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post 1520023371 09-20-2017, 01:57 PM
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Let's be real, most women don't know how to suck a cawk

Had a BJ from several women in my life, 2 were experienced dirty milfs with lots of experiences. 9/10 times these sloots don't know how to suck a cawk I have to explain to them the proper technique. They always use their teeth or suck so hard it feels like your cawk is being sucked in by a vacuum. I had times where the tip of my dink was bruised from teeth marks and popped nerves from them sucking too hard. Never once did I came from a BJ.
post 1520023471 09-20-2017, 01:58 PM
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I dont feel anything so far.. idk whats going on
watching porn growing up I thought I cant WAIT until a girl does this to me.. but so far.. I dont feel anything and I go soft
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post 1520023521 09-20-2017, 01:58 PM
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Agreed, guys do a much better job.
Lol, lmfao
post 1520023541 09-20-2017, 01:59 PM
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Not to sound like a feminist, but I think more women know how to suck a cawk than men that can go down on a chick.
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post 1520023681 09-20-2017, 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted By gixxer0.6g⏩
Not to sound like a feminist, but I think more women know how to suck a cawk than men that can go down on a chick.
Feminist detected.
post 1520023931 09-20-2017, 02:02 PM
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ITT: OP is telling us he prefers a man's mouth on his summer sausage.
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post 1520024191 09-20-2017, 02:04 PM
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Agreed op. Them teeth hurt. Brb scratched shaft. Brb bloddy head sides
post 1520024211 09-20-2017, 02:05 PM
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Great reason to hit up your local twink.
post 1520024401 09-20-2017, 02:06 PM
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Let's be real, most miscer don't know how it feels to have his cawk sucked
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post 1520025221 09-20-2017, 02:14 PM
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Opie can you teach me how to suck cawk properly pls
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post 1520025601 09-20-2017, 02:17 PM
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Training them and instructing them on what you enjoy/prefer is half the fun.
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post 1520025631 09-20-2017, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted By gixxer0.6g⏩
Not to sound like a feminist, but I think more women know how to suck a cawk than men that can go down on a chick.
agreed.

A little effort going down is LONG remembered. After I split with my ex three years ago, I had two different women I dated/hooked up with over ten years prior contact me when they saw I was single again on social media and the reason why was my oral skills.
post 1520025701 09-20-2017, 02:18 PM
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op you should open a school
post 1520025731 09-20-2017, 02:18 PM
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okay no homo but i honestly sometimes think i'd give amazing head if i were gay or if i were a girl

strongest of no homos but sometimes when im brushing my tongue i gag real hard and i just imagine myself choking on a dick no homo and how hot it would be if i was sucking off a gay dude (and if i were gay at the same time)

no homo of course tho but im just saying my head game would be ridiculous if i ever did start going down that road haha NO HOMO again lol but yeah pm me if u wanna talk about this in private lol
pm me ur pics and ill rep u haha jk no homo lol haha no but srsly pls pm me ur pics haha just glutes and maybe face haha no homo again lol just kidding kinda not rly lol pls send them
post 1520026091 09-20-2017, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted By butwhowasfeel⏩
okay no homo but i honestly sometimes think i'd give amazing head if i were gay or if i were a girl

strongest of no homos but sometimes when im brushing my tongue i gag real hard and i just imagine myself choking on a dick no homo and how hot it would be if i was sucking off a gay dude (and if i were gay at the same time)

no homo of course tho but im just saying my head game would be ridiculous if i ever did start going down that road haha NO HOMO again lol but yeah pm me if u wanna talk about this in private lol
you say "no homo" , You keep using that phrase. I do not think it means what you think it means

post 1520026431 09-20-2017, 02:23 PM
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You fix this by telling them how to do it better. Make em suck till they get it right.



And if you cant cum, try nipple stimulation ded ass srs.
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post 1520026541 09-20-2017, 02:24 PM
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Get down on your knees and look that cock in the eye. Show those women how to really suck a cock OP. If anyone knows how to suck it, it's you. ****in alpha
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post 1520026761 09-20-2017, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted By EnforcerOTF⏩
you say "no homo" , You keep using that phrase. I do not think it means what you think it means

pm me ur pics and ill rep u haha jk no homo lol haha no but srsly pls pm me ur pics haha just glutes and maybe face haha no homo again lol just kidding kinda not rly lol pls send them
post 1520026911 09-20-2017, 02:28 PM
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lol, this has happened to me twice with divorced chicks , i look down thinking, wtf has she been doing all these years?


but as time goes on they get better
post 1520027071 09-20-2017, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted By Maxamanius⏩
or suck so hard it feels like your cawk is being sucked in by a vacuum.
I have never founded one that can suck that hard. Always thought that would feel hnnnggggg. Anyways, last GF was bad ass at head -- prob drank a gallon of my jizz. Now some other guy is getting it. She was a dumb sloot
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post 1520027181 09-20-2017, 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted By pengh⏩
I have never founded one that can suck that hard. Always thought that would feel hnnnggggg. Anyways, last GF was bad ass at head -- prob drank a gallon of my jizz. Now some other guy is getting it. She was a dumb sloot
lol

post 1520027941 09-20-2017, 02:36 PM
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teach them how op
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post 1520028131 09-20-2017, 02:38 PM
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post 1520028251 09-20-2017, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted By gixxer0.6g⏩
Not to sound like a feminist, but I think more women know how to suck a cawk than men that can go down on a chick.
You take the whole thing in your mouth while it's still limp and, now I call this "magic"...you make it "grow" by using your mouth. How it gets bigger?? I don't know, but I DO know that when I've showed this magic trick to friends they seem really impressed and everyone is ohhing and ahhing over it.

Also let's say you have a tough crowd (like your father in law, or boss) you can add a little flair. Every 30 seconds or do be sure to swirl your tongue around the tip of the head. Use your hand as an extension to your mouth moving it up and down the shaft along with your mouth.

You'll be sure to impress even the toughest critics
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post 1520028661 09-20-2017, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
You know how I know you're not a Dom?
This. Fukkin *******
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post 1520029121 09-20-2017, 02:47 PM
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This one ONS girl wanted to show me a trick. She put my dick head in her mouth and sucked with the force of a harpy or demon. **** was terrible.
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Worst BJ I ever got was from a much older woman who went on and on about how she was gonna give me the best head of my life. It was all talk. I ended up having to grab her hair and throat fuk her to get any sort of pleasure out of the experience.
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In my experience they always don't suck hard enough At first
post 1520029431 09-20-2017, 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted By BeerCalories⏩
This one ONS girl wanted to show me a trick. She put my dick head in her mouth and sucked with the force of a harpy or demon. **** was terrible.
lol reminds me of those old Derrick Comedy videos...

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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
This. Fukkin *******
*******s can at least communicate their needs in the bedroom. Not even sure what this fukkery is.
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Easy solution, just knock their teeth out, no more teeth... Or get a BJ from a grandma, mmmm those gums...


Not srs.

Not sure what kind of women you're sleeping with OP, but who actually uses teeth during a bj? And sucking super hard locks your jaw after a while. Ergonomically it makes more sense for us women to go nice and soft. Did you tell them they're doing it wrong?
They said she's gone too far this time

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