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Thread: Let's be real, most women don't know how to suck a cawk

post 1520030131 09-20-2017, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted By lupus002⏩
Agreed, guys do a much better job.
Why yes, yes we do.
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post 1520030221 09-20-2017, 02:56 PM
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feelin bad for you brahs... I've had mostly good experiences... a few chompers or "rough throat" girls (thats a thing... they can deep throat, but the throat is sharp)

current gf gives both good tender or rough bj's... can make me nut on her command
you should read this
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=179438063

negs for using "of" where it should be "have"
post 1520030511 09-20-2017, 02:59 PM
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OP, you have to teach them, srs. Tell them how to do it as they're doing it, the directions and ordering them
around usually makes them moister than an oyster too.

And if after that they're still doing it poorly, flip them over and put the other 2 holes to work.
Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
I dont feel anything so far.. idk whats going on
watching porn growing up I thought I cant WAIT until a girl does this to me.. but so far.. I dont feel anything and I go soft
If srs you may have serious circulation/ED issues, consult a medical professional, srs.
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post 1520030991 09-20-2017, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Maxamanius⏩
Had a BJ from several women in my life, 2 were experienced dirty milfs with lots of experiences. 9/10 times these sloots don't know how to suck a cawk I have to explain to them the proper technique. They always use their teeth or suck so hard it feels like your cawk is being sucked in by a vacuum. I had times where the tip of my dink was bruised from teeth marks and popped nerves from them sucking too hard.Never once did I came from a BJ.
Fuark srs? Few things in life more glorious getting a deepthroat BJ, facephuking her into oblivion/skyrim, using her tears as lube and jizzing your LDAR darkness particle deep into their soul hhnngg.
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post 1520031801 09-20-2017, 03:10 PM
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Idk what type of sloots you getting sucked from,, but i have many sloots who were well versed in the art
It is better to die on your feet, than to live a lifetime on your knees

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The odds are great
But my spirit is strong,
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I SHALL ENDURE!
I WILL ENDURE!

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post 1520032441 09-20-2017, 03:15 PM
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Man, you're just really, really unlucky. But you can use it to your advantage by shaping them into the types of girls you want in the bedroom, since they're obviously beginners and in need of guidance. Might be fun and very worthwhile for the both of you.
Go to my log and share something brutal i might wanna try: https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=177638011&p=1589549301#post1589549301
post 1520032761 09-20-2017, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted By jaygee15⏩
Idk what type of sloots you getting sucked from,, but i have many sloots who were well versed in the art
It is truly a dying art form.
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post 1520033031 09-20-2017, 03:19 PM
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Dont use your teeth
Dont squeeze it as hard as you can
Dont slap yourself in the face with it
Dont make that pop noise when you pull your mouth off the top of it
Dont try to shove it down your throat so much that you gag
Dont try to see how fast you can go up and down on it with your mouth
Dont use 2 hands unless you know what the fuk you're doing

I've only been with 2 chicks in my 30 years that could make me cum from a bj............I dated both of them for a combined 7 years. One was a whore and I was planning on marrying the other one.

The one I was planning on marrying could literally make me pop with her mouth in under 30 seconds if she wanted to.....FAAKKK

With the rest of them...I feel like I was doing them a favor, like they were getting more out of it than I was.
post 1520033881 09-20-2017, 03:24 PM
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next time ur getting head OP, just tell him to stop and you will perform on him how you like it
post 1520033961 09-20-2017, 03:25 PM
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I think a bj a day keeps the cheatin away
Hes always keen. Actually apparently im amazing srs
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post 1520034071 09-20-2017, 03:26 PM
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This is why I just tell em to stick Finger in my bum. Can't mess that up
post 1520034111 09-20-2017, 03:26 PM
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This is why I always just over and facefuark them.
Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
post 1520034131 09-20-2017, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted By melDorado⏩
I think a bj a day keeps the cheatin away
Hes always keen. Actually apparently im amazing srs
Well, you have been doing it for 80 years.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1520034411 09-20-2017, 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted By bsmit107⏩
Dont slap yourself in the face with it
Dont make that pop noise when you pull your mouth off the top of it
Dont try to shove it down your throat so much that you gag
Dont try to see how fast you can go up and down on it with your mouth
Dont use 2 hands unless you know what the fuk you're doing

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a coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier dies but one.

The odds are great
But my spirit is strong,
My faith unbreakable,
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I SHALL ENDURE!
I WILL ENDURE!

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post 1520034531 09-20-2017, 03:30 PM
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i interrupt bjs they're giving me 100% of the time and tell them it's time to fukk

only ever had one that was quality from one 25yo. she got offended when i asked her if she watched a lot of porn
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post 1520034581 09-20-2017, 03:30 PM
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Some bitches really overthink this. Consistency in the movement, put some neck muscles into it and wrap up your lips tight.

Mostly about laziness if you ask me.
Miscing since 2006; miscing until I'm dead.
post 1520035161 09-20-2017, 03:35 PM
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Most women are terrible at it.
post 1520035991 09-20-2017, 03:42 PM
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My last really good BJ was from a girl who is a 4/10 and about 75 pounds overweight. 10/10 skills and swallowed every last drop the first time we ever hung out. Unfortunately, as great as her BJs were I couldn't get excited about anything else about her. I couldn't even fake being interested in sex with her. She doesn't return my texts anymore.
post 1520037321 09-20-2017, 03:55 PM
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Long fat meaty cock checking in. It seems like my girth is what they struggle with most
post 1520038011 09-20-2017, 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Well, you have been doing it for 80 years.
Lmao would be true apart from lengthy lesbian phase....
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post 1520038821 09-20-2017, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted By melDorado⏩
Lmao would be true apart from lengthy lesbian phase....
Still got the pics?
I'm back, bitches!
post 1520039031 09-20-2017, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Still got the pics?
might have been before cameras were invented
post 1520039191 09-20-2017, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Well, you have been doing it for 80 years.
Damn lmao
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Originally Posted By butwhowasfeel⏩
okay no homo but i honestly sometimes think i'd give amazing head if i were gay or if i were a girl

strongest of no homos but sometimes when im brushing my tongue i gag real hard and i just imagine myself choking on a dick no homo and how hot it would be if i was sucking off a gay dude (and if i were gay at the same time)

no homo of course tho but im just saying my head game would be ridiculous if i ever did start going down that road haha NO HOMO again lol but yeah pm me if u wanna talk about this in private lol


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Bunch of low test queers ITT.
fist yourself
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Originally Posted By Maxamanius⏩
I have to explain to them the proper technique.
You're experienced in this field op?
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Originally Posted By Vexidi⏩
might have been before cameras were invented
Found one



Hnnnnnggg!!
I'm back, bitches!
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[QUOTE=Muzzlrpress post_id=1520041151]Found one
[Img]https://meaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/que-del-no-seva-Safo_ARAIMA20140928_0135_1.jpg[img]

Hnnnnnggg!![/QUOTE]Damn son she had it goin on. Mirin that miniature antelope too.
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Through my journeys I've learned a few things about women and their blow jobs. You either have the resentful kind, that are sucking your cawk because it's what they're supposed to do, but they don't actually enjoy having a dick in their mouth. These girls will never be good at blow jobs because their heart and soul just isn't in it, and you can tell.

Then you have the women who just love having a dick thrust in their mouth and feel prideful knowing they can make a guy cum with just their mouth. These are the girls that will give you sloppy blow jobs while looking up at you so you can see their eyes water up when your dick hits their tonsils. These girls are good at blow jobs. It's a pride thing.

Unfortunately, the first girl is much more common, despite whatever they may say. You can just tell. Generally, before I even hook up with a girl, I'll tell her "I've never been able to finish from a blow job, I don't know I guess I've just been with the wrong girls". This will spark a girls competitive drive and you'll generally get her to give you her near-top tier blow job the first time around, so you get a good grasp of her abilities. Obviously I'm not expecting her A+ game that she only saves for after nice seafood dinners, but you get a better quality blow job because she wants to be your "first".

Obviously, you cum. From that point on, it's like a "special thing" you two share whenever she sucks your dick because she thinks she's the only woman that can make you cum. You get more blow jobs, and more enthusiastic blow jobs. Also a good excuse for when you have whiskey dick and she has to suck it for 45 min straight.
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