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post 1517206971 08-24-2017, 07:46 AM
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Literally ded that you actually thought it would be a good idea to send that BJ line.
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post 1517207131 08-24-2017, 07:48 AM
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Originally Posted By MarinoMike⏩



I mean... .I'm quoting something at least.
*drink. damn spell check
put honey on the head of the wheat beer


What exactly did you think I was talking about?
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post 1517207881 08-24-2017, 07:56 AM
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This thread basically confirms OP and half the MISC are autistic. You NEVER bring up sex for you through text unless she escalates it first. Doersnt matter if you think you deserve it or think its fair. You play dumb then make fun of her IN PERSON sarcastically about not doing it, calling her a prude, sying dis dikc dont bite , etc etc.


Id get her naked, tease her, kiss the inside of her thigh and almost start licking the pucci next time, then stop, work your way back up to her face, and say something like "Madam I would like to collect my debts from the last romantic evening we had"

Trust me she'll be sucking that thing like its the fountain of youth
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post 1517208401 08-24-2017, 08:01 AM
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if shes still down to hangout, shes into you and you WILL smash


but then of course you said lets go fuking running 4 miles... like what the fuk.
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post 1517208461 08-24-2017, 08:02 AM
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Originally Posted By FlexLex⏩
This thread basically confirms OP and half the MISC are autistic. You NEVER bring up sex for you through text unless she escalates it first. Doersnt matter if you think you deserve it or think its fair. You play dumb then make fun of her IN PERSON sarcastically about not doing it, calling her a prude, sying dis dikc dont bite , etc etc.


Id get her naked, tease her, kiss the inside of her thigh and almost start licking the pucci next time, then stop, work your way back up to her face, and say something like "Madam I would like to collect my debts from the last romantic evening we had"

Trust me she'll be sucking that thing like its the fountain of youth
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post 1517208861 08-24-2017, 08:06 AM
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Just tell her Ramen Noodles.

When you asks why just say I wanna noodle that poodle
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post 1517209031 08-24-2017, 08:08 AM
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I think.......


OP found a quality girl and hes awestruck so hes acting super cringy


-She keeps apologizing for not responding
-She called him out on bullchit out of the blue perverision
-She seems fit
-Loves dat suga wall to be licky licky on
post 1517209291 08-24-2017, 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted By azzspankr⏩
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Ayyy lmao. You called that.

This whole thread is cracking me up. Literally all OP had to do was reply to the original text with "Bring em here and you'll find out" and smash when she came over.

You'd have to go full Timothy not to get laid in this situation.

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BJ's advice is always cringe but it'll work on 30-40 year broads 100% of the time, 95% of the time. You guys don't need to bash the guy for contributing tho lol
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post 1517209951 08-24-2017, 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted By HockeyBacon18⏩
if shes still down to hangout, shes into you and you WILL smash


but then of course you said lets go fuking running 4 miles... like what the fuk.
I thought it was a smart move, BS attempt to show he wants more than sex, which balances out the overly obvious whining over not getting head last time.
Originally Posted By azzspankr⏩
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Ayyye get your sensor calibrated tho
Originally Posted By Vampirelol⏩
Ayyy lmao. You called that.

This whole thread is cracking me up. Literally all OP had to do was reply to the original text with "Bring em here and you'll find out" and smash when she came over.

You'd have to go full Timothy not to get laid in this situation.

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BJ's advice is always cringe but it'll work on 30-40 year broads 100% of the time, 95% of the time. You guys don't need to bash the guy for contributing tho lol
Obviously a joke. But you get my point. Saying you deserved head last time in a non joking manner is just cringe. Girls THINK they deserve the world without giving anything. OP is lucky this chick is head over heels for him. Your reply is 10/10 tho, could have prevented 8 pages of MISC autism
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post 1517210231 08-24-2017, 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted By FlexLex⏩
Obviously a joke. But you get my point. Saying you deserved head last time in a non joking manner is just cringe. Girls THINK they deserve the world without giving anything. OP is lucky this chick is head over heels for him. Your reply is 10/10 tho, could have prevented 8 pages of MISC autism
Yea what you said would have worked without the Misc lingo ahaha. I've personally always taken the direct approach with girls tho.

Subtle + Direct = GOAT combo.
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post 1517210681 08-24-2017, 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted By Vampirelol⏩
Yea what you said would have worked without the Misc lingo ahaha. I've personally always taken the direct approach with girls tho.

Subtle + Direct = GOAT combo.
Direct works if you word it right and talk about the future. Not when you are whining about the past cause she didnt suk your dikc one night, it sounds so salty if you bring it up. Just cringe everywhere.
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post 1517210941 08-24-2017, 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted By FlexLex⏩
Direct works if you word it right andtalk about the future.Not when you are whining about the past cause she didnt suk your dikc one night, it sounds so salty if you bring it up. Just cringe everywhere.


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post 1517211191 08-24-2017, 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted By azzspankr⏩


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The MISC I swear
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post 1517211281 08-24-2017, 08:31 AM
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Originally Posted By FlexLex⏩
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Don't quote me boy cause I ain't said sht




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post 1517211551 08-24-2017, 08:33 AM
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FUARKK!!!!! Will rep if this turns around OP.

Good luck
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post 1517211581 08-24-2017, 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted By azzspankr⏩
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Ive had sex more in the past month than you prolly had in the past 2 years. Keep coping bruhh, dont be mad Im cumin raw in prime pucci while you jerk off to your numb left hand

In b4 same hole every night
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post 1517212211 08-24-2017, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted By Clydesdale1991⏩
FUARKK!!!!! Will rep if this turns around OP.

Good luck
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post 1517212481 08-24-2017, 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted By FlexLex⏩
Ive had sex more in the past month than you prolly had in the past 2 years. Keep coping bruhh, dont be mad Im cumin raw in prime pucci while you jerk off to your numb left hand

In b4 same hole every night
typical virgin response



same hole every night
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post 1517212511 08-24-2017, 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted By flexlex⏩
id get her naked, tease her, kiss the inside of her thigh and almost start licking the pucci next time, then stop, work your way back up to her face, and say something like"madam i would like to collect my debts from the last romantic evening we had"

trust me she'll be sucking that thing like its the fountain of youth
lol wtf...madam? collected my debts? Is this 1925?
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post 1517213411 08-24-2017, 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted By ryanscut⏩
lol wtf...madam? collected my debts? Is this 1925?
Yeah... I'm not seeing panties come off with that one.
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post 1517213571 08-24-2017, 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted By ryanscut⏩
lol wtf...madam? collected my debts? Is this 1925?
Do you want to date a ho or a lady? Court a woman as a gentlemen. Use romantic verbiage even if you are about to tongue her cooter. Nothing gets a female moister than a gentlemen using proper English during a sexual encounter. Try it.
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post 1517213871 08-24-2017, 08:55 AM
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OP was doing just fine on his own

Cringe Jesus comes in and dumps a 10lb bag of cat litter on he puss

Thread still bringing lulz
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Originally Posted By FlexLex⏩
Do you want to date a ho or a lady? Court a woman as a gentlemen. Use romantic verbiage even if you are about to tongue her cooter. Nothing gets a female moister than a gentlemen using proper English during a sexual encounter. Try it.
it's "gentleman" not " gentlemen"
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post 1517214351 08-24-2017, 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted By azzspankr⏩
it's "gentleman" not " gentlemen"
I can guarantee there are numerous female MISCers with soggy panties just from seeing you point that out. Touche, my point getting across.
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post 1517214921 08-24-2017, 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted By FlexLex⏩
I can guarantee there are numerous female MISCers with soggy panties just from seeing you point that out. Touche, my point getting across.
trust me, girls like a guy who knows basic English
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Originally Posted By FlexLex⏩
I can guarantee there are numerous female MISCers with soggy panties just from seeing you point that out. Touche, my point getting across.
Would genuinely be curious to see a female miscers opinion on my game and what not.
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Originally Posted By azzspankr⏩
trust me, girls like a guy who knows basic English
Username: azzspankr

ded m8
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From the text game to only eating her pussy out OP just reeks of a autistic beta. Such is life as a Timothy.
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Ate out a random club sloot once (strong regret) and she pulled me up to let me smash within a minute.

Lol at actually eating a girl out fully clothed without the intention of fukin her brains out afterwards. Eating pusy period is a beta move If you ask me but you took it to the next level bro. And by bro I mean never my bro
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ITT I realize why I get so much pussy and normal motherfukers get zero bahahaha. Srsly, what the actual fuk?
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