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post 1522324641 10-11-2017, 11:02 PM
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mate is visitng sydney from US so went out to get yucky with da boyz last night

i'm waiting patiently at the bar (you know who's there before you, you wait your turn), the person next to me gets their drink and leaves, and this girl fills their spot, all leaning over the bar and trying to get the bartender's attention.

so i tell her "you know i was here before you, right?" because i get tired of this bullchit. she responds "so?"; i answer "so if you order before me you're garbage". she gets all uppity, and goes ahead andfukn orders before me. so i look her dead in the eye and tell her "you're a worthless piece of chit". she's a coward kunt so she starts bitching to the bartender about me, obviously making it more dramatic, judging by the bartender's face, and giving me these filthy looks.

so i wrap it up by telling her "you're a piece of chit, you and your ugly little lips" (you know that one's going to stick)

she proceeds to spend about half an hour complaining about me to staff, security, the manager while i'm gettin yucky and dancing like a retard wit da boyz, living life. so security comes and asks me to come speak to the manager. i go over to him.

the sloot's just wasted the rest of her night trying to rek mine, she's leaving and gives me the finger on her way out (just lol if you think i'm gettin upset by anything from a worthless idiot). i tell the manager what's happened, and he says yeah no worries enjoy your night.

i continue getting yucky with the boys.



cliffs:
-sloot skips ahead of me at bar despite being given opportunity to not be a piece of chit
-tell her off, tell her she has small ugly lips
-she spends the rest of her night trying to rek my night
-nothing happens, i have fun
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post 1522324731 10-11-2017, 11:03 PM
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lol so you were mean to someone and took it way overboard bc they got a drink a few minutes before you. Sure showed her.
post 1522324781 10-11-2017, 11:04 PM
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das it boyo but lets be real where is ninja pics of sloot?

did you hit her with a zyzz pose?
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post 1522324811 10-11-2017, 11:05 PM
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Came in expecting you fuked her leaving feeling satisified the sloot spent her night as a miserable twat
post 1522324911 10-11-2017, 11:06 PM
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Pics of teddies while she was leaning across the bar and also pics of ass while in that same position
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post 1522324981 10-11-2017, 11:07 PM
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invite me next time sloot
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post 1522325071 10-11-2017, 11:09 PM
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fukn Brozart





Jk, good story. Lol.
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post 1522325131 10-11-2017, 11:11 PM
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sloots gonna sloot, but for real fak people cutting in line, cant stand that chit
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post 1522325151 10-11-2017, 11:11 PM
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Yaknow I'd have expected better lines
post 1522325231 10-11-2017, 11:12 PM
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Actual story:

Girl takes TimOPs spot at the bar. He stutters incoherently in protest. She looks at him and laughs. TimOP goes home and posts fantasy story on the misc.

The end
post 1522325381 10-11-2017, 11:15 PM
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Actual lol
post 1522325461 10-11-2017, 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Amino89
lol so you were mean to someone and took it way overboard bc they got a drink a few minutes before you. Sure showed her.
uh, if you could read, you dumb fuk, you'd know that in the first place i simply reminded her i was waiting for a drink before she was, and you'd also read that following the interaction her night was done.

if you don't understand that this isn't a question of when i get a drink (if it were i'd walk to the bar and tell everyone who was there before me to fuk off), but a question of basic respect. enjoy getting walked all over you dumb fuk.
Originally Posted By TommyRO
das it boyo but lets be real where is ninja pics of sloot?

did you hit her with a zyzz pose?
i've actually called out these idiot sloots (and dudes) a few times. if they do it by accident, i totally get it, but in instances where i can see they're doing it on purpose, i don't stand for that chit. i also do it for other people - if some kunt cuts in front of someone else, i'll tell the bartender "actually this guy/chick was first)

and no i didn't zyzz on her
Originally Posted By BigAlBrah
Came in expecting you fuked her leaving feeling satisified the sloot spent her night as a miserable twat
fgm. start the night as a piece of chit, get your night ruined. you just know she's gonna be fuming over this chit for days.
Originally Posted By dimassive
invite me next time sloot
ok *******. where do u live
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post 1522325871 10-11-2017, 11:24 PM
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You know the second she got home she went to the bathroom to cry about her little lips in the mirror
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post 1522327211 10-11-2017, 11:45 PM
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The way you kept saying "getting yucky" kinda creeped me out tbh.
post 1522327461 10-11-2017, 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted By PeaceWithin
fukn Brozart

Jk, good story. Lol.
thx bro. every time i call someone out for this chit they get super rustled.
Originally Posted By Gashbell4595
sloots gonna sloot, but for real fak people cutting in line, cant stand that chit
100%, no respect
Originally Posted By Rabbitjb
Yaknow I'd have expected better lines
yeah, i can be pretty fukn clever, but either it's 1) too drunk 2) no material to work with or 3) i just go with what i know will work. clearly worked.
Originally Posted By JRJester
Actual story:

Girl takes TimOPs spot at the bar. He stutters incoherently in protest. She looks at him and laughs. TimOP goes home and posts fantasy story on the misc.

The end
no *******, go rot.
Originally Posted By BigRangs
You know the second she got home she went to the bathroom to cry about her little lips in the mirror
this. chit gon sting the bitch.
note: i am all for respecting people, everyone should feel good about themselves. but when someone shows they're a disrespectful kunt with 0 worth, that all goes out the window.
Originally Posted By Socrawell
The way you kept saying "getting yucky" kinda creeped me out tbh.
your join date is really showing in this post you *******. i'm not gonna change my miscing to suit you poverty *******s who don't know chit
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post 1522327491 10-11-2017, 11:51 PM
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Cucked yourself
post 1522327511 10-11-2017, 11:51 PM
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Should have jizzed a thick load on those ugly little lips and shown her what true thickness is.
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post 1522327581 10-11-2017, 11:52 PM
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Yeah I hate entitled sloots. They love to shove their way through crowds too like no one's gonna smack them for it
post 1522327671 10-11-2017, 11:54 PM
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post 1522327731 10-11-2017, 11:54 PM
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post 1522327771 10-11-2017, 11:55 PM
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You should have been cheeky about it. She tries to cut you, say something like "Oh, you're buying my drink for me, eh? Much appreciated!" Then from there try to set up potential anger fuk.
post 1522327821 10-11-2017, 11:56 PM
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post 1522328261 10-12-2017, 12:02 AM
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all bars i've been to, there's no line. it's the bartender's fault for missing you. i have sat down over 20 minutes just waiting on a drink while literally 2 waves of people got drinks with like a 2 min intermission of nobody else trying to get a drink and me sitting down with my money out the whole time. (never got the drink, eventually went upstairs for a change of scenery)

i've grown to not care though, if they don't want to make the money then great - i save money. before, i got pissed a couple times and threw my money in the bartender's face and told them to fuk off and went to a different bartender.

i'm not gonna play push and shove or yell at the bartender. it'll just make me less likely to go back to them or to the bar altogether. for business, they need to worry about noticing me. I shouldn't have to say a single word if I've got money out.

most of these popular bars go over the maximum occupancy - i'm about at that age where i need to go to chill places with pool tables.
post 1522328911 10-12-2017, 12:11 AM
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damn youre so cool man
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post 1522329701 10-12-2017, 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted By OnlyMiscNotFit
Cucked yourself
no, wanting to let people walk all over you so you can potentially have sex with someone disrespects you is cucking yourself.
Originally Posted By JoocyMane13
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do i know you? or should i just post threads on the misc every time i'm going out?
Originally Posted By CrimsonSteel
You should have been cheeky about it. She tries to cut you, say something like "Oh, you're buying my drink for me, eh? Much appreciated!" Then from there try to set up potential anger fuk.
no thanks at all jeff, i'm disgusted by these kinds of people. i can smash prime ladies whenever i like, but i'm also happy to be by myself in my bed, no desire totrywith a piece of chit idiot
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Originally Posted By thecpthree
all bars i've been to, there's no line. it's the bartender's fault for missing you.
nah it isn't, it's the fault of the motherfukers pushing in. every time i go to the bar i see who's there before me, and make sure they get served before i do. if people were just half-decent, everything would be easy.
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post 1522329851 10-12-2017, 12:26 AM
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waiting in line at a bar is one of those times where you just gotta be patient

if someone cuts, and they order, you say clearly "Excuse me, I was before you" and if they ignore you, you just ignore them right back

gotta stop caring about that sh*t bro
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post 1522337041 10-12-2017, 03:35 AM
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This is a nice thread. Loved reading it. Will fap to later.
post 1522337191 10-12-2017, 03:39 AM
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I thought this would end with you two phucking. But I guess this is the misc, so I should have known that "getting yucky with boys" was the endgame.
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post 1522337211 10-12-2017, 03:40 AM
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Waiting at the bar is one of the worst things in the world. The woman has probably a line pusher for years - good job for calling her out on it.
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post 1522337251 10-12-2017, 03:41 AM
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mirin how you handled that entitled biitch. not mirin "so if you order before me you're garbage". of all the possibilities.........
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