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Thread: Do Gals Know that We Completely Judge Them Based on Butthole Aesthetics?

post 1521019881 09-30-2017, 01:39 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
What's weird is that generally in a thread it's just OP who is the, butthole obsessed, *******
Look who's mad
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post 1521020091 09-30-2017, 01:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
Look who's mad


Is it you?
post 1521020201 09-30-2017, 01:51 AM
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Hope a woman never has to see my butthole because there is so much hair the turd sometimes get trapped in a net of hairs.
Everything I post is trash.
post 1521020271 09-30-2017, 01:53 AM
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this thread has changed the way i view life and relationship for the rest of my life

and honestly im not sure if its a good thing that the next girl i bring on a date ill be sitting there wondering how the phuck her butthole looks like and when i take her home ill be nervous to check her butthole

and im the phucking red in here.. god damn
post 1521020421 09-30-2017, 01:58 AM
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Originally Posted By DrunkMechanic⏩
this thread has changed the way i view life and relationship for the rest of my life

and honestly im not sure if its a good thing that the next girl i bring on a date ill be sitting there wondering how the phuck her butthole looks like and when i take her home ill be nervous to check her butthole

and im the phucking red in here.. god damn
It's an inescapable reality, boyo

Buttholes suck you in like pink blackholes
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post 1521046431 09-30-2017, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted By aherpderp⏩
I think this is how gays are made
if you start thinking of men when you see a girls ass, i have some bad news
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXGZu4yxjW0
post 1521047471 09-30-2017, 11:47 AM
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Imma make so much money when I start a hookup app where every profile pic must be a butthole.
Take it easy Christian
post 1521047671 09-30-2017, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted By MissChill⏩
Front page of misc, Germanics lost his virginity and Ratfish is turning down girls based on their shade of butthole. This can't be real life.
das it mane
post 1521051561 09-30-2017, 12:38 PM
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Some hair around the angus is good for when you're rubbing your dink between her crack while sleeping, and you want those tiny sensations on your dink.
post 1521051691 09-30-2017, 12:39 PM
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post 1521052091 09-30-2017, 12:44 PM
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Op saw the POOP ring. Never stare into it.
post 1521054001 09-30-2017, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Mudshovel⏩
Op saw the POOP ring. Never stare into it.
Luckily this new gal's is primo. Dated a chick who was 5 years older than me and that was one tired butthole. Large part of why we broke up

Here's a homework assignment for you guys: go watch some milf porn and focus on the buttholes and you'll understand exactly what I mean

You can't bleach away the erosive effects of wave after wave of chit and/or dinks crashing against your butthole
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post 1521054661 09-30-2017, 01:17 PM
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I thought this was common knowledge OP, butt from looking at the posts its knot...
Balloon knot connoisseur.
post 1521054891 09-30-2017, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted By cookiefiend⏩
Brb squatting over a mirror to check out the situation
I literally just took a sip of water when I read this and almost spit it out.
~ In a world where you can be anything, be kind ~
post 1521055261 09-30-2017, 01:21 PM
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A bit of pigment around the cigar cutter is actually a good thing if the girl has naturally tanning skin. Without it, it would be impossible to achieve an 'anal eclipse' (that magical moment where a brown corona can clearly be seen either side of a tightly pulled g-string).

On the flip side, an injured, inflamed or badly kept balloon-knot is always a bad thing.

Nobody wants to get stared-down by the Eye of Sauron when engaging in bumfun.
fist yourself
post 1521055311 09-30-2017, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
I literally just took a sip of water when I read this and almost spit it out.
She never reported back, so you can guess what she discovered
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post 1521057261 09-30-2017, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
She never reported back, so you can guess what she discovered
Hey I never promised a written report lol
post 1521058981 09-30-2017, 02:01 PM
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Can confirm. Tis the sole reason why I no longer call op's mum.
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post 1521059111 09-30-2017, 02:02 PM
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Jayden Jaymes has the GOAT butthole. So perfectly colored and hairless would eat off of it/10.

post 1566356901 11-15-2018, 09:53 PM
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it's been a year

how's the butthole scene look in your area? i feel like butthole stocks run counter to the economy as a whole (or as a-hole) and we're gonna see some top-notchers during the coming recession
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post 1566357891 11-15-2018, 10:12 PM
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Average post glow female:

Large skin tag on butt hole
3-5 stray hairs
Dark shade surrounding (minimum 4 shades darker than cheeks)
Asymmetric elastic pattern
6’1
170lb
Raw dog or no dog crew
post 1566357991 11-15-2018, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Globally⏩
Average post glow female:

Large skin tag on butt hole
3-5 stray hairs
Dark shade surrounding (minimum 4 shades darker than cheeks)
Asymmetric elastic pattern
not to mention that overall size has expanded due to wrinkling of the skin. if they don't already, they should sell butthole wrinkle cream
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post 1566358541 11-15-2018, 10:24 PM
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Mine is like some forbidden forest in lord of the rings type chit...only you can’t enter only some thorough hardcore gutter chit gets to exit like a farewell gang member
post 1587389831 09-06-2019, 01:13 PM
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Anyone seen some dialed buttholes up close lately? New chick's is not meeting my standards and I'm srsly considering ending the relationship as a result.
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post 1587390241 09-06-2019, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
Anyone seen some dialed buttholes up close lately? New chick's is not meeting my standards and I'm srsly considering ending the relationship as a result.
Just end it brah
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post 1587390761 09-06-2019, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
Anyone seen some dialed buttholes up close lately? New chick's is not meeting my standards and I'm srsly considering ending the relationship as a result.
yea it's sickening out there in smack city.

lol gifs of peace link had me laffin hard boyo
post 1587395251 09-06-2019, 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
Anyone seen some dialed buttholes up close lately? New chick's is not meeting my standards and I'm srsly considering ending the relationship as a result.
end it ****Fish

had one who had hair around her bootyhole, it was dark, had a few bumps, and it smelled like the sewer. IT was like Pennywise's butthole. IT looked and smelled like the abyss of nightmares.

I got immediately soft


now my new girl has a totally clean and pretty butthole I eat
post 1593233631 12-09-2019, 07:00 PM
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Hooked up with a new girl from tinder and I went feeling around in the dark with my fingers. I felt hair back there, dangerously close to where her bunghole is supposed to be. I was too scared to look boyos... stuck to missionary and haven’t seen her since.
Smack City crew
post 1593234161 12-09-2019, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted By MissChill⏩
Front page of misc, Germanics lost his virginity and Ratfish is turning down girls based on their shade of butthole. This can't be real life.
Jesus, Rock hard master race after seeing goat misc HBB MissChill talk about buttholes 🤤
"I'm not going to be jerked around by some chick who thinks her pussy is going to magically override my sense of self-respect. I'm not a phucking performing seal, I'm not going to do tricks to get a mouthful of fish."

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post 1593234371 12-09-2019, 07:12 PM
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Female miscers on suicide watch
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