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Thread: Just LOL if your gf/wife can't do this!

post 1523077681 10-18-2017, 07:24 PM
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GGW, do you think your husband wud be willing to record a cuck porno featuring you and yiamsomebody?



















































jking. of course he wud. pls get on that. misc WKs will start a gofundme page if u need the $$$ to do it.
post 1523100611 10-18-2017, 11:40 PM
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Let this thread be a lesson why you stay in shape and don't let yourself get obese folks.

Your wife/gf will have zero respect for you lmao
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post 1523102301 10-19-2017, 12:12 AM
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Originally Posted By janglingjack⏩
Let this thread be a lesson why you stay in shape and don't let yourself get obese folks.

Your wife/gf will have zero respect for you lmao
Wrong

You're still mad that you're not attractive to all females huh?
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OP looks like my ex-gf with smaller tits.
post 1523103651 10-19-2017, 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
Wrong

You're still mad that you're not attractive to all females huh?
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post 1523104331 10-19-2017, 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
Nailed it!!!

Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
This one's better

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post 1523105431 10-19-2017, 01:09 AM
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tfw you open this thread for the first time
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Originally Posted By 300BLK⏩
Perfect summation of this thread.
post 1523106081 10-19-2017, 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
Wrong

You're still mad that you're not attractive to all females huh?
Let me guess, he told you he's fine with it right? What else can he say? A fatass like that hasn't exactly got many options when it comes to women, so you think he's going to risk losing the 4/10 who let's him penetrate her by telling you to stop??

What a choice he has, putting up with being disrespected by an attention whore wife, or back to life as an FA. Such is life for the obese.

There are a lot of attention seeking females here, but mostly they are showing off their bb progress. This is some next level chit.

Just lol.
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post 1523106361 10-19-2017, 01:36 AM
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Originally Posted By janglingjack⏩
Let me guess, he told you he's fine with it right? What else can he say? A fatass like that hasn't exactly got many options when it comes to women, so you think he's going to risk losing the 4/10 who let's him penetrate her by telling you to stop??

What a choice he has, putting up with being disrespected by an attention whore wife, or back to life as an FA. Such is life for the obese.

There are a lot of attention seeking females here, but mostly they are showing off their bb progress. This is some next level chit.

Just lol.
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post 1523106561 10-19-2017, 01:43 AM
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Originally Posted By janglingjack⏩
Let me guess, he told you he's fine with it right? What else can he say? A fatass like that hasn't exactly got many options when it comes to women, so you think he's going to risk losing the 4/10 who let's him penetrate her by telling you to stop??

What a choice he has, putting up with being disrespected by an attention whore wife, or back to life as an FA. Such is life for the obese.

There are a lot of attention seeking females here, but mostly they are showing off their bb progress. This is some next level chit.

Just lol.
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post 1523106611 10-19-2017, 01:44 AM
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post 1523116581 10-19-2017, 06:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩

post 1523121511 10-19-2017, 07:23 AM
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Originally Posted By janglingjack⏩
Let me guess, he told you he's fine with it right? What else can he say? A fatass like that hasn't exactly got many options when it comes to women, so you think he's going to risk losing the 4/10 who let's him penetrate her by telling you to stop??

What a choice he has, putting up with being disrespected by an attention whore wife, or back to life as an FA. Such is life for the obese.

There are a lot of attention seeking females here, but mostly they are showing off their bb progress. This is some next level chit.

Just lol.
He says "you are SO fukking retarded" when he sees me doing retarded chit and laughs about it.

It's really funny the amount of COPE that's coming out of your mouth and how mad you are that some women are attracted to bigger men instead of twinks. My husband would probably considered a good 7/10 facially by most women. I'm definitely not a 4/10..even with red hair


Keep telling yourself that and insulting me because you're insecure or have low self esteem

Me stuffing my butt with laundry and "twerking" like I'm having a seizure is not "disrespecting" my husband.
He isn't in any danger of losing me LMFAO we have been together longer than most miscers on here I'm sure!

Stfu. You've commented in my CP over and over and in my threads - you're SO butthurt it's not even funny.
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post 1523121911 10-19-2017, 07:27 AM
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6/10 with no makeup.

mirin. wud cum on face hard.
post 1523121931 10-19-2017, 07:28 AM
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Lol @ all the WTF memes
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post 1523122161 10-19-2017, 07:30 AM
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You need to do RDL 5x a week and build that booty, honestly I am praying for you
post 1523122571 10-19-2017, 07:35 AM
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Originally Posted By FannySkelper⏩
You need to do RDL 5x a week and build that booty, honestly I am praying for you
Lmao yes even though I'm agnostic I have been praying to Jesus as well. I told him "look Jesus, I know you don't give a chit about all those starving kids in third world countries but if you could just help me grow my ass I will give 20% of my income to the church"

...I think he's gonna help me! ...and yes that pic up there is no makeup. If I wanted to contour, wear fake eyelashes, hair extensions, tan, wear tons of eyeliner and chit im sure I could up it a few points lol #deception
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post 1523122681 10-19-2017, 07:36 AM
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blah blah look at me! blah blah look at my vag! blah blah look at my ass!
I bet your husband would be proud. Good thing all this will be on the internets forever, that way you can show your kids later. I bet they'd be proud too.
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this thread....


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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
He says "you are SO fukking retarded" when he sees me doing retarded chit and laughs about it.

It's really funny the amount of COPE that's coming out of your mouth and how mad you are that some women are attracted to bigger men instead of twinks. My husband would probably considered a good 7/10 facially by most women. I'm definitely not a 4/10..even with red hair


Keep telling yourself that and insulting me because you're insecure or have low self esteem

Me stuffing my butt with laundry and "twerking" like I'm having a seizure is not "disrespecting" my husband.
He isn't in any danger of losing me LMFAO we have been together longer than most miscers on here I'm sure!

Stfu. You've commented in my CP over and over and in my threads - you're SO butthurt it's not even funny.
LOL this is why I internet

dudes are getting salty

OP can you post some feet pix for judgement thank you i think this will settle things around here
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[QUOTE=Girlgoneweird post_id=1523121511]He says "you are SO fukking retarded" when he sees me doing retarded chit and laughs about it.

It's really funny the amount of COPE that's coming out of your mouth and how mad you are that some women are attracted to bigger men instead of twinks. My husband would probably considered a good 7/10 facially by most women. I'm definitely not a 4/10..even with red hair

[Img]https://i.imgur.com/g1N9rvB.jpg[/mg]
Keep telling yourself that and insulting me because you're insecure or have low self esteem

Me stuffing my butt with laundry and "twerking" like I'm having a seizure is not "disrespecting" my husband.
He isn't in any danger of losing me LMFAO we have been together longer than most miscers on here I'm sure!

Stfu. You've commented in my CP over and over and in my threads - you're SO butthurt it's not even funny.[/QUOTE]Post a pic with a thumb up each other's asses

[QUOTE=gharamlifter post_id=1523121911]6/10 with no makeup.

mirin. wud cum on face hard.[/QUOTE]You wouldn't fuk her in the ass really hard? I don't even fukking know you anymore.


Oh chit, nvm. Confused you with deathstroke for some reason.
I'm back, bitches!
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Serious post not salty.

OP is cute but she has some disease which causes her hair to fall out in patches. I met a girl like that one time. She had bald patches here and there on her head. It was off-putting and she was really insecure and depressed about it. Don't remember the name of the disease.

So take those bald patches and disturbing fistfuls of hair during sex into consideration when you're giving her a rating. Hair = life for woman, unless she's a true HBB facially like Natalie Portman.

Furthermore, OP if you've been together with your husband for so damn long, then why the fuk are you still wearing plastic wedding rings and "saving up for real ones". Wedding rings are not that expensive. Again, serious not salty. Are you that poverty?
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Originally Posted By SixThree205⏩
Serious post not salty.

OP is cute but she has some disease which causes her hair to fall out in patches. I met a girl like that one time. She had bald patches here and there on her head. It was off-putting and she was really insecure and depressed about it. Don't remember the name of the disease.

So take those bald patches and disturbing fistfuls of hair during sex into consideration when you're giving her a rating. Hair = life for woman, unless she's a true HBB facially like Natalie Portman.

Furthermore, OP if you've been together with your husband for so damn long, then why the fuk are you still wearing plastic wedding rings and "saving up for real ones". Wedding rings are not that expensive. Again, serious not salty. Are you that poverty?
Lol no it doesn't fall out in handfuls it actually happens randomly probably when I'm sleeping or showering or some chit. I've only had 5 episodes of it.

Anyways.......well we are poor but we are also super frugal. I'm not the type to care about how much my wedding ring costs. We went without them for years when we were Pentecostal because of the no jewelry rule so I kinda just never think about it. I just got my new ring sized and I'll be sure to post a pic of it when it comes back if that will make anyone feel better? Lol it was less than $200. Even if we had a lot of money I would not wanna waste money on jewelry. We have absolutely no debt, no credit cards, and buy used (nice) cars

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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
He says "you are SO fukking retarded" when he sees me doing retarded chit and laughs about it.

It's really funny the amount of COPE that's coming out of your mouth and how mad you are that some women are attracted to bigger men instead of twinks. My husband would probably considered a good 7/10 facially by most women. I'm definitely not a 4/10..even with red hair


Keep telling yourself that and insulting me because you're insecure or have low self esteem

Me stuffing my butt with laundry and "twerking" like I'm having a seizure is not "disrespecting" my husband.
He isn't in any danger of losing me LMFAO we have been together longer than most miscers on here I'm sure!

Stfu. You've commented in my CP over and over and in my threads - you're SO butthurt it's not even funny.
Wait wtf are you taking about me in your CP? I don't think I've even negged you let alone anything else.

Anyway, I just hope you take on board what I'm saying. I just feel sorry for your husband, that's all.
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
He says "you are SO fukking retarded" when he sees me doing retarded chit and laughs about it.

It's really funny the amount of COPE that's coming out of your mouth and how mad you are that some women are attracted to bigger men instead of twinks. My husband would probably considered a good 7/10 facially by most women. I'm definitely not a 4/10..even with red hair


Keep telling yourself that and insulting me because you're insecure or have low self esteem

Me stuffing my butt with laundry and "twerking" like I'm having a seizure is not "disrespecting" my husband.
He isn't in any danger of losing me LMFAO we have been together longer than most miscers on here I'm sure!

Stfu. You've commented in my CP over and over and in my threads - you're SO butthurt it's not even funny.
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Originally Posted By Darkness2Light⏩
LOL this is why I internet

dudes are getting salty

OP can you post some feet pix for judgement thank you i think this will settle things around here
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Originally Posted By janglingjack⏩
Wait wtf are you taking about me in your CP? I don't think I've even negged you let alone anything else.

Anyway, I just hope you take on board what I'm saying. I just feel sorry for your husband, that's all.
I get what you're saying, maybe I take things too far acting stupid...but it's still funny to me. No harm done.

And whoever said my kids will see this why would I care? I'm not doing anything inappropriate. I took a few pics of my ass that's about it. If we are comparing me to most women in 'murica I might as well be Amish lol
How these threads always turn into psychological assessments
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
I get what you're saying, maybe I take things too far acting stupid...but it's still funny to me. No harm done.

And whoever said my kids will see this why would I care? I'm not doing anything inappropriate. I took a few pics of my ass that's about it. If we are comparing me to most women in 'murica I might as well be Amish lol
How these threads always turn into psychological assessments
Honestly what did you expect when making this thread on misc lol? You knew it would blow up.
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who decided to became atheist first? you or your husband?

did ur fam disown you?
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