clean me out. If I had the 40% off lease option on a 911, do you think I would hesitate?

Unfortunately I only have 40% off lease hire on S5, Cayman (S) or average cars
get an s5 - since waht you really want is a 911 - and you cant get that yet, and buying literally any other Porsche is coping hard


s5 is a better car anyway - much prefer it to the cayman, looks better, more space, sounds better, people wont look at you and laugh coz you didnt get a 911
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If you want a ride purely for sloots get a lifted truck with a bench seat in the front. Srs. Sloots love sitting next to you followed by smashing in the bed, just make sure to have something soft to put back there. Can't tell you how many slays I had when I had mine.
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post 1512886341 07-21-2017, 05:35 AM
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Originally Posted By dingler⏩
If you want a ride purely for sloots get a lifted truck with a bench seat in the front. Srs. Sloots love sitting next to you followed by smashing in the bed, just make sure to have something soft to put back there. Can't tell you how many slays I had when I had mine.
Maybe in the US or Australia. You would get laughed out the door as a tosser with a pick-up in UK
post 1512886541 07-21-2017, 05:38 AM
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post 1512913121 07-21-2017, 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted By Parkerscott⏩
lol yeah i sure am miring when I see someone trying to money mog with a depreciating asset that someone with a 30k salary can afford
70k supercharged A6 on a 30k salary.... Maybe in your peasant world where you live paycheck to paycheck and buy things you can't afford. People mire hard and that's all there is to it. Mostly bc they are beautiful cars. It was 100% paid for by 2016

OP I'll get some pics up later. I blast all your new fukboi rap tunes bc it feels right with the tint. The Bose sound system is fuking incredible and your speakers don't blow out/everything is crystal fuking clear at max volume. Bass goes hard. You could realistically hear me blasting young thug from 300 feet away with the windows closed....The car is so ****ing smooth (3 liter vs 2 is crucial) and the engine for the most part is kind of whispering until you give it a jolt then you get a pretty solid hum. The best part is that you basically don't have to worry about surrounding vehicles. You have so much acceleration and stopping power at the same time you'll never worry about changing lanes in traffic or merging again. Fuking bumping and weaving through traffic and feeling like nothing can touch you...feels great bro. Honestly just having the car is enough on its own. You won't worry about chicks when you get an s5. You mostly just get frequent comments "wow you're car is beautiful etc" If you can get her to the car your odds of smashing are almost 100 percent as sad as that is. I know I sound like a mega dbag but that's what the tinted windows are for, can go as hard as you want whenever the fuk you want to. There's nothing like owning a luxury car if you like to drive. Money CAN buy you happiness if you decide to spend it on 340 HP and a Bose sound system
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post 1512913431 07-21-2017, 10:38 AM
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Who the fuk corners in 4th.
Do you even know what the gearing is like on a Cayman?

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post 1512945841 07-21-2017, 03:10 PM
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whatever you don't get a white car with tinted windows

Nothing screams "I grew up with MTV , Jersey shore and gangsta rap" as a white car with tinted windows.

If you were in continental europe, I would say get the A5 in diesel. Amazing autonomy for long travels around the continent.
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dont buy a car solely fo which one girls like more bro. They will think both cars are legit. Get the one that you like more.
post 1512947361 07-21-2017, 03:25 PM
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Neither. Both are poverty excuses for performance sports cars if your main goal is pulling high quality poon tang.

Minimum price range you'd have to get into is something like a brand new 911 or Audi R8 srs

$170,000 Retail hngggghh

post 1512949731 07-21-2017, 03:49 PM
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a nice car gets you more attention from dudes than girls, srs.


99.99% of girls see no difference when they look at an A4, S5, A8, srs. all they see is that it's an audi. they haven no idea of the models and which ones are more expensive
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post 1512950121 07-21-2017, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
What are your best tips for closing the deal?

Like I am aweir that I need to make it as subtle as possible, and once they agree to take a ride in the car, I am 100% sure I will impress with my fast and aggressive driving, and especially my music choices - but what are the best locations, best way to flash keys, and ways to show off the car to chicks?
Rev your engine everywhere you go. Get some subs and bump music loud as Fuk. If there's a strip where all the bars aren't in your area, drive up and down revving and bumping music loud as fuk multiple times so slots start getting to know you and can't wait to meet you.










In all srsness, just drive the car normally and go on dates but offer to pick em up. When they see the car they will immediately think higher of you.

Or if you're walking to your car or getting your car valeted and there's a fine sloot around just spit game normally. Don't make it about the car that's just a passive boost.
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post 1512958551 07-21-2017, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted By krendan⏩
whatever you don't get a white car with tinted windows

Nothing screams "I grew up with MTV , Jersey shore and gangsta rap" as a white car with tinted windows.

If you were in continental europe, I would say get the A5 in diesel. Amazing autonomy for long travels around the continent.
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post 1512958631 07-21-2017, 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted By somfking⏩
a nice car gets you more attention from dudes than girls, srs.


99.99% of girls see no difference when they look at an A4, S5, A8, srs. all they see is that it's an audi. they haven no idea of the models and which ones are more expensive
What about Porsche's?
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Lol this is sad.

And 40% off on the whole lease? Why would he give that to some autist like you?

"Family friend" lmao!
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Originally Posted By RiceBrah93⏩
Lol this is sad.

And 40% off on the whole lease? Why would he give that to some autist like you?

"Family friend" lmao!
My dad (real estate broker) sorted his dad out with a goat deal on their home when they were buying it many years ago.

Also this is 40% off on a 2-year lease hire. If I wanted to buy the car outright, then I'm not sure he'd be able to do better than 15% discount, max 20!
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Originally Posted By nick1990⏩
100% this, but please get the "S" and in manual dude. The base model is slow as ****, and the manual gearbox is glorious
Get the manual transmission? Clearly you missed the purpose of this vehicle.

Get the Porsche dude. Chicks are going to see them as similar, but the Porsche name is going to carry weight. This is assuming you are going for the kinds of chicks that will spread their legs just because you have a Porsche. When you get out of this phase and into trying to find a meaningful relationship, you will not want to be driving a Porsche unless you want to date a superficial high maintenance biatch.
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Originally Posted By somfking⏩
a nice car gets you more attention from dudes than girls, srs.


99.99% of girls see no difference when they look at an A4, S5, A8, srs. all they see is that it's an audi. they haven no idea of the models and which ones are more expensive
I was about to dispute your post becuase you said "a nice car gets you more attention from dudes than girls." But you nailed the next part, which puts the first part in better perspective of where you were coming from. Guys have to remember that girls paint with really broad brushes when it comes to vehicles, and they can literally mix up a $100k+ car with a $40k car under the right circumstances. Its like asking many of us to identify purses or women's shoes. Sure we think we know higher quality when we see it and feel it, and we can probably think of a couple high dollar names that are associated with them, but ultimately we largely have no clue what we are looking at.
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Originally Posted By somfking⏩
a nice car gets you more attention from dudes than girls, srs.


99.99% of girls see no difference when they look at an A4, S5, A8, srs. all they see is that it's an audi. they haven no idea of the models and which ones are more expensive
This FFS. 99.99% of girls will think a nissan gtr is worse than an entry level bmw. Porsche is more expensive than audi. Therefore, for sloots, porsche>audi.
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Used to lease s5 and it only helped a little, the rules still apply if you're autistic or ugly the car is not going to make up for it

You'll get sloots and people in general try to get a ride with you so they can hang out in the car, but it doesn't mean you'll get laid

Your Dad's SL is on another league than your Porsche or Audi

You probably need to go a level higher than those cars
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All these young bucks have Audi's these days. Almost never see someone young with a Porshe (who isn't a rich Asian)... But the real answer is get a 911 you poverty fuk.

Average Porshe driver is 46 to 65 with a fat annual income. It typically signifies someone old who already spent decades establishing himself a decent career.
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I would say get the Porche OP.
Porche has a stronger brand rep than Audi for slayers.
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i would just ride a bike if all you want are sloots, srsly, aesthetics->anything for sloots
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Getting a car for sloots is just projecting symbol of a lifestyle. Don't be that autist who buys a Porsche, but can't afford the lifestyle of people who drive porsches comfortably within their means. Those people have plenty of money to spend on houses, vacations, investments and retirement. Srs. It's like buying expensive cufflinks when you can't afford a proper suit. Fronting/frauding. And don't think of cars as magnet for women. They see it as sprinkles on a sundae. They know they want you before they see the sprinkles, and some don't even like sprinkles. And the ones who are worthwhile don't give a damn.
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Originally Posted By dassivemick⏩
i would just ride a bike if all you want are sloots, srsly, aesthetics->anything for sloots
How do you play Fetty Wap on a bike?
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Originally Posted By Ml16121⏩
Getting a car for sloots is just projecting symbol of a lifestyle. Don't be that autist who buys a Porsche, but can't afford the lifestyle of people who drive porsches comfortably within their means. Those people have plenty of money to spend on houses, vacations, investments and retirement. Srs. It's like buying expensive cufflinks when you can't afford a proper suit. Fronting/frauding. And don't think of cars as magnet for women. They see it as sprinkles on a sundae. They know they want you before they see the sprinkles, and some don't even like sprinkles. And the ones who are worthwhile don't give a damn.
Nah brah, I disagree. To those who Porsche is life, Porsche is love, and I am slowly becoming that person, you would do anything to own/drive a Porsche. It's your dream to call it your own, and you will sacrifice other parts of life to make it your baby.

It's like when the Cadillac Escalade was big in the hood like Queens. Brothers would live at home with their parents, not be able to afford gas to put in it, not be able to afford the bling on the grill and spinners on the rims, barely take it out from their drive... but they would have the personal honour and satisfaction of saying they own a Cadillac Escalade!
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