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» the "you will never be 15 and in love" copypasta is the most depressing thing ever
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post 1507267631 06-04-2017, 10:04 PM
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His laugh LMFAO
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post 1507280081 06-05-2017, 01:15 AM
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post 1507280361 06-05-2017, 01:21 AM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer



His laugh LMFAO
LMFAO I love this guy
post 1507280501 06-05-2017, 01:24 AM
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Lost my virginity at 15 to a virgin. Felt good man.
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post 1507283591 06-05-2017, 02:38 AM
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I love that copypasta, I find it so bittersweet.
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post 1507283771 06-05-2017, 02:48 AM
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Originally Posted By BaconBackBrah
you're in your 20's now
gotta get a good job
gotta be a serious man now




This is a way to cope with being a wageslave (srs)...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcAhZ5JzYJY
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post 1507313171 06-05-2017, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Skinnyfloyd1
Overrated. at 15 you are in a position of weakness. First love doesn't mean best love at all.
Probably true but it just seems to me that blissful carefree teen life is 10x better than being a wagecuck or uni studycel
post 1507313561 06-05-2017, 10:15 AM
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move to terabithia
post 1507313861 06-05-2017, 10:19 AM
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I can make up for it by getting a teenage gf...right?
post 1507314601 06-05-2017, 10:27 AM
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lol no thanks. You ever hang around with a high school girl?? I'd rather talk to a billboard.

Bout the only thing that copypasta makes me miss is being a kid and having no responsibility.
Originally Posted By MrGreenTea
I can make up for it by getting a teenage gf...right?
Das it. Get out the binoculars though and make sure that id say she 18
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post 1507314921 06-05-2017, 10:30 AM
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Yeah I agree to an extent. It was such a sik feeling going into school in the morning knowing I was gonna see that girl I liked, her passing little notes and giggling with her friends cause she was telling em how you two hooked up or w/e. I also would get that crazy butterfly feeling in my stomach (that chit never happens anymore) and then you'd chill after school, you'd have all the time in the world and nothing to worry about. GOAT feeling.
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post 1507314961 06-05-2017, 10:31 AM
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more depressing: "you'll never be 15 again" period
post 1507314991 06-05-2017, 10:31 AM
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It used to get at me but I was unemployed for a while after surgery and I got to experience one of those teenage love scenarios except I had some $$ and a car

Takes some of the salt away... I can't imagine being any older than I was when I lost my virginity and fell in love the first time, feel sorry for those dudes who hit 27 without being in love they really did miss out
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post 1507315161 06-05-2017, 10:32 AM
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jakes on you, married my HS gf

still have sex like teenagers, still completely infatuated with each other
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post 1507315981 06-05-2017, 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted By cjmadscientist
jakes on you, married my HS gf

still have sex like teenagers, still completely infatuated with each other
If you die will you leave her to me in your will pls?
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25, handholdless, kissless, hugless virgin.


It is what it is. I do regret it but there's other things I regret more.
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Feels, it wasn't quite like the American coming of age teen movies my generation had shoved down their optic nerve but it was good enough...



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post 1516001541 08-17-2017, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted By BrahoBrahs
hurt
You chose the wrong thread to bump, motha****a. Welcome to band camp.

post 1516002271 08-17-2017, 10:28 AM
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Yeah but those who never experienced it have the benefit of not having to know what it used to be like.

It's kind of like if you never had pizza you don't really know what you're missing out on. Imagine someone giving you pizza for a few years, you love it, and then they take it away and you can never have it.

Imagine going through the rest of your life KNOWING what you're missing. Those of us who missed out at 15, sure it sounds like a nice idea, but we also don't truly know what it is we are missing.

Probably just cope over here but seems like it's just better to not get to experience it rather than experience it briefly and have it stripped away forced to live decade after decade knowing it can't be reclaimed.



All I ever got was the bitter jaded whores. And that my friends gets to last forever.
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P u r g e
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also, lol @ "love"
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post 1516004591 08-17-2017, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted By dannyg2127
I remember being a teenager and having a raging hard-on during 95% of my interactions with girls
I remember getting raging bonerz right before classes ended and I always had to walk with my backpack in front of me to hide it in the hall way.
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Meh, been there done that. Still never had a GF and while all my friends got cheated on, played, went through drama I had youtube and mah gains.

Jakes on u kent. Now 30+ cope wh0res are eye fuqing me left and right and I dont even look at them.

No tears, only Jesus now (srs)
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The worst is being so close to experiencing it but being too beta to make a move so you end up getting friendzoned and decide to start lifting weights and visiting online forums with fellow FAs
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OP, just gf a sloot that looks like a teen. It will scratch that itch. dat copypasta doesn't really trigger me anymore
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Originally Posted By cjmadscientist
jakes on you, married my HS gf

still have sex like teenagers, still completely infatuated with each other
These feels, I know them
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Originally Posted By aherpderp
fukkin lost it at how accurate this is
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Teenage love is probably the highest of the highs you can get emotionally. You're so fuqing dumb, nothing else matters.

Don't know about ******* like rabbits at 15. In my days, that was extremely rare. Talking and chit was enough with the one. These days, kids as young as 13 buttfuq each other first, ask questions later.
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that chit is depressing the older u are. no more cute teenage girls. because that's illegal jeffrey.
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Originally Posted By FAH_Q
Truth

I remember switching from putting my books in a regular backpack to a shoulder strap gym bag so i could move it infront of my junk whenever i got a random boner in class and the bell rung and i had to get up and go to my next class (srs)
Lol I still do this srs
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