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Thread: If you were drunk and a woman sucked you off, but later found out it was a tranny

post 1520184191 09-22-2017, 01:20 AM
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If you were drunk and a woman sucked you off, but later found out it was a tranny

What would you do? Im still trying to decide my next course of action.
post 1520184231 09-22-2017, 01:21 AM
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like sucked right off or just gave a bit of head?
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post 1520184291 09-22-2017, 01:22 AM
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post 1520184301 09-22-2017, 01:22 AM
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try to forget it happened

once it happens u can't do anything to change it just accept you're a closet homo when u drink
post 1520184321 09-22-2017, 01:23 AM
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Originally Posted By Land_Down_Under⏩
like sucked right off or just gave a bit of head?
Im talking tonsil massage, no gag reflex, swallowed every last drop, best blowy of your life type sucking off.
post 1520184331 09-22-2017, 01:23 AM
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A bj is a bj.
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post 1520184381 09-22-2017, 01:24 AM
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Originally Posted By umop3pisdn⏩
Im talking tonsil massage, no gag reflex, swallowed every last drop, best blowy of your life type sucking off.
yeah id never tell anyone and secretly fap to it only on special occasions
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post 1520184391 09-22-2017, 01:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Anorexilla⏩
A bj is a bj.
This is what I tried telling my Dad but he still hasnt returned my calls after I told him.
post 1520184401 09-22-2017, 01:25 AM
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Originally Posted By umop3pisdn⏩
Im talking tonsil massage, no gag reflex, swallowed every last drop, best blowy of your life type sucking off.
Go back for seconds...
post 1520184431 09-22-2017, 01:25 AM
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This is why you always do the boob check before you get a blow job. Gotta make sure they're real. If they're fake, go down south. Can't fake a vaj.
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post 1520184611 09-22-2017, 01:30 AM
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well id start by NEVER telling anyone. EVER
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post 1520184721 09-22-2017, 01:36 AM
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Originally Posted By DukeWang⏩
Go back for seconds...
bahahahahahahahahahahaha. ded at this rofl.
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post 1520184761 09-22-2017, 01:37 AM
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Pre op or post op?
post 1520184891 09-22-2017, 01:43 AM
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Man, if she's hot enough to fool me, IDGAF. (srs) (no homo)

Would go back for seconds like the other dude said. Lulz
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post 1520185181 09-22-2017, 01:56 AM
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cope with it, what else can you do.
post 1520185391 09-22-2017, 02:06 AM
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Originally Posted By umop3pisdn⏩
This is what I tried telling my Dad but he still hasnt returned my calls after I told him.
Get her to give your dad a blowjob without him knowing she's trans
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post 1520185461 09-22-2017, 02:08 AM
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Did you convince yourself that chicks can have adam's apple as well before you let her sucky sucky?
post 1520185511 09-22-2017, 02:09 AM
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well it'd only be polite to find em and suck em off back. we're living in a society !!
post 1520185551 09-22-2017, 02:11 AM
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suppress those memories by banging as many sloots as possible
post 1520185761 09-22-2017, 02:18 AM
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Originally Posted By Jormund⏩
Did you convince yourself that chicks can have adam's apple as well before you let her sucky sucky?
I didnt even notice tbh, it was a quick turn around from when we met to the blowy. I was drunk and it was dark, it's not like I lost my anus virginity or anything.
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Originally Posted By AgRyan⏩
This is why you always do the boob check before you get a blow job. Gotta make sure they're real. If they're fake, go down south. Can't fake a vaj.
Just lol at thinking this.
post 1520186101 09-22-2017, 02:29 AM
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Originally Posted By CrossXfitbrah⏩
Just lol at thinking this.
lol if you can't tell a fake vaj
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You're already gay now so may as well let him bottom you out
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