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10-18-2017, 06:02 PM
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Poorly executed ego postures. Seems like you're in the 'look at what I can do' stage of yoga practice.
1. Your spine should be much straighter in karnapidasana. You are terribly rounded and causing more compression than opening.
2. Do more hip opening before practicing bhujanasana with straightend legs. In the meantime just cross your ankles.
3. Your headstand looks apalling. You need to clasp your hands and press your forearms into the mat to relieve the pressure in your neck. There should only be about 10-20% weight in the head. Any more than that will damage the subtle nadis that run to the crown of the head. Forget trying to do scorpion. Learn to do a proper headstand.
Let's see some pedigree postures. Trikon, Vira a&b, baddha konasana, padmasana...
1. Your spine should be much straighter in karnapidasana. You are terribly rounded and causing more compression than opening.
2. Do more hip opening before practicing bhujanasana with straightend legs. In the meantime just cross your ankles.
3. Your headstand looks apalling. You need to clasp your hands and press your forearms into the mat to relieve the pressure in your neck. There should only be about 10-20% weight in the head. Any more than that will damage the subtle nadis that run to the crown of the head. Forget trying to do scorpion. Learn to do a proper headstand.
Let's see some pedigree postures. Trikon, Vira a&b, baddha konasana, padmasana...
10-18-2017, 06:02 PM
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GGW do you even lift anymore?
10-18-2017, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted By NaturaFitness⏩
Poorly executed ego postures. Seems like you're in the 'look at what I can do' stage of yoga practice.
1. Your spine should be much straighter in karnapidasana. You are terribly rounded and causing more compression than opening.
2. Do more hip opening before practicing bhujanasana with straightend legs. In the meantime just cross your ankles.
3. Your headstand looks apalling. You need to clasp your hands and press your forearms into the mat to relieve the pressure in your neck. There should only be about 10-20% weight in the head. Any more than that will damage the subtle nadis that run to the crown of the head. Forget trying to do scorpion. Learn to do a proper headstand.
Let's see some pedigree postures. Trikon, Vira a&b, baddha konasana, padmasana...
1. Your spine should be much straighter in karnapidasana. You are terribly rounded and causing more compression than opening.
2. Do more hip opening before practicing bhujanasana with straightend legs. In the meantime just cross your ankles.
3. Your headstand looks apalling. You need to clasp your hands and press your forearms into the mat to relieve the pressure in your neck. There should only be about 10-20% weight in the head. Any more than that will damage the subtle nadis that run to the crown of the head. Forget trying to do scorpion. Learn to do a proper headstand.
Let's see some pedigree postures. Trikon, Vira a&b, baddha konasana, padmasana...

10-18-2017, 06:05 PM
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10-18-2017, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted By ALyon120⏩
Sorry you'd still be invisible to me. Wood berry TrotonKat over you. Don't breathe my way anymore insect.Still Beta.
Skin still purrfect hun.
P.S you two beta guys would never even catch my eye. Ever. Period. One is an old fat guy, and the other a 'likkle rude boy'.
Grow the f*ck up and stop being beta males.
Skin still purrfect hun.
P.S you two beta guys would never even catch my eye. Ever. Period. One is an old fat guy, and the other a 'likkle rude boy'.
Grow the f*ck up and stop being beta males.
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10-18-2017, 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted By NaturaFitness⏩
But how can she attention whore on the misc if she's learning how to yoga???Poorly executed ego postures. Seems like you're in the 'look at what I can do' stage of yoga practice.
1. Your spine should be much straighter in karnapidasana. You are terribly rounded and causing more compression than opening.
2. Do more hip opening before practicing bhujanasana with straightend legs. In the meantime just cross your ankles.
3. Your headstand looks apalling. You need to clasp your hands and press your forearms into the mat to relieve the pressure in your neck. There should only be about 10-20% weight in the head. Any more than that will damage the subtle nadis that run to the crown of the head. Forget trying to do scorpion. Learn to do a proper headstand.
Let's see some pedigree postures. Trikon, Vira a&b, baddha konasana, padmasana...
1. Your spine should be much straighter in karnapidasana. You are terribly rounded and causing more compression than opening.
2. Do more hip opening before practicing bhujanasana with straightend legs. In the meantime just cross your ankles.
3. Your headstand looks apalling. You need to clasp your hands and press your forearms into the mat to relieve the pressure in your neck. There should only be about 10-20% weight in the head. Any more than that will damage the subtle nadis that run to the crown of the head. Forget trying to do scorpion. Learn to do a proper headstand.
Let's see some pedigree postures. Trikon, Vira a&b, baddha konasana, padmasana...
10-18-2017, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted By JaymzJ⏩
Which females got WKd today Jaymz?Ya because nobody ever jokes around on the misc do they?
10-18-2017, 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted By ALyon120⏩
Shiiiieeeeeet we triggered now. Keep going. Get mad. Dance for me girl.Just stfu you degenerate beta male.
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10-18-2017, 06:23 PM
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10-18-2017, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted By ALyon120⏩
omg u r soooo rude!Just stfu you degenerate beta male.
10-18-2017, 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted By NaturaFitness⏩
No ****! I JUST started lolPoorly executed ego postures. Seems like you're in the 'look at what I can do' stage of yoga practice.
1. Your spine should be much straighter in karnapidasana. You are terribly rounded and causing more compression than opening.
2. Do more hip opening before practicing bhujanasana with straightend legs. In the meantime just cross your ankles.
3. Your headstand looks apalling. You need to clasp your hands and press your forearms into the mat to relieve the pressure in your neck. There should only be about 10-20% weight in the head. Any more than that will damage the subtle nadis that run to the crown of the head. Forget trying to do scorpion. Learn to do a proper headstand.
Let's see some pedigree postures. Trikon, Vira a&b, baddha konasana, padmasana...
1. Your spine should be much straighter in karnapidasana. You are terribly rounded and causing more compression than opening.
2. Do more hip opening before practicing bhujanasana with straightend legs. In the meantime just cross your ankles.
3. Your headstand looks apalling. You need to clasp your hands and press your forearms into the mat to relieve the pressure in your neck. There should only be about 10-20% weight in the head. Any more than that will damage the subtle nadis that run to the crown of the head. Forget trying to do scorpion. Learn to do a proper headstand.
Let's see some pedigree postures. Trikon, Vira a&b, baddha konasana, padmasana...
Originally Posted By Sanguivorant⏩
Ya I have a barbell at home but that's it. Took a few months off from the gym because if school. I know I'll lose some muscle but it's ok I can gain it backGGW do you even lift anymore?
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10-18-2017, 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
Never seen a girl with negative ass before.Nailed it!!!


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10-18-2017, 06:26 PM
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This thread makes me want to go back to yoga class again.
10-18-2017, 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Sanguivorant⏩
They'll ban you for saying that..I know disThis thread makes me want to go back to yoga class again.
I want to do it under a psychedelic influence though, wonder how taht would feel.
I want to do it under a psychedelic influence though, wonder how taht would feel.
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10-18-2017, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted By ALyon120⏩
How many goats does a man need to own to be alpha?Still Beta.
Skin still purrfect hun.
P.S you two beta guys would never even catch my eye. Ever. Period. One is an old fat guy, and the other a 'likkle rude boy'.
Grow the f*ck up and stop being beta males.
Skin still purrfect hun.
P.S you two beta guys would never even catch my eye. Ever. Period. One is an old fat guy, and the other a 'likkle rude boy'.
Grow the f*ck up and stop being beta males.
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10-18-2017, 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
Ever experimented with that chit before? PM me.They'll ban you for saying that..I know dis
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10-18-2017, 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
IN for another 20 pages.Nailed it!!!


10-18-2017, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
Saved to my private collectionNailed it!!!



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10-18-2017, 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted By dbluevette⏩
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10-18-2017, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
lmao jesus fuking christNailed it!!!


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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
is that TP in your bum?This one's better



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10-18-2017, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted By FannySkelper⏩
0 actually, I did elude to the fact that I <3 redheads thoughWhich females got WKd today Jaymz?
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Originally Posted By atomicbbgum⏩
I would never waste paper....it's laundryis that TP in your bum?
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Originally Posted By JaymzJ⏩
Good job jamyz. The first step in healing is admitting you have a problem0 actually, I did elude to the fact that I <3 redheads though

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10-18-2017, 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
I am way beyond the first step, I admit to having a plethora of problems, some of them are not bad problems to have though.I would never waste paper....it's laundry
Good job jamyz. The first step in healing is admitting you have a problem

Good job jamyz. The first step in healing is admitting you have a problem

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