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post 1514658611 08-05-2017, 08:32 PM
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Final round interview @ Morgan Stanley - Going to act like an alpha sick kunt Chad

Picture Harvey Specter in Suits. Natty me hasn't worked so far. So I am going to take a huge risk as a social experiment next Thursday


Cliffs:

- OP decides to give IB one last go after applying for their early bird programme for next intake

- OP currently happy in Consultancy job and has little stress in life but been invited for an interview with MS

- In past, OP has never been offered a full time IB job, only internships in IB, as well as CF and Audit

- OP thinks it may be because of beta nerdy personality. So has nothing to lose when putting on Chad confidence/attitude in a 1-to-1 with MD

- If OP gets job then pay rise, bigger company, move to Central London, get the job he's been trying for 3-4 years. If not, the dream was already given up on and life is very content ATM


Examples of things OP will do:

- Borrow dad's AMG Mercedes 2-seater sports SL63 and park in one of the top bankers spots to get respect/attention as he walks through doors (nothing creates a buzz more than your floor Mirin' you hard)

- When MD welcomes OP in and asks if he wants a glass of water, reply with "I'd prefer a Brandy, but I'll settle for water" and give MD a cheeky kent wink

- Spend the majority of the interview connecting with the MD over sports/travelling/freedom thought I.e. What would be the best country in the world to open up a beach bar? And dig into the deep economics of it from CAPEX to profitability

- At the end of the interview, Morgan Stanley always ask what is the biggest risk you've taken, most daring/brave thing you've ever done - something to that effect. My reply will be:

Helping to deliver a baby in Tanzania is probably number 3. Escaping a Grizzlie attack in Canada most likely number 2. But the most daring thing I will actually do is about to happen right now. I have a proposition for you. I will play either yourself, or anyone in your office, right here, right now, heads up in Texas Hold 'Em Poker. If I lose, I will sign a contract allowing you to blacklist me from all IBs in the world. If I win, I want a 15-year tenure job with a $10,000 signing on cheque on top of the existing package. Do we have a deal Mr MD?



What do you think about this idea Misc? More than likely I am not getting in natty. So I am literally thinking about IRL saying: Fake it until you make it!
post 1514658911 08-05-2017, 08:35 PM
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post 1514659111 08-05-2017, 08:38 PM
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post 1514659181 08-05-2017, 08:39 PM
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[QUOTE=Howiester post_id=1514658911][img]https://media.giphy.com/media/ahloAymV9whfG/giphy.gif[img][/QUOTE]Surely you should be the first person pushing me to go and do this... according to your sig!
post 1514659241 08-05-2017, 08:40 PM
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Cringed so hard
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post 1514659361 08-05-2017, 08:41 PM
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post 1514659421 08-05-2017, 08:41 PM
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op when he walks in the door: h-h-h-h-h-hell--o ho-o-o-o-o-o-w a-a-a-a-r-e y--y-y-y-y-y-you
post 1514659501 08-05-2017, 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted By AtomicVeggie⏩
Cringed so hard
Remember Einstein's quote about Insanity?

You seriously want me to go in like every other interview I've been to and have them know in the first 40 seconds that it's not me they're picking for the job?
post 1514659631 08-05-2017, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
Helping to deliver a baby in Tanzania is probably number 3. Escaping a Grizzlie attack in Canada most likely number 2. But the most daring thing I will actually do is about to happen right now. I have a proposition for you. I will play either yourself, or anyone in your office, right here, right now, heads up in Texas Hold 'Em Poker. If I lose, I will sign a contract allowing you to blacklist me from all IBs in the world. If I win, I want a 15-year tenure job with a $10,000 signing on cheque on top of the existing package. Do we have a deal Mr MD?

What do you think about this idea Misc? More than likely I am not getting in natty. So I am literally thinking about IRL saying: Fake it until you make it!
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post 1514659821 08-05-2017, 08:46 PM
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post 1514659961 08-05-2017, 08:48 PM
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post 1514660021 08-05-2017, 08:48 PM
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Life isn't a TV show bro
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post 1514660091 08-05-2017, 08:49 PM
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God you are so amazingly full of chit you make Gmiscer look like an amateur
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post 1514660241 08-05-2017, 08:51 PM
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post 1514660541 08-05-2017, 08:55 PM
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how about your play your MD in texas holdem and whoever loses makes a donation to autismspeaks for you
post 1514661331 08-05-2017, 09:05 PM
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Mfw I accidently go into a Welsh thread

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post 1514664221 08-05-2017, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Miscipline⏩
Life isn't a TV show bro
It is for Chad...
post 1514664951 08-05-2017, 09:47 PM
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You probably aren't going to get the job . I wouldn't even go if I was you. If you're really welsh and an autistic you definitely won't get the job
Well f*ck it, what it look like?
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post 1514665391 08-05-2017, 09:53 PM
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Good luck but welsh u dont impress ppl by flashing cars and parking in someones spot
post 1514665581 08-05-2017, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass⏩
God you are so amazingly full of chit you make Gmiscer look like an amateur
this guy, burtle and gmiscer all competing for worst miscer of the year
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post 1514666351 08-05-2017, 10:05 PM
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You ever think...idk...they want to hire someone that will be a high performer instead of someone that just makes a bunch of cheesy jokes and is annoying as hell?
Any posts made are purely fictional in nature and by no means is anything I say to be taken seriously. Any and all pictures I post are pictures widely available on the internet and any discussions I am involved in are purely hypothetical or are commentary in nature and should not constitute advice or be considered advice.
post 1514666531 08-05-2017, 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted By Ashton117⏩
You ever think...idk...they want to hire someone that will be a high performer instead of someone that just makes a bunch of cheesy jokes and is annoying as hell?
I think it's more that they just want Chad
post 1514667431 08-05-2017, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Boba155⏩
I think it's more that they just want Chad
Cheesy jokes won't make him look confident. It will probably backfire horribly and he'll look more nervous, insecure and self conscious
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post 1514667941 08-05-2017, 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Ashton117⏩
Cheesy jokes won't make him look confident. It will probably backfire horribly and he'll look more nervous, insecure and self conscious
That's the point though, I'm pretty sure they won't care what he answers. He could answer perfectly - 4.0, Ivy League, launched a fund his junior year, interned at a target firm. Won't matter, they're looking for Chad.
post 1514668911 08-05-2017, 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Boba155⏩
I think it's more that they just want Chad
Number 1 doesn't normally challenge number 2
post 1514669511 08-05-2017, 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
Number 1 doesn't normally challenge number 2
I think the real test is how the MD asks you to go out for drinks with him after the interview.

He's watching to see if women approach you at the bar. If they do, you're Chad and he'll hire you. If not...
post 1514678581 08-06-2017, 01:14 AM
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Originally Posted By Ashton117⏩
You ever think...idk...they want to hire someone that will be a high performer instead of someone that just makes a bunch of cheesy jokes and is annoying as hell?
I have the performance background. And academics. Otherwise I wouldn't have got the internships.

I don't get offered the permanent role at the end of the internships...
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OP is definitely one of the bottom 5 posters on the misc.

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ITT: OP makes up another job.
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