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here's a map of the countries from which i've Masturbated
10-19-2017, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Ayz33⏩
Hey, let's go poke some holes over in East St. Louis this weekendMirin diversity. Sucks living in the ****hole midwest where everyone is born here and stays here their whole life.
At least i have Norway and Columbia
At least i have Norway and Columbia
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10-19-2017, 10:21 AM
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Oh chit OP, nice idea.

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No worries. One of these days I'll come back to this thread and have half the Earth filled out, I'm sure of it

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No worries. One of these days I'll come back to this thread and have half the Earth filled out, I'm sure of it
10-19-2017, 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted By thigoonar⏩
Mirin dat chad smash
10-19-2017, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted By Brozart⏩
I've always found that smashing girls from Australia was like shooting fish in a barrel for Americans.i've smashed sloots from these countries:

edit: actually from these countries, not talking about heritage
make your own:
https://www.amcharts.com/visited_countries/

edit: actually from these countries, not talking about heritage
make your own:
https://www.amcharts.com/visited_countries/
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10-19-2017, 10:47 AM
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Is there a map for your consensual encounters?
Take it easy Christian
10-19-2017, 11:01 AM
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What if I can't remember them all?
Also how do you get your map to imgur?
Also how do you get your map to imgur?
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10-19-2017, 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Layne205⏩
Your wife was born in 2 countries? The maps are showing countries where the girls arefrom.Even I got Romania. Wife is half German half American, so I got 3 countries with only 2 womenz.
10-19-2017, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted By Layne205⏩
That doesn't count idiot.Even I got Romania. Wife is half German half American, so I got 3 countries with only 2 womenz.
To count the woman has to be born there and have lived part of her childhood there.
No children of US Servicemen don't count.
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10-19-2017, 12:27 PM
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I'll type mine out:
1. England
2. Germany
3. Italy
4. Australia
5. China
To the guys above: Lmao I don't have Romania yet even though I was born there!
1. England
2. Germany
3. Italy
4. Australia
5. China
To the guys above: Lmao I don't have Romania yet even though I was born there!
10-19-2017, 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted By ChristianMR⏩
Lol...chloroform has no international boundaries bro.Is there a map for your consensual encounters?
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10-19-2017, 12:54 PM
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I'm going to forget some.
US
Philippines
Japan
S.Korea
Laos
Vietnam
Cambodia
Thailand
Italy
Jordan
Iran
Brazil
Dominican Republic
Columbia
Peru
Ecuador
I am forgetting some.
US
Philippines
Japan
S.Korea
Laos
Vietnam
Cambodia
Thailand
Italy
Jordan
Iran
Brazil
Dominican Republic
Columbia
Peru
Ecuador
I am forgetting some.
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10-19-2017, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted By spadelexus⏩
Your wife was born in 2 countries? The maps are showing countries where the girls arefrom.
Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
Lolz, limit one makes sense. But wife was born in Texas, then raised in Germany until 7 years old.That doesn't count idiot.
To count the woman has to be born there and have lived part of her childhood there.
No children of US Servicemen don't count.
To count the woman has to be born there and have lived part of her childhood there.
No children of US Servicemen don't count.
I was born in Oklahoma, but I would never tell anyone I'm FROM there.
10-19-2017, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Layne205⏩
Your wife is an American. She only counts for United States.Lolz, limit one makes sense. But wife was born in Texas, then raised in Germany until 7 years old.
I was born in Oklahoma, but I would never tell anyone I'm FROM there.
I was born in Oklahoma, but I would never tell anyone I'm FROM there.
If a woman is born overseas to one US parent she still only counts as an American.
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10-19-2017, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted By spadelexus⏩
thx for engaging homie. "an Asian from Asia". lol.Because I want you to give a fuk.
Pretty clear I got a thing for Latinas.
Actually was a good exercise since it made me remember 1 other country (Slovakia), and made me remember the African with a 9/10 body and 3/10 face was from Ghana and not Kenya. Still probably missing a country or two.
Can't believe I haven't conquered Canada yet. This girl I smashed last weekend lived in Quebec City but was born in France.
Also could have sworn I banged an Asian from Asia but Ive been thinking about it and can not confirm.
Pretty clear I got a thing for Latinas.
Actually was a good exercise since it made me remember 1 other country (Slovakia), and made me remember the African with a 9/10 body and 3/10 face was from Ghana and not Kenya. Still probably missing a country or two.
Can't believe I haven't conquered Canada yet. This girl I smashed last weekend lived in Quebec City but was born in France.
Also could have sworn I banged an Asian from Asia but Ive been thinking about it and can not confirm.
did you feel bad about the chick from Slovakia when you realised you'd forgotten her?
Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
oh look, another unfunny and unimaginative comment from busta.Oh look. An international map of prostitution.
Originally Posted By Issobolic28⏩
Im sure you enjoyed waving your big flagpole around when you banged.
Originally Posted By Ayz33⏩
fgm. you're allowed to leave, you know?Mirin diversity. Sucks living in the ****hole midwest where everyone is born here and stays here their whole life.
At least i have Norway and Columbia
At least i have Norway and Columbia
Originally Posted By deepfat⏩
ye? same in reverseI've always found that smashing girls from Australia was like shooting fish in a barrel for Americans.
Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
then try harderWhat if I can't remember them all?
Also how do you get your map to imgur?
Also how do you get your map to imgur?
take a screenshot (Print Screen, Prt Sc) or something similar on the keyboard, same in paint, post to imgur
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10-19-2017, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted By AquilaConfido⏩
Yeah but I haven't been to Romania, was when I was with a travel group for students in Thailand. Most of the other places are because I've traveled there.You smashed from Romania.
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Originally Posted By Prose
lol @ *******s thinking you can only smash a chick from a countryinthat countryYeah but I haven't been to Romania, was when I was with a travel group for students in Thailand. Most of the other places are because I've traveled there.
Originally Posted By LordBroly⏩
thx bro you tooTruly a man of the world. Repped for being cultured.
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10-19-2017, 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Thanks for adding reputation to this user. May you be lucky enough to receive the same Reputation back in turn. OKQ: What's the best part about getting a blowjob from an Ethiopian chick?
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
how does the list look if you only count 2/10's and above though?I'm going to forget some.
US
Philippines
Japan
S.Korea
Laos
Vietnam
Cambodia
Thailand
Italy
Jordan
Iran
Brazil
Dominican Republic
Columbia
Peru
Ecuador
I am forgetting some.
US
Philippines
Japan
S.Korea
Laos
Vietnam
Cambodia
Thailand
Italy
Jordan
Iran
Brazil
Dominican Republic
Columbia
Peru
Ecuador
I am forgetting some.
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10-20-2017, 02:42 AM
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Originally Posted By Brozart⏩
I mean technically Israel is in south west Asia so I guess I have smashed "an Asian from Asia" ...thx for engaging homie. "an Asian from Asia". lol.
....but I meant from south east Asia, and not just a Korean chick born in the US.
did you feel bad about the chick from Slovakia when you realised you'd forgotten her?
Actually brought back a good memory. Think she was the 1st or 2nd bumble smash Ive had. Played it perfectly. Was on a biz trip staying in a hotel with a bar. She just got to the US a few months prior, working as a nanny or au pair or some chit. Invited her to have a drink with me at the bar. She borrowed her friends car then drove 45 min to my hotel. We had a drink then went to my room. She said some chit like "Im not the kind of girl to have sex with a guy I just met" ... So I said "I promise I won't take off my pants" ...15 min latershewas pulling down my pants. From match to smash in 3 hours.
The only downside was she was vanilla as phuck. Wouldnt let me take full control. Which is a turnoff for me. So I couldn't stay hard. She did have an 8.3/10 squat ass. Posted story and ninjas a couple sloth threads ago. Then a detective threatened to dox me and inform my wife. So I deleted my imgur account erasing the evidence. Then I reverse detectived the detective and dealt with them irl.
/Slovakian girl story
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Here is mine

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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
If you really live in Toronto and you can't find a "white girl" to have sex with you, I'd say it's on you, not on the universe. I lived in Toronto for a while and, well, it's sort of a cornucopia of cooch. Almost every kind is represented there. Honestly, go to the Wheat Sheaf downtown for a beer on a Friday night (late-ish) and see.tfw cant even get a white girl or a girl from your own country..
I had one 18 year old white girl over and we started feeling eachother up and then I had to leave for work because I was late and she never ended up coming back..sigh
I don't know what it is.. I really don't
I had one 18 year old white girl over and we started feeling eachother up and then I had to leave for work because I was late and she never ended up coming back..sigh
I don't know what it is.. I really don't
Can't believe I'm seeing someone from Toronto complain about getting laid. Is this a Misc meme I don't know about?
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Here's a list of countries in which I have fapped:
1. USA
2. Mexico
3. France
4. Italy
5. Canada
1. USA
2. Mexico
3. France
4. Italy
5. Canada
10-20-2017, 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
Oh if I counted that low. England, Whales, Scottland would be added to the list.how does the list look if you only count 2/10's and above though?
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