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post 1518876951 09-09-2017, 01:41 AM
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Why is my Ass so itchy?

I keep getting sht formed in my ass

I go to itch my ass and smell my finger and it smells like sht

And there's like sht formed there but I don't have the urge to poop

How do I fix this?
post 1518877011 09-09-2017, 01:43 AM
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Anal leakage. You gotta stuff tp for the rest of your life. Or a pad/tampon aka the manpon
Keep rep trading out of your sig line miss
post 1518877131 09-09-2017, 01:46 AM
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Originally Posted By BrahPlease⏩
Anal leakage. You gotta stuff tp for the rest of your life. Or a pad/tampon aka the manpon
I'm srs pls
post 1518877141 09-09-2017, 01:46 AM
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Maybe he's not wiping properly in the first place
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post 1518877251 09-09-2017, 01:49 AM
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Your gut might not be digesting fat correctly?
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post 1518877371 09-09-2017, 01:52 AM
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Originally Posted By NotANun21⏩
Your gut might not be digesting fat correctly?
Lmao can you make soap from that? Inb4 op has chit in his ass that formed from the fat
Keep rep trading out of your sig line miss
post 1518877401 09-09-2017, 01:53 AM
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You get your ass ate lately OP?
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On how they raped the continents, and it's the prominent /
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post 1518877491 09-09-2017, 01:55 AM
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butt plug
post 1518877541 09-09-2017, 01:57 AM
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lol do you have dipar rash maybe try some baby powder
post 1518877561 09-09-2017, 01:57 AM
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Try bathing you filthy peasant.

Also stop putting your fingers in your stinkin ass and putting your chit everywhere you fuking mong.
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post 1518877611 09-09-2017, 01:59 AM
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it means you have a tapeworm and its poking its head out for oxygen (100% srs)
post 1518877671 09-09-2017, 02:02 AM
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Originally Posted By abdi321⏩
How would bathing have anything to do
It's leaking from the internal
post 1518877751 09-09-2017, 02:05 AM
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Baby wipes, and possibly a manpon




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post 1518877981 09-09-2017, 02:17 AM
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It could be leaky gut from candida overgrowth from eating too much junk food or from taking antibiotics. Try cutting out refined sugars, grains and artificial sweeteners for a while and see if it improves.

If that doesnt help try doing this.
post 1518878301 09-09-2017, 02:27 AM
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Originally Posted By creatinemonstr⏩
I keep getting sht formed in my ass

I go to itch my ass and smell my finger and it smells like sht

And there's likesht formed there but I don't have the urge to poop

How do I fix this?
Sounds like constipation. get some psyllium husk
post 1518878601 09-09-2017, 02:37 AM
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Wipe your ass properly and clean up your diet.
post 1518881841 09-09-2017, 04:59 AM
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shave
clean deep after ****
check your diet

possibly leaky gut/candida..etc
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