Ever looked at yourself in the mirror and thought, "Man, I really don't wanna get laid in college!" This is the guide for you.

Warning, this guide may not be effective if you're an 8+/10. If that's the case, then drastic measures must be taken which I will not cover.

Anyways, here we go.

1. Don't join a frat.

Fraternities, as ghey as they are, are a quick way to gain a superficial social circle that's focused primarily on hosting parties. They will host parties that limit the amount of men coming so that there are more women than men at the party. This is a risky environment, because even if you're ugly, you'll at least be considered one of those, "It was a drunk hookup that I deeply regret" kind of options by most sloots. So don't join a fraternity.

2. Don't go to parties or University events that serve alcohol.

Non-frat parties are not going to be as generous with the gender ratio, but even then, being in any place where people are mixing freely and losing their inhibitions by drinking is an easy way to get laid, even if you can land a plane on your nose. Abstain from those events if you want to guard your virginity like it's the lost city of El Dorado.

3. Take classes that have mostly males.

If you're a STEM brah you've got a major leg up on this. The more male majority classes you take, the less women you interact with, the less chances of you scoring. It's common sense.

Avoid language classes, sociology, psychology, and easy options classes. You don't want to accidentally have to interact with a female and have her fall for your personality or wits, do you? No, so take all male classes, no homo.

4. Class, gym, home, rinse and repeat.

If you really want to not score, make sure you have an extremely monotonous and boring routine that limits your opportunity to get to know new people. Choose activities that you mostly do alone. The more monotonous and boring you are, the greater the chances of you never getting laid.

5. Don't talk to strangers.

Remember when you parents said don't talk to strangers? That's because they were trying to guard your virginity. Literally never talk to anyone unless prompted, and that's the final nail in the coffin for your chances of scoring.

Thank-you. If you don't listen to my advice, then you're gonna get laid even if you're a 4/10.

thanks man. noted

I don't think so tim

solid advice here op

whats the arab version of timothy?

kareem?

Isma'il, low key.

Kareem is the pretty boy type typically.

Doing all that and still get laid, wat do

Cut your dink off.

Preaching to the choir there opie

sounds like the habits of someone who will eventually be successful

Opie forgot...

6. Don't play sports, especially not major sports at a Division I school.

7. Don't live in a coed dorm freshman year.

Oh yeah almost forgot.

You have to be a commuter brah too.

Frats are ****ing stupid. Real talk.

Can confirm I use to do number 4, no social circle means you won't get laid. Even with good looks lmao

Dude they are so phucking lame. I went to several recruiting frats to eat their dinner and got the phuck out of there lol.

This. lmao

sup brah.

Habib, how are you?

It's not that hard brah, just be ugly

1. lay down

2. rot

the end

Fellow Timothy checking in

This guide is completely accurate but you missed one thing

-If a girl invites herself to your place at night to "do homework", she just wants to do homework and study no questions asked

Oh yes of course.

I've done this three times.

Timothy here. Stop projecting your insecurities on me brah. If you need help getting laid just ask.

Also include

8. Don't attend local bar crawls if you attend a college in/near a city
9. Don't go to Thirsty Thursdays and flirt with random uni sloots

TFW I literally met almost every one of these points. holy fk

please dont adress me in arabic tnx

Oh yes, bars are a no-no.

oh lawd

Most miscers are born with this knowledge.

I guess most miscers have already smashed ur ass thats why u so butthurt