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post 1514415351 08-03-2017, 01:39 PM
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toaster in a bathtub

I mentioned before that my neighbour is a paramedic?

She was telling me today about a young teenage girl she was called to attend to who tried to commit suicide using the old toaster in the bath method. She was 13, having a tough time at school I guess she decided that today was the day to end it. So anyway she runs a bath, goes downstairs, grabs the toaster and an extension lead, runs a cable from her room under the doors to the bathroom so she has an outlet, plugs this toaster in, locks the door and prepares to meet her maker. Now it's worth mentioning there were no windows or outlets or switches in this bathroom - I'm not sure what the rules are where you live but UK building reqs allow that. So yeah, lil Lucy says her goodbye's, turns the toaster on, throws it in the bath full of water, there's a big zap and then all goes dark and still. The thing is lil Lucy doesn't realise that in order for this to work she had to be standing in this tub of water instead she's been stood in the room the lights have gone out as the mains trip-switch has thrown she can't figure out what's happened and she thinks she's dead/a ghost. Pitch black in the room, the door's locked, there's no way to get the lights back on - logical conclusion is that she's now a ghost and she's stuck in the bathroom for all eternity or until whatever unfinished business is finished or however the ghost stories go. So she sort of sinks to the floor and is sat there crying fully believing it's worked and she's crossed over, until her mum comes in from work, wonders why the electricty won't work, goes up to the bathroom with a torch, hears her daughter crying in the dark, and eventually after getting the door open calls for an ambulance to sort this whole mess out.
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post 1514415481 08-03-2017, 01:40 PM
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Ok so i'm 18 and here's the story, there' s this cute girl I really like in my math class and I wanted to be her boyfriend, she's so beautiful and she has really nice boobs, she always make my penis rock so hard in my class that makes me can't even focus on my boring teacher, So in my next math class I stole a seat next to her by beat up some cool guys in grade 11, after that i stared at her boobs, I became erection, then i pulled it out through the fly of my pants, as I was about to tap her on the back so she could see my 4 inch penis, these other girls that have no boobs and ugly screamed oh my God!, screaming and pointing at my erected penis.
I stood up to tell them to shut up, but my big penis was still hanging out from my pants, the whole class was looking at it, I didn't want them to see my penis because it meant I would have to have sex with everybody in the room. I tried to make things right by swooping over to the girl I like and bringing my penis up to her face close up and slapping my penis to her shoulder, this made it clear that I really wanted her to see and show some extra reactions of my penis.
But she screamed and tried to stab me with a pen, but she missed it and stuck up in my bum, it felt really good, then some weird clear goo shot out from my penis and squirt her right in the face, she ran out of the room crying out loud.
Update: The teacher was shocked and i got sent to the office my penis was caught in my zipper, so I had to leave it hanging out there for a while longer, i was told by principal to pulled down my boxers as a punishment so everyone could see my penis clearly , i was stood there in front of the office with my penis full on display and started to swing away from the wind.
Update 2: then classes ended and almost everybody in the school entered the hallway, everybody saw my penis, and start to laughing about it and now my penis is becoming popular
So I don't understand what happen, why are people so noisy , and why did that girl runaway? Is my penis too small or am i retarded
post 1514417101 08-03-2017, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted By AshWar⏩
retarded
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post 1514417261 08-03-2017, 01:53 PM
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post 1514417661 08-03-2017, 01:57 PM
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Was it one of those one slot toaster or could you put in multiple slices?
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post 1514418001 08-03-2017, 01:59 PM
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I trace the cord back to the wall
No wonder it was never plugged in at all
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Originally Posted By velvetmudhole⏩
Was it one of those one slot toaster or could you put in multiple slices?
I'd imagine 2 slice since they're the most common here

2 slices to 3 egg cups
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post 1514418451 08-03-2017, 02:01 PM
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Who wouldn't want some toast in the bath?
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What's up with all these kids trying to commit suicide because there life is "hard"?
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Originally Posted By RoyalRyy⏩
What's up with all these kids trying to commit suicide because there life is "hard"?
one of those crazy things called a mental disorder

it's almost like it has nothing to do with their life circumstances, maybe something's wrong with their brain!
post 1514419401 08-03-2017, 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted By shorkey⏩
I trace the cord back to the wall
No wonder it was never plugged in at all
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post 1514420461 08-03-2017, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Roldz⏩
Who wouldn't want some toast in the bath?
It'd get soggy though m8
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One time I fell in a bathtub full of water while blow drying my hair. I woke up to find I could hear the thoughts of women.
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so in other words she was just dumb and/or wanting attention
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Originally Posted By amikaelmorris⏩
one of those crazy things called a mental disorder

it's almost like it has nothing to do with their life circumstances, maybe something's wrong with their brain!
This. People like to judge other people's suffering and the 'right' to it based on their personal evaluation of the person's external circumstances.
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Holy chit op that's crazy how is she doing now?
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Originally Posted By RoyalRyy⏩
What's up with all these kids trying to commit suicide because there life is "hard"?
nearly all are on SSRIs
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
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Originally Posted By seanb1979⏩
nearly all are on SSRIs
this and society is an absolute chitshow now
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Originally Posted By markduschane⏩
Holy chit op that's crazy how is she doing now?
because of patient confidentiality she couldn't tell me any more, in fact she probably shouldn't have told me that much lol
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One time I fell in a bathtub full of water while blow drying my hair. I woke up to find I could hear the thoughts of women.
If there was ever a fate worse than death...
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Not sure if srs, why no switches or outlets in the bathroom? Surely this bathroom would at least have a switch for a light...
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Imagine being stuck in a british schitter for all eternity. That would be worse than hell
What's wrong with British chitters I've not heard this stereotype before?
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Originally Posted By TimboSlice36⏩
Not sure if srs, why no switches or outlets in the bathroom? Surely this bathroom would at least have a switch for a light...
If it had a switch for a light, it's on a pullcord from the ceiling usually - but when the mains tripbox trips it goes off and the cord doesn't work - it isn't like some countries where they exist on a seperate circuit for emergency lighting (not in private dwellings anyway)

Wall switches and outlets aren't allowed in bathrooms here cos of wet hands touching them and people getting a nice 250v shock - either a pullcord inside the bathroom, or the switch for the lights/electric shower circuit is just outside the bathroom on the wall
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Originally Posted By NotANun21⏩
If it had a switch for a light, it's on a pullcord from the ceiling usually - but when the mains tripbox trips it goes off and the cord doesn't work - it isn't like some countries where they exist on a seperate circuit for emergency lighting (not in private dwellings anyway)

Wall switches and outlets aren't allowed in bathrooms here cos of wet hands touching them and people getting a nice 250v shock - either a pullcord inside the bathroom, or the switch for the lights/electric shower circuit is just outside the bathroom on the wall
That's crazy, what kind of standards you guys have over there!?!
But who was GFCI outlet
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How do women in the UK blow dry their hair? Or use a curling iron? WTF? How would I charge my electric beard/mustache trimmer?
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what? didn't know toasting in the bathroom was dangerous

I always make my toast while in the shower to save time. Never once got zapped.
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Originally Posted By NotANun21⏩
What's wrong with British chitters I've not heard this stereotype before?
I don't know but I do know the urinals don't flush...or maybe I was doing it wrong.
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Originally Posted By TimboSlice36⏩
That's crazy, what kind of standards you guys have over there!?!
But who was GFCI outlet
I don't know, you forget a lot of these houses were built in the late 1800's and early 1900's

I've never been in a house that had a GFCI outlet, didn't even know what it was until i googled it
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How do women in the UK blow dry their hair? Or use a curling iron? WTF? How would I charge my electric beard/mustache trimmer?
in the bedroom, with a mirror hung on the back of a wardrobe door or mounted on the wall usually. Some bathrooms do have shaver outlets actually I think because they're a lower voltage?? not sure
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