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Originally Posted By PTzFree⏩
I think I did read about that before but had forgotten, that's a wild true story man. I have always found that your first instinct is usually the right one. ReppedHall of fame boxer Sugar Ray Robinson backed out of a fight because he had a dream that he was going to kill his opponent in the ring. After a priest and minister convinced Robinson to fight, Robinson went into the ring and killed his opponent, Jimmy Doyle.
Related fun fact: Jimmy Doyle was fighting to buy his mother a house. Robinson used his winnings from his next 4 fights to buy Jimmy's mother a home.
Related fun fact: Jimmy Doyle was fighting to buy his mother a house. Robinson used his winnings from his next 4 fights to buy Jimmy's mother a home.
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Originally Posted By JaymzJ⏩
You could ask 'is this replaceable?' but I suppose that makes it less spontaneous & 'savage' so my recommendation is to buy her some sexy but cheap dresses and have at it. Ebay's really good for clothes like thatLol, as I appreciate all of the advice and there are some great suggestions in there, all I was really wondering about was if she would be upset with me ruining her clothing from ripping it off
. You obv. don't have to spoil the surprise by telling her they're sacrificial dresses. That's prob. how I'd like it done (but it really depends on how precious someone is abt their regular clothes & how much they spend on them).Originally Posted By JaymzJ⏩
You're fortunate, that's not that usual (in ltr's anyway).I already know she likes all of that other stuff
She's generally ready to go with very little to no foreplay at all heheh, I know exactly what gets her horned up, it doesn't take much.
She's generally ready to go with very little to no foreplay at all heheh, I know exactly what gets her horned up, it doesn't take much.Originally Posted By JaymzJ⏩
'Keep this on' or just get it pushed up before she has a chance to discard it - sounds like a race lol. Got 'Tequila makes her clothes fall off' stuck in my head now.... I would actually think it is quite sexy if she would stay partly clothed myself but what can I say? (Not much without sounding arrogant)
Originally Posted By JaymzJ⏩
Jaymz I think you have a long way to go before you're rivalling most miscers for 'creepiness', the (sexual) banter on this forum makes me lol but it can be pretty filthy. Take our mate Hogan for example :P.... but I'm honestly not nearly as creepy irl (or at all really) as I am on the misc
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Certain types of army ants can be used as makeshift sutures!
Dorylus and Eciton army ants have mandibles that are strong enough to pinch skin tightly together. These makeshift sutures can be applied by getting it to bite the skin together and pulling the body off, leaving the head still clamped down. This is not recommended due to hygienic reasons.
Dorylus

Eciton

Dorylus and Eciton army ants have mandibles that are strong enough to pinch skin tightly together. These makeshift sutures can be applied by getting it to bite the skin together and pulling the body off, leaving the head still clamped down. This is not recommended due to hygienic reasons.
Dorylus

Eciton

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08-30-2017, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted By gwem32170191⏩
Certain types of army ants can be used as makeshift sutures!
Dorylus and Eciton army ants have mandibles that are strong enough to pinch skin tightly together. These makeshift sutures can be applied by getting it to bite the skin together and pulling the body off, leaving the head still clamped down. This is not recommended due to hygienic reasons.
Dorylus

Eciton

Dorylus and Eciton army ants have mandibles that are strong enough to pinch skin tightly together. These makeshift sutures can be applied by getting it to bite the skin together and pulling the body off, leaving the head still clamped down. This is not recommended due to hygienic reasons.
Dorylus

Eciton


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08-30-2017, 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Maatkarah⏩
I really like that idea of buying her dresses, looks good on paper but I don't know how it would go down if I actually tried that, it seems too risky to guess what size of dress to get, it could end very badly for me, lol. That is an awesome idea though, idk, I'll think about it, I really like the idea of picking what I would like to see her in too. I could just see the wtf look when I tell her I bought her a dress.You could ask 'is this replaceable?' but I suppose that makes it less spontaneous & 'savage' so my recommendation is to buy her some sexy but cheap dresses and have at it. Ebay's really good for clothes like that
. You obv. don't have to spoil the surprise by telling her they're sacrificial dresses. That's prob. how I'd like it done (but it really depends on how precious someone is abt their regular clothes & how much they spend on them).
You're fortunate, that's not that usual (in ltr's anyway).
'Keep this on' or just get it pushed up before she has a chance to discard it - sounds like a race lol. Got 'Tequila makes her clothes fall off' stuck in my head now.
Jaymz I think you have a long way to go before you're rivalling most miscers for 'creepiness', the (sexual) banter on this forum makes me lol but it can be pretty filthy. Take our mate Hogan for example :P
. You obv. don't have to spoil the surprise by telling her they're sacrificial dresses. That's prob. how I'd like it done (but it really depends on how precious someone is abt their regular clothes & how much they spend on them).You're fortunate, that's not that usual (in ltr's anyway).
'Keep this on' or just get it pushed up before she has a chance to discard it - sounds like a race lol. Got 'Tequila makes her clothes fall off' stuck in my head now.
Jaymz I think you have a long way to go before you're rivalling most miscers for 'creepiness', the (sexual) banter on this forum makes me lol but it can be pretty filthy. Take our mate Hogan for example :P

I sure know how to pick 'em heheh. I suppose I am fortunate, thank you
That's another great idea but when I say she's already nekked I mean like she will be calling me from the bedroom, I will walk in and she's laying in bed without so much as a stitch of clothing on.
That's nice of you to say, tbh I was a little worried I scared you off with all of this talk. Yes Brogan says some interesting things, he's highly entertaining and hard to match in hilarity. I'm glad you have a sense of humour too

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Originally Posted By PTzFree⏩
Speaking of boxing greats, Mike Tyson once grabbed one of his trainer's 11 year old daughter's ass when he was 16 years old. The trainer, Teddy Atlas, pointed a gun to young Tyson's head and told him to never touch his family again, or he would kill him. Teddy was fired by trainer Cus D'Amato because Tyson was D'Amato's adopted son.Hall of fame boxer Sugar Ray Robinson backed out of a fight because he had a dream that he was going to kill his opponent in the ring. After a priest and minister convinced Robinson to fight, Robinson went into the ring and killed his opponent, Jimmy Doyle.
Related fun fact: Jimmy Doyle was fighting to buy his mother a house. Robinson used his winnings from his next 4 fights to buy Jimmy's mother a home.
Related fun fact: Jimmy Doyle was fighting to buy his mother a house. Robinson used his winnings from his next 4 fights to buy Jimmy's mother a home.
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Originally Posted By gwem32170191⏩
Speaking of ants... I found it interesting that fire ants can self-assemble into shapes!Certain types of army ants can be used as makeshift sutures!
Dorylus and Eciton army ants have mandibles that are strong enough to pinch skin tightly together. These makeshift sutures can be applied by getting it to bite the skin together and pulling the body off, leaving the head still clamped down. This is not recommended due to hygienic reasons.
Dorylus

Eciton

Dorylus and Eciton army ants have mandibles that are strong enough to pinch skin tightly together. These makeshift sutures can be applied by getting it to bite the skin together and pulling the body off, leaving the head still clamped down. This is not recommended due to hygienic reasons.
Dorylus

Eciton

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Originally Posted By JaymzJ⏩
You could find out her typical size by checking the dresses she's already got.I really like that idea of buying her dresses, looks good on paper but I don't know how it would go down if I actually tried that, it seems too risky to guess what size of dress to get, it could end very badly for me, lol. That is an awesome idea though, idk, I'll think about it, I really like the idea of picking what I would like to see her in too. I could just see the wtf look when I tell her I bought her a dress.

If you buy cheap-ish ones for ripping off on ebay; cheap usually means smaller than usual, so you should go a size or two up.
These all turned up on the 1st page of a 'sexy dress' search in ebay, all under $10 .. some will have to be shipped from Hong Kong/China but shipping is usually cheap, it just means a wait of 2/3 weeks.
They'll never be great quality, but for the purpose ...
n.b. stretchy ones will be more forgiving on average if the sizing is small/weird, so it might be best to go stretchy.
Originally Posted By JaymzJ⏩
Wow just goes to show how different people can be - if I initiated sexors, it'd always be wearing some little outfit/lingerie. She must be v body confident, which is great.That's another great idea but when I say she's already nekked I mean like she will be calling me from the bedroom, I will walk in and she's laying in bed without so much as a stitch of clothing on.
Originally Posted By JaymzJ⏩
... if I didn't have a dark & somewhat vulgar sense of humour I'd never have stuck around on this forum, that's for sure.That's nice of you to say, tbh I was a little worried I scared you off with all of this talk. Yes Brogan says some interesting things, he's highly entertaining and hard to match in hilarity. I'm glad you have a sense of humour too

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08-31-2017, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted By fawkingjoocy⏩
Wrong response, maybe if someone had checked him, he'd not have ended up serving time for rape.Speaking of boxing greats, Mike Tyson once grabbed one of his trainer's 11 year old daughter's ass when he was 16 years old. The trainer, Teddy Atlas, pointed a gun to young Tyson's head and told him to never touch his family again, or he would kill him. Teddy was fired by trainer Cus D'Amato because Tyson was D'Amato's adopted son.
Instead he was told "do what you like to females (11 yr old? - child actually) inc. guys you know's daughters etc. and there'll be no come-back; we'll back you up".
Talk about teaching someone no respect or decency (not that Tyson is v teachable in that regard).
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Originally Posted By Foreverbulker⏩
Oh yeah, those little critters are crazy adaptable. The army ants I was talking about don't have nests and continually move, when they set up shop for a night they all bind together and create a pseudo hive with tunnels and chambers, all made out of ants. Look at these fire ants in Texas, we're all gonna make it.Speaking of ants... I found it interesting that fire ants can self-assemble into shapes!

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Originally Posted By Maatkarah⏩
in for dirty jokes... if I didn't have a dark & somewhat vulgar sense of humour I'd never have stuck around on this forum, that's for sure.
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Originally Posted By Sinix⏩
Funny I haven't read one of those stories yet and I'm all up in this forum like everyday. Heheh, you picked the wrong guy to play with, this is gonna be funHere's a random fact - you're a giant cuck Jaymz and female miscers have hilarious stories about you trying to hit on them.

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Originally Posted By Maatkarah⏩
Why why why?!?!?Why has an elephant got 4 feet?
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Originally Posted By Maatkarah⏩
Why has an elephant got 4 feet?
Originally Posted By JaymzJ⏩
why!?Why why why?!?!?
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Wait for it...
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Originally Posted By hoganrulz⏩
Cause 6 inches would look stupid.why!?
How can you tell a blond has just come?
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Originally Posted By Maatkarah⏩
LMAO, fat dudes with tiny dicks rocking in the corner out of depression atmCause 6 inches would look stupid.
Originally Posted By Maatkarah⏩
im intrigued, tell me how oh wise one!How can you tell a blond has just come?
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Originally Posted By hoganrulz⏩
Cause she says "Aw thanks guys".LMAO, fat dudes with tiny dicks rocking in the corner out of depression atm
im intrigued, tell me how oh wise one!
im intrigued, tell me how oh wise one!
(I did say it was just a joke & has no relation to your wife - or Cass - or any other blond female on this forum).
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Originally Posted By Maatkarah⏩
LMFAO im gonna use that one, fawking brutalCause she says "Aw thanks guys".
(I did say it was just a joke & has no relation to your wife - or Cass - or any other blond female on this forum).
(I did say it was just a joke & has no relation to your wife - or Cass - or any other blond female on this forum).
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Originally Posted By sr7914⏩
Seen this guy called out many times as a creep by female miscers. Here's just one from a quick searchPics?
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=173856311
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Originally Posted By Sinix⏩
The one and only call out thread about me ever, lol. Was aware and didn't even post in it, pathetic attemptSeen this guy called out many times as a creep by female miscers. Here's just one from a quick search
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=173856311
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Originally Posted By JaymzJ⏩
Once they are flipped on their back, they're fkdWhat do blondes and turtles have in common?
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Originally Posted By Maatkarah⏩
Great for her and can get some good angles but I like to see the pleasure on her face and hear the moans clearly as opposed to muffled into a pillow. When we first got married, she wanted me to pick up a kama sutra book (she was too shy to buy the book at the store, it was cute) and we would try a couple or a few positions every night until we finished the book heheh, good times, good times.But who was doggy-style.
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